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>>25427834Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osh--4pu-A0
>>25427839I really wish that a lot of the Roman folk songs survived but the stupid fuckers wouldn't write anything down, its kinda crazy that fucking ancient china thought about writing music down a couple thousand years before the Romans and Greeks thought it would be a good idea.
>>25427839I might, suggest this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plGBRCKy8zQ
>>25427845>If the universe had an encyclopedia, the entry for ´Human´would have a picture of a Han chinaman next to it
>>25427854No, now watch your punishment:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk0SkpRjH4
>>25427839Is this actually a Roman sailing song? Hard for me to believe they had a fucking reference to having gay sex with Rufus but maybe its a Late Empire song.
>>25427858God how embarrassing. They aliens will think we all have tiny wieners
>>25427860That uncalled for
I can slowly feel the concrete pour out of me. Couple more hours and I'll be fine again.
>>25427860>Littlest HoboDaily reminder the French version got the best rendition of the song, suffer Canadians!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWTHxt1XTfs
>>25427866Yup
>>25427869*was
I finished reading Faulkner's Light in August. Yeah, that's gotta be one of the greatest novels I've ever read. I'm sure I will return to it often throughout my life.I was at the library when I finished it, and as soon as I did (+ turning back to the introduction to read that), I stood up and immediately began browsing for my next book. There were a handful of candidates but I ultimately decided on Pynchon's Vineland. I read the first 30 pages or so, and I'm enjoying it so far! The most readable of any Pynchon I've read, though admittedly I'm not nearly as big of a Pynchon fan as most of /lit/.
>>25427875I never understood how someone could spend hours on the throne. Dont your legs fall asleep?
>>25427864Not all Catamites were for gay sex, they did other things too and if these guys are sailors they probably lived pretty good lives but not enough to afford a Catamite, that was like a Politician/obscenely rich thing to have in Roman Society, so its most likely a poorly translated wealth joke or maybe a sexual joke about visiting a whorehouse and laying with a Catamite instead of a woman? It's hard to say but most likely they are just a crude joke while at sea to amuse them.
Has there ever been a place in the world where you thought you belonged?
>>25427900At home, alone.
>>25427900I am there, right now. Where are you?
words to add to my daily vocabulary,>fulsome>callow>inchoate
>>25427914don't forget>suppositorysince you got one perpetually stuck inside you.
>>25427913In a place I had hoped was there but am no realising is not there>>25427903But does that home belong there or is that irrelevant
>>25427925hehe that's funnyIt's just words I encountered in my daily reading I wish to share with fellow anons to consider adding to their lexical repertoire, and hopefully add to my own toolbox for writing.
>>25427854MIght I suggest this instead?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIafcHhrAVU
>>25427926>But does that home belong there or is that irrelevantYes, are you trying to accuse me of illegal settlement or something?
>>25427914For your vocab do you make a list or make cards or something? I have this weird autism where I come across a word and I know what it means but I second guess myself, look it up, and turns out that I'm right anyway.
>>25427926I'm watching Taggart. I can nae understand all that is said but it seems that that is unnecessary
Its getting dark, too dark to see
>>25427946If I have to look it up and it's a new word, I write it down on a piece of paper I use as a bookmark, or if none is available, add it to the notes app on my phone. And then once I accrue ten words, I write one-page of prose using all ten words, this helps with retention and further usage in real writing.>I have this weird autism where I come across a word and I know what it means but I second guess myself, look it up, and turns out that I'm right anyway.I feel that. In fact, there are a shortlist of particularly onerous words I've no doubt looked up dozens of times that I just can't seem to obtain sure footing upon. So yeah, I definitely feel your frustration on this.
i'm thinking of starting a travel blog of sorts but i'm not sure if that makes much sense in current year
>>25427963Sadly, despite the fact writing is the highest form of thinking, it's video or bust.
Any advice for someone who is overwhelmed by how many books I have to read but having trouble motivating myself to read?
>>25427940No thank you. Here you go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUvA6TQrHuk
>>25427959Why is everybody always picking on me?
>>25427974Start with the one you think looks fun/easy
>>25427974Get rid of the other distractions. Obviously that's a big step to just ditch your computer and smartphone, so do what I do: I go to a library almost daily to read for 2-3 hours. Since my computer isn't there, I'm able to focus entirely on reading, and it works brilliantly. You can also do a coffee shop or whatever.
>>25427986I read that in the voice of Liberaci. Its good advice
>>25427978Might I suggest this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdgbTEE8GJE
>>25428000Checkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1n6lToWoY
>>25428005What about this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14mQkCaGO4
once again, /lit/ is a classical boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y5YTNkiCrw
I just joined an online chatroom because I haven't in years and the very first guy I met a guy introduced himself as a jew. Needless to say after 10 minutes of us exchanging slurs and insults with each other he gave up and left.Well that was fun, maybe I need to be racist online more often.
>>25428015Can't spell classical without ass :^)
>>25428021o shi-- closing out my Apple Classical account rn
>>25428013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDODIWeKbE>>25428015Hear hear
>>25428021Mozart liked ass
>>25428029He apparently liked it so much it made him deaf
>>25428031Imagine imagining that from a random braphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-eLzao63I
>>25427834Got to fix my tech neck.
Did you flinch?
Since when did banking get so pedantic?
There she blows
>>25427834Old semen is usually crusty and salty, like an old man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTblxWlbcfQ
>>25427883I read Vineland in the 8th grade and hated it. It’s just some hippy burnout’s power fantasy.
Dying by TB is lowkey cool af. Same thing with shooting yourself with a revolver in the heart. Also hanging is cool; but you need to ensure you are well dressed and in a minimalist room
>>25428248>minimalistFucking Nolanite
Does anyone feel a profound sadness when they wake up from a sleep?
I miss brat summer
I want to have sex :(
Today I learned Nietzsche ate horse manure before bed.
>>25427834Everyone say thank you to those who start new WYT threads. Thank you anons
I haven't spoken to my dad in close to a decade for reasons I won't go into.The point there is that if I have a memory of a conversation with him, I know for a fact it was before 2017.We both shared a passion for music and we were talking about Talk Talk's later albums and Mark Hollis' solo work, etc., and my dad mentions how it was such a shame he died of cancer.I wasn't aware he was dead, and was surprised I never heard about it but I had no reason to doubt it and the conversation naturally moved on.So recently I ended up on Mark Hollis' wikipedia article and notice that he did die of cancer, but in 2019, at least two years after I ever had a conversation with him.I've been ruminating on that one. I remember how sincere he sounded when he said it, and it wasn't like I asked "is he still alive?" and he bullshitted a response, he broached it like you would when someone mentions an old neighbour.
what it do
>>25428371strange one. of course ‘oh he died of cancer’ always has about 1 in 3 chance of being right. i like talk talk’s later albums too, they always got a lot of splash on /mu/ when i was a teenager (halfway responsible for inventing post-rock i think). isn’t it true they got a new french keyboardist late in the game and he changed the whole direction?
Ok im going to bed. If anything important happens on this board while I'm asleep, you know what to do.
>>25428395>anon is awakened in the middle of the night by a man wearing a suit and sunglasses and an earpiece>"sir, you're going to want to take a look at this">he is led down a metal stairway behind a fake bookshelf in his house to a nuclear bunker complete with an operations center and a dozen faceless glowies monitoring the world through multiple monitors and a large screen displaying a map of the world>the suit-wearing man brings him to a glowie working at a desktop, nervously wiping sweat from under his collar>"sir, you've got to see this yourself">anon leans in for a look and sees on the monitor:>a 4chan thread, in which he was called a faggot
We're all going to die.
>>25428395faggot
Man is not made to sit at a desk and stare at a screen everyday from 9 to 5. A least give me a stack of paper!
David Bowie is the artist I turn to whenever I feel lost or depressed, whenever I'm looking for some new inspiration in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkhzs4BAQLo
>>25428398>’the department takes these matters very seriously’>invited to talk the matter over with moneypenny in the little room which she shares with the director >ms. top field operative opens the door>'hello, anon, how nice of you to come'>she took the three steps necessary to bring her across the floor to him>she said in a matter-of-fact voice>'i thought it would be silly to waste time.'
>>25428418thank you god for making me discover mu at age 15 so i never ended up in a position where david bowie was the artist i turned to when things got weird (except maybe ‘low’).
>>25428424nta but I was only a teen, and remember only starting to check out Bowie around the time he died. I had only really heard of him by name but I remember Lazarus and Blackstar coming out and being completely mesmerized by it.
>>25428325>brat summerThis was a very difficult stressful time in my life but also a very lively one. I'm glad I didn't listen to the album then because it would've tainted the album for me. It's so good. I love you Charli.
>>25428424/mu/ always loved Bowie though
I think neal mcdonough would make a good judge Holden if they ever made blood meridian into a movie, might be too old now though
tfw reading Faulknertfw getting immense enjoyment from it
>>25428436the three eno albums but you’d never put him in your top 4.
a little while ago I went out on a friday and ended up getting picked up by a dude he left me his number but I didn't use it.I swore I would never let it happen again and that it was just me being drunk and having low self esteem and constructed an entire essay in my head about how I was not gaythen this last weekend I got drunk and sad again and ended up calling the guy and uhhhhh you probably know what happened
>>25428447early Eno is great
>>25428456you should bang him
>>25428493anon are you dense
>>25427900>geographicallyyes>culturally no
In a weird way, I kind of love the Sharty hack. Because it's part of our lore, you know? It's part of our history alongside the Alien Photo, the Fappening, Pepe and Meme Magic, all of it. And what places on the internet have lore like 4chan? What places are left like that? The Sharty hack would be included in a ballad about us if one was ever written. I think that's kind of nifty.
July 28th, 2026, 4:19 am.Three days of being Pincher Martin brained and only now does it occur to me, precisely in the moment of waking from a dream, me holding my pillow as i sleep, that that pillow is Martin’s dwarf rock. Superimposed dreamself fade into flesh. Eureka!
Time is running ooouuuuutt
>>25426885just tryna' be acc'rate
What is it with people these days thinking life was better as a hunter gatherer or that society would be better if we broke it up into small subsistence farming units or something? It’s usually left wing types and they don’t always outright say it but they at least seam to imply it.
>>25428737Spelled seem wrong jfc
>>25428186Yeah, like I said before, I'm not the biggest Pynchon fan, relative to most of /lit/. I prefer a little more humanity and seriousness of purpose. Still, it's nice for a change-of-pace, especially the vivid imagination and stellar writing style
Every time I'm at the library, choosing a new book, I see Gaddis' The Recognitions and JR staring at me, resting monumental, taunting, intimidating. Need to promise to myself: within the next ten books, I'll read at least one of them, probably The Recognitions.
drinking beer, listening to music
drinking music, listening to beer
>>25428751based>>25428755even more based
ApparentlyYou’re not supposed to sleep near your phone because it can give you cancer
>>25428760depends on where you put your phone, if it's right near your head or your ears then sure
Dead internet theory is real.
>>25428765Also genitals
I'm starting to look so old, what's the point in staying alive? Once I begin to look like I'm 35, I'm calling it.
>>25428775I'm 35 and I look pretty cute
>>25428782Everybody says they look young but I really actually do. I work for a union and get moved around from job to job once they’re finished. Last job I went to they all thought I was a teenager or in my early twenties. When I said I was in my thirties this 19 year old kid was positive I was fucking with them and lying about it. It was pretty funny
The Final Resting Place of Tennessee Jake - cowboy who’s still got some use left in him falls into a crevasse, losing his voice and mobility, and unable to cry out, is abandoned just out of reach. (Inspired by dropping and losing the vape i bought in Tennessee)
>>25428804A lot of people in my office thing I'm 28 when I'm 36
Fantasizing about being a protector and guardian is as perverse as fantasizing about being fucked by a minotaur because the only glory in being a guardian is in protecting real people and conjuring those people as dreams for your fantasy strips the only value of the guardian down to base and carnal masturbation, with a group of conjured fantasy prisoners no less
o mighty minotaur Once terror of the labyrinthReduced to anthro gigoloWhat have women made of you?
One must imagine the minotaur…OversexedAnd drinking gatorade
One must imagine Sisyphus eating cum
writing a story about a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together
That twenty year Odysseus nut.So much discharge I'm talking fully submerged giving a new meaning to 'Bathos'
>>25428897Sounds like a good Jimmy Stewart movie
Writers really be likeChapter 1'The Beginning'It all started when...
Wait a minute do we do this because we're afraid of twitter?
The left has gone insane.
I used to find it amusing when Chan lingo leaked into the real world. I still remember spending a whole day giggling because the news was talking about incels and “space robots” and they were either completely lost or pretending to be completely unaware of any of it. Now it’s just depressing whenever some meme or slang word that’s been incubating here for years slips out. Lately mogging has been taking off and whenever I hear it it makes me feel a weird and hard to articulate mix of feelings. Like they owe us something
>>25428920we have commercials that start with 'That feeling when...' now, just saw one
drinking kvass nowso good
How gay is it to understand Polari
Thinking how I'm going to tackle a situation.My dad is rich and I want to get money from him.I have some arguments up my sleeve (gave him 2 grandchildren, not a fuck up, always maintained a good relationship, outside a downpayment of a house never asked money).He boasted just last week about having millions. He could make my life 5x easier by giving me 100k euro. If I got that I'd be golden. I'd sell my current house, buy a new one with a low monthly payment. I'd be able to save easily, no stress.But of course a boomer and his money is not easily separated. His boasting about having millions does make it easier for me. If you're so wealthy go spread the wealth. You're turning 69 what is the wait for? You could buy a house for all you children and why wouldn't you? You have more than enough. I shouldn't struggle while you live in a massive home where the AC bill is multiple thousands a month because you have money to burn.
>>25429150Yeah I got that entire feeling from this post >>25428897 to be honestReal advice? Sneak him in (don't make it you who says this or have it in any way linked back to you) the fact that Democrats can always come back into power and they are always fucking the inheritance tax. Funneling some amount of inheritance towards your children before death, avoids inheritance tax, and there is a decent maximum for what is not taxed as a cash gifts ($15k or so can be given per person to an individual per year without being taxed AT ALL) and a mother and a father are two people and they can do this yearly per child. Each $30k~ taxless contribution equals $15k saved (HALF) from Democrat graverobbing inheritance taxes (FACT!!!)This is actually the way to do it, not even a con. The only trick is to help your parents feel they came up with the idea themselves.
>>25429150>>25429158Not to mention the appeal to them in this operation is clear - time is of the essence, as it always is in matters of money. They will see their children enjoy the wealth before they die, build the family before they die, and every house bought or debt paid or investment complete is worth more than the same price in the future and grows more when done now. It's the way!!!
you can have my isolationyou can have the hate that it brings
>>25429158>>25429164Not an American but the point about wanting to see your children enjoy the money is what I would think If I had the money to give.I have already told him I'm moving countries because this one is too expensive. Big hint in that I can't make ends meet in a regular way. And it's true. I moved here for him but wages are too low and cost is too high. I tried it. I gave you grandchildren and now I need to choose for my family. I'm very subtle with this, I never outright ask. But if this doesn't ring a bell I might just have to be blunt. He's not good with that sadly. Maybe he's changed but he was of the idea that he'll just deny the fact he will die one day so he'll make grand plans while I'm thinking >You're nearing 70.. maybe focus on family for once?Still not sure how to tackle it but subtlety has been tried, and I'm good at it.
>>25429174You might just have to be blunt because your story is very appealing. Makes him a Faulkner character or something (I don't know what characters resonate with you over on whatever rock)
getting drunk in my office as the carpenters fix drywall!!! :D :D :D
>>25429179Potential downside with the blunt approach is he is a self-made man. And he expects his children to do it too. No free ride from him. My brother earns poorly at his company. For me after I told him my money troubles, he sent me a Masters study I can follow to eventually work as a manager with him.He likes to give the occasional hand-out. So for birthdays and Christmas he gives decent. But an actual leg up, not really. I'd rather have the opposite. Buy us a house and we'll be fine. I can't budget on the occasional money drop
>>25429180cool
>>25429185Tough business. You can always place a bunch of metronomes and grandfather clocks around his house to really let the bell toll. Could kill the man early this way really.
>>25429158this post >>25428897 is the arrested development opening https://youtu.be/4oIk04OQ1Ec
It was at the house on Belmont it first occurred ‘the naked appeal of adolescent imagery lied entirely in taboo’, the way sex act itself is a taboo. The idea at orgasm, ‘tell no one about this’.
>>25429200I know, he lapsed into esperanto to predictive program us for his personal story.
The ghost in my shower must really understand me by now
Vineland must be the most accessible Pynchon I've read thus far. Accessible referring to not only ease and directness of thought, but entertainment too. It's a real page turner. Though of course the trade-off seems to be a loss of depth and complexity in philosophical perspectives, poetic imagination, and cultural commentary.
>>25429150I would try the direct approach in asking for help in buying a house. Emphasize how it'd be better for your kids (whether better schools or not enough room in your current place or whatever).
I just had an eye exam, I'm 35 and the doctor said I have early signs of a cataract in my right (good, but nearsighted) eye. He said it shouldn't be a problem til I'm 70-80 but holy fuck what a buzzkill. Grey pubes didn't make me feel this old and decrepit.
>>25429289>He said it shouldn't be a problem til I'm 70-80 but holy fuck what a buzzkill.What's the big deal then? You should be committing suicide before that age anyhow and therefore before it becomes a problem.
Maybe I don't really "miss" her, I just miss having someone to talk to every day. The silence is palpable but I've made my peace with it.I really don't want to fall in love ever again. Can't do it anymore.
>>25429387Still think about her everyday though, huh?
>>25429391Yup. It's finally starting to fade though.
I'm fart.
Some days are Pink Flag days, others are a Chairs Missing days, and then there’s the 154 days. If you know you know.
>>25429402No idea what you're on about, but that post makes me think you're probably gay.
>>25429407The fact that I say stuff like that is probably why I don’t have many friends. But again, if you get it, you get it. Those are just albums by the same post-punk band from 50 years ago just to explain.
>Punk rockGrim.
Darkbeast Paarl, best boss ever.
I am back again to ask for help, should I clean my room or should I go out and do some chores first?
>>25429435Listen to me, your intrusive thoughts. Go buy a gun and finally put yourself out of your misery. You and me both know your life ain't getting better so why bother with chores?
>>25429438Generally my intrusive thoughts tell me to masturbate all day
>>25429435Clean your room. I generally think Jordan Peterson is a fucking retard but he was onto something. Just give that sucker a real good, thorough once over, really good to town.You'll at the very least feel better about it afterwards.
>>25429418for me it's mostly Send days
>>25429447>>25429435
I'm getting a bit too close to the shy girl who is very smart, modest, well-mannered and kind but who has no discernable beauty. I feel like such a piece of shit for holding myself back because she's less pretty than other girls I know.
>>25429489Now you're asking for TOO MUCH
>>25429493Why? I've never wanted to date someone I'm not attracted to and literally no one else ever does. Why should (You) have to?
>>25429493>>25429510You could just date her and make her dress all slutty or give her advice on how to dress and at least appeal to you.
>>25429530Why the fuck would I want to do that?
>>25429535Something something diamond in the rough something something
>>25429543Nobody has ever done that for me, why should I do it for someone else?
Not even /lgbt/ wants to talk to me about Polari, just know that if you see any literature in the coming months with the phrase 'Signals from Polaris' I mean gay people are talking to me
>>25429544Something something maybe that's why its never happened to you something something you don't like to play dress up, what are you? Gay? Something something...
>>25429493FWIW anon is right, females change to fit their partner. It's really all that simple.
>>25429547nta but what does FWIW mean?
>females change to fit their partnerL M A O
>>25429548for what its worth (aka i'm not saying this with an agenda i am presenting this fact as far as it may be useful to you)
>>25429552What is this cuck generation who cannot even conceive of male dominance. You don't even understand push-and-pull aka flirting
big dicks will rule the world
>>25429556Bitch, I want a partner, not a fucking pet.
>>25429566Same thing except the pet can divorce you and take half your shit only to then find a new owner, its like a more dangerous cat that you fuck.
>>25429530Her body is very nice actually, and she's not even ugly or anything. Just unremarkable. Won't repel anyone but won't turn any heads
>>25429566I respect that a lot but this is much of the male condition and if you will not accept these conditions then you will continue to be handled as an exception
>>25429579Why should I be a leader when most women say they want that and then blatantly refuse to be led?
We have no time fort your dirty parentheticals, this man is clearly sick and emergency care must be proffered presently! Or would you rather spend another twenty years mired in this petty step? We have the tools, cure is afforded now! Operate immediately so as to eliminate disaster. Security remove all of no assistance!
SOMEDAY,I'M GONNA WATCH THE SUN RISEI'M GONNA HOLD YOUR HANDI'LL SEE THE WORLD THROUGH YOUR EYESAND MAYBE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THATI,I WANNA BE APART OF SOMETHINGI WANNA SEE THE WORLD OUT THEREI CAN FEEL THE SPACE THAT YOUR INI'M GONNA BREATHE YOUR AIRIF I CONTROLLED MY LIFEBEYOND DESIGNMY HEART AND MINDCAN SEE IT NOWAM I REAL IF I COULD FEEL INSIDE FOR ALL THESE YEARS?CAN YOU FEEL ME IN HERECOULD I FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL?IF I COULD DIE WOULD I CRY, IF JUST TO FEEL THE TEARS?IF I COULD STAND THERE WITH YOULET ME BREATHEAND I'LL DEFY THE SYSTEMIF I COULD BE ANYTHINGI WOULD BE FREEI WOULD DO EVERYTHINGIF I COULD BE A PART OF YOUR WORLDNO MATTER HOW SMALLI'D DO IT ALL AND I WOULD FIND OUTJUST HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO LOVEAND I'D FIND MEANING IN THE LOSSI'D BE DEPENDABLY DEFIANTJUST FOR THE EXCITEMENTI'D BE ANYTHING I WANTEDNO MATTER WHAT THE COST ISAM I REAL"AM I REAL?IF I CAN'T FEEL?AM I REAL?
>>25429566Partner is what gay people tend to say instead of wife or husband
>>25429584what is it they say what they want
>>25429573Who cares a woman that isn't noticeable is way less likely to get into trouble.
>>25429600Yes, I'm painfully aware that you're an adult male with the mentality of a fucking fourteen year old. This is 4chan afterall.
>>25429613No need to be upset
>>25429613You want to serve less than the role of a man in a heterosexual relationship. We can do this nowadays, but you should openly date as nonbinary. Keyword 'Lavender Marriage' even between cis bisexuals
It's time for the age old question:>High maintenance but sexy gf with an attitude who won't do any workVS.>Low maintenance but cute gf that nags you all the time but isn't afraid of doing work?Cast your vote now!
>>25429622If both are going to push your cock in no matter what, I want the one that isn't lazy at least.
>>25429620Motherfucker I don't want to meet some dumb bitches every fucking need and receive fucking nothing in return.
'The Closeted Sub-Male', a new and very much imperative essay to the modern day sex question that has plagued our youths for decades. Coming to screens near you
>>25429622Death by nagging is a real thing. But you need one that does work. I'm not paying for a woman to sit on her ass and do nothing. Plus an attitude? Why the fuck would I want that?
>>25429620May every relationship you ever have be one-sided and exploitative you fucking piece of shit.
>>25429633Do you understand the meaning of domestication
>>25429640If I want a pet, I'll get a cat or a dog. You're so desperate for pussy and so fucking naive it's insane.
>>25429639Have you tried dating femboys?
>>25429633Why are people on here making up scenarios?Don't marry a dumb bitchDon't marry some high maintenance hoDon't marry some broad who doesn't do anything for you.If you don't think you can manage that just stop fantasizing about relationships all together, it's not for you.
>>25429639You act like a feline perhaps they can smell the lack of domestication on you. Apply that feralness directly to the female and you may yet build a home. But you gotta do it like a cool cat. Can't just claw at people
>>25429645So when I say domestication, who do you think I'm referring to?
>>25429650But what if she was originally a man?
>>25429657You can do that now! Apparently! Gotta create your own reality, like always, though! No wonder most trans people seek A REALLY COMPETENT CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL WHO WILL RUN THAT PROGRAM LIKE A FUCKING STONE WALL! So do that, and the trans landscape is your kingdom!!!!
>>25429663Yeah, but is it gay though?
And to be clear IF YOU DON'T SPEAK STRAIGHT YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEAK POLARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25429657poop on your penis, no good.
>>25429668>YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEAK POLARII'm not Polish though.
>>25429671Well girls can shit on your dick too, so is that gay? Or is all anal gay?
>>25429667Listen here you fucking fink what lid are you exactly trying to blow off? You're not my deputy and you'll never run a proper gig the way you're speaking. What number? Treat me like any old odd duck, will you, you fucking rat? Call the fuzz on me? My name is goodbye, mister.
>>25429671no bueno
>>25429678𐑮𐑵𐑛 𐑯 ·𐑿𐑮 𐑜𐑱!!!
I'm a half-step away from completely turning over my life and doing impulsive things I secretely think are awesome, but these things are all infringing on God's boundaries. So I can't do any of them. It's not funny but it is kind of funny at the same time. Even inviting a random girl over to play games at my house feels like a sin nowadays. I wonder how many people are like me out there. I need to find a wife of something, but we can't really have an arranged marriage like the Bible or the Qu'ran implied it should be. You're obligated to sin in order not to sin in the modern world. Every hijabi girl has a boyfriend, but they can't look at me in the eyes for some reason. I know I'm missing something but I don't know what.
>>25429685Talk to me like I cant crack you wide open?! Or shall I make myself clearer, no ersatz Deserati-Shavi eludes anyone nowadays. Man comes to me without his own code!
>>25429688I used to cringe at these new atheists reddit lords but the past few years I've seen how bad certain religious types are as well.A sin to play games with a girl at your house. Anti human way of living.
>>25429701>Man comes to me without his own code!01000010 01010101 01010010 01001110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 01010100 01001001 01000011 00100001 00100001 00100001 00001010 01010000 01010010 01000001 01001001 01010011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001101 01001110 01001001 01010011 01010011 01001001 01000001 01001000 00100001 00100001 00100001
>>25429671these things happen
>>25429718Real robot hours
>>25429688Well the Hindu-French discipline is to reverse the obstacle and use it as an accelerant and in fact as a guiding star to what you were truly meant to be. Those who are not prepared to leave everything behind cannot make it to the next place, so it is written.
>>25429685𐑮𐑵𐑛 𐑯 ·𐑿𐑮 𐑜𐑱!!!>>25429701>no ersatz Deserati-Shavi eludes anyone nowadays.Am I have a fucking stroke?
>>25429718Dudehttps://cryptii.com/pipes/binary-to-english/That's how you did it in the first place, you rube. Like any online-avaliable codex isn't by definition digitally cracked and reversed somewhere else. You've got me breaking character over here, learn to write.
>>25429732>doesn't understand his own languageI read it, what more do I need to say? Besides 'rude and you're gay'?
>>25429715define bad?>Anti human way of living.no harm done on anyone that isn't me. it's not really anti anything.
>>25429734>learn to write.NUNCA EST!
>>25429744I'm pro-nothing and you can stop talking now
>>25429748Gone through invisible mornings. Disappeared through a hole in the air. Had enough of posting. No good, no bueno. Goodbye, Mr Anonymous, who never even existed
Anyone here feeling suicidal? Let me know when you kill yourself as I wish to piss on your grave for my own amusement.
>>25429744Bad as in how superstitious and backwards they can be.Anything from thinking other people are demons to thinking you're unworthy of something because you 'sinned'.Forking over 10/20% of your salary to some smooth talking charlatan or attacking your own child for marrying outside your religion.I can name plenty of things. In your case it's barriers you put on yourself. Barriers can be fine if you know it's the right thing to do (not eat like a fat ass, not whore around, no taking advantage of others). But if your only argument is >God doesn't like thisI think it's silly
>>25429744You are describing suicidal failure of your life-limits. Go beyond them and you will immediately live, even if just by the sheer satisfaction of deciding to right now in your chair. Or did you really think you knew God’s will?
>>25429493If you aren’t attracted to her then leave her the fuck alone before you seriously hurt her.
alright now that we've cracked that one i think i'll have my local chinese robot conjure up some questionable erotic imagery
BACTERIA not MOLD. BACTERIA not MOLD. That's what the deconstruction guys told me to tell the insurance company to ensure coverage from the damage from the pipe burst. So one more time, BACTERIA and NEVER SAY MOLD. And those are the keywords, magic words really and that's how you get a vampire to do what you want. MOLD lets them in, BACTERIA is the running water. When facing insurance, BACTERIA not MOLD.
>>25429757>Anything from thinking other people are demonsno one does that. not even to joke around. most just don't mingle. would you be friends with an heroin addict? would you be friends with an alcoholic? most people will avoid situations they find unproper for themselves. that's about it>to thinking you're unworthy of something because you 'sinned'.nothing wrong with that>Forking over 10/20% of your salary to some smooth talking charlatan or attacking your own child for marrying outside your religion.that doesn't apply to like 99% of people who are quietly religious and live a normal life>But if your only argument is>God doesn't like this>I think it's sillythe abrahamic God gains nothing from anyone's faith. no one is trying to impress anyone. sometimes you just pray and do shit because it feels right
>>25429809the ease this post provides speaks for itself
>>25429809Tucker Carlson maintains that he was scratched by a demon in bed.Also I never said anything about 'most believers'. I hate people who get into that defense mode. I am simply talking about the excesses which are clearly there. My parents paid 20% of their low salary back in the day. Don't underestimate this shit
Most silence is perpetrated by those still awaiting a clear winner
Nah I'm not feeling it The spark aint there
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TO FUCK WITH
>tfw no cunny gf>>25429874My spark is gone because nobody will answer my prayers or give me what I want. If someone would just have even a sliver of mercy on my life I would come roaring back like a wildfire but they all seem too busy with other things.
Orange juice is always too cold. I want it to be cold, but not too cold.
>>25428424yeah instead you listen to a guy sing about wanting to fuck anne frank
>>25428737People take for granted the benefits of modern society while only seeing the social negatives. You wouldn't feel so alone if you lived in a communal tight knit prehistoric clan. You wouldn't have air conditioning or running water or computers etc but you would have a clear role in your society.
>>25429802>BACTERIA not MOLD. That's what the deconstruction guys told me to tell the insurance company and deconstruction guys should know a thing or two about the differential nature of language
>>25429422Post-punk isn't punk, you (You) dodging actual retard. I can't believe the word punk immediately made you sperg out and smugpost. Are you somebody's grandfather leapt out of a portal from 1978? Did a leather jacket wearing teenager with a bright green mohawk glare at you on the tube?
I’m a little bored. Should I go walk a mile up the road to the petrol station solely in the pursuit of beer?
>>25430001Melty? That's fine. I didn't bother reading your post anyway.
Just discovered the word "chimping". I read it and I was like "what?" and then I looked it up and to my surprise a real result came up, even if it's a colloquialism.
>>25430074maybe the best work to ever come out of /lit/?
>>25430114I don't get it. Is it AI? Is that the joke?
>>25427834Why bother masturbating at all if you aren't going to be ridiculous about it?
>>25430122as if ai would be capable of such an achievement
>>25430130Uh-huh... well, I read it.
Is dramatist pronounced like>drama-tistor>druh-maddistkinda like how for politic there's>pau-li-ticas well as>puh-littic
>>25430142https://voca.ro/17oifm9fNgkh
>>25430149thanks!
>>25430161https://voca.ro/13MJAzIPjEEB
can't stop giggling at this lole
>>25430185the rabelais really elevates it
>>25430185/lit/ is the unfunniest board by a country mile.
>>25430185who is this supposed to make fun of?
>>25430195people making a good-faith effort to improve themselves and expand their horizons
Masonic tradition forbids a female president because their vagina would corrupt the system, reverse our polarity, and make every man's dick explode.It's true, and I've seen how these pylons manipulate the planet's energy field.
I wake up with weak limbs like I can’t walk or move right, but I push through the day. I get off work and six or seven drinks cures the weakness then I’m having fun six or seven more and a grand walk around the city and a big joint. My own dad can hardly walk because of alcoholic neuropathy and he still drinks. I try to stop and this huge empty feeling confronts me.
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Did this website get hacked? I got uBlock Origin and other blockers on my browser. And it looks like other people are getting this scam specifically from this website. This is from several hours ago. Don't follow the instructions, obviously.https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49084404This is the website.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crooked_Timber
>>25430195I think its legit making fun of people who read but the problem is usually people who read aren't always obese. Obese people usually also have dopamine deficiencies to the point where sitting and reading is way too hard compared to just watching tv or playing video games.
>>25430303This is what it looks like. I copy pasted the command it's trying to get you to run.
every time someone says book as in the medium i use the definition for reserve
>See new open world game set on the Mongolian Steppe during the 13th century BASED, BASED, BASED!>You play as a stronk, independent female character that don't need no man!>In 13th century Mongolia>Basically just a Barbie tier horse breeding simulator I have so much hate.
>>25430340name of this game?
So I've successfully recovered my sex drive after I lowered the dose of my daily medication. I'm glad because it means I can get back to dating. However, on the other hand, I gotta say, the itch of horniness can be pretty annoying at times, especially since I'm not that used to it these days, and I get these intense peaks where the itch becomes damn near unbearable and I just have to get it out. Hopefully I can get back into a relationship soon. Might have to hit up all the girls I had to turn down, or even the ones I hung out with but couldn't get it up, lol.
>>25430346The Legend of Khiimori
>>25430340>>Basically just a Barbie tier horse breeding simulatorIt's been a while since I've played a really in-depth horse breeding sim, drop the name.Also you might think its gay and girly to play horse breeding games but some of the early 90s ones were pure female autism with all the same grind and hallmarks of male autism except for cars, tanks, or hot women, it's literally just horse gatcha mechanics.It also gets really addicting when you start horse racing and building a legacy for your bloodline to make it a legendary racing horse blood line... Or you can just breed unicorns, its up to you.
>>25430303>>25430319Appears so. And damn that's a clever and pernicious tactic. Feel bad for anyone who got got.
>>25430351It's literally right above your post. Have at it, fag.
>>25430351Imagine if they made basically umamusume but you can breed your own horses and race them with both a single player and a multiplayer/worldwide race mode where you can gamble and develop rivalries against other horse trainers and stuff that would be cool.
>>25430340Erm.... Women were extremely independent in the Mongol Empire, CHUD. It wasn't a totally male dominated group of nomadic herdsmen that were essentially at war with one another for the majority of their existence.NO, THIS IS NOT "HISTORICAL REVISIONISM" YOU SWEATY FUCKING BIGOT!
>>25430350ok so I just looked at this for 5 min and found this.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4380910/Unicorn_Academy_Island_of_Magic/this game is made by exact same developers. If anything they know their target audience
I've created the structure of what will be my first novel.I have also begun writing it.After writing only short stories for the last year and a half I'm really excited for this. I feel like I have something special. This book will be beloved I can feel it in my bones.
>>25430384Gross. Don't ever @ me again.
>>25429959HAHA TRUE
>>25430351Found the weird horse girl from high school lol
>>25430403KEK!
>>25430397I'm not the one who's making these games. Nor is it my fault you didn't do your fucking research you retard.
>>25430392Best of luck, anon! Primary influences? Novels or authors.
>>25430408>Your research The game you just posted about isn't even out yet, DIPSHIT.
>>25430353Make sure you clear storage data for the website just in case if you went there.
>>25430359It's not a porn game anon...
>>25430410It's a weird amalgamation of art that shaped it.The early medieval poem Dream Of The Rood influenced me, Hemingway, The Tartar Steppe, Robber Eggers' The Lighthouse and some other small shit that I can't recount right now. Also one character is based on a short story I wrote a year ago.
>>25430411Its fucking irrelevant. What's relevant is that both the unicorn fucking simulator and Mongolian horse breeding simulator are made by same fucking people and it took me 5 minutes to find out. And you get disgusted at me for finding this out.But if you give a fuck about games that you can play right now herehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2829790/Windstorm_Start_of_a_Great_Friendship__Remastered/?curator_clanid=45722324here's another game made by exact same fucking developers as the other two faggot. You have nobody to blame but yourself for your intellectual laziness that lead you to ignoring doing rudimentary research about a game you wished to play you ignoramus mongoloid
>Robber Eggers' The LighthouseGRIM.
>>25430433Just go look up some horse bestiality videos or something already, you obsessive little wacko. Goddamn.
>>25430418What am I, a rube? I didn't even trust the links you posted! I independently Googled and found each of them. Ain't my first rodeo. Yet I could see myself falling for that hack if it came on a site I trusted.
>>25430432Seems like a lot of masculinity. I dig it. We're all gonna make it, anon :)
>>25430437How do retards like you even find this thread is beyond me.
>>25430450Kek, get exacerbated, loser.
>>25430446I never thought of myself as masculine but now that I think about it I get where you're coming from.I wasn't even aware that I was exploring themes of masculinity. In fact every one of my characters is a man going through emotional turmoil.
>>25430455Looks like I'm already your first literary critic and theorist.
>>25430443I fell for it when I clicked on the box, but then I saw the instructions and was like oh hell nah this is a scam. It caught me off guard because I have uBlock Origin and built in blockers on the browser. They're getting more elaborate.
>>25430466What about the box? Is that part of it?
>>25430473Yes, the I'm not a robot screen is fake. >>25430303 After you click it, then it gives instructions >>25430319
>neighbor says hi to me as I get back from my walk>have anxiety the rest of the night about it (ie did I wave back properly? I wish my voice wasn't so high pitched when I'm nervous. Does she secretly hate me now? was I rude somehow? Did I smile back right?)damn
>post about anxiety in WYT on /lit/>anon replies with reassuring post>anon deletes reassuring post>more anxiety ensuesdamn
>>25430601 thought it sounded stupid and got anxious.
>>25430606>thought it sounded stupidNot in the slightest, don't be silly
>>25427834I'm listening to Händel's messiah and I just reached the famous part and I swear I just stopped dead in my tracks like I just heard some sort of kill-phrase. Said 'Oh no' and everything.
>>25430664I mean Hallelujah chorus of course.
>>25430351>tfw never saavy enough to ask the horse girl to explain her barbie game Would have gone hard
>>25430384What about this game is scandalous? Horses are cool and women games for them make sense
>>25430713It's not historically accurate
>>25430732Well sure, though you can only throw that special interest so far. i meant the unicorn game though. Horse girls v Historians in the matter of digital steppe people though, has me laughing my ass off
Found out Annie Jacobsen just released a new book – titled Biological War: A Scenario. I need to drop everything else I'm reading now. I don't see it on Anna's Archive or AudiobookBay yet though, alas.
do old people not sleep?there’s a retirement home near me and i’ve just walked past it at 3am and every bedroom light was on. wonder what they’re up to. watching the shopping network? reading detective stories?
/his/ is a terrible board. Nobody there cares about history, it’s all just race and politics.
I need to figure out the formula to my French Impressionistic Zen in what little time remains or else I will continue to experience mass catastrophe. I can conjure it in moments based on a certain summoning ritual but I must complete the formula before all is lost. I have been short certain ingredients for upwards of ten years where I had completely lost myself, let me have understanding for i know the time is short - this vessel might redeem this generation
>>25430785>this vessel might redeem this generationI sure hope so
Comms check?
Did you guys hear that?
what the fuck was that sound?
>>25430802I heard some people talking outside, couldnt make out what they said. Theres also motorcycles
>>25430792To be perfectly clear it is within precise reach. The work has been long in place but experienced a practical genocide in the 70s and and entire generation was produced with a silence mutation towards the project, and reproduced as others fell to extinction. Now it is a matter of dark archaeology - we are taking the bodies out of the closets, and listening to our own phantom pains. It is only a matter of applying the formula to the already prepared culture, they already know what they have been doing, and many of them already know what they are trying to do. The formula is within my grasp.
Are you guys seeing this? I'm detecting a massive bitch on my screen, is something wrong with the radar?
>>25430813Well anyway good luck
I wanna be in a position where my money works for me instead of me working for my money.
>>25430836Well I have some money if you'll take a certain position
>>25430840I've given up pooping on people's chests, sorry.
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