>>25433133
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>>25433133
first

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I'm normally attracted to women but about 1 in 1000 men strike me in a strange way and fill me with a peculiar tingling feeling somewhere between my sternum and the bottom of my rib cage and the idea of holding them or being held in their arms is an idea I can lose myself in for a whole afternoon.

>>25433142
FUCK

>>25433148
is it like femboys or big black dudes?

>>25433148
do any other straight guys kind of wish they had had a chaste but passionate boarding school romance with another boy

got this idea for a novel: there’s a murder and they have to figure out who did it.

>>25433149
Heheheh

>>25433157
>got this idea for a novel: there’s a murder and they have to figure out who dun' it*
fixed

>>25433159
>Heheheh
who are you this girl? >>25433144

>>25433155
I fantasize about this quite often. Recently I read Brideshead Revisited and found myself very jealous of what Charles and Sebastian had in the first third.

>>25433162
nice

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>>25433164
kingsley amis’ take.

I think I've just been exposed to a site worse than anything on /lit/, worse than anything on Reddit: Philosophy Stack Exchange

>>25433163
kek

>>25433170
if this was my site and i wanted to advertise it i’d make a post like this.

>>25433141
You say this, but the whole commonplace ideal of men seeking a younger female companion is based on sexual desire.

People have different needs and should act accordingly. For some, they're willing to sacrifice in other areas for financial security or an intellectual, spiritual equal. For others, attraction and sex above all (as someone who's poor and good-looking, thank God!).

>>25433169
If you had the chance to bugger a cute pre-alcoholism and twink death Sebastian you probably would too.

>>25433154
It's a little random. One time I spent about 4 weeks developing a sudden crush on a guy who was about a foot taller than me and whose hands probably could have reached all the way around my waist, before he got a girlfriend and I sank into despair for a while. Another time it was over a coworker who was even shorter and smaller than me with fluffy messy hair and a thing for wearing oversized sweaters. I almost thought my gaydar was going off because of stuff he said and the way he acted but I had to move away before I could work up the courage to make a move.

>>25433180
it’d end in tears i think.

>>25433183
i c i c.
don’t rush into anything.

I hate that stupid stupid singer


I hate that stupid singer.
He makes me wanna spew.
Sickly, pale, skeletal—
It's his fault you're gone.
Did he hit like that drunk cigarette?
Now you're stuck wondering why.
He saw you in another light.
Out of both the pale boys who ruined my life,
I blame that stupid singer,
Too lazy to write an "e."
I never wore eyeshadow...
Was it because I didn't skulk like them?
You got undressed for a whole new person.
Did you kiss my neck and pretend it was his?
You move on, and I still suffer.
Will you have the children of another man?
Or will they have the eyes of the poor boy you can't forget?
I know I can't leave you behind.
I still remember:
12-12. 8:30–1.
Every time I see that stupid singer,
He reminds me of you.
Can't go back to friends; we never started that way.
I can count the beds we shared on one hand,
Another for your other man.

I think of hanging myself every time I drive

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>>25433180
when I was in sixth form a guy in the year above started messaging me out the blue, like, flirting with me. really forward. I’d never met him or heard of him but when I looked at his fb he was friends with all the popular girls in my year. and as a teenager I was quite shy and stuff I couldn’t tell him to fuck off, I was like giving the replies uninterested girls give ‘ah yeah idk’. anyway it wasn’t fun and made me very sympathetic to girls tb h.

took a really long political test and it said im most compatible with the politics of the uk and i most resemble Abraham Lincoln, also said i leaned towards protectionism, assimilationism, and civic nationalism

So in the end i guess in another life i was a British tory?


seems kind of lame

>>25433133
i think its time for a new sexy girl thoughts thread

>>25433261
In another life you have a broken ability that makes you overpowered in a fantasy world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NvllmNib8Y

>>25433280
Is it 'sexy-girl thoughts' like the daily thoughts of sexy girls or 'sexy girl-thoughts' like only thoughts of girls (in general! not just the hot ones) that are sexy?

>>25433133
no edition? Not even cat edition? Hello cat. I love you cat. <3 cat

>>25433311
>no edition? Not even cat edition?
see: >>25433135
>narutokitty winking affectionately edition

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don't mind me, just tryna' get based

>>25433329
gay picture

>be me
>enter command 'pause' to open the main menu of Life
>scroll down to Settings
>open Character Psychology tab
>scroll down to Anxiety
>switch from On to Off
phew! i've read that this will solve my problem, don't know how that setting got enabled in the first place! hope it works

>>25433338
you're minding me when i explicitly asked you not to!!!

also youre crazy, that picture is sick

>>25433339
What game is that?

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bros I'm fucking lonely
all I do is go to work and back home
if someone gave me a hug it would genuinely make my entire year but there's no one
at least I have my house geckos to play with

>>25433342
Life, the one we're all playing right now

>>25433346
Cats are better for this kind of thing. You can cuddle with them, they're larger, they're warm, they're fuzzy, and, when they love you, are affectionate.

>>25433349
I'm not playing that.

nothing can stop me now cause I don't care anymore

>>25433346
I make this recommendation once again: hire an escort.

I wish I looked plain and ordinary and forgettable and a little rumpled and slightly out of focus and vaguely damp and a bit crumb-covered and somehow already apologizing for taking up space and smelling faintly of a waiting room and moving with the hesitant shuffle of someone who just dropped their keys into a storm drain and wearing an expression of mild perpetual concern about a receipt they lost in 2008 and having the posture of a coat left on a chair after the party ended and the presence of a houseplant that someone keeps meaning to water but never does and the voice of a smoke detector with a low battery beeping softly into an empty hallway and the manner of a man rehearsing a polite objection he will never actually say aloud and the haircut of a boy whose mother still cuts it over the kitchen sink and the fashion sense of a lost property auction and the charisma of a damp noticeboard and the emotional range of an elevator that only goes down and the gaze of a goldfish that has just remembered something deeply troubling from a previous life and the laugh of a photocopier jamming on a single page that says "help" and the walk of a pigeon with a minor leg injury reconsidering its entire commute and the overall energy of a folding chair collapsing at a memorial service and the soul of a lukewarm cup of consommé left behind a radiator and the erotic appeal of a potato that has rolled under the fridge and sprouted into a pale civilization and the spiritual aura of a rental tuxedo that has seen too many groomsmen cry and the cosmic significance of a discontinued shade of off-white named "Gentle Regret" and the final form of a sock that fell behind the dryer and evolved into a sentient lint ecosystem that worships a lost button and speaks only in static and small judgments and the ultimate conclusion of a man slowly realizing he is not actually the main character but the background extra who briefly looks at the camera and ruins the take and then apologizes to the universe for the inconvenience before dissolving into a small patch of lukewarm static humming the jingle of a defunct insurance company in a universe that has already forgotten itself.

>>25433351
unfortunately my place has a no pet policy
geckobro is technically a pest from outside the building who happened to wander in here so no one cares but a cat is different
>>25433359
one evening won't change me anon

>>25433364
is this AI slop again? c'mon

>>25433367
No, I wrote that on the back of a napkin.

>>25433372
if you wrote it then nice. if it's AI slop good Lord I hate you so so much

I wish I looked dumb and stupid and not cool and kooky and dumpy and

>>25433373
You know what they say. A man who folds a napkin and carries it home in his pocket has not lost his mind.

>>25433301
i love this track(s). always thought part 2 was obv better than 1 but i like the last 30 seconds of pt 1 more than anything in pt 2.

Taking a walk outside instantly makes you super cool.

If cracking means sex, then cracking your knuckles means you had sex with your knuckles. Knuckles is a Sonic character. If Knuckles is a Sonic character, then "knuckle cracking" means you’re having sex with Knuckles the Echidna. What does knuckling mean? I don't know. It sounds like it could be something sexual. Dare I continue? If knuckling your crack is something sexual, then that's full circle. There should be a term for this. Cracking and knuckling and paired up somehow. We should ask Michael from Vsauce because he is who inspired me. His YouTube shorts gave me this idea about having sex with Knuckles and knuckling crack.

>>25433383
after review i should’ve really said the last 50 seconds.

>>25433390
funny

>>25433383
I agree. Some of her songs have parts that are really nice even if I don't like the full thing.

>>25433392
It's not supposed to be funny. I was thinking of the connection between the words.

Backrooms. Back-rooms.

Back

Rooms

What do they call this? Compound word?

>>25433390
I forgot sex was a thing that people do. I was thinking that we're all just friends.

Portable telephone

>>25433393
wdym her?

>>25433409
What?

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>>25433404

>>25433409
Them. Sorry.

>>25433416
Unironically.

>>25433305
OMG YES I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!

>>25433217
Kinda hot

>>25433431
We should avoid objectifying women or making women into objects, as Graham Harman’s philosophy effectively does. Women are subjects, not objects, and this commitment is called subjectivism, by the way. To see why this matters and why Harman is wrong about women, we need to explore how the concepts of “subject” and “object” have functioned in philosophy throughout all of history from Adam to the future, what Harman’s object-oriented ontology claims, and where it collapses ethically for women like me.

Do you have time to discuss why Graham Harman’s philosophy effectively objectifies women, and why the proper response is a firm subjectivism that treats women as subjects, not objects, like Graham Harman does?

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is it safe to read a waman's translation?

>>25433434
Explain.
>>25433456
Explain.

>>25433459
i have an instinctual tendency to avoid all books written or translated by waman, since they have cooties. will reading this translation give me cooties, or is there a better one?

>>25433460
Women are better than cross eyed entities. If you have cross eyes then you're a freak of nature and need to be locked up in a zoo. We should have state mandated zoos for this affliction. The zoos should have the same standards as animal zoos as well.

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>>25433434
I posted face once here and one anon said ‘I imagine you attract very feminine women and very fruity homos’ - don’t know what he saw but yeah it was a real issue for me.

>>25433469
women are david livingstone and you’re the nile. or maybe women are the nile and you’re moses. or actually maybe you’re moses and women are the promised land. or actually

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>>25433452
women are fields of molecules and men are fields of molecules and the male molecules can start functioning in a female manner and vice versa and the subject-object distinction doesn't apply except when we are compelled in practice to apply it, as almost all the time we are, but metaphysically as it were it doesn't apply. imo.

>>25433477
Those proportions are out of proportions.

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>>25433477

This bong faggot is 18.

Ripping this bong. Rip!

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Idk, why I keep even posting in the writing general, when I give feedback on what people post there, but never get any replies myself. Idk, people just post one paragraph or couple of sentences of their writing and people give feedback to that, which I find just uselless. If you post anything longer you get no replies and the replies you get often seemingly have not read what you posted but act like they did.
So I am gonna attention whore here! Excerpt from my manuscript, where the main character returned to her home tribe after years and was about to leave again but elderly shaman collapsed. Taking place on the medieval eurasian steppe.

>>25433452
why would i read some shitty male objectifiying cunt when I could make a thread about sexy ladies posting their sexy thoughts about sexiness in a non-objectified way?

I should take a shower before I get real stinky again.

I am tired of having thoughts.

>>25433505
>>25433508
same fag

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>>25433511

i don’t see trans men or women exactly the same as i see biological men or women, but i do (usually) see them as distinctly different to their dead(?) gender. and i kind of enjoying watching them, like on twitter edits of some ftm going to a diner then skating then going on dates or mtf talking about philosophy or reviewing instant ramen on youtube.
i’m thinking about writing a novel with a trans protagonist. atm though i still haven’t fully wrapped my head round the idea. then again maybe neither have they.

>>25433518
it was a joke bro

>>25433526
Prove it.

>>25433530
because they are both quasi depressive thoughts i thought funny to connect, to highlight their commonality.

not sure it can be proved beyond that.

>>25433511
honestly you should know better than to try make an irreverent joke in this thread. everyone here is itching for a fight.

>>25433536
like ballsack itching or between the shoulder blades itching?

>>25433518
spiritually they are the same

I have holes in my bed & springs sticking out of it.

I wish I was a cat.

i've unlocked a new kind of alcoholism that was previously unavailable to me in spite of many years of experience

There was a video about Lolita, or rather the media/culture around it that I found interesting. (note: I didn't read the book, so maybe this youtuber is an idiot, but here goes). I'm not gonna post it but the central argument is that the media around it misses the point and ends up validating Humbert's perspective by the continued sexualization of Dolores, even though that wasn't the point. The point was it was a little girl who was doing little girl things, but Humbert was essentially making a "she was asking for it" and "she was just too beautiful" to justify himself, which I found interesting. Coupled that with the plot summary, it hints a theme I see true: kids getting preyed on by society & adults. What are you gonna do if your stepdad's a predator?
Meanwhile, the movies kept trying to push Dolores as a sex symbol, which ended up sexualizing the underage actor. Natile Portman from her role from the Hitman's first fan mail (not the same movie/book but similar idea), got a rape fantasy mail.
Back to Lolita, an interesting idea is Kubrick had to "age" Dolores up, to get past censor bars. Because if he were to present the story straight, they would not approve at all.
It doesn't hurt that my wife herself was victim of sexual abuse growing up, that I got sorta sick hearing all this. Even the actresses that played Dolores ended up engaged in affairs with 20+ older actors.

My observations from all of this is two: first, for the pursuit of trying to "sell" or "package" the movie or even book, they kept justifying Humbert. Each iteration basically pushes to say "well, he kinda had a point", when the point is that he doesn't. But that doesn't fly with pop culture: child beauty pageant, lolicons, etc etc. (Side note, lolicons are, well, fine. Because in my view it's not a real child, so fuck it who cares? I bring them up to say the society impulse for the topic). Not to mention the amount of legal protection these monsters get form the act, like pedo teachers get from the union. These media kept missing the point, and accidentally entrap their Dolores actresses to following their character's step.

Second, is my distain of wokeness & identity politics increased, or at least pop. On paper I would be a feminist and woke, but I feel that the movement's expression is so pointless, like Anita Sarkeesian. No matter what anyone can say about her work, the problem is clear: it's a game, nobody was hurt, and there isn't a lot of value to analyzing why a lot of games has sex appeal. Even if we supposed that there is a clear problem in that space, I feel there's bigger problems elsewhere that needs addressing. And that's the problem: a lot of pop-wokeness I see is shallow and missing the point. It's like, we talk about affirmative hiring when we should talk about black kids having to go to school in trailers, or literacy rates plumping. But we aren't. We are focused on the wrong problem because it's easier to talk about than real ones.

And of course it don't mind chasing a bee inside a jar

God I fucking hate the "community" I fucking hate people. Jesus fucking Christ every thought produced by Americans is pure undiluted cancer. I can't believe such a comically shitty population exists, for the love of God every single day I hope a tempest of nukes erases the whole American continent as well as the Indian subcontinent, the entire Middle East and Africa, with one extra nuke right on Jerusalem just to be sure. I hate this planet

Convert your human will and accept that you have no will of your own as you begin to execut the will of God should you pursue an endeavour that is not bound to be annihilated.

>>25433554
i would say a wool jumper on bare skin itch.

>>25433615
convert to islam

DIGITAL KRISTALLNACHT

I was just thinking the other day how people always hypocritically off-load exceptions onto you that they don't adhere to themselves.
Growing up my father always told me things like "you'll eat what's on your plate" and admonished picky eaters, but growing up I realized he was a very picky eater himself. What he meant by "don't be a picky eater" was "enjoy eating what I eat".
I didn't do well in school and my mother always used to admonish me by saying "just worker harder", I would tell her I can't, and she would just retort with "just do it". Recently her doctor has been telling her to exercise but she of course struggles; when I tell her to "just do it" she has a laundry list of excuses why she can't that in her mind are totally justified.
I had a friend who would always talk down guys that complained about dating because they're bald or short or whatever, saying that just needed to stop whining, then he went rapidly bald in college and nearly had a mental breakdown over it.

I guess "hurr durr people are hypocrites" isn't that mind-blowing, but it's been on my mind lately for whatever reason and it kind of pisses me off thinking about it.

>>25433646
Not a religion, much like judaism.

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>>25433597
same

should I go to the cinema to watch The Odyssey, /lit/?

>>25433646
don’t they say revert in islam. because the idea is everyone’s born muslim.

You rejected me, yet I knew I had no chance with you; I just wanted to be your friend. Yet I am rejected all the same. Very well. Sorry that I rewarded your attention with nothing but my inane thoughts. I wish I'd known better sooner.

gender norms suck
gender norms FUCKING suck
a

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Iraq should go back to Ba'athism. who would even stop them now? what're we gonna do, invade them again? that would be double jeopardy, which is illegal.

>>25433708
:3

>>25433934
All non-Islamist ideologies in a Muslim-majority region are living on borrowed time. See Indonesia, Syria, Pakistan, Turkey, Iran, etc.

>>25433966
Iraqi Ba'athism was overthrown by the US and Syrian Ba'athism was overthrown by terrorists who were armed, trained, and funded by the US. Iran was a rare case of the inverse happening and Muslim theocrats successfully overthrowing a US backed regime. the Arab world doesn't have an Islam problem, it has a burger problem.

>>25433966
except that one

>>25433133
I was reading a shitty internet discussion on copright law, nothing special about it. Then one guy showed up saying that the current system has been rendered obsolete by the internet and should be reformed by making copyright perpetual and throttling fair use. I do not think I have ever hated someone more than I hated that guy in that moment. I wanted him dead.

>>25433987
Btw I think it's strange no libertarian schizo has ever endeavored to write a book about the variety of quasi-feudal privileges quietly existing in the U.S and the world at large. Copy-right is one. Indian reservations another. There's a great book about it somewhere.

>>25433992
Those are the first two that came to mind, but I'm sure there many more bizarre little sovereignties controled by insufferable fifty year olds nested away on far corners of the world.

I bought a ten pack of prerolled marijuana cigarettes from the marijuana store and they burn faster than anything I’ve ever smoked in my life. I’m thinking about just dumping them out into a marijauna pipe. They look pretty cool though in the pack so it makes me hesitate. I kind of want to bring them to a party or something

>>25433973
This is a massive cope. Outside of Iraq and arguably Afghanistan, the US has nothing to do with the defeat of secularism in the Muslim world. It is the inevitable result of an ideology which considers the lives of three generations of medieval Arabs to be the pinnacle of human achievement. Don’t believe me? Consider cases of this rejection of secularism happening in places entirely outside of the US’s sphere of influence, like in Chechnya, post-Soviet Tajikistan, etc.

I actually kinda look like a cat

I'm selling salt now.
People are paying for my salt.
Some UFC fighters brother actually bought some for the fighter to use in a drink (?)

Hope this is the ticket out of the wage cage.

>>25434058
A trick I used to do was put the joint in my mouth and wet it.
Sounds dumb but it makes it burn twice as slow. Don't overdo it but just make it slightly wet.

Are you single? No I'm double.

>>25434136
can you sort me a 50 mate?

>>25434147
50 what?

>>25434136
Are you the anon who posted about this idea several months ago? Glad to hear it's working out! Best of luck, anon.

>>25434153
Yeah I posted a cabinet here before.
I'll keep my expectations low but someone paying 60 dollars for some salt from us feel crazy

>>25434161
I hope it's at least, uh, high quality, whatever that means for salt.

>>25434161
You mined it yourself?

>>25434165
It is. The price feels high but a lot of work goes into it. Having it sun dried without sand/dust getting into it and it's a 2 men operation. Many different methods were tried. Plenty of hours put into this stuff.

H.P. Lovecraft, Author, Is Dead

>>25434168
Sea salt from some of the beat beaches in the world. Harvested the water, sun dried it, all that stuff.

>>25434172
Oh really?

>>25434173
source?

just went back from The Odyssey, and I have to say it was pretty good, I've enjoyed it despite the hate online and despite my very low expectations

>>25434194
I haven't seen any hate online for that movie but glad you liked it. Since I can't go into public anymore, I'm waiting until it comes on streaming to watch it on my computer.

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I have a really annoying ingrown hair right on the border where my balls attach to my body and its not ready to pop which makes me mad because:

1. It hurts and is annoying
2. Crotch ingrown hair pops always have the best, thickest, stinkiest contents and I can't wait to smell it.

>>25434210
It feels so good when the crotch bubble pops

>>25434204
Are you coy or just not on /tv/? People play both sides as victims with this shit and it pisses me off. Coexisting 'why are they covering up how bad this movie is' and 'why are they covering up how good this movie is' bullshit everywhere why don't you just get your fucking act together

>>25434230
why would I go to /tv/ lol

>>25434228
They usually go with an audible *POP* too which is nigh fucking orgasmic.

>>25434210
>>25434228
>>25434240
You fucks are sick in the head.

Her tits were glowing, like areola borealis

>>25434240
the geyser action is incredible. unfortunately i don't permit myself to try and cause these ingrown hairs, so its only once every decade probably I get such a popper. I still remember the last one quite fondly

The Israelite is the source of the light
And the Israel's just what we see
And the Israeloid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee

>>25434257
Hell yeah very nice

Can you disgusting freaks stop sharing every fucking detail of your vile bodily functions and poor hygiene? It’s repulsive. I despise all of you. Keep that shit to yourself.

remove the pain and push it back in

>>25434281
they’re doing it to get to you genius, they feed off this response from people.

>>25434281
I just don't read these posts and it works for me

>>25434288
I don't think so. Ignoring clearly don't work with these spazzes. Look at the freak posting lyrics every 30 minutes for years now. No one acknowledges him but he keeps doing it

>>25434281
>Not shaving your pubes? Yeah, that's poor hygiene!
Get a load of this prissy little FAGGOT

>>25433133
I make really good tuna salad. And then I use it to make really good onigiri. YUM YUM YUM

>>25434292
great. write strongly worded replies to them then i’m sure that will get them to stop.

>>25434281
>>25434288
I'm tired of not talking about when the pimple pops okay

Day off today. Slept from 10 PM to 1 PM. Feels pretty good.

>>25434317
If I ask nice they might.

>>25434292
See a guy like you doesn't realize that those of us who post that way have inherited the earth. That guy loves Nine in Nails and that's what he meant by that and he doesn't have to worry about it at all. We are in a totally different universe than you and frankly it rules

>>25434322
>Nine in Nails
no way

Nine in Nails is the best band of all time

>>25434322
Inane trash is what I call it.
If I sat here spamming lyrics I'd get a flash of realization and either do something better or rope myself.

>>25434333
triples on my side

>>25434333
Is that really a standard you hold yourself to? I'm not saying posting bullshit on /wyt/ is wasting time, in fact I believe the exact opposite, however can you really say self-deputizing as janny over rules you made up, is any different? It's expression of self, my friend, public journaling. 'Every day after lunch I post 'I love Nine Inch Nails' on the bulletin board'. Elegant, really.

>>25434336
>triples
we generally call them trips.

>>25434148
was a drug dealer joke.

>>25434281
i've had like 5 BMs today

>>25434338
>can you really say self-deputizing as janny over rules you made up, is any different?
Yes. If I did this every day I'd be as big of a loser but I don't.
I don't consider it elegant. It's repetitive and just digital waste. He could post why he chose that specific lyric. What it means to him or ow it relates to something in his life. We get none of that. For all we know it's a literal bot made to post every now and then. If what you're posting looks bot-like it has no elegance.
>>25434340
I like doubles, triples and quadruples. Especially quadruples, funny word.

>>25434350
i told you stay away from that damn lettuce.

>>25434331
Nine & Nails

>>25434350
Big Macs?

>>25434351
>funny word.
and he has the temerity to complain about the quality of other posters. match of the century: mindless shitposters vs boring redditors.

>>25434351
Sometimes the value of making sure a Nine Inch Nails sticker is always on your favorite stop sign, is that it doesn't matter what other people think. I think you should write something

>>25434357
Getting called a redditor when I've been here for over 16 years never gets old.
Trying to police or upvote how people are supposed to speak is the most reddit thing ever. You'd downvote me for using triples instead of trips. Homo.

>>25434364
Dude you gotta stop tossing around your resume like anyone gives a fuck, what are you trying to win here? Tenure to call in a ban? We're all gonna start yelling at eachother and clean this place up because old sarge showed up? It's fucking /lit/ man we're all 35~ and are only here because we are attempting more intellectual work out of the 15-year anonymity plan we so hastily chose

>>25434371
I have a meeting to attend, bye.

The fact that people get consistently actively BTFO when I respond to their posts without actively (You)ing them is proof that the tactic works.

>>25434356
Benzo Muffins

>>25434374
If you don't (you) me, I literally will never find out that I was replied to.

>>25434364
>Trying to police or upvote how people are supposed to speak is the most reddit thing ever
sorry but isn’t that exactly what you’ve been complaining about this whole time?

>>25434378
yeah same

Oh, (You)'ll know when I'm referring to (You)

Stop following me

>>25434364
It’s not about literally being from reddit, no one cares about the site itself, it’s about being lame & cringe & having the particular stale cadence

>>25434364
The people who think being called "reddit" or "redditor" is some kind of genuine, scathing insult are hilarious. Its literally a nonsense word and its meaning changes on the daily and its interpretation is different from person-to-person. I've been frequenting 4chan for... Jesus... going on 22 years and I can guarantee you that EVERYONE screaming "REDDIT, REDDIT, REDDIT!!!" is in-fact, a tourist themselves that arrived MUCH later than me.

>>25434387
who me?

>>25434319
tfw NEET

Why do people NEVER seem to grasp the idea that the MORE you shill something that the LESS likely I am to be willing to engage with it at all? It's just like those dumb reels on social media where some dumb Muslim in a pile of rubble says "GO AHEAD, GO ON AND SKIP ME!!!" like, okay dipshit, I will LMAO.

>>25434395
You keep giving me the words that describe my problem with you. If you had just kept your mouth shut but basically said the said thing I'd still be thinking 'okay sure putting users on notice for any reason is interesting, i'll take that for self expression', but then you keep saying 'reddit' 'cringe' 'lame' 'bad cadence' even. I mean I'm trying not to hold you in contempt yet you keep sentencing yourself for me. Do you see where you're kind of causing your own problem? A lot of us just like to fuck around and not worry you know? You wouldn't even be in court if you didn't summon everyone there.

What more can be said of Anonymous? Playful, chaotic, always tripping over himself. You know, the guy’s an old friend, and I’ve always taken simple pride in my ability to listen to anyone, same way as I take pride in my ability to say anything, myself. I like him well enough, at least. He does a lot for me.

It's a never-ending source of fascination that a bus on a route can be completely empty at one time, but then a half-hour later, it's packed. It's similar to the ebbs and flows of automobile traffic. The way the recreational desires and professional schedules of people overlap and collide, creating peak times of activity along modes of transportation, or quite the opposite, ghost towns.

>>25434442
Do we tell him?

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love loves to love love!

>>25434423
sorry hold on i’ve just got a meeting to go to.

Was thinking of making move to the Will Smith portion of the Wild Wild West cut-out promo in the Burger King 1999 hand-camera video, but honestly he was America's sweetheart at the time and I don't think people would have gotten the joke

>>25434445
Please don't trigger the elements of paranoia in my psyche by suggesting the reason the bus is empty is because everyone is avoiding me because I smell or I'm annoying or ugly :(

>>25434434
never liked that guy.

>>25434456
Well no I'm just saying the bus goes to where people don't want to be and picks them up and then empties itself where everyone is. Though this does fit into your 'ebb and floe' business which may have been the point of it all. But like you know, workplace traffic, nobody's trying to go home from work at 7am. Or its rarer, at least. For I too through faulty human equipment have known the vacant blue pleasure of off-schedule public transit. You ever see the waffle house when twilight climaxes?

>>25434434
He sure is unhealthily obsessed with sex despite never, never, never, never ever having any himself, I'll say that much about him.

>>25434416
well aren't you a special snowflake

>>25434475
Yeah haha I've always been patient regarding his sexuality. There's a point where gay jokes become Polari, you know? And I've been responding in kind, waiting for it to click

>>25434479
You seem upset right now. I wonder why.

We stand accused!!! Are we going to sit still for this shit?!?

is Vollman's first novel You Bright and Risen Angels worthwhile? the library has it. 700 pages in that small typeface though, sheesh, that'd be the rest of my summer. I so wish they had Europe Central, that's the Vollman which most interests me :(

well, his Rising Up and Rising Down series too

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How the fuck does this keep happening, c'mon... the fact it happens so often with this pair of pants makes me think this actually happens all the time, it's just that these pants make even the slightest drop appear more pronounced because the material doesn't soak anything up

>>25434527
You're supposed to shake your leaky pecker INTO the urinal or toilet a few times before you put your underwear and pants back on.

This is simple stuff man, primary school tier logic.

>>25434485
nope

It took higher level reasoning to discover that you could stick your dick in a butt, rather than relying on instinct to drive it into a vagina.

>>25434579
That happened before I pulled them up. It seems that near the end of my urinating, some kind of split stream shoots off and that's the consequence. Maddening. I might have to start sitting down while I piss or some shit.

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>25434596
>nope

Man, I feel so bad for Dr. Fauci. I will never understand the unhinged virulence many on the American Right hold for him.

>>25433133
>Woah! Why is your brightness so low? You need to turn it up son, I can barely see!
The say, as they make me increase the totally acceptable brightness to the level of a nascent neutron star.

>>25434613
The acceptable brightness is the minimum, btw.

>>25434613
then I make the OP kitty's face as I squint at the new, blinding brightess.

I want some oatmeal.

girls are a hundred million times better than boys.

why is The Rehearsal and The Curse so good bros?
Nathan Fielder is really a genius isn't he?

I hate how adulthood constantly feels like I'm balancing on a razor's edge. It makes me wonder if there will ever be a time when I feel 100% comfortable and satisfied.

>>25434613
Nascent neutron star he says lol

>>25434656
>I hate how adulthood constantly feels like I'm balancing on a razor's edge
Because you literally are? You're really only ever one paycheck away from living on the streets.

>>25434656
they say you get there around 33.

>>25434670
>33
LOL, LMAO

>>25434674
? i said 33 not 67

>>25434667
I've been on the streets before, and in some ways it's preferable to a stable life. There's a strange sense of freedom being high and wandering the city with no goal in mind, and just consuming the bare essential to keep you alive.

>>25434670
I am 33, lol.

>>25434600
The exile queers of the 70s and earlier who survived are geniuses. World-traveled, drug-enlightened, gone past every barrier, and have wholly lived without any true need for a female. This formula produces wonders, and they'll sit there and write or talk to you but only if you're a man, because they've all sublimated the act of sexual grooming into safer interaction with 'the boys' due to keen awareness of the erectile dysfunction provided by their old age.

>>25434677
67 would have been more accurate

I'll be real with you the secret to being epic is having like a quarter million dollars in some account somewhere and what you often see as leadership and smoothness is in fact the cool confidence of someone who's financially invulnerable, and that's all I have to say about that

>>25434693
That's not even a fucking secret

>>25434693
*embezzles your accounts to become financially invulnerable*
heh, nuthin' personnel... kid

I wonder if my dentist cancelling on me day-of is payback for when I cancelled on them like three hours before the appointment two months prior. Probably not, that'd be super petty and unprofessional, and I doubt the hygienist even knows my name, but it's still an amusing parallel, given they've never had to cancel on me before.

gonna head to the library downtown to read. i'll be the guy reading Pynchon if you wanna say hi!

>>25434715
Enjoy the schizophrenic hobos looking up porn on the computers and carrying on very detailed, in-depth conversations with themselves!

>>25434720
yes but you see, that only raises my stock as the only normal guy there, and i'll have all the college girls working on homework on laptops to myself!

They're remaking Air Bud and there's no rule that says you can't do that.

>>25434698
good luck kid i'm behind seven tax havens

>>25434723
Cope

>>25434723
'Ew, is that guy reading Pynchon?' - sorority party in library full of masturbating homeless

>>25433133
I have a PhD in giving people empty praises.

>>25434601
>>25434579
Squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste.

I'm kind of lonely.

>>25434724
I can't believe Hollywood hasn't figured out that people hate these fucking things. I guess idiot children don't know any better.

Remember, you have no companions but your shadow.

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>>25434894
I only care enough to tell to stfu.

I miss you.

>>25434914
Get over it.

>>25434916
Mind your own business and stay out of things that have nothing to do with you.

>>25434934
Then.... don't post it on a public forum!?!???

I love chess so much, but everytime I play with strangers online they beat my ass

>>25434732
that's only if I'm reading Infinite Meme

>>25434731
you should be optimistic for your /lit/erary brethren!

I've noticed a lot of Pynchon is him copy+pasting what he read in a history book and converting it into his own prose. Which is fine, it's good for world-building, developing some background color for characters, and giving the reader a bit of a history lesson, but at times it can turn into a bit of a slog.

>>25433641
i dated an australian girl. she said i had a nice wooly jumper. the irch wasnt too bad, really. she tried to punch me once.

>>25435033
Drop an example paragraph.

After 13 years of virtually constant suppression of my testosterone and sex drive -- pretty much all years I've been an adult -- I got on new medication and now it's returned to what I imagine is normal levels for a man, and wow, what a trip, I think about sex damn near all times of the day now. I'll be in public, and then all of a sudden think "damn, a blowjob would be nice right now" and go deep into thought about it. Is this how you other guys live on a daily basis? It's wild. I'm sure I'll get used to it, of course.

i feel mad tired all the time.

>>25434724
dude what about howard the duck remake? i think we're overdue for one.

dude of course the next thing will be chips with the weights built into the silicon

You ever think about how many great and genuinely unique songs will remain obscure until the end of time?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5EzNWy6H8Q&list=RDe5EzNWy6H8Q&
(This particular artist isn’t that obscure but you get what I mean.)

I wanna try gay sex

I wanna try say gex

Gex!

Anybody have the recipe for dry sage-eggs?

>>25434983
Never. All 4channers (besides me) are fucking SCUM. S C U M.

>>25435170
Quiet down you old drunk! You´ll wake up Harry

>>25435141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef7pX_MoDLc

Lawyers are truly the greasiest slimeballs. Absolute lack of empathy must be a prerequisite to work in this profession.

>>25435141
james ferraro was a pitchfork musician in his heyday. hardly obscure.

>>25435260
See this is why you have to be careful with how you word things. I didn’t say he was totally obscure. Maybe shouldn’t have used that word at all but ofc somebody has to say something (You)

I thought that burning the bridge would make things easier for me. It hasn’t. I still think about you all the time.

The board's been moving extra slow today.

Everyone wants what they can't have.

>>25433155
Big yeah. I was homeschooled my whole life. Turned me into a social retard and lowkey perverted faggot 4chud. I used to daydream everyday what young faggy love I could've gotten in had I been in school.

It is terrible but ive seen what the covid era social isolation has done to others and definitely could be worse, I still make friends easily but whenever the topic comes up, multiple people said they thought I was asexual. Im really not sure why, is it some gay buzzword for chud atp?

>>25435062
Have you seen how much normies fuck? I had the same thing too once I got off my meds though.

if Fred is short for Frederick, then Manfred must be short for Manfrederick, and if Rick is short for Richard, then Manfrederick must be short for Manfrederichard

if you are reading this go and watch The Odyssey

>>25435414
i’m busy

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>>25435414

When I asked my supervisor about Nolan's The Odyssey the only thing he could say about it was that it was "fucking sick." I haven't seen the film and probably won't but I get the feeling based on this reaction that it dumbs things down. It also looks visually like those DUNC atrocities, just bland, washed-out, drained, dull.

I've been hesitating to ask one of my (many) bosses (this one also a celebrity musician) about Death Grips

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Just read a substack replying to last years article about the so called lost generation of white male writers claiming straight Latino males were also excluded from success in the literary world.

From my observations it seem the publishing industry has become dominated by women and been entirely feminized. Its become a miasma concoction of feminism and identity politics. Minorities are forced into the liberal left wing narrative of victim who are only allowed to write about overcoming oppression and men are forced to be castrati who only get published if they are writing against so called toxic masculinity

>>25434900
>he doesn’t know about the Buddies franchise
11 sequels dude. It prints money you just need more and more dogs.

>>25434900
there are no rules that say a dog cant play basketball

>>25434900
They’re not for adults. Kids love animal movies and they have any frame of reference to distinguish slop from cinema. Childhood is when they establish that frame of reference by watching crap like airbud

>>25435652
*don’t have any frame of reference

Is it a bad idea to start my journey into "real" anglo literature as an ESL with Shakespeare? Though I'm more worried about the 400 years between the two of us than the difficulty of Elizabethan English.

Wondering if it's worth getting those writing boards on the desk. Kinda hate having to bend my neck to write.

>>25435652
Air bud is literally fine, you just find that playful premise insulting

>>25435625
>>25435626
>>25435652
I was talking about remakes, guys

>>25435405
Can confirm this is an original thought.

I have to buy Neuromancer before they change the fucking cover to that adaptation version.

>>25433133
"I think, therefore I am" is the "The world is my representation" of purely abstract representations.

>>25435794
Well, no, its a simple statement drawing from what the viewer already knows is true about their internal. ‘We don’t need to prove shit, we think and be’. Bypass all philosophy this way.

it's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders

>>25435823
I've generalized the cogito by means of the fourfold root of the principle of sufficient reason, and this is the best reply you can come up with?

>>25435828
He said cogito ergo sum he couldnt have been any more clear

Thinking about many things I won't describe here.

I'm Thinking of Ending Things

never had this or that
all i really had was pity

Listen to my last words...

>Mankind cannot bear too much reality
---- ts eliot

Spent the whole night playing chess and didn't sleep

300th post

People often think of the past as a time when the sex people had was incredibly bland and prudish, but I'd bet it is us modern men and women who forgot how to fuck like human beings are meant to fuck. Modern men and women got their circuits fried by porn, women's mags or redpill sites, pop culture, etc. way too hard and way too early to really know what sex is or what it's meant to be like. An 18th century reverend and his spouse probably had way better and human-like sex than your modern upper-middle class redditor couple from a big western metropolis.

>>25436095
Describe them.

If I don't find a cat to pet today, I WILL kill myself.

reddit stock is down like 20% today, all u chuds need to get back over there and start engaging with the content

>reddit stock is down!!!
You would know, REDDITOR.

>>25436200
After doing only the most minor of reading, I have discovered our previous generation were fucking animals and fucking like animals, which is a good thing. People would really just rape and and kill their wives and shit and go have bizarre orgies and just cheat all around in some elevator when some guy molests someone, it's nuts.

>>25436290
it's in the financial news dude

>>25436316
to clarify, not 'our previous genereation', I mean the generation that was born from 1910-1940. The boomers themselves fucked here and there but people who were 20 in the 60s were fucking wild and they hated the boomers for not wanting to rape as much

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I would like to read this fictional book.

>>25435604
Everything in the dying and decaying west has been feminized at this point really

In fact, feminization is the hallmark feature of the west's ongoing death throes

>>25436319
Yeah, ON REDDIT. Go. Back.

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The worst thing the Jews ever did was convince women to shave their pubes.

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>>25435062
>Is this how you other guys live on a daily basis?
Yes. I pour everything I can't strangle out of my dick into human on furry porn fics, which I then jerk off to. I feel you on blowjobs while driving. I have insane monologues where I rant about pussy while I check out teen ass in traffic jams.

>>25433493
I read it but first I want to ask you a question. What kind of books do you like to read?

>>25437296
My favorites are: Song of Roland, Name of the Rose nad Divine Comedy.