I read chick lit exclusively
>>25433772That's great anon, not sure anyone asked though
Always felt like the white blonde guy reaction image face isnt actually that good looking, its just a contrast thing that makes it look that way, too much of hie face is covered, and the hairstyle is shit. Hes just not that interesting looking when you consider his actual facial features.
>>25433803and which wojak would you consider the sexiest then?
>>25433819nta but unironically, the default variant. He looks the whitest. He's bald, but there is no ugliness in his baldness. He looks like he is young and has been shaved for the military or something. He is pure. He is perfect.
>>25433831He looks like a representation of a genetically perfectly engineered human being. There is not a single flaw outside of not having an ear, but maybe he doesn't need an ear.
>>25433803It's the chud's idea of an ideal man. Like with everything, they have no actual idea what they're talking about.
>>25433772Such as?
>>25433831nigger nose.
>>25433844>racismswe don't say this here>>>/pol/
>>25433844girls with big noses are so hot.
>>25433831I always see guys with beards like that lmao
>>25433772you suck cocks exclusively
>>25433772male chicklit >>>>>> female chicklit
>>25433844Umm he is actually Polish.
>>25433855
>>25433844He's a Polak anon
>>25434021wait is it based on a real person?
>>25433855Eww gay furry shit
>>25433831Mesopotamian aesthetics. Humanity really hasn't changed within a short span of several millennia.
>>25433803When I see guys with beards like that I usually assume they're jawlets
>>25433772I love fat girls so much.
>>25434602same
>>25434137Don’t judge a book by its cover.
>>25434602That's a strange hill to die on.
>>25433772Just downloaded Fourth Wing and Alchemised.
>>25433819Doomerjak
>>25433803>Always felt like the white blonde guy reaction image face isnt actually that good looking, its just a contrast thing that makes it look that way, too much of hie face is covered, and the hairstyle is shit. Hes just not that interesting looking when you consider his actual facial featureslol ok pajeet
>>25434602based
>>25436631*under
>>25433831He has always read as Asian to me
>>25433833Look at that cranium. He clearly communicates telepathically. When he is from, no one needs ears.
>>25433831the default wojak is a modern galatea
Someone once pointed out that Pepe, Wojak, Apu, Gondola, Spurdo, and the other stock meme characters are basically Commedia Dell'Arte figures. They all have their one-note characteristics: Pepe the trickster, Wojak the pathetic, Gondola the whimsical, and so on. And the creativity comes from mingling them in different combinations, and dropping them into differing circumstances against which their very basic traits can interact.
>>25433831>>25433833>>25439475 my fault bro
>>25439752earless mf :(
>>25434602patrician taste
>>25439510Now I want to see a play played by them
>>25442559it would actually be good
>>25442559I think they'd make a fun puppet show. Bit of a Punch & Judy sort of thing, it would be neat.
>>25443561Lmao imagine carrying this much about what other people think
>>25443624The other reason people get girlfriends besides sex is to be a silent bragging point to their friends. Same with the opposite gender.
>>25434602>>25436451>>25439113>>25442542>>25443561No! Bad anon!
>>25443745the world you live in must be horrible
>>25443745>ishygddt
my favorite chick lit is bonjour tristesse
>>25433772this is for you kekhttp://www.heavingbosoms.com/
>>25433803I have this exact haircut.>>25433772I like sitting in Barns and Nobel next to the horror/romance isles and watching the women pick out porn. Sometimes we make awkward eye contact. It's great.
>>25445751In general what would happen if you started to actively harass and shame women over their taste in literature? Would they have an ounce of self-reflection or would they just cry?
>>25445760idk, I like going home and masturbating thinking about them masturbating.
>>25445764Fat women?
>>25433772based and would
>>25445764fug thats hot
>>25433803>>25433840>>25434178>>25433850Incel cope.
>>25433844He’s just a pole
There are fat women, and there are spiritually fat women. Despite losing weight, some women who went through bullying/abuse or ostracism due to being overweight in high school carry the grudge well into their life, and can even become full-blown Karens and Swamp Hags. It's depressing to watch. They need to be avoided at all costs
>>25450069What I find amazing are how many girls aren't fat, but they're still self conscious enough about their body to get offended and feel threatened by girls who are skinnier. I first observed this in my writers group when something I wrote gushed about how pretty a skinny character was. I thought for sure this won't offend anyone. There were no landwhales in the group. Holy shit. They were so mad. It was as if I had personally wrote down their names, ages, and exact weights in my story, that's how upset they were. All because I said a girl had skinny stick legs and she was adorable in a work of fiction. Women really are that fragile.
>>25450069>>25450497This makes me think that I need to write something again about how beautiful fat girls are. I've done it a few times in the past.To be honest, to scratch my erotic itch, I've written reams and reams of erotic fiction that caters to my love for big girls. But once or twice I've tried to be more poetic about it, purely for my own satisfaction. Seeing if I could somehow bridge the gap between erotic writing and writing that was somehow artful.I'm not sure you can do it, though, frankly. I think Orson Welles in that old Dick Cavett interview is right: a pornographic masterpiece can only be a masterpiece OF pornography, which is to say, it can only be great at what porn and erotica's purpose is: to get you to ejaculate. Art is art and porn is porn and never the twain shall meet. Like I said, I've tried it. But I don't think you can make the combo work.
>>25450512Reductive view
>>25433819
>>25433803LMAO I've just got the right shit to post
>>25433772I goon to fat women exclusively.
>>25452255I haven't had a fat girlfriend in so long. I want to get one again. What kills me is I don't know exactly how, I basically got my last fat girl on accident.
>>25433803Does anyone not realize this is a female's post?
>>25433777>>25433819these two posts so close together is incredible
>>25450512Maybe, but you can absolutely write something that's poetic and horny without necessarily getting into porn territory. You can also just allude to horny stuff with symbolic innuendo and shit, this is done all the time in music and it rarely gets to a pornographic level.Also fwiw, I think you could write something poetic/beautiful and be straight porn, and just accept the fact that what you created will be seen primarily as porn and secondarily as beautiful. I've found that some of the most creative artful decisions to my taste are often found in relatively lowbrow spaces
>>25452463I mean, I have read enough to promise you that you WILL see HIGHLY creative writing in fetish fiction. People inventing scenarios and loopholes and jumping through hoops and contriving circumstances just to maximize the density of the application of their kinks and fetishes in a text. In its own way it's some of the most creative writing I've ever seen. But it IS all for the purposes of getting you to whack off, rather than any grander purpose of art.
>>25452471>rather than any grander purpose of art.yeah well, I guess it depends what you consider to be the grander purpose of art then. I've never read any fetish fiction but by just taking your word on it, that sounds like art to me.I think people that think that art needs to be "sophisticated" are missing out on a lot of brilliant creativity. To those people though creativity is not the goal, their goal is more like mastery or something. I have very little interest in seeing a photorealistic painting or somebody recite a difficult piece of music with textbook perfection, I want interesting ideas and creative decisions. There's definitely a sweet spot somewhere in the combination of both high creativity and skill, but if it's one or the other I'll take creativity over something like motor skills every time. I don't know why a dick going into an asshole should suddenly make something not art
>>25433772
>>25452506To me real art is about stirring an emotion, not a penis. To move the heart and not the sex organs. To hit the soul, and not the body. That's how I distinguish real art from erotica. It's not a matter of technical sophistication but what aspect of the complete human being one aspires to move.
>>25452522and if it moves both, why does the penis take priority in how artful you consider the work to be?
>>25452534You can't move both. The body doesn't have enough blood to run both at a time.
>>25452550lol. Well I guess we just disagree then. I've felt both at the same time just by having passionate sex with somebody I'm mega honeymoon-phase crushing on. That's not a piece of art but it does at least demonstrate that my body is capable of both dick and heart being moved at once
>>25452522Lmao you lack the capacity to experience sex and emotion simultaneously.
How do I bag a fat girl consequence-free and not long-term?
>litanons would unironically choose left over right in this picShameful
>>25455175Left isn't even that fat, chubby sure.
>>25455117literally the only use for dating apps
>>25455383I legit met two chubbsters playing video games, but I think I got super lucky asf on both.
>>25455175Is it the same woman?Weight gain is my fetish, but not irl
>>25433831that's literally what he is supposed to represent. good job anon.>>25433844can't unsee and checked. desu it could be a button nose like Lujan
>>25455707>loosely 'soldier' or 'fighter'So all those solider Wojaks were actually the truest of all to the original meaning of the word.
>>25455175Left is more attractive to anyone who isnt low T
>>25457899This.
>>25433772Why?
>>25459709why not
>>25455707Wojak I think was the guy originally posting it on Krautchan or whatever.
