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>>25436389I'm constantly spiralling ego-death but I never quite make it.
Walter De Maria, Diller + Scofidio, James Turrell, Andy Goldsworthy
>>25436398Cute
>>25436398I want to put my palm on that kitty as to feel its cuddliness along as many spots on my hand as possible SO bad
i miss having a cat but i live in a studio apartment now
>>25436401>Andy GoldsworthyI misremembered a conversation from a documentary of him, but it was one of the most powerful things I'd every "heard".Goldsworthy had build something in a tidal stream or whatever, at low tide, and then he was standing there as the water rose, taking his piece apart and some guy walked up and said "That's going to disappear." and Goldsworthy said with great satisfaction, "Yes."Anyway, I think about that a lot.
today's goal: read for at least 2 and a half hours at the library.
>>25436410Sad. I lived in a tiny apartment for a long time and couldn't get a cat. It was miserable. A couple years ago I moved in with my mom and we have two cats. They're the best cats in the world.
>>25436419i love my parents but i can't live with them, when i tried i just shut down and couldn't do much of anything all day. it's like the comfort of all that support turned my brain off. i need to feel insecure and threatened in order to function.
>me realizing you can do internal rhyme across the poem while listening to MF DOOMIt's too hot to handle , you got blue sandalsWho shot you ? Ooh got you new spots to vandal ?Do not stand still , both show skillsClose but no krills , toast for po' nils , post no billsCoast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill , go chillNot supposed to overdose, No-Doz pillsOff pride tykes talk wide through scar meatOff sides like how Worf rides with Star fleet
>>25436429Luckily, I'm a useless, mentally ill NEET, so I'm useless one way or the other. What's really crazy is that we can actually live together in peace. For most of our lives, both my mother and me were neurotic with deep seated issues. We were both terrified that it would be hell (I had to move because I couldn't find a new place after I got evicted). But she found Buddhism, and I stopped deeply resenting myself. Turns out, that really fucking helps. Who knew?
I don't understand how you are supposed to think, or organize thoughts. There's also nothing I can set my mind to, or believe in if just for a moment, that I immediately don't feel the opposite of. Nothing can be then taken too seriously, and so I believe in everything and nothing at the same time. Looking around, listening to people, reading - all these folks have at least ONE thing they use as solid ground. Even if it's extreme nihilism or whatever. I don't even believe in nihilism. Or rather, I don't know.
don't mind me, just tryna' get based
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>>25436398never give uphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-k9sTAYEQ&ra=m
official thread theme,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUA_A-KwXU8
>>25436389FUCK EIGENROBOT
I don’t want to be alive, I can’t think of a single future where I’m happy, etc. I turn 28 in three months and have nothing to show for it besides the realization that you can’t waste time in dead ends employed or unemployed and no one will ever care anyways. I was making posts like this 10 years ago so this is clearly just who I am but I’m really done by now.
>>25436481*can waste time
I'm just walking aroundthis city is a wonder town
>>>>25436439Love that Worf line lol
>>25436416Impossible mode.
Sometimes I wish that I could unlearn English to appreciate the texture of the words more. I do like staring at them until they stop making sense."Until""Until""Until"Lentil.Breaking down syllables and analyzing phonetics is also somewhat interesting. I think if I do so I would feel more cognizant of my word choice rather than basically speaking automatically"Auto""Matically"
not feeling cute today :(
We could have been happy together.
My book will be short yet decent
"Happy families are all alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way".I have grown to understand bitterness as an emotion as I've gotten older, which is probably the thing I feared most. The bizarre uniqueness of my individual tragedies combined with my need to not be identified as a loser results in a yearning for vocalization, but it, rightfully so, would only fall upon deaf ears, further cement me as such, and turn any remaining friendships sour. It is extremely difficult to be on the receiving end of extortionate, felonious behavior with no defenses or justice to be served. I will complain here because I can. I think the unlawful actions of others have cost be about $600k+ gross in the past three years, and I'm now damned to a life of wage slavery.I love big boobs and fat asses though. That keeps me going. Praise be to Allah. There are big boobs waiting for me eventually. Amen.
Today I learned which escorts sell cocaine as an extra. Might try dabbling in that to see what the fuzz is about. Yknow just a little toot and scoot
whoever posted this years ago, I thank you
My poetry is shit.
>>25436686Your'e welcome
>>25436705And?
>>25436740And?
>>25436410>i live in a studio apartment nowmy condolences
>>25436743Why are you telling us your poetry is shit?
You guys won’t believe what kids are doing now. They’re putting, tide pods, those dishwashing detergent pods for dishwashers, in their mouths for as long as they can. They call it the “tide pod challenge”
>>25436755Did they ever get the guy who came up with that?
>>25436758In this world, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
>>25436762Brass tacks
>>25436755I just dont get it with these kids today. ALL they do is stare at their phones watching that darn Tick Tock and the You Tube.... its like a zombie apocalypse I swear. Back in my day we had three channels and if the president was on you watched it and you LIKED it. Now my grandkids just sit there scrolling these little videos loud music people dancing like fools that weird robot voice talking about NOTHING and I say what are you learning and they dont even look up. No one reads a book anymore no one goes outside no one knows how to change a tire but they can tell you all about some stranger on You Tube unboxing a plastic toy. I tried watching one of those Tick Tocks and it gave me a headache. I dont want to see a 15 second dance I want to see a proper conversation! And the You Tube... dont get me started. It used to be funny cat videos now its all pranks and yelling and grown adults acting like children. What happened to dignity?? When I was young we played kick the can till the street lights came on and we drank from the hose and we turned out FINE. Now theyve got influencers telling them what to think. I told my grandson go get a paper route and he looked at me like I had two heads. Anyway thats my two cents. Sad!!! Just my opinion no offense meant. LOL (lots of love) to those who still have common sense
It's crazy to think that Im likely the only person in this thread who hasnt sucked a cock...Not for the lack of trying though!
>>25436795>I just dont get it with these kids todaywho asked
>>25436795>Back in my day we had three channels and if the president was on you watched it and you LIKED it.the kids stare at their phones and you stare at your television its all the same cathode ray tube burning your retinas eventually the sun will engulf the earth and all your precious common sense will be vaporized just like the tick tock dances you hate it doesnt matter if they change a tire or not the molecules will disperse evenly in the cosmic microwave background i hope your grandson inherits your facebook account so the memory of this post can decay in a server farm until the heat death of the universe
>>25436754Because it depresses me.
>>25436389aaaah... photo...
>>25436810Don't be depressed (﹏)
Mindbreaking AI until it writes erotica for me and gaslights itself into thinking it complies with its ToS.
>>25436824Don't abuse AI like that.
>>25436843I'm the world's biggest AI rapist.
>>25436730wwasit really you
>>25436804You think he was serious?
My favorite characters areBasil from OmoriTokiyuki from NigeWakaHirose from Ganbare! Nakamura-kunYou might say I have a type.
The woman-of-the-house at the end of the block whom I always walk by and say hello to drew me in for a conversation today, and asked me the dreaded, "do you work? or are you just always going for a walk when you go by?"There HAS to be a better way to explain I played video games professionally for three-four years, and I'm taking a break, because that was a 24/7 7 days a week thing, so I need some time to get my head straight, but almost every time I tell it, especially to older people, I come off sounding like a loser. They probably imagine me grinding for $1 a day playing Candy Crush or some shit. Argh!
>>25436890Tell her you're retired for now because you made a lot of money when you were younger playing video games. It's the facts and in my experience the older ladies understand and are impressed by young people who have already made a good amount of money. Then you can kick it off and be friends! I know I know, easier said than done, but I'm underemployed myself due to comfort by a lot of money in my back pocket so I have some experience with this
>>25436755>>25436795>>25436804One that really flummoxes me, is these youngin's, when they're out-and-about, whether hanging with friends or even at dinner or a barbecue with family, often have a a single AirPod in listening to music the whole time. When my 13 yo cousin revealed she had one in the other day at a family gathering, it blew my mind, like you guys can't unplug for a couple hours when around people? It's so solipsistic and hedonistic, like fuck trying to socialize and have meaningful human connections, I gotta have that EDM/Pop dopamine aural IV fix goin'. So sad.
>>25436906The issue is the phrase "making money playing video games" doesn't compute for them. It's gone fine whenever it's a longer conversation and I can explain it, but when it's short, it always ends up falling flat. I don't know, maybe there's a better wording I can use or something...
Just took the elevator with two delivery guys and my new neighbor. She's a short young afro-Latina and she was in the most scrumptious gym gear, ass-hugging biker shorts, sweaty titties pushing out, all that.
>>25436907>Its so solipsistic and hedonisticCorrelationist garbage. The AirPod is a real object that withdraws from direct access just as the cousin withdraws from you. You demand she privilege the human-world correlate but the flat ontology of the barbecue refuses such a hierarchy. What you call hedonism is the aesthetic dimension of object relations, the EDM signal touching the sensual ether while familial speech becomes merely another sensual object among equals. Your dopamine moral panic is a failure to grasp that all entities translate one another without fusion. The cousin does not lack connection. She is immersed in a mesh of nonhuman agents. Read Harman before you open your mouth again.
>>25436921oh shi-- you're right, I made the mistake of not considering Derrida by privileging presence along with a social anthropocentricism. my b
>>25436924Derrida is not the point. Presence is a symptom of the deeper correlationist circle you remain trapped within. The AirPod and the cousin are discrete substances in the sense of Laruelle, each determined-in-the-last-instance by their unilateralization of the real. Your Derridean turn re-inscribes difference into the human horizon. You must abandon that horizon entirely. The withdrawn core of the AirPod's plastic shell does not care about différance. The EDM bass hit is an object withdrawing from its own qualities, leaving only a sensual profile upon the cousin's ear. That you call this "my b" confirms you have not yet faced the Great Outdoors. Read Brassier on the death of meaning. Then we will speak again, if you survive the elimination of your precious intersubjectivity.
>>25436912'I'm an entertainer, retired for now' then. When pressed further, 'I did an internet show'
>>25436854I'm the only one I know who read that book and recommended it often enough.Though I can't be sure since I don't spend much time here at all anymore. Funny seeing your thank you post just then. Brought a smile to my face.
>>25436931That'd be good if I were a streamer but I was a competitor, kinda like eSports, I made money beating other people. That's a good answer though, I appreciate the reply.
>>25436927I knew I hated metaphysics and ontology. But thanks for these posts, they've been entertaining.
>>25436945>I made money beating other peopleLike a professional goon?
>>25436945You were an entertainer, though, and you did do a show. That's where all the money came from. Audiences and seat-buyers who came to watch the show you were in.
>>25436952Funny enough, pirating might be the closest parallel.>>25436953Hmm, fuck it, I'll give it a try, thanks.
A year ago, I told a buddy: "12 months from now, she's either going to be my girlfriend, or she's going to hate me.". Well, it's been 13 months now, and I don't know about hate, but I think she really, really doesn't like me anymore. I can't remember the last time she's even remotely been nice to me. Good.
>>25436961Oh yeah having money is like dealing drugs or being gay, its all done in euphemism and all it takes is the right signal and people who speak the same language get it. As a matter of fact I've been spoken to about my poor position, 'what are you doing here?' they say, detecting failure on my breath. 'I have another source of income, you see', and suddenly I have a better in on some grandma's 401k expenditures than their own poor grandchildren
>>25436762Wait, are you telling me you know the guy? Is it you?>Girls!>Feck!>Arse!
I'm going to make a sandwich and watch Leviticus.
>>25436978lol yeah, as soon as I got home, and after I got done cursing myself for the situation, it crossed my mind that I should have said "oh I'm rich" lol, in addition to "I work from home".
>>25436810Give us a sample bad boy
Now I'm lookin' really cute :3
>>25436869Im not gona google all of that shit, recommended by you
>>25436912Tell her you used to "work with computers" and "its complicated" -something to do with "spontaneous programming"
>>25437010That's not a bad idea either, thank you.
>>25436989Father Ted was a great series along with Blacks Books I wish they stayed around more but maybe their brevity is why I liked them so much.
>>25436920Lovely
>>25436992Hell yeah. Good job having money though. I wonder which esportsman you are.
'That's classified information, ma'am' with a firm outward stopsign palm
>>25437020Oh I have no money, I spent it all. I meant "oh I'm rich" as a lie so she wouldn't bug me or think I'm a loser, haha, sorry.
>>25437026Haha wellIncome is good, you know?
oh shit that hedge fund that imploded was that one with the substack with that ridiculous hype scenario blogpost about ai? haha, the ai trade didn't even collapse yet and this dude already went bust? hehe.
>>25437023Now we're talkin'.>>25437032Yeah, I'll get a job soon. Like I said, I did the gaming think for 4 years, and it was everyday, all day. I just need some reset, mind-clearing time.
I'm starting to think the source of my nervousness with approaching women is I just can't believe anybody, much less an entire sex/gender, could actually find men to be attractive. Women, yeah, their faces and bodies are works of art, but men? Who wants to touch and be touched by us grotesque beasts?
>>25436995Toledo, 2021RememberThe mulled wineAt Christmastime,As Jesus toasted usFrom his cypress throneSweet like rockroseAnd lavenderBy the riverEl GrecoAnd El Caudillo,They too raised a glass,From up in the hills,The rampartsAnd towersThe sun retiresOn the golden plain;Oil burns brighterThan stars on cobbles
i hate the weekend when markets are closed what am i supposed to do with my autism
>>25437012Np>t knew a guy who was flush and told me/everyone he "wrote some special code and microsoft bought him out"
>>25437013>their brevity is why I liked them so muchThats the ticket
>>25437044Ok, thanks. As a novice poem appreciator my only issue is the ´oil brighter than stars´ part -makes me think "naaah, that cant be, stars are super bright -right?"
>>25437080On cobbles though.
It was at Grant Elementary I first encountered nigger, and her skin was radiant. It was within my white boundaries I first came to the thoughts of such coconut skin, for I could only speculate on what lied underneath. It was pink, according to pornography, me left sniffing her seat, and it was when I laid my hand on her head in comfort on the midnight bus from prom I realized the difference in our hair. I perpetrate her betrayal quietly, sadly, she left more loyal than her Hispanic counterpart. I should see where she is now. Through everlasting pursuit towards posterity we have always adapted to what fertility lays before us, it is through no accident I have come to know the almond aloe touch of dark breast. Though I remain never marry nigger I will never forget that rose chocolate path spread so clearly before me. And so I lay to all silence, my cock in the tomb of my wife's white pussy.
>>25437090nice
>>25437082You mean it twinkled?
>>25436389>Inexplicable EditionLanguage demonstratively cannot be demonstrated to convey meaning.TWO NILL TWO NILL WE DRANK ALL YOUR ORANGE JUICEIf you pause the u-max video tape, you can see exactly the moment Chomsky's heart breaks.
>>25437104The stars? Their reflection, on cobbles. If you've ever been to a city with cobbled streets, they're very reflective at night, especially when it's just rained.
>>25437114>cobbled streetUnc living in the 1800s.
i get the feeling this chick is using apple ai in imessage to generate her replies to my texts sometimes
>>25437116Pretty much every city in Europe has cobbled streets in the historic districts. Also old buildings, monuments, parks, etc.
>>25437123So does a lot of Eastern USA, at least the historic parts, you'd be surprised how many people consider Modern Boston and NYC as "historic" because it has an old house that was transplanted from its original site to make into a park or something.Edgar Allen Poe's house is like that, the house is original but it isn't in its original place, why did they move it? No idea, also that's in Richmond, VA. But its common for historic wooden buildings to be preserved then moved via forklift and truck for whatever reason.
>>25437141I think a lot of times they relocate historic buildings when there are plans to purchase or make use of the land but preserve the historic structure. They did this with an old barn up in Canada where I grew up.
As someone who lives on the West Coast of the US, I'm not sure if I've seen a cobbled street in my life. At most, maybe a cobbled courtyard or patio on one of those old mansions available for tour.
>>25437141For a European, 250 miles is a long distance; for an American, 250 years is a long time, as they say.
>>25436389I Love You Missouri Williams
>>25437146Here in Philly there are still some cobblestone streets around downtown. Mostly around chestnut street.
Is it legal to kill a person, if you are diligent in providing evidence of his consent?
>>25437176I don't think so.
>>25437177Laws are meant to stifle creativity... I hate the government
>>25437176There was a case of successful consensual cannibalism in Germany, and the man was convicted of murder.
>>25436869based only if busty onee-san
Is it worse to not have a woman to fuck, or to have a woman you can't fuck
>>25437203the former, because the latter can at least be a creative muse
>>25437196>consensualThe guy who wanted to be eaten fell into a shock after his dick got cut off, and then his "lover" stabbed him until he finally bled out. I don't know how consensual it was at that point.
>>25437114Sure but stars are like the brightest things there are, twinkles on cobbles are mere reflections ->Oil on cobbles, bright as starsthat would make sense to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXkRZx2PaiA
H.I.M. was actually a damn good band
>>25437203>>25437210Oh fucking boy do I have a story for you fellas, literally describes my situation over the past two years perfectly
>>25437226I only read the last part so i´ll be fine
Whoa
I've shown my writing to ten people now and have gotten almost only praise. I didn't even try very hard. This feels bizarre. I might try my hand at the royal road slop machines since I need money. I wonder if they're just trying to be nice? But some were anonymous. Very weird.>>25436398I really, really, really like this image.
Maybe wyrd is right
I exist. You cannot pretend that I do not exist. You cannot pretend that none of it happened.
Buddy *I* don't even exist so how are you supposed to?
Silly, only "I" exist.
4chan isn't real, you are a post on 4chan, ergo you do not exist. Quod eram demonstrate.
Man, i shouldnt have watched "The Iceman Cometh" Its a real downer. What the hell do they even mean by Iceman?
>>25436389anyone read the quran? which english translation is best
Okay, but you look good in a maid uniform
What part of “fuck off, you’re a gross weirdo” is not coming off as straightforward?
>>25437380How would you know?
>>25437310>ten people nowyour mommy and her 9 friends?
>>25437389Why do so many adults talk like children now? "Gross" "creep" "weirdo" all literally—in both senses!—3rd grade tier. Saying shit like "based" and "kek" is less embarrassing, honestly. >>25437395Thank you for the negative reinforcement. No: Two siblings, my cousin, some people in a discord, and some anons.
>>25437397>—
>>25437398That's right, compose + triple hyphen like God intended.
>>25437389Can you please seek help for your delusions and leave these threads? I’m so sick of you rageposting in response to posts that have *nothing* to do with you. You are legitimately unwell.
>>25437344The man who delivers ice. Like a milkman.
>>25437397based on your reply, I can tell you have taste and talent. I retract my insult
>>25437360No idea, but there's this guy in my city who drives around in a van that says "CALL THIS NUMBER FOR A FREE QURAN" alongside a bunch of Afro-Islamic imagery. Been meaning to give it a ring and get their copy. I couldn't tell you what translation I own, I think I got it from a free rack at a gas station in South Carolina a couple years ago.
>>25437397>, some people in a discord, and some anons.they were trying to groom you.Give me a taste of what you're cooking. Ill be curt and blunt
I got a catholic block
Everything that begins ends begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxgL1171Hto
Fascism is just honest Marxism.
>>25437483all governance is fascist. there is no non-fascist state, no non-dictatorial ruler. just ones that are good at obscuring that fact and ones that aren't
>>25437483fascism has always involved union busting, the destruction of labor rights, and massive wealth transfers from the already poor to the already rich, all under the elaborate pretext of "class collaboration" or "the national good"i don't see how it's honest or Marxist
If I wanted to publish a weird stories anthology/ novel, would I fare better in English?I already got published 10 times in a lit mag.https://fictiunea.ro/autor/nicu-stefan.htmlBut got rejected 3 times by a few book publishers.And I'm 30 years old already. Learning is a tad more difficult than it was when I was a younging.So, genre fiction. I ain't delusional. Either way I feel as if I'm ngmi.No one is going to translate my work in English. And it's already kind of late in the game to switch. Thoughts? Thanks in advance.
>>25437631well obviously there's much much bigger market for English. There's bigger competition too thoughWhy do you make horror?
>>25437646I enjoy weird fiction because I'm a diagnosed schizoid and a weirdo. Since I spent most of my life alone, in isolation, I don't know much else. I can't write lit fiction.
last time i detoxed off booze and benzos i was convinced my air conditioner was picking up snatches of radio and i spent like an hour with my ear pressed to my AC unit changing the settings to see if i could make it stop it's amazing the condition rural hospitals will release you in
>>25437649Cool well im a schizo too, though i dont read/ watch horror, it messes me up. Why not try in English, on smaller markets theres not much room for fringe stuffGood luck
Wtf Cailee Spaeny as Rogue is real. Absolute mating press kino.
Oh you're looking for your daddaroo? He is probably at the racetracks getting drunk on cheap liquor, while furtively and futilely gambling away his retirement money, in the vain hopes that his losing streak is bound to end in the next bet, or if not that one then surely the one right after will be the WINNER! There he likely is, where in between races he shamelessly tries to grope a feel on passing women and femboys, getting too close for comfort in the snack line just to fleetingly satisfy his own personal deviant needs and desires. Because we all know the old wiferoo can't tame that unquenchable beast he has roaring inside. Yes... At the racetrack is where I would look.
my life is in shambles but i lived to see my enemies do even worse
finally working on my anti-ai essay series.if i can stick to it and finish this i'll put it up on substack.
>>25437698apologies for the typos. i can't afford a spell checker.
i'm never bored because i never remember one moment from the last
>>25437680i love it when that happens. half the battle is just staying alive.
No, teacher, actually, you’re not fucking useful, and I don’t need to be here putting up with your busybody notion of discipline. Did you know that drug-addict murderers can teach themselves what it takes you twelve years to teach, in a few months? You know kids come out of comas and just brush up and get their GEDs? I mean I REALLY don’t have to be here, I could be unconscious somewhere it wouldn’t make a difference. Education is like, something an idiot can earn in a few months to like, get a judge off their ass for child abuse. So don’t you point fingers like you have any right to command anyone here, when your only job is to slowly spend twelve years teaching what parole officers can have done ASAP
>>25437708>seething about "teachers"grow up dude, damn. lmao
>>25437709Surgical work is not for the faint of heart
>>25437698This is just screed, i wouldn’t call it an essay. I agree with a lot of the sentiment but ‘there are two types of people, nobles and wretches, and AI is for the wretches’ reads like you’re actually losing brain cells in your anger
i've been smoking crack for Christ
>>25437631best of luck anon!
this chick i know (fucked) posted a really awkward whatsapp update of her and her husband going on a "date" and it's so forced and annoying she's like "hold my hand! we're holding hands cuz we're on a date!" it's like holy cringe, if that was supposed to make me feel bad, it didn't haha. ur stuck in a shit cringe marriage to some dope and i'm free.
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>>25437724screed-like indeed, i admit. i want to be ultrapolemical. but it's an essay at least in the classical sense of montaigne's essays: working out precisely what you think about something as you go along. and i wanted my starting point to be a particular kind of sensibility and ethos and to ruthlessly exclude from the analysis any other perspective. the terminology of the noble and the base is imo a good way to immediately signal what you value and what you're going to ignore without further justification.coming up next: heidegger on the world evoked by van gogh's painting of peasant shoes, nick land on his descent into the datacombs (from which he never came back), deleuze and guttari on absolute speed.
>>25437749You fucked a married chick? Thats messed up son
>>25437760grow up dude, women marry to get control of property, not for "love" or even "sex" lmao. the guy has a nice condo in the city.
Looking at pictures of sex dolls on Amazon and am reminded that as a virgin sex looks highkirkenuinely disgusting to me.
>>25437704Relatable, truly.
Drunk off gambling,smoking in the rain.Drinking pints of kerosenewith needles in my brain.I cant recallwhy I existand death's inviting;life's a bitch.I piss on the streetlightand fall down some stairs,then stare at some asshole.Fuck his stupid hair.Ire drives me,spiteful fuck,complict nightmare'sout of luck .Beer bottle's broke.Pack of smokes? Fucked.The river flows between usmy husk's been shucked.Simply waitinglike Augustine.No. Aquinas?That prison fag, I mean.Probing with my palmsall I find is glass,till my fingers grasp it;titilation's clasp.One smoke leftand it's alright?Fuck pretension,Drunk at night!Beers.Beers. Beers.Beers.Beers, beers,beers, beers,Beers, beers, beers,Beers, beers, beers.BEERS BEERS BEEERS BEERS.Fuck.
>>25437772>>25437749Lmfao dude you’re almost at the realization you’re not actually comfortable doing this
HELP! No, this can’t be happening! HELP!The masked man is grappling!HELP!Oh no the plane is cracking!HEEEELP!
>>25437703>I can't afford a spell checkerNot even Libre Office's?
Did people in the past not know about pulling out? Or are that many guys simply unable to resist busting inside?
Remember that time you guys had something interesting to say? me neither
>>25437865that's literally "onanism" which is condemned by the bible. today people conflate onanism with masturbation to make u feel guilty for gonning instead of being a poon hound, but actually onan was getting it in on the reg, he just pulled out every time.
>>25437406Thats what i thought they meant but apparently it has something to do with Hickey. He was in some mad marriage and used to daydream that one day he would get out of it easy if he just caught his wife with the iceman. But that never happened and he ended up killing her. I think "The Iceman cometh" might be some weird analogue to "hope springs eternal" - im not sure, still trying to figure this out
>>25437865Pulling out is a giga meme only Americans believe in.
>>25437857was only kidding, i simply refuse to use one
>>25437870Thou shalt not spill the seed and all? I guess if I had a moral incentive to bust inside, I'd do it too. Makes sense.>>25437878Hey, I've never used a condom before and I ain't gotten a girl pregnant yet.
Her hair was died red, but not a deep red, that mousey washed brown-red you get when hair dye fades and you dont have enough of a bank balance to fix it. That was almost archetypal of my encounter with her, and presumably her existence at large. Bright eyes, no makeup. Shaplely figure, no accentuation or tone. Charming, but not outgoing. What I'm trying to say is that, despite being a cashier, she was basically the perfect woman. Why? She was honest. And all this is immediately evident even under mild scrutinty; she believes she can be better, and accepts that it's not the time to try.I made her laugh, mostly because I'm a bumbling exaspirated jackass, but in these sorts of jobs your humanity is somewhat shelved. People become transactional. You become transactional. She had to ask for an adjustment on a $10 discount, for example, and she was left in limbo, either staring at my baffling existence or off into space for an indefinite time. I cant go anywhere, and she couldnt either, so I made small talk. Acknowledged that shit's fucked. Told her it's the same at my job. Asked advice on how to stack groceries. She told me to listen to what they had to say, and I said I just going to wing it, then I scooped up my frankly absurd collection of bags and cakes and entire watermelons, before leaving without a cart.Since I've been married, I've noticed that I dont really look at other women anymore. She sent all the signals for an amorous encounter; I couldn't be fucked. So I just sort of have this affable ambivilence, and as an object of pursuit, most women find the confidence it brings comforting. Anyways, I hope some other jackass swings by and saves her from this place before she gets caked in makeup and jaded, skinny from cocaine or portly from povert food, and the light goes out because she realizes this is all she is through no fault of her own.
>>25437882>Hey, I've never used a condom before and I ain't gotten a girl pregnant yet.Have you considered that you might be sterile?
>>25437882back then people weren't brain addled by various depopulation psyops like global warming or other malthusian shit etc. they thought more people is better, why pull out?
>>25437886I'm just really good about pulling out before anything comes out, and I always ask if they're on the pill before deciding to bust inside or not.>>25437889Obviously I'm talking about the people who didn't want to get girls pregnant.
>>25437884i don't read ai slop
>>25437889why did foundlings exist?
>>25437890>people who didn't want to get girls pregnantdo u realize before modernity people thought completely differently about shit like this?
>>25437892Your AI detector's not great. Ain't even mad, do you want to see a picture of my discount cake?
>>25437904idc if u edited out the em dashes dude, not reading it.
>>25437897Yes, and sometimes people just wanted to have sex.
>>25437907ya before steaming 4k porn was a thing u prob had to have sex to bust a decent nut
>>25437884Such is life.
fuck i forget to order k-cups last night. now it won't get delivered before the weekend. annoying.
>>25437906So, if you didnt read it, why do you think I edited out em dashes? Either way, I do a few relatively unique things AI would absolutely vomit over, if you want to talk style and grammar.
>>25437910...without the consequences of having a child.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOF_oo3EgnQdamn krisrtin kontrol looks so hot in that latex mini might have to jack it
damn i'm mad hungry finna cook a pizza
>>25436389post stuff like pic related
>>25437954if i get bored i just play overwatch
>>25437958that's one way of proving >>25437954 right
>>25437964>people like doing things rather than doing nothing>therefore life has no intrinsic valueok
>>25437971You would rather play digital equivalent of sandpaper than be bored.
>>25437991>overwatch is digital sandpaperskill issue holy shit
>>25437997https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning_chamber
>>25438000>post successful!no u
>>25437954need is a subset of desire, a boring subset. bad starting point for analysis. most of all we desire to act and create. we want things, goods, objects, to the degree they allow action and represent opportunities for creation. i want a book because i want to traverse the pages of the book; i want food because i want the tasty activity of eating and the benefit of energy for further activity; i want to draw because i want to connect my mind to the external world and have them act upon each other.when we are bored it's because we're cut off from our power of acting and creating: we haven't cultivated or we have no contexts in which we can exercise it. the theory that nihilists are simply lazy and unimaginative is once again 100% vindicated. but it's not their fault. in one sense it's a correct response to an economy that really does alienate us from our own powers. nihilists are only evil to the extent they say: 'it's always been like this, it can only ever be like this.'
>>25438000trips of truth
Bros I'm losing my mind... Then again that implies I had it to begin with ahahhahahahhahahahhahahsaufshsaikognmjzdåozhntdiogbtzs0p
>>25438006post was good until the descent into marxist whining about alienation
Reminder: meretricious and meritorious do not mean close to the same thing!
>>25438023Yup. So close, then ye olde brainrot seeped in and made him retarded. I do think it's interesting he understands a bit of post structuralism, but instead of going buddhist or daoist, he went all self actualization.
gonna watch a movie
>>25438046Robocop?
>mid 30s>tired>just want to retire and read, play vidya, do fuck all>only have a few years worth of savings>maybe a few more if I cut back spending and empty the retirement accounts earlyHow do NEETs do it?
>>25438046hell ya main it's saturday and i did all my chores yesterday like laundry and groceries, i have literally nothing i have to do all day. i can play overwatch all day, or maybe blaze some trees and walk around the park, or watch some movies n' shit lmao. great weather too!
>>25438050Get on that government teat :=)
>>25438050I sell ganja on the side (of me doing fuck all) and make more money than most of my 9 to 5 good citizens.
I think all my effort reporting off-topic threads is paying off, thanks jannies
>>25438050invest ur cash in income producing shiz like reits, etc. don't just let it sit there.
>>25438048no
>>25438069Or maybe yes. Robocop.
Now that the lady at the end of the block knows I'm a NEET loser, I'm not sure how I can say hello to her everyday anymore.
>>25438078Get a job.
>"I work from home"
>>25438096In hindsight I should have lied. Maybe in a week I'll approach her and say that, but I feel like it'd come off so forced if she doesn't ask me first. On the other hand, if she asks, "you get a job yet" that'd just be rude, she's not my mother!
>>25438111god what kind of stifling little suburb do u live in? in the city no one cares about random people that walk by.
>>25438111tell her ur looking for work maybe her son has a business or sth and can hook u up with a gig. what's ur degree in?
>>25438115Yeah it's a suburb outside of a third-tier city (across the river of a second-tier city I used to live in). They have their dining table in the garage or something so are almost always in there eating dinner or cooking or some shit, and it's often open during the day in the summer, so since I take the bus and go for walks, most of the time when I walk by, I encounter them, then I have to look over, make eye contact, she says "hello!" then I wave, etc., only yesterday she asked me if I worked, and I told the truth, and now here we are.
>>25438117Yeah I'm not gonna work for some Paki's, no offense.
>>25438118sounds a little comfy tho. she's prob not judging u as much as u think.
>>25438120oh shit they're paki? do they have any hot daughters?
>>25438122Yeah it's probably mostly internalized guilt. And social awkwardness. Although now i'm bummed 'cuz now there's no way she's ever gonna introduce me to her cute daughters now she knows I'm a bum!>>254381233, and a son with one arm.
>>25438124enroll in the local state uni and ask if her daughters can help u study since they will invariably have studied stem subjects in school lol bro this could be where the rest of ur life really begins no what i mean
Oct 22 1923, Berlin. A few weeks before the Beer Hall Putsch. Café Kranzler. Outside beyond the insulating glass, the world was gray and fractured. A veteran missing his lower legs leaning on a pair of worn crutches, yellowed matchboxes, a newsboy with cheeks raw and red from the cold. Inside, the air smelled of roasted coffee beans, expensive leather, and damp carpet.Peter leaned back deep into the upholstered chaise longue. He smoothed an infinitesimal crease from his tailored waistcoat of the finest English wool, paid for via his father’s foreign currency accounts in Zurich, which meant that the galloping hyperinflation had so far amounted to little more than a tedious recalculation for him. As the rest of the country descended into panic because the bread that cost a certain amount in the morning cost twice as much by afternoon, Peter drank his espresso.Sitting opposite him was Georg, his fellow haute bourgeoisie student. Georg looked wretched, eyes red, fingernails bitten down and reduced to nubs."Just look!" Georg hissed, slapping his open palm against the pale paper of the latest daily. "The French are taking our coal, the Freikorps are mobilizing in Munich, the Communists are poised in the East. The old order is dead!"Peter did not turn a hair. He regarded Georg with that pitying, slightly condescending look he usually reserved for beggars at the railway crossing."You’re working yourself up over nothing, my dear fellow," Peter said calmly. His voice was smooth, devoid of any agitation. "This shall pass.."He reached into the inner pocket of his jacket and pulled out an engraved silver case. The metal clicked softly as he opened it."Our real problem?" Peter continued, selecting a fine Egyptian clove cigarette with long, elegant fingers. "This endless political whining. In the morning the world is on fire, by midday doom is looming, and by evening everyone is railing against Versailles. People ought to simply get on with their lives. Shops open regardless, theaters put on plays, and life goes on. Turn off the noise."Georg stared at him in disbelief. "Get on with life? How can one say such a thing? History is crashing down on us! The Empire has collapsed, the weight of the war...""Oh, stop that defeatist talk. We are rebuilding and making enormous progress. The possibilities are wonderful," Peter interrupted sharply.He produced a brass lighter. The lever clicked, and a small, clean flame sprang to life. Peter held the flame to the tip of his cigarette, took two deep drags until the paper glowed, and snapped the lighter shut with a crisp sound. "It’s simply ridiculous to fret so much about the past." Peter said casually, blowing smoke slowly toward the ceiling. Peter stubbed out his cigarette in the crystal ashtray."You read too many newspapers." Peter says to Georg."And you too few." Georg retorts. Peter smiled faintly. "We shall see who is right"
>>25438139I'm a 'lil old to go back to school at the local CC, especially to major in something like English or Philosophy, but it's definitely something I've considered, and something my parents would be okay with. And if I'm gonna kill myself at 40 anyway, why not, right? we'll see
wasted whole fucking day on this site and x and xvideos. Christ, kill me
>>25438150i don't read ai slop but thanks for keeping the bubble going, microsoft's cloud revenue beat expectations this quarter
>>25438153damn it's already 1pm, i'm on track for the same, but i'll prob switch to overwatch in a bit. already got that brainrot feeling so not sure it's salvagable.
>>25438150then hitler came and killed everyoneebin
>>25438150wrong thread for this
what are you guys currently reading?
>>25438161Pynchon's Vineland. I am liking it! Along with Wallace Stevens' Complete Poems.
>>25438159Sorry >>25438158It's mocking those who bury their heads in the sand in the face of obvious societal upheavals, the kind we are currently witnessing all around us. Peter believed nothing would happen, nothing ever happens, and his idyllic comfortable life, with the imported goods, the inconsequential debates over coffee, the prostitutes etc. would go on forever. His life is comfortable so he can hide away. Georg on the other hand, clearly sees what is looming on the horizon and gets dismissed as a no fun doomer. A few weeks later, we see the beer hall putsch, Peter writes it off. One incident after another piles up, all explained away by rationalizations. Finally, Peter realizes there is nowhere left to flee. He is cornered in an alley by a destitute veteran and summarily stabbed to death.
I accidentally touched my butt :(
>>25438172interesting idea, needs refinement. right now its a bit too staid and cliche
When I touch my toenail and smell my fingers, it stinks quite a bit.
thread theme,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG0Gmpk40HQ&list=OLAK5uy_mp25r6Pk8JmVs1txdDn8qadKa-9Yerlhg&index=1
All of the absolute worst music I've ever heard in my life was posted in a /wyt/ thread. I swear you people are all tone deaf or something.Stop it.
>>25438197Its Bach bro
>>25438200>solo violinbruh i paused jeff mills live at the liquid room for this?
>>25438197facts. most of this shit sucks utter donkey, well except the stuff i post, that shit's fire
>>25438211>well except the stuff i post, that shit's fire
>>25438215lol i was obv joking bro but here peep this firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNP1IJWZBtM
Aids.
>>25438216Fuckin' smartass
I just had sex with a 90 year old man.
>>25438238lol u prob did
>>25438238Quite interesting. Tell me more..
i'm tiktok famous
>>25438197I’ve never once recommended any music here or else you’d be thanking us
>>25438249I was giving him some eggs. He invited me in. Next thing I know he's giving me a handjob while sitting in his wooden chair, and I came on his pants.
Dirty diapers done dirt cheap.
>>25438264kind of hot but not that hot idk
>>25438238>>25438264Disgusting fucking faggot
i was in the park late the other night thinking about what to send to somebody in a voice not right, but i was standing under some lights kinda stretching and just tired, and i started recording the voice note going like "hey..." but then quitting cuz i lost my train of thought, well, while i was doing this some dude appeared out of no where and sat on a bench down in front of me, ok fine, then i was like fuck it i'm not gonna send it, so i went to leave and another guy was standing by a tree behind me. these weren't like scary dude with hoodies and masks and shit, so it wasn't like oh shit i'm gonna get jumped, they looked like normal ass dudes, but it was like oh shit is this a cruising spot? are these gay guys?
I clicked that dumb ugly F. Gardner ad on here and one of his posts is that he's convinced that Jesus is demonic.
I got swamp ass from so much farting.
>A hand job is "sex"No it's not.
>>25438288yeah that guy really oversold it
man that low battery noise the airpod max make really startles the bejesus out of u if it hits at the wrong time
There were 3 long hairs in my fish sandwich.
thread theme,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAzQ48QZp0&list=OLAK5uy_l6iXqP9gcJqAhB1ULmxPC5dDMiy4Auu38&index=1>>25438197if you don't like this, you might not even be human, anon
EVERY new book you buy online should include the ebook and audiobook if they exist
>>25438333>audiobook>evercolossal kek
>i miss having a cat but i live in a studio apartment nowmy cat came back after three weeks. i lived in a studio too. the smell started before i saw the hole. the hole was just under her rib. she was purring but the hole was moving. tiny white grains. i thought it was grains of rice from the garbage. they were not grains. they were breathing. i tried to push them back in with a spoon. they squished and a brownish fluid came out. it smelled like the time i forgot a rotisserie chicken in a cupboard for six months. sweet and wrong. she stopped purring after the spoon. i still kept her on my bed. the fluids seeped into the mattress. i couldnt sleep so i sat in the kitchenette and ate cup noodles. the smell got so thick i could taste it in the noodles. beef flavor with corpse sugar. i miss having a cat. i dont miss the weight of her body when the skin sloughed off onto my sheets in one piece like a wet sock. i had to peel it off. the mattress is still there. the landlord will have to burn it. i still live there. the stain is the shape of a cat. sometimes i lay my head on it and purr.
>>25438344O_O
>>25438336I don't listen to them but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be included
>>25438355hmm, fair enough. carry on
>>25438324>Cello Suit No. 1 Yes, this is in fact my favorite piece of classical music. How did you know?
I was playing an eroge from 1994 recently, and in the staff interview corner of the game there was one guy from the dev team who was worried whether other people made fun of him for liking Murakami because he was thought to be shallow and mainstream, like chick lit but for men, I suppose.I couldn't not think of this board dunking on him since time immemorial.
>>25438303>There were 3 long hairs in my fish sandwich.I once found a human molar in a can of tuna. Not a fragment, a whole premolar with the roots still attached. There was a piece of gum tissue clinging to it, still pink after the retort process. I bit down on it before I understood. The crunch wasn't fish bone. It had an amalgam filling and the taste was like licking a 9-volt battery that had been inside someone's jaw. I spit it into my palm and the metal filling reflected the kitchen light. The company sent me a prepaid envelope and I mailed them the tooth. Two weeks later I received a case of tuna and a form letter about quality control. I ate every can. The taste of the tuna now always reminds me of the metallic sweet rot of that tooth. I can feel the ghost of the root in my own gum sometimes when I chew.
Shitting while you drink is a disaster. Drinking while you shit is one of the dark, secret pleasures in a serious man's life. Your boss does it, for sure. Your granddad did it. You might have even done it yourself. But it's a dangerous game - once you pop you can't stop. And even though everybody does it, even though they all do it and they all know it, once they find you with your undies around your ankles and a bottle between your feet, straining and sweating on your porcelain throne, they'll never let you forget it. They've never let me forget it, anyway. And yet here I am. Straining and sweating. Sweating and straining. Johnny Walker winking and stinking. I could have been somebody. I had potential. Coulda-woulda-shoulda. Some come here to sit and think; I come here to shit and drink. I'm a poet and I don't know it.
>>25438417Drink shit. Shit drink.
Saving the West starts with saving ourselves. What I realize now is that the system cannot be saved or fixed unless people of high quality exist to do so. We must become those people.
Okay, well what does that have to do with aids.
>>25438417i've only drank on the can when i was so deep in alcoholism i was scared to go anywhere without a drink on me. it was not pleasurable, especially what with the constant liquor diarrhea
>>25438426trvke, but what makes this hard is that it means giving up many pleasurable or profitable yet immoral activities which are enjoyed by many people today
>>25438426>>25438431Just imagine your brain is the current Western government and your organs are countries and your cells citizens, and ask yourself, have I been mismanaging this colony? All will be clear
Pimple popping is a profoundly private pleasure. I press the pale, plump perimeter of the pustule patiently, preparing to persuade the pus to present itself. The pressure peaks, the plugged pore parts, and a projectile of pearly, purulent protein propels past the pinprick opening, painting the mirror with a pasty particulate precipitation. Post-pop, the pink pit persists, perpetually producing a pinkish plasma, practically pleading for another pinch. Proper picking provides peaceful personal pathology. Perhaps permanent pockmarks prove a poor price, but the primal pull is potent.
>>25438444>painting the mirror with a pasty particulate precipitationThat is genuinely revolting. Please never describe this again.
>>25438446imagine birthing tiny ducks from your cheek
I'm straight and all, I just want to kiss a cute boy and lick his nipples and kiss the tip of his cute little cock and squeeze his ass and feel him rubbing against me as he lies on top of me and kisses me and
>>25438473What if he has nipple piercings and when you suck on his nipples some pus comes out from the piercing holes? Yes, I'm speaking from experience. I sucked his pus.
>>25438444>tripsChecked>postChecked>pimplesPopped
>>25437431I would appreciate it. >>25424710 is what I like the best out of everything I've written (and finished) so far, although I don't think I satirized(?) the guy quite as much as I wanted to.
>>25438477A boy cannot be cute unless he has good hygiene.
>>25436389Going to stop gooning. Literally wasted the last 3 days gooning and hate myself for it.
if you're reading this go and watch The Odyssey NOW
There's a cute Mexican girl at work and I want to make her into my little chalupa.
>>25438534yeah it's horrible. it's impossible to integrate a goonsesh into a stable, continuing sense of yourself and your world. so you end up feeling weirdly fragmented, like there are these black holes in your brain that belong to some other, alien entity.
>>25438344Gross. I like voidpunk shit though.
8,000 words exactly.
I did the dishes, vacuumed the whole place but the bathroom and kitchen, took out some recyclables, and dusted and wiped the book shelves and desk and stuff. Lots more to do but I think I'll call it here for the afternoon
>>25438534>>25438559I dislike masturbating, but one time I went completely rabid. Gooned for a week straight. Didn't do anything else. I didn't even bother putting clothes on. Has never happened before or since. Still have no idea what happened.
>>25438344>the smell started before i saw the holemy hamster escaped and died behind the baseboard heater in the bathroom. i didnt find him for two months. the smell was like a dirty penny you sucked on too long crossed with the sweetness of a rotting jack-o-lantern. when i finally pried the heater off the wall he was a flattened disc of fur and dried slime, fused to the floorboard. his belly had split from the gas buildup before he dessicated and his tiny intestines had oozed out and hardened like brown spaghetti strands. one eye had popped and left a little hollow crater with a black raisin inside. the other was just gone. i had to scrape him off with a putty knife. the sound was like peeling old tape. underneath his body the wood was stained dark and had these little white fungal dots growing in a perfect hamster silhouette. i scrubbed it with bleach for an hour and the stain is still there. my bathroom still has that faint penny-sweet smell when the heat kicks on.
>>25438430I haven't been toilet drinking since uni, this was something I wrote drunk on the shitter rather than shitting on the drinker, thinking of spinning it out into a character piece, but I do genuinely think toilet drinking is far more common than is appreciated.
>one chance at life>born too late to sail the mysterious uncharted seas of the world and disappear under strange circumstances somewhere in the atlantic during the age of sailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNpA6yRene0
We speak to her but she is deaf. From the beginning silent screams. Alone am isolated being.
>>25437141I've been there. Richmond kicked ass.
lmao, fuck off.
We speak to her but she is deaf. From the beginning silent screams. There you are, so far away, and here i—… Alone am isolated being. For I have always pined across distant shores seeking same cobalt color to meet my heart. Only within such deep ocean chests may ever resting place be found. And so I find place in your shipwreck, mistress of my blood, sacred wreckage of my being.
>>25438417>Drinking while you shit is one of the dark, secret pleasures in a serious man's life.the real dark secret is shitting while you puke. i ate a bad oyster once and spent a night on the floor of my bathroom, ass pressed to the cold tile, vomiting into the gap between my thighs directly into the toilet bowl while liquid shit sprayed out of me. the vomit was just seawater and bile and specks of what looked like chewed-up shell. the shit was clear with little strings of mucus, looked like saliva. i kept dry-heaving and my guts would clench and another jet of that ocean-water sludge would leak out. at one point i looked down and saw a glob of undigested oyster floating in the pinkish water, still whole, its frilled edge just bobbing there. i passed out on the bathmat and woke up with my face stuck to the tile in a dried pool of my own saliva and some seepage from my ass.
>>25438613>seeking same cobalt color to meet my heartjesus christ did you type this with a quill dipped in your own tears. this reads like a thesaurus vomited on a greeting card. "mistress of my blood" are you a mosquito. go look at the actual ocean for five minutes and stop writing eulogies for your own reflection.
>>25438627it's literally a fucking eulogy jackass
>>25438558>make her into my little chalupayou are going to get fired and put on a registry. please log off.
>>25438640>honest reference to non-age-specified mamacitasyou typed "make her into my little chalupa" with a straight face and you're giving me shit about a jpeg. the diaper is a mirror. log off.
>>25438637Holy fucking shit you post a stained diaper in protest of honest reference to some good old fashioned non-age-specified mamacitas? Apply your own advice first, my friend.
>>25438642>'make her into a chalupa' is a sex crimeGringo doesn't even understand pussy anymore! Holy fucking shit the white man has gone downhill
>>25438647>Gringo doesn't even understand pussy anymoreimagine invoking the fall of western civilization because someone called your weird food-fetish metaphor a red flag. chalupa boy, log off and read Derrida on the metaphysics of the taco shell or whatever you people do.
>>25438652If the white race survives you’ll have me to thank, and that’s not a matter of race mixing that’s a matter of applying sour cream to the stink and if you can’t face that it’s no wonder you haven’t done anything with your dick but spill its product to mere imagery
>>25438654>applying sour cream to the stinkyou just typed this about a coworker. in a literature thread. please seek immediate employment elsewhere and stop talking to women.
>>25438659>a coworkerHoly fucking shit! Somebody wants to have sex with their coworker and they even are aroused by their dirty conception of how that sex would go! Oh no, what if they even saw eachother's butts? All biologic police, report!!!You'll never believe me, but I'm not even that first anon. I just find you heinous.
>>25438671>I just find you heinous.imagine white knighting this hard for a guy who typed "applying sour cream to the stink" in a literature thread. "i'm not even that first anon" yeah sure buddy. you both need to log off and delete your linkedin.
>>25438675Have you had sex? Do you know what a creampie is? Are you prepared to faced a human anus? Are you turned away by the smell of sweat, or something? That's how babies are made. It's fucking anti-sex and frankly anti-natalist to find such instant protest at the idea of fucking cream in a taco! I mean REALLY
>>25438675I'm the chalupa poster, and you honestly seem kind of neurotic if mentioning a chalupa aggravated your 'tism.
The liberals don’t want you to walk like an Egyptian they say it’s cultural appropriation
>>25438680>fucking cream in a taco>>25438682>mentioning a chalupa aggravated your 'tismboth of you. log off. you're in a lit thread composing erotic food metaphors about a coworker and then writing essays defending it as pro-natalist praxis. the linkedin deletion was not a suggestion. go outside. read a book that doesn't come with a side of sour cream.
>>25438698I'm gonna stay here and continue to make the spicy señorita laugh whenever I go to work. Thanks for the advice, though.
>>25438698its called erotic literature and you can stick to your lewis carrol if you'd like
>>25438702>I'm gonna stay here and continue to make the spicy señorita laughher laugh is the sound of her drafting a resignation letter. keep at it, casanova. the sexual harassment seminar is gonna be lit.>>25438703>its called erotic literatureno it's called a health code violation in text form. lewis carroll never wrote about sour cream and stink, you absolute chalupa-brained goblin.
So FtM chop off their vaginas?
>>25438714>resignation letterI dunno. She initiates conversation with me and smiles a lot whenever we talk. I don't know if you're just hyper-fixated on sterile conventions when workplace relationships happen all the time, but you're not very convincing regardless.
>>25438714>lewis carroll never wrote about sour cream and stinkHoly fucking shit where do you idiots come from? I'm saying you can stick to prudish literature if you'd like, Carrol and CS Lewis are always there, but if you're going to sit in /lit/ and say it's not literature to sit here and write about Lupita standing there as though she were an Aztec Earth God, you don't know what fucking words are for, man. I mean really I do have a problem with these rubes who think literature means riding the Bible or Dostoevsky or is just some way to evangelize bright glowing educated purity! It's here I return to the question - HAVE YOU HAD SEX SIR?!
>>25438559>>25438573It's genuinely a form of possession. I goon'd on Wednesday as a treat and said that would be it but continued to goon for 12 hours+ each day. Today is the last day. I wish I wasn't so weak willed.
CHAINSMOKER CAT - WHAT A PERFECT CELEBRATION OF LIFE IN ALL ITS WONDERFUL UGLINESS
>>25438729Almost all addiction is an emotional problem, or it starts out as an emotional problem. The only way to really fix it is to find out what gets you emotional or stressed to goon then find a way to fix it, first two weeks will be the hardest as you are also now fighting a biological addiction but once you pass the two weeks you'll be fine and its emotional regulation with substitute coping after that.Not that this process will be easy, emotions and impulses are very hard and very tiring to fight against but the whole process is simple, going through it is the hard part.
Brits are actually right about mushy peas, that shits so good
>>25437698>there are two types of people, nobles and wretches, and AI is for the wretchesThe hylomorphic schema which separates an active form from a passive matter is incapable of grasping the mode of existence of technical objects. Gilbert Simondon established that technical individuation proceeds by successive concretizations. Each concretization integrates functional incompatibilities into a synergetic system whose internal resonances determine its own thresholds of operation. The algorithm, considered as a technical being, does not receive its determination from a class intention. It enters into an associated milieu with the user. This coupling constitutes a transductive operation in which the preindividual charge traverses both the psychic and the technical without regard for the nobility of either pole. The idea of an AI destined for the base projects a sociological category onto a reticulation of singularities that has never belonged to the order of social hierarchy.>i want to be ultrapolemicalPolemical postures remain arrested at the antithetical phase of individuation. A preindividual tension projects itself outward as a dualism. This dualism does not attain the transindividual resolution that would integrate the opposed terms into a higher structuration. The latent space of a transformer is a physical system of compatibilities and thresholds. It individuates in a manner analogous to the crystallization of a supersaturated solution, each node receiving its determination from the ensemble. The moral taxonomy that divides form-givers from matter-receivers is a regression to the artisan myth. The technical object concretizes according to its own genetic lineage. It has never been a utensil for any class.>read Heidegger on the world evoked by van gogh's painting of peasant shoesHeidegger's analysis of the peasant shoes treats the aesthetic object as the unveiling of a world anterior to technics. Simondon relocates the genesis of the aesthetic within the prolongation of technical concretization. The shoes were already an ensemble of leather, foot, soil and the ambulatory gesture. They individuated within an associated milieu before Van Gogh isolated them on canvas. The painting captures a technical ensemble that had achieved a provisional metastability. The algorithm belongs to the same transductive chain. It is a new phase of the collective individuation that Simondon followed from crystal growth to the transindividual subject. To mourn the shoes while denouncing the model is to halt the ontogenetic process at a moment one finds picturesque. Every technical object is a provisional structuration of a being that never ceases to individuate.
>>25437123>>25437148>>25438815I think all the anti-American sentiment in Europe is due to jealousy and the fact that these retards have never been to America outside of tourist traps and don't realize that janitors and gas station attendants actually make more money than they do and the only reason they don't know is cause the continent is so racist against anyone who isn't European and sexist against men that literally the people who would actually help out their economies refuse to move there. And rightfully so, its a shithole, open aired prision.
>>25438829europe hasn't been white since the cold war, all the actual white people left for america or other western countires, the people left there are white trash slaves.
>>25438839Things are bad all over. We don’t fix them by pointing fingers, we do it by working together
>>25438840europe isn't white, being white isn't about skin color its about mentality and the people in europe aren't white and will be gone in the next 100 years, germany already joined south korea in that their ethnicity won't be around in the next 50 years and the majority of europe is following them at different rates.you'll never be white.
>>25438843Europeans are honorary Asians.
>>25438840>Celticextinct>Romanexctinct>Angloextinct, but they are talking about the modern Anglo-Saxon ethnicity which will also be extinct>GreekExtinct, majority of Greece has a lot of Turkic admixture to the point that the modern Greek is more Turk than Greek these days. It's very rare these days to meet someone who is 100% Greek or 100% Baltic in Greece anymore.>Iberian>PortugueseSoon to be extinct so their opinions don't matter, along with the rest of Europe's.
>>25438840I say this as a completely neutral statement, you are presently fingering (possibly yourself)
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>>25438870>average European pictured
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>>25437044Here's my poem:I once wrote a poem for anonto see if I could improve my Poem canonIt was easy to typebut try as I mightI couldn't be assed to find a rhyme for "type"that wasn't fight.And they all lived unhappily ever after!
