Has anyone tried putting a Mr. Beast style thumbnail on the cover of a book? I just care about grabbing normie attention and selling well.
>>25457737Despite being the most watched YouTuber of all time, I literally don't know anyone who watches him. My theory is that he's pushed by bots and jeets. No normal person watches Mr. Beast.
>DUDE HECKIN' LMAO
>color of thumbnails are always oversaturated like they're candy
>>25457745>>25457748>>25457753Can someone explain to me why this concept wouldn't work?
>>25457745I've met a few but no one i know outright would say they're an absolute fan. A lot of people think he's evil but I still fail to understand why.
>>25457737This man has never had a thought more sophisticated than "extra guacamole please" in his life.
>>25457759Most people who watch mr beast are literal children. Literal children don't have money, and even if they did, they don't read.
>>25457762Behold, the cope of a man who would never be as successful as Mr. Beast, even if given a thousand lifetimes to try.
>>25457762Mr Beast could DM your wife, fly her out wherever he's at, fuck her, and send you the video. If you got mad, he could pay a bunch of guys to kick your ass. If you're so smart, why can't you defend yourself against that?
>>25457745His audience is primarily children. I'd be a bit worried if you knew anyone that watched him. Insinuates that you are either a pedo or friends with basedjaks
>>25457874>>25457881>money makes you cool
>>25457874>>25457881Didn't expect anyone from this board to actually suck 666's dick.
>>25457893>>25457893Either of these billionaires could get your wife to agree to get impregnated by them.They could pay to have junkies bite your face off with their teeth.They could pay for someone to sneak in your parents' house and shit on their head while they're sleeping.They could sue your entire family to bankruptcy on made up charges.They could do all this tomorrow if they wanted to.Money does make you cool. The only reason you're able to continue your broke life unmolested is because these billionaires don't know you and don't care about you. If they did, they could do anything you wanted to you and to anyone you love. And you would have to sit and take it. What does your favourite pseud say about that? Nevermind, I doubt you even read.
A ringmaster of the tormenters. He is a modern-day PT Barnum, yet devoid of any slightest altruism or humanity even compared to the barbarity of the day. He has the sanpaku stare of a sadist who would be perfectly at home in Unit 731 or within Dirlewanger’s inner circle. If one is not inclined to believe in Satan, one need only stare at the photograph of Donaldson - the longer one remains riveted to that vacant gaze, the closer one comes to him. He uses charity as a mask to exploit and debase the colonized subject. Frantz Fanon would not hesitate to gun him down, and neither should we, were we to find ourselves face to face with him.
>>25457902>no like seriously it like DOES make you cool
>>25457745yeah it's all kids. Kids youtube is a fucked up place, lots of garbage generated content (long before AI was good) with as many ad breaks as possible etc. Parents just throw youtube in front of their kids to shut them up and it feeds them garbage and content creators have been monetizing off this for like a decade now. If your channel gets popular with kids it will blow tf up.https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2I remember this blog post about it being good
>>25457904Alright gang we have 6 million jews gathered here in Poland and we're gonna see how long they can hold their breath in the Zyklon B challenge make sure you hit that like and subscribe button yall
>>25457902>Money does make you cool
>>25457904Rare /lit/ kino replyI wonder if you're the same guy that posted about the Dutch being unrepentant sodomites and their women wanton harlots about 3-4 years ago. Highly memorable, unique prose, I wish you were forced to reply to every thread at gunpoint.
>>25457745My nephew watches him. It's marketed at children as you can tell by the colorful thumbnails
>>25457902nope.avi
>>25457737Mr Beast is actually writing a book with James Patterson, missed opportunity
>>25457914sigh....
>>25457745Yeah, I don't get it. I've been on the internet since 1998 and on Youtube since forever, and I'd literally never heard of this guy until I saw snacks with his face on them in the store a few years ago. None of his videos have ever been suggested to me or shown up watching something else. I didn't believe it when I read he was the most popular Youtuber.
>>25457737What's the deal with the soiface thumbnails? I understand his has to do with the algorithm, but I want to know why. I remember some famous Youtube personality was being interviewed and he basically said "I have no idea why these retarded thumbnails work but as long as my views keep going up I'm opening my mouth wider and wider."
>>25457902>let me ask you something, billionaire>what?>do you bleed?
>>25457762idk, based on the limited exposure i had to him he seems like a pretty standard closeted accelerationist
>>25457881>>25457902>billionaire cuck impregnation fetishWhy don't you just write a book about it already, become rich from goonbrained foids, and leave us out of your fetish?
>>25457902I would walk up behind you and pop you with my 3d printed gun.Pow!Just like that.
>>25457737>I just care about grabbing normie attentionYoutube thumbnail face is designed to catch the attention of children>>25457881A couple years back I was on vacation in Hawaii and I saw Mr. Beast in a restaurant. He was with an older couple, who I assume were his parents. He looked miserable, and I distinctly heard him say, "Nobody here even knows who I am," to which his mom replied, "I thought that's what you wanted." It was pathetic.
>>25457737Yes, it has been tried before.
>>25458656i see. off to the camps he goes, then.
>>25457902die in agony, worm.
this was more basedfaced in my memory but I'ma post it anyway
