>writes 400 books a year
And almost all of them severely overrated and absolute shit. The only reason he is still relevant is because of diehard fans that love his slop.
Why does he feel the need to insert such graphic and sordid sex scenes in his works?
Why did he stop using drugs?
>>25458931Zooms are so fucked in the head the very existence of sex makes them scream and shit themselves. They're taking on the mantle of the boomers who cried about the books being satanic. Bizarre hysterical delusions.
>>25458938>Be degenerate retards like us and make everything dude le sex lol lmaoKill yourself
SHIT ON THE CUM OF THE CHRIST
>>25458931Name 1 King book where this is an issue, besides IT.
>>25459084The Sex of Mortimer Frank
>>25459080Sorry your whole generation are anxious, neurotic little bitches
>>25459080>Be degenerate retards like usFor all the baby boomer faults they had a more healthy attitude towards sex than zoomers who are neurotic porn addicts
>>25458760And I still haven't read a single one of his faggot sloppies. Never will either.
>how am I going to related these 400 books back to the Dark Tower series?
>>25458797>infinite slop machine>everything is rated highly and made into a film and tv showHow does he do it?
>>25459235Blood pact with Satan. It's literally the only way to get rich and famous.
only reason he could crank out those 1000 page novels 17 times a year is because he was on coke the whole time. also why his characters feel like the same blocks of concrete wearing a different outfit in all his books
>>25458931He doesn't do this anymore. When he did, the reason was that he was on enough coke to kill a horse.
>>25459235I'm starting to believe that almost everything in our culture boils down to "location, location, location". You open a store at the right street, you will make money no matter what you sell. You write book with the right publisher and word-of-mouth, you will make money now matter how atrocious it is. You occupy the right space in the zeitgeist, and you will be immune from criticism.This hypothesis neatly explains why so many retarded things keep happening, and why nothing affects them. If the guy who controls the bridge is making money robbing everyone who crosses it, what does complaining about that do to stop it? He controls the bridge, you have to pay to get across it. Everything else is irrelevant. And I'm thinking the "bridge" in this analogy is the payment processor. Whatever those guys think is okay, is okay.
Probably ghost writer. That's pretty normal in this industry and have been for a long long time.
>>25459235he writes the best slop lol. it's still slop though
>>25459560Better than Pynchon
>>25459680Any “literary” novel is better than pinching
>only 200+ short storiesStill less than the actual king: https://isfdb.org/cgi-bin/ea.cgi?199
>>25458938Replace "Satanic" with "Problematic" and they're both basically talking about the same thing.
>>25458760I can almost write that many words in a year.
>>25458935He became the drug. Careful, don't take to much.
>>25459252Why wouldn't the ghost make the millions by publishing his work on his own?
