“Oathbringer, My Glory, and My Shame”“Written by the hand of Dalinar Kholin” God…. It’s so peak…. It’s so fucking peak….
>It's so fucking peakIf Oathbringer by Brandon Sanderson were the peak of literature I would fucking kill myself
>>25459876never heard of it
>The main character literally meets Gigachad
>>25460385if they were WHAT
>>25460385When I become God Emperor the first thing I'm doing is executing this fucking faggot
>>25460385Wouldn’t it be feminine features that would cause such questioning? I don’t think Sandy thought his queer quirky quip out.
what does this mean? he's got enough ass sass? Wit is supposed to be the "le witty" character xD
>no human male x spren female relationship6000 pages of pure shit
>>25460385>it made other men question if they where.Question if they where what?
>>25460385So cringe. Never understood the meme of men pretending that they might become homosexuals if they saw an attractive enough man. It's disgusting and I thought Sanderson was against that, and that it was his only virtue. But he has sold out to the mainstream YA audience with this one.
>>25460486Does Sando actually think he's funny? He must I guess, or he wouldn't put so many "funny" scenes and lines in his books. But somebody must urgently tell him that he's not funny. It's important for his artistic development that he knows this about himself.
>>25461406>his artistic developmentfrom hearing him talk, I'm certain the dude's approach to writing consists of autistic box checking. This is what gives his books the mechanical feel and also what allows him to pump them out so fast
>>25461422Very sad to imagine writing that way, but I suppose if it makes him happy.
>>25461365>>25460389It's either "straight" or "men." So, either they're all gay for this dude and his perfect jaw, or they're feeling brutally mogged. Which are two very different things and Sanderson really should have made it more clear which one it was that he meant.
>>25459876>Oathbringerwhat the fuck is an oathbringer? How do you bring an oath? is that a stupid way of saying that you enforce them? isn't the whole point of oaths that they enforce themselves? or if not then they're broken oaths so not real oaths anymore, are they? what a stupid word
Do you think they deliberately make these covers resemble action figure packaging
>>25459876zased....so hecking bazed.....
>>25460385>Millions (no, seriously, literally millions) of Disney adults, gamer neckbeards and failures-to-lunch think this is great writing
>>25462298It's worse than that. Right now there are thousands of aspiring writers taking notes fron this abysmal nigger's classes. People are going around thinking this shit >>25460486 should be emulated
