Jellies edition.Old: >>25457465
>>25460315We are utterly fucked, but I have learned to enjoy it
>>25460315Nice
>>25460319It's a nice photo eh. Got that at the Vancouver Aquarium a few years back.
>>25460321Seems you've had a life, well done
>>25460329maybe i’m just too english but this reads like he was making fun of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT826FpLZ6g
>>25460333https://youtu.be/yCtkJxyYsrc
>>25460336In deed
>>25460346keep listening.
>>25460315Those aren't cats but I assume you can non consensually copulate with them.
I pack a chainsaw (Chainsaw)I'll skin your ass raw (Ass raw)And if my day keeps goin' this wayI just might break somethin' tonight
All of this is really autisticI hate autistic people
just cummed
>>25460391me too
I think a slow, gang rape will make me feel better.
I went on one of the omegle-like sites, met someone through text chat and we spent a bunch of time talking. Turns out we live in the same city. She sent me pics, I kept flirting with her, conversation became more sexual, she mentioned her and a friend have threesomes with strangers from time to time, brought up doing that among ourselves but admitted she didnt want to give me her insta yet. Never asked for any of my info, and based on that and how she acted I'm 70% sure she's what she seems. After we talked a ton I asked for her insta again and she said yeah and gave me a secondary one her and her friend use for their slut activities, which I added with a throaway one I made. I used a fake name since I'm not a colossal idiot and I'm thinking of keeping it while talking with them. Both look like middle class white college girls btw.Anyway, your takes? I've dated around and pulled women before so it's not like I'm naive, although I know the promise of a menage is an excellent bait. Still, it was more like a "lets keep talking and see what happens" rather than a promise.>tl;dr: anon is putting himself at risk for sex
>>25460407I feel like you’re getting scammed somehow
I did an edible about an hour ago ~60mg THC and I don't feel much of anything.
HOLY SHIThttps://youtu.be/l4WWKnGBWIc
need more clout
As millennials, everyone we love is getting old.
i want to hoe out
>>25460416I considered it but I just dont see what they hope to achieve. I also spoke with her for hours and she does think and talk just like a twenty something woman, leading me to believe that at least that part is real. The only weird thing is how blasé she was about meeting some strange man for sex with her friend, but they've done it before multiple times so I suppose caution can eventually give way to stupidity. It's not like even the proposal itself feels weird to me, I've heard so many stories, straight from the horse's mouth, about average women doing the most wild sex stuff that at this point two bi girls liking to share men between themselves sounds kind of mild. She even told me she usually only goes on that site to chat or flash coomers with her friend and this is the first time she considered meeting someone from there. Seeing as I had to ask three times to get her insta, I'm inclined to believe. These kinds of scammers usually try to take you out from the apps where they meet you, not keep you there while asking you zilch. Also, their secondary insta is old and there's dozens of followers, real ones, so it being their shared hoeing around profile also sounds plausible.All that being said, feel free to say I'm wrong. I don't trust my judgement when it's being clouded with ooga booga coom feelings.
>>25460561>guys i might just fuck a complete whoreOk i guess
Do you fags realize just how many audiobooks there are, for free, on YouTube? Do you know just how much more you could be reading by taking the audiobook pill?
I'm at the height of my edible high, I think.
the bars of our perceived prison are merely patterns of interference in a field of infinite potential
>>25460575In gnostic thought, that's called The Black Iron Prison.
>>25460567Two complete whores, anon. At once. Get up to speed. Also, I'm almost thirthy, man, where am I supposed to find non-hoes? As the african americans say: I'm into that hoe shit. I'm really not and have in fact been a romantic ever since my childhood. Whenever I witness romance in literature I feel a kind of very beautiful, all encompassing bittersweetness, but my romanticism craves something that doesn't exist and its function is generating suffering while getting fed on be femoidic vampires. Better to keep it in a box, I say.Female depravity also used to hurt and genuinely upset me, in a very naive way, until my early twenties, upon which I realized that the only person suffering due to it was myself and I might as well thoughen my heart while getting my dick sucked.
If I actually described the extent to which I feel the Providence of God working in my life, and how it has worked in my life for my entire existence, I'd sound like a schizo to the average person.Yet it's clearly evident to me. There are no coincidences, and things have clearly unfolded in a design that, looking back, I can see.I enjoy maintaining a dialectic with God. Talking back and forth with Him. I've heard God's Voice once, at the edge of a dream, but He's in almost constant contact with me. It's just that mostly God answers prayers through circumstances and events. Things that only make sense in light of what I've prayed for, and the things I've spoken in prayer.One thing I've noticed that constant prayer will do is that it teaches you to ask the right questions, to pray for the right things. God will send events into your life that winnow your inquiries, that make you aware of pathways of unfolding that He'd prefer. And so you learn to pray for the right things. And sometimes you get them.Actually, you usually always get the right thing if you pray for it. It's just that sometimes God makes you wait.
>>25460558Hello my lady... may I interest you in a Frankfurter?>>25460318I haven't gone that far, I'll welcome death when it's my time, but there certainly is a lot of fun stuff to do and there are many funny things to laugh at before the world ends.
RIP OBAMA
I'm Jew'ing out rightnow.
I just did a big jew in my pants.
My stomach hurtsI'm listening to Numb by Linkin Park
J.E.W. = JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESShttps://youtu.be/4dRC-VW2waU
>>25460586this is such an ugly read. even for a millennial. mawkishness flooding every corner. the ‘i like a quick fuck’ patter would upset my stomach 100x less. even the language is painful (unless you’re esl?): trying to pick your way through the unidiomatic on the one hand and the affected in the other. yuck.
>>25460636You made me check. You got my hopes up, fucker.
rip ann widdecombe
>>25460679Not falling for it.
>>25460660This has more to do with writing it while being awake for forty hours. Which is probably also the key behind the whole "I should have a threesome wih internet strangers" thing.>MawkishnessFunny, I got the urge to ape some half remembred british writer from my childhood while writing it. Or maybe it was Sallinger. I don't know. Glad to see it came through.
>dating zoomette>show her some of my writing>"damn, how do you do write so well without AI?">mfw
>>25460706it’s possible you might’ve missed the main gist of my complaint. probably i should’ve said ‘reddit’ and been done with it.
I don't want to come across as a "Where are all the good guys?" retarded woman, but I honestly have no idea where all the normal girls are. I spend a good deal of my time outside trying to socialize, but all I ever end up doing is making male friends (inb4 anyone calls me a fag). Girls are either vapid or completely closed off to the idea of being friends with me. I am talking about just making friends, nothing romantic. I had a gf without much issue, but God forbid a guy try to make a female friend.
>>25460752>where all the normal girls arewith the normal guys
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>>25460752>Girls are either vapid or completely closed off to the idea of being friends with me.Nah they are all vapidAnd they are with the vapid men.Vapidness is the key to a functioning relationship
>>25460752>>25460797The fact of the matter is it seems so many guys on the internet seem to be looking for a woman who satisfies all of their needs, which is has very rarely ever been the case throughout history, this is why people still keep their own friends of the same sex even when in a relationship, because men and women provide different things.
>office job>be inside all summer, when the sun is beaming and all the foliage is green>be inside all winter, when the only daylight is during work hoursThe job really isn't bad but sheesh I wish I could be outside more.
>>25460806>so many guys on the internet seem to be looking for a woman who satisfies all of their needs,no, im pretty sure that majority of guys in the internet want a women solely for poon.
>>25460820Those are the ones who have no need to complain about 'good women' or 'vapid relationships.'
>>25460315I baseded out. I was reading a guy spoonfeed me some other guys philosophy and scrolled too far down, read him making some confident assertion and decided I'd rather just read Giordano Bruno instea dof putting up with him.
>>25460885I wonder if there even is a good way of starting with him.
>>25460315I uh, watched the uh, Paprika anime video thing. Confusing film. I liked Perfect Blue better.
i'm padding my goodreads account with children's fiction and plays i don't care anymore i'm not losing face
A wise gendarme pays mise en garde in encounters with mise en scène
>>25460427Stand up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IotbPZ7DCqs&list=RDIotbPZ7DCqs&start_radio=1Classic French Story - Rougish dandy cuckolds oblivious clown. Classic and absolutely characteristic, you don't even need to be told it's French. I can imagine the first French filmmakers, 'hon hon, we have inventeed film! now whatever will we make and it had better be good!' 'I've got just the idea *twirls moustache*'. Halfway through I thought it'd evolve into the also classic 'two suitors have gay sex and ignore the woman' lark but I'm sure they didn't want to go too far in one direction
>>25460806I'm looking for a woman who eats hot dogs
>>25460989https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KjCBNWKYV_A
I had a dream about you.
*steps through an invisible hole in the air*
4k, newest, high quality, masterpiece, traditional media, oil painting, surrealism, impressionism, girl, nude, closeup, space, dark, neon, open mouth, drool, vacant eyes, blue, red, purple, green, white, hot, full body, pose
>>25461018LITERALLY me
ugh i think i bruised my testicle from scratching my balls too hard again
the worst part of these threads is that I dont know if im conversing with a bald person!
Insurance guy was super based he pointed at previous floor damage and then was like 'oh yeah i can get you covered for the whole floor from here to here' I got say extremely based behavior I'm going to get a lot of work paid for with only a $1000 deposit.
I think the WNBA should allow transwomen, which are the same as any other kind of woman, play in their league. Otherwise they’re misogynists.
>>25461088unironically their viewership would triple.
I think it’d be cool to televise butch lesbians and transwomen fighting, and specifically have it all be about their sexual outrage towards eachother
>>25461077I'm bald>>25461111I would not watch that but the concept is hilarious
>>25461112>I'm bald
>>25461149NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tfw no lit gf to turn into a tradwife with the "hotdog hostess" subclass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE&list=RDVkfpi2H8tOE&start_radio=1Onomatopoeia heartbeat monitor - pov death acceptance from soldier in dying dream - evolution on still-developing theme of William Golding's 'Pincher Martin', discussing 'the technique of dying towards heaven' - upon death, acceptance of heaven hinges on the ego's willingness to let go - the ego, 'I', cannot be taken into heaven - at the loss of senses upon death, this transaction occurs in the dying dream - you must be subconsciously and existentially prepared to let everything you are, go away, the way you would need to be in a dream - That dream, upon death, is your ghost - the signals in that dream, are death showing you to let them go, a last goodbye - Mother's phone call, Supervisor's answer, our realization, I think we go home now --- Collaboration (Laurie Anderson // William S Burroughs 'The Nova Trilogy') era 1970-1980s, John Giorno - 'You're the Guy I Want to Share My Money With' Red Night Tour, 'Sharkey's Night' - French Impressionism in the telecommunications, film, and space age Any questions?
I'm not even sightly kidding when I say I might have done 30 minutes of work each day this week. Max.While relaxing it does make you feel like you're wasting your time being at work 7-4
It’s not fan fiction if all of the characters are OCs.
Four years into this relationship. Longest I've ever had. Never felt so simultaneously connected and disconnected with someone in my entire life. She's terrible at communication and I try my God damedest to be good at it, and it seems to work for everyone else. But not her. And I can't figure out why.Almost broke it off at the start of the year after months of backslide. Then we talked and sussed it out, stated our love. It got better. I had a surgery. All was well. After a brief, shaky moment, it got even better. Took a full week's vacation and lived together that week, all was grand. Performed together, saw her nigh on every day for a month and a half. All was grand. She seemed like she never wanted to let go.Then it's two weeks later. I'm backsliding into depression because of, well, everything. She's one of the kindest, most thoughtful people I've ever known. She says she loves me, but then she disappears, cloisters herself, says nothing for days. It's like an object permanence issue; everything is everything I've ever wanted when she's right in front of me, but if I leave her sight for more than an hour, I suddenly don't exist. She says she loves me but it makes me feel insane.I have my faults. I have my insecurities. I am not perfect, but I try so damn hard. I just don't understand how someone can go "I want to see you as soon as I can and you're unoccupied" to "I don't know when I can and don't really care to" within 48hrs. Best I can guess is I went to a concert of a type she never would have wanted to with friends I think she dislikes (Though she doesn't seem to like anyone), but once again, doesn't make much sense.She says she loves me but it makes me feel mad. Everything in my life feels like pissing into the wind anymore. Just like this.I can't believe I'm basically writing a slightly elevated r9k post, but here we are. Got no other outlet for it. Sorry, guys.
I didn't know you weren't supposed to clean your ears with cotton swabs.What's another effective way to prevent wax buildup?
Got a buzzcut. My head feels free. My thoughts fresh.
>>25460710You had the chance to be romantic and say you're writing from your heart.
Been doing this since the start of the year.I did it for norwood reasons but god damn it feels good.No more doing my hair. No worry with lots of wind or a bad hair day.
>>25461292meant to reply to >>25461283
>>25460321Don't brush up against them though. How do Jellyfish even detect predators if they have no brain?
>>25460384We hate you too, normtard
>>25460577Qrd?
>>25460571I've seen many but how do you bookmark these things?
Every day I wake up and think Mmm fastfood.
>>25461447Ok big back.
I gravitate towards weak male characters because I am in turn a weakling.
>>25461461What's your relationship with your father?
>>25461466He’s hispanic
>>25461469the implications of this is unsettling
I'm gonna marry a prostitute
>>25461578your kids haven't even been born yet and you already hate them this much?
I'm at that point in my life where I would rather forego food and starve, so I can have more money to gamble with
Even if I kill myself, I'll just come back to experience hell again. Death is not an escape. I must find another way out.
what did you guys think of Obsession?
>>25461699Guerilla marketing is getting pathetic >>25461578I'm gonna marry a /lit/ femcel and cook her hotdogs every day
>>25461292>>25461283Kek me too
>>25461708>Guerilla marketing is getting pathetic this film made like 480 million, it doesn't need any marketing
>>254617195 cents have been deposited into your account
>>25461698https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Answer
Adulthood is choking on your own bile, committing it up into the mouths of others to teach them by example.
>>25461708>femcelno such thing exists
>>25461732I'm just using it as a label >>25461725Haha yeah I remember the first time I had to go to sleep before 11 pm too.
>>25461698You need a high energy event to break the reincarnation loop and escape the loosh harvest
>>25461734The best people clock in at 12
>>25461732Correct. Women do not struggle to obtain sexual intercourse. Not wanting to fuck is their choice. Men do not choose to be virgins, conversely.
>>25460315Like many anons here, I have a dream of writing a fantasy novel.But despite trying to do it for multiple years, I feel like I'm not improving.Like I have rewritten the same chapter 100 times, and every time I post it somewhere, I get the same complaints.So, I have begun shifting my focus to just writing fantasy history lore. Unlike novel writing, which is exhausting and unfun, it actually brings me joy.I have also begun to wonder that even if I wrote the next War and Peace, nobody would read it, so what even is the point of writing a novel?
Sorry, I’m not employed and I like toddler shit.
>>25461747It’s okay, you can always suck penis in a back alley or apply to be a janitor.
I have too many interests
>>25461819Would you describe them as infinite?
>>25460315I don't like it when time passes, but on the bright side, I'm going to buy myself some Pizza Hut as a treat for dinner. I just have to wait a few hours until it's dinnertime. Then I'll buy some Pizza Hut. But I should probably cook fried rice at home for myself. I might wind up doing that, making the responsible choice.
Filled with spunk, no grit to follow up.Envious and angry.Refuses to compromise, but will ultimately get nothingDreams at the goal line, but can’t get out the front door.
I wanted to go see the eclipse but it happened so late that the sun was already almost down. Guess I'll just have to make it to 2090.
I fuckin' hate living in this windy city with my medium-length hair. I walk around or wait for the bus and look like an idiot with my hair flailing around, and I have to look in the mirror in my phone every other second and constantly try and fix it. It's so annoying.
Sorry but dreams don’t come true
I'm down to 59kg (130 lightyears ber second) at 181cm (5'9). Fuck. I have no idea how fat people do it, seriously.
>>25461894My stepdad and I are in a weightloss competition. The primarily setback I've noticed for him is all the calories from beer. So I imagine for a lot of fat people, they're drinking too much beer or soda. That shit will add up fast. Like a whole meal in a can.That or shit metabolism.
>>25461902So what you're saying is that I should start drinking
>>25461904Oh you're trying to gain weight? Yeah, beer or soda will do it. Personally I'd go the ice cream route. Maybe some chips too. Stuff that doesn't contribute to fullness and is easy to eat. You do that while slowly increasing your portion size, maybe throw in an extra meal here and there, whether an extra bowl of pasta or a bit of yogurt or you make more salad than you'd normally, and you'll be gaining weight in no time.
>>25461906Yeah I'll probably be buying couple buckets of ice cream and some chip bags tomorrow. I've reached the point where my body has started genuinely disgusting me, this needs to end.
>>25461890And how would *you* know?
>>25461982I'm the dreameister
>>25461894Just eat ice cream three times a day
I'm nothing and have no talent. I want to die
>>25461988That's a little dramatic. You should have some ice cream too.
Somewhere in the world, locked away in an insane asylum, is the actual reincarnation of Christ, and Satan is laughing about it.
>>25461997I'd like to but my car's busted so I can't get any. Partly why this week is so shitty
>>25462021Let them eat doordash
One time on my way to the clinic, I had just gotten off the lightrail and was waiting for the bus to come, I recognized this cute girl next to me was someone new to the clinic. The bus came, and it was one of the smaller ones, which don't let you get away with getting on without fare, so I boarded while she and a couple others didn't. When I got to the clinic and started walking up, I noticed there was again, like a block behind me! What the fuck?So afterwards, I approached her, as we were both waiting for the bus back, and I asked how she got there at the same time as me. She replied in a tired, cute way, "haha I don't even know." What the fuck...It's still a mystery to me to this day.
>>25462028>I noticed there was again, like a block behind me! What the fuck?I noticed there she* was again
>>25462028>>25462032Like something out of a Murakami novel.
>>25461984You aren’t even the person I was asking.
>>25462064I am every poster on this board. Especially the girl reading this.
I feel their hatred toward me like hot breath on the back of your neck. I know they're talking about me, ever talking. There is no breeze to cool me off, and thoughts of burning it all down enter my mind, but that's exactly what they'd want.
Fell asleep during the movie Monday we were watching eating dinner I made, so now my wife (ovulating) says I am unfit to be a father and we never have sex and that she dreams about driving her car of the road (we having fucked Saturday). I am now charged with ten years of fatal errors and each platform of my defense has been systematically forbidden - if I am explaining my perspective I am not respecting her feelings, changed behavior is recency bias, I have been asked 'why aren't you saying anything' after receiving no response after finishing my statements. She asked if we'll ever have children, I remind her 'babe you could be pregnant right now', then she moves on to claiming I have forbidden her from seeing a psychiatrist because I hesitated when she brought up paying $100/mo for 20 minutes each period of talk with a BetterHelp agent. Fact is, if we hadn't fucked Saturday, she wouldn't have felt betrayed Monday. I've been trying to fuck her and make things right, but turns out I'm the author of her isolation. Honestly, I give it one fifth of a moon phase before we're back to normal before the next month's blowout.
>>25462100wooden rulers at the neck
>>25462128That fits a lot better. Thanks anon.
Just going through the motions. I'm on academic probation so I'm forced to take a 4 month break. Anyway. Preceed to write a horror novel Caged which I posted on /lit/. Maybe play some video games now that I have a stable internet connection.
>>25460732I got it, I just don't mind. I didn't exepct great syntax to come out of my hoe-enticed, sleep deprived brain.They ghosted me btw, so that's that.
>>25462191Why are you on academic probation?
The Man Who Died in his Bed
>>25462124Update - 52 minutes later she comes to me saying she’s hungry and apologizes for everything, saying she didn’t take her medicine and going back to work as a teacher has her fucked up. All sorts of hugging. Just goes to show, am I right?
>>25462164I keep 'wooden rulers at the neck' in mind constantly, it's a residual feeling I deal with every day. Not only are these women hitting you in the back of the neck with wooden rulers, but their rulership really is wooden, don't you agree? They approach from behind and their intent is for you to feel the heat closing in
>>25460315stasis is always punished
>>25462251I simply dropped a class to not fail. I didn't care either way. I was extremely burnt out.
Lol
>>25462309Lmao why are you using your name?
>>25461886Why don't you have scrunchies for the Chicago winds?
>>25461744I don't have to stick with one genre, it can be a blend of different elements. You just have to write what works for you!
Y’all out here talking about Beyblades, now me, I’m tryna lay babes, you know what I’m sayin?
>>25462318>google "Francis Cyril">first link is an instragram profile of an Indian man>second link is facebook profile of a guy from Lagos in Nigeria
>>25462279An apt description. Experience truly is one of the best catalysts for writing. You certainly know me well, although, I do wish the women who beat me did so physically. They approach from behind like clandestine operatives and strangle the voice from me.It's hard to be an awkward sperg in a hypersocial world.
I started to watch twin peaks the return after years from my last rewatch of the original series. Thinking about that video of Laura and Donna goofing around, the grief and horror of what happened to her finally hit me. I think that the reason it took me so long is because Laura Palmer doesn't feel tragic. She IS tragic, but all the goofyness and surrealism of Twin Peaks weakens the viscerality of it. Fire Walk With Me tried to portray the horror of her last days but it just falls flat.Anyway, I know that lynch fans will disagree but that's just my personal experience.
>>25462332Lol, That is my pen name. I'm a blue-eyed blonde British boy.
>>25462353Sure you are anon lol.
>>25462361I can show you pictures of my teeth...
I’m ESL, silence is my first language. It is the only language in which I naturally speak, all else is translation.
Greetings my friend and welcome to the Indian Car Dealership my name is Honda Dodgjeepram how may I serve you?
>>25462334They interrogate. 'What are you doing?' anything they did not plan is in error. How do you make a man feel stupid? Show him time after time a moment where he felt stupid. Make him feel stupid time after time. It is in the halls of education this is most perpetrated. Take an honest child (and all children are born honest), and slap him on the wrist every time he learns something for himself. Catch this kid reading something strange, writing something expressive, drawing anything, well that's just an evil little insolent distraction isn't it and as a matter of fact you little shit you're distracting the entire class. Later attack the kid for being unwilling to think for himself in front of you, breed a double life that way. And who's to say that's not what we're here to do? Tough world out there. After all, is adaptation to malice really maladaption?
>be outside, walking>wind blows>anxiously check phone and desperately attempt to fix hair>put phone away>after a few steps, wind blows againproof of a vengeful God
If I am going to teach you anything, I will spit fire at you while doing so, as repayment for your ignorance and for wresting me from my silence. Montezuma's Revenge, we call it
Okay guys I'm going to start a Patreon and you can all donate as much or as little as you like but all the proceeds will go to pay one English grad 40 hours a week to actually care about our posts and respond to them in non-sarcastic respectful literary analysis. I'll put in $50 now to start, who's with me
>>25462440Surprisingly good idea. But I'd need extensive vetting to know the person I'm donating to has worthy intelligence, writing style, and analytical skills.
Describe your beliefs and views about the future, anon. Where do you think you will be in 5 years? Where do you think society in your country is headed?
>>25462454Whenever I see these types of images, I'm always impressed by the breadth of imagination. I wonder if a single person made it or a group in a discord.Or maybe I just don't read enough Nick Land-influenced twitter and blogs, and that's all the inspiration and foundation you need.
>>25462451We will have monthly shareholder meetings wherein we vote on the employee and choose whether or not to replace or blacklist him
>>25462424I always enjoy watching girls fix their hair. They spend so much time perfecting each lock, really concentrating, and when they're finally done they look no different than before.
dollar-weighted votes, I might add.
>>25462466>and when they're finally done they look no different than before.That's the only thought that keeps me from full-on crashing out.>Oh, maybe it only looks weird and off to me, it's probably normal and fine to everyone elseI keep repeating to myself.
>>25462466its the sexuality of the craned neck and the candid nature of their vacant gaze, their sight clearly focused on the adjustment of their hair through their fingers, yes? A pinball of pointer references to the deepest eros of woman
>>25462318That's my pen name, I'm a writer.
>>25462478You're making me feel prose-mogged right now, anon.
>>25462485It was at the house on Primrose Drive I first received the sexuality of woman, for though faulty human equipment I have always had the vacant courage to let all images in and out, and through faulty human equipment I surrender myself. Erica, of the brush. In motion, needing no alterations. Wind caught her dress in an image of the sky, it bled through. My vision blurred against her radiance, as though cataracts. Each stroke of her hair elucidating nascent glow. The nape, they call it, and it is by this muse men escort from behind. I would die for that neck, give it to me.
>>25462414Exactly! They're the damned NKVD, composed entirely of pustulent nags, scheming and plotting socially acceptable ways of humiliation toward all those who go against them. We're all there to learn and share, but their learnedness is harsh rebuttal and correction, how to take a man's balls, and not his cock. Their sharing? Secrets and lies.I'd breed double lives inside them. Give them twins and ditch, see how well they fare.How can they blame us for adapting to a world they created? Patriarchy my ass, they run the colleges. They turn places of supposed learning into a battlefield and lay mines in your mind.It is a tough world. I'm glad someone cares, even if you might be getting off on it. It's more than they do.
>>25462503Oh yes Soviet Intel for sure and the ink they circle you in is Red. When I was in middle school I wrote a creative writing piece for an assignment, that was a POV of a WW1 soldier experiencing massive artillery, gunfire and panic, and the short story instantly terminates when he is fatally shot in the head. You know, like death is? She gave it the red circle and said 'missing conclusion, -2'. I'm sorry you Catholic fucking hen, were angels supposed to come out? How many World Wars is it going to take to get that message through your entombed fucking skull? You know my brother died and I've been contemplating the moment of death for over a decade, right? Fuck. Anyways, just one of many mind-destroying impasses posed by so called female educators. Hey didn't the old English Professors at least gay fuck with their students? I should get to hatefuck you after all this, seems like you've performed too much selfish graft the system's just not in balance anymore. You are a fucking funny guy, by the way. Not just wised up to this horseshit but practically and I mean practically funny
I don’t care
>>25462493That's more prose poetry. The abstractness, the vagueness, the diffuseness, makes it a bit less impressive than your first post. IMO of course.
>>25462525Silencemogging for you, I think it is written
>>25462521No one is asking you to care.
>>25462519Sorry to hear about your brother. I'm sure he'd be happy to see how energetic and expressive you appear in your posts, despite it all.That's ridiculous, It's not like you need a massive description of how the soldier died or how he was carried back by his comrades etc, surprises and working things out for yourself are the best part imo, and the sudden end fits well. She just sounds like an idiot.It's a shame we probably live so far away. Maybe I'd let you have your way.Thank you, I do try. Your writing is fun to read as well. It makes me wish I had someone to share more of this stuff with.
>>25462537To keep it simple I'm always struggling with how much distance is necessary or needed in communicating with a person, I've found it too discordant to try and set up a chat room, kills the vibe, though it would be nice. I do get a lot of value out of staying active in these threads, you see some familiar verbiage and end up knowing you're talking to new old friends. I get a lot of confidence out of you enjoying my posts, they were inspired by how much I enjoyed yours. Just gotta monetiza
Euthanize me to Laurie Anderson
You have no idea how glowing with wet salt waterfall-vision cerulean delta desert sands sinus magic around translucent and total life redemption radiance I feel right now.
Directing prismatic emotion ray to target location - rainbow calibur set to white hot - focus - thought centers at maximum capacity - set to release --- open fire ---
>>25462596Kill yourself lol
I spit on you
Will you just die already so I can stop stalking you? Honestly if you would just disappear into the aether I would finally be able to put you in my pocket and take my place as most interesting being in the universe. I am tired of being in your orbit. When your life cycle is over I can truly begin.
>>25462621Lmao bro you are schizophrenic, please get help.
You’re an unbearable, worthless nigger and I wish I could kill you.
>>25462623I’m not breaking character on behalf of some rube
who's right when everyone is wrong? the Nips committed unspeakable horrors in China, Korea, and Indonesia. can that justify the full-scale genocide committed against them by the US military? was the firebombing of Dresden justified? what is a civilian? what is a fascist? i just don't know.
Rubinesques crossing Ruby Rubicons, I’ve spit blood that was healthier than you
>>25462625damn bro wtf did I do?
I busted a nut and I didn't aim in time and the first splooge shot off toward my books, fuuug, hope it didn't get on my Riverside Complete Shakespeare!
You better hope I literally never get access
SOS five times now SOS SOS five times now SOS SOS five times now SOS SOS five times now SOS SOS five times now SOS
>>25462640No need we have bypassed you completely
Every single day
>>25462640Access to what?
*deploying surveillance satellite* kccht ‘activate it’, hologram global imagery on celestial war prism - kccht ‘we’ve found him, sir’ kcccccccht ‘time bullet set to kill’
Fuck you all I'll just sit in my room. Squares on both sides, I am the ONLY complete man in the industry
*holds up spork*
>>25462678*red laser dot on spork, gunshot and shattering**reload*
>>25462649Access to my ass nigga
>>25462684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Do I need to activate the seismic detonators? Because I'm hearing 'you have to activate the seismic detonators'.
I’m trying to imagine how horrible your life must be.What level of squalor you’re home is in, how little sex you’ve had, how high in debt you are
oh surely you weren't talking to me
Do you have anything other than this?
you are going to sleep and dream of spurting a huge load of cum all over your sheets in the most intense orgasm of your life as I thrust my dick in and out of your tight little asshole. you will wake up erect and masturbate to completion recalling the dream. you are homosexual and you have always been homosexual and you will always be homosexual. your eternal desire is to have your bussy pounded raw. you crave my cock. it is as essential to you as food, water, and oxygen. you are my boyslut. i control everything, even your thoughts. you cannot escape me.
>>25462704ACTIVATE IT QUICK! THEY'RE COMING OH DEAR GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR US
it's gonna be so sad and ugly when my lil cuz comes of age for me to tell her she's not only not related to her mom but her mom actually picked a blonde blue-eyed sperm doner because she was ashamed of being greek with black hair and black eyes
>>25462715Sorry, but you’re the sissy.We’re done with that lol.You could literally shove a rod up my ass or put me in a dress and I’d still masculinity not you and bend you over until you’re pregnant.Stick to cuck stuff.
*girly squealing*
>>25462715lately I've been thinking about the feeling of a large viscous pinball squeezing through my vas deferens from my balls to my cock, pressing firmly against my prostate through the anal passage, and then returning that pleasure back again in reverse, repeat until release on cum. It's quite stimulating, really, about to hands-free ejaculate as a matter of fact
>>25462721you attempt to resist but your bravado is a sad effort to obscure your awe in the face of my masculine power. you spend hours each day contemplating the precise smell and taste of my asshole and big musky hairy balls. you long to kiss them and caress them with your tongue. you crave me constantly, with all of your being. you are homosexual and you have always been homosexual and you will always be homosexual. you were born to kneel and worship my cock.
*sticks my dick into the darkness and gets it sucked by a grue*
>>25462733I bet you have a cute bulge.
You will never be a bullToo feminine in behavior
*hits you with the de-sheeplifying ray*WAKE UP, PEOPLE!*byewww ryeeeew byeeew*YOU ARE HERD!
Aww but what dreams are for.
>>25462743do we not live in dreams?
>>25462715fuck this sissy shit is so tiresome. I don't want anything to do with this. I want a cute guy who is a bit taller and more muscular than me but still cute to wrap me in his arms and slowly top me in a cuddly sweaty maximum skin contact kinda way and enfold me and snuggle into me afterwards and I want to forget where my outline ends and his begins for a moment and to fall asleep just like that
>>25462747Okay, but I’m still going to fuck you though.
>>25460315Mistimed eating a edible. Currently high at work for the first time. Don't think anyone has noticed. Oddly has not interfered with getting work done. Just made me thirstier than usual while doing it.Still, will try to make this the last time getting high before work. Can't make a habit of this.
You give yourself too much credit
>>25462751I did an edible a lil while ago too mate.
>>25462749What is your relationship with or desire for anal or genital contact with a man? I am currently in some studies regarding sexuality between males, what is your perspective on where safe and strong masculine contact might involve gay sex acts?
Seeking Polarisi'm only going to say this once but its a joke and if you get it just say so
Give me like one pic that isn’t index fingers pastier and smaller than mine.
Wish I had a gf so bad!
I wish I was living as a hunter-gatherer in Aurignacian-era Western Europe ~40k years ago.
Anyway, dedication.That’s about the only admirable thong about you.You’re kind of stupid, very bad takes. I don’t really fall for your bait.I instead just know you’re there and then self-flagellate over things I already hate about myself.You’re not very good at manipulation, I just always must self flagellate
I built the black glacier pyramids, you know
>>25462756Mine was a herbally enhanced extra large triple chocolate muffin. Good stuff.
>>25462757pretty much just what I typed. I think I have a strange relationship with sexuality where the kind of arousal in which I want to stick my dick in someone else feels different than the kind of arousal where I want to get boned. the former feels more energetic and focused, and arises when I feel dominant or bigger or protective towards the other person, and I usually only get it with women with some exceptions. the latter sometimes doesn't really feel like arousal at all and is like the total extension of the need/urge to be wrapped up/enfolded/gathered in/held close/to rest in another, like "I want this person as close to me as possible" or "I want to open myself fully" if that makes sense, and I really only get it when fantasizing or around the handful of guys I developed crushes on over the years.fuck this was embarrassing to type out I'm never doing this again
>>25462768haha did this guy say he 'self flatulates'?!? Hey everyone this guy self flatulates!!!
>>25462768 my massive cock is the most admirable thing about me.
>>25462776>aiJeet
>>25462770speaking of muffins the cafe at work raised the price of a muffin by one dollar basically increasing the price 30%. what the fuck. don't try to tell me these muffins depend on the strait of hormuz being open. i'm not paying an extra five dollars a week to eat these stale only fresh on monday ass muffins. fuck that. the fed needs to crank interest rates to the fucking moon.
Yeah I don’t believe it doesn’t bother you.You peg me as a closeted sissy.
have u ever seen the game of chess by sofonisba anguissola? remarkable painting fr
>>25462773You are not only safe here but you are fucking killing it on the battlefield of human reality, not everyone is prepared to face the truth and I do consider you a growing veteranThere are all sorts of sexual avenues, physical and mental. For me, even though me and my female (biological) partner loosely identify as both queer, find sufficient completion in our directive towards partnership. Which is to say - Find a fucking partner who is sufficient to complete you, and the willingness to fuck pr be held by anything that moves will either subside or be a shared hobbyI know I'm some type of retard but again you are safe here, we can't get to the bottom of anything unless we face these boundaries and go beyond them
i'm hungry as a fuck if you ever seen someone hungry i'm hungry
>>25462792I want nothing to do with this weird gender identity shit and whatever. There are men women and that's it. I also think the idea of casual sex or fuck buddies or "fucking partners" is gross.
>>25462785>pegyour ceaseless lust to take it up the ass cannot help but leak through. worry not, my cock is the real thing. what you need is a man.
>>25462791Look theres a beautiful painterly photorealism about it but the tree trunk tangent to the second left young female's square neckline creating an almost cubist total division within the work. The rest of it is hyperrealistic gazing in all directions and frankly something only a royal or bootlicker would love. Away with you.
Frisky tonight are we fufufu
>>25462812>bratty anarchist sub constantly thinking about licking bootscan u ever shut up
>>25462804Okay so you want a man to lay your head in but you're not gay and would never be associated with the accusation, is that correct?
>>25462810*snips*Done UwU*crushes you under my 220lb body*
>>25462814what do you like about the image? it doesn't even accord to classicism, my comment about cubism was an accusation of anarchic ersatz bullshit. Just tell me what you love about it
Fucking TASTY
>>25462819why does it trigger u so much tho?
>>25462780Quick mix to make your own only went up by 20 cents in the last 5 years. You can make them in the microwave in like 4 minutes. Tis the age to cut off overcharging corpos
>>25462791I haven't seen this before but now that you've showed me I've seen it. Thank you for showing this to me.
>>25462815where are you getting that idea? I don't particularly care what someone might label me based on what I am or am not attracted to and I think the idea of coming up with a billion labels for yourself based on your sexuality is retarded. there are men and there are women, and sometimes they are attracted to the opposite and sometimes to the same or to both, that's all. it's not complicated.
Go back into irony poisoning you’re shit here
>>25462823Because I am an artist and the painting is full of bullshit tangents!!
>>25462828*your go back to warming my cock
