>find an author signed first edition book at a yard sale>open book>see this forewordHow do you respond?
>>25467387Based
>open book>see this forewordHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>25467387What book?
>>25467387>>25467397Why are they so smug?
>>25467397Nothing scares the Irishman more than the brutal readiness of the Mammy and her wooden spoon.The knight fears the pike. The Irish? The spoon.
>>25467387I guess tae+taep=-ts-tmt
>>25467403Ending an Ending, by Danny Birt. The first book in a series of books with the names:>1 Ending an Ending>2 Beginning>3 Beginning an Ending>4 Ending>5 Beginning a BeginningI've had this book in storage for 20 years as I've moved it from house to house my entire adult life. It is actually first edition and author signed, though. But I don't think I could even give this away, let alone sell it in a yard sale.This fucking scene with this fucking baby has lived rent free in my head the entire time.
>>25467397Immediately throw the Reddit book in the trash
>>25467397>Mummy duckI don't get it. It doesn't look like a mummy to me?
>start reading book>things happen to the charactersTired of this cliched writing
>>25467397>>25467452I read it as mummy dick. As is "Zzzzzz" looks like a penis wrapped in bandages, which it kinda does...
>>25467397I'm really sick of Europeans whose only defining trait is they aren't American
>>25467387Reducing it down to a formula alone is how Jeff Bezos got into making Rings of Power thinking he was gonna make a shitton of money.So i'm guessing this book ain't all that good.
>>25467390True.
>>25467387Neckbeard tipping fedora energy
>>25467397Using standard spelling is based and it annoys me when books, especially those written before muttland was founded, uses Americanisations... That being said, the way he went about it is reddit as fuck.
>>25467387author sounds like a retard, I would legitimately put the book down immediately
>>25467478this comes from having no friends in one's own life or country and only interacting with americans online
>>25467472One can assume he started out with the two words "mummy dick", turned that into "mummy duck" and wrote the preface from there.
>>25467426read a paragraph at randmo>spell>spell>spell>the spell>spellCompelling writer. Warrants such an author's note.
>>25467397Ai cee he has red his Timothy Dexter
>>25467387>Author's Note Utter cancer. Art should speak for itself. And writing out the hero's journey as a formula is predddit cringe.
>>25467478Can you really blame them? They're stuck in the credits of the past century as the fabric of their promises unfurl
>>25467472>As is "Zzzzzz" looks like a penis wrapped in bandagesOne sees what he desires
>>25467397Ha ha, you can sure tell this fella is a former stand-up comedian, eh lads?
>>25467397Based.
>>25468217Not only that, but:->a huge spell of sleepSpells are rated by their hugeness, apparently.
>>25467445This.
