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dis tru?
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>Women say one thing but mean another thing entirely that is completely different
Yes, it's true.
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>Women lie
This was known.
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probably some fake science paid for by the publishing industry along the lines of 9 out of 10 doctors say smoking is good for you etc.
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>>25471478
fuck this shit I don't want to read
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>>25471478
Yes, if you’re physically attractive. Also the book should be literary fiction, poetry, or acceptable non-fiction (science or history probably, but not “chud” history).
Genre fiction may be deemed too childish (typically hypocritical given how much of it women read) and so can be risky but this isn’t consistent
Philosophy is usually not going to be seen that well for some reason
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>>25471478
>reading = hot
>reading somewhere that women will see you = performative
Best of luck.
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>>25471478
Yes. 98.2 percent of us are having sex right now.
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>>25471478
No amount of reading will ever make an unattractive man attractive to any woman. It's another one of things where if she already likes you then it's just icing on the cake but if you've already given her a significant "ick" in your day-to-day interactions or she genuinely hates or is frightened by you, then you're already marked for life and nothing you ever say or do will ever change her mind about you.
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>>25471517
lmao
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If someone dictates their actions around how they will be perceived by women they’re a cuck and can’t call themselves a man.
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>>25471523
TRUKE
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>>25471518
why are the default positions "getting the ick" or liking you already?

do you incels realise one human can view another human neutrally and that an extra positive trait, the 'icing on the cake', can possibly tip the balance in a favorable direction?
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>>25471551
>You incel!
I've had vaginal intercourse. No, if you're already physically unattractive it won't accomplish anything in your favor.
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>>25471478
Yes
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No worthwhile woman on earth has ever thought "Well... He IS a 3/10 loser with no car, house or money or prospects BUT he DOES read poetry and philosophy sooo that makes him a 7/10... Maybe I WILL fuck him"
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>>25471478
>a survey from Date Psychology, shared by Daily Mail
What happened to the Vice that would sneak people out of North Korea and shit like that? This is just pathetic lmao.
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>>25471515
he doesnt read so how would he know
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>>25471566
>All worthwhile women are materialists first
grim What happened to the starving artist typeshit?
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>>25471566
Okay? What does that have to do with the study. Between a guy with car/house/money who doesn't read and guy with car/house money who does read, the latter wins out 9 times out of 10. It said or implied nothing about reading being good enough on its own to pull chicks. Do you not have a high school diploma yet son?
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If women love readers so much, then why are (YOU) still a virgin? Listen, you know it's bullshit, I know it's bullshit... This "I love men who read" shit is just what women say in internet comment sections to soothe and placate the losers that they whine about Chad to. You know this article is bullshit but you keep HOPING that may in some manner be secretly true someday and yet... You still got no sopping wet vagina bumping up and down on your dick sooo....
>Well, ackchually I'm 6'4 and VERY handsome and-
Shut up.
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>>25471478
FOIDSLOP THREAD
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>>25471597
They like men who read more than similar men who don’t. Reading books makes an attractive guy more attractive to them, it’s not going to make an ugly guy with bad clothes and no social awareness attractive all of a sudden
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I’m less concerned about making women attracted to me by reading, and more concerned about what she enjoys reading. I’d want a girlfriend who would be willing to read and discuss literature with me. If she only reads Harry Potter, romantasy slop and nothing else, then we’re not compatible.
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>>25471478
They want Chad to read. They don't care if (You) do.
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>>25471609
That's not even remotely true at all. You'd know that if you had any actually experience with the opposite sex whatsoever. A soccer-playing surfer will ALWAYS get more pussy than a book worm and the book worm has no discernible edge whatsoever. A woman doesn't give a SHIT if soccer playing surfer ever picks up a book in his life as long as he remains a soccer-playing surfer.

Stop putting faith in these articles. They don't reflect the real world at ALL.
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>>25471621
/thread. End it here.
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>>25471621
This is called all-or-nothing thinking and overgeneralization. It’s a cognitive distortion. Go outside.
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>>25471623
>actually it’s not true because they’ll pick chad over a nerd
No shit you fucking retard. Do you think they like the football player because they think football is really cool? They like him because he’s in better shape, more handsome, and can hold a conversation. If he read as well, they’d like him more. The reason that you think they’re not interested in your hobbies is because they’re not interested in ANY hobbies more than they are interested in how physically attractive a guy is. The articles don’t say “reading makes mid or ugly guys as hot as Chad” just that women find men who read more attractive than those who don’t.
This post>>25471621 is all you need to know.
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>>25471652
Nah. They don't give a shit if he reads or not. Reading doesn't factor in at all.
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Yes, I'm sure the criminal drug dealers womem collectively cream themselves over are much more likely to be into Tolstoy than Call of Duty.
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You're never going to breed. Now stop making these threads.
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Foids consider games more repulsive than gambling addictions and taxidermy because they take more attention away from them.
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>>25471566
Replace “read poetry and philosophy” with “sells crack cocaine and fetanyl” and you will get a true statement. Women fuck their drug dealers all the time.
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>>25471664
trvke
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>>25471663
My favorite incel archetype is the incel who thinks ragging on other incels makes him not one. It's like those homosexual Evangelist preachers but infinitely more pathetic.
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I already read
Do I have to do it performatively in public
That sounds awful
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>>25471664
kek
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>>25471665
For the drugs. It's a business transaction. If that's how you want see an escort.
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>>25471668
I've had sex. Keep coping.
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>>25471669
you could just do it normally in public, but the fact that you think you can't must mean you read some really awful catpiss
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>>25471663
hope she sees this bro
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>>25471665
>women who buy crack and fent
Do you live in a black neighbourhood?
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And anyways, WOMEN DON'T READ. AO3 is not literature. The latest tiktok Romantasy porn slop is not literature.
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>>25471559
Same research draws the same conclusions about conservatives, yet somehow liberals are bigger readers...
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>>25471675
>you could just do it normally in public
You mean on his phone like a normal person?
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>He still thinks reading will get him laid
Oldest meme on this board and you KEEP falling for it! You ought to know better by now.
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>>25471672
Some women are so delusional that they genuinely believe drug dealers are high status chads
>>25471677
My dealer is half-black and she went to rehab for fetanyl, so yeah, I guess.
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>>25471687
that comment got (You)'d into oblivion, you're not smart and you're not fitting in
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>>25471686
>liberals are bigger readers...
The "reading" in question:
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>>25471654
It actually does. Women become way more interested in me when they see that I read classics, high-brow literature, and that I can read French and medieval French texts
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>>25471681
snobby pretentious gatekeeper
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>>25471694
No they didn't. You might think they did, but they didn't.
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>>25471654
cope + skill issue + bald
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>>25471694
>Lying on the internet
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>>25471691
>you're not smart and you're not fitting in
Is that what you're thinking when you bring out your never-opened copy of Anna Karenina on the bus and look around furitively to see if any women noticed?
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>>25471700
You're genuinely upset, lmao. Reading isn't going to get you pussy Timmy. Get an outdoor hobby.
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>>25471707
Reading outdoors is an outdoor hobby
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>>25471697
>snobby
>pretentious
The insecure midwit's favorite words.
>gatekeeper
Yeah, obviously. You retards ruin everything you touch.
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>>25471716
*gamers' favorite words
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>>25471705
>reddit sassiness makes me look like i fit in
i'll stab you in the liver and saw off your toenails
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>>25471713
No, it's not.
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>>25471699
>>25471702
you know his life better than him?
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>>25471728
You don't read so how would you know
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>>25471739
If you ever believe anything these idiots ever say you're a fucking fool.
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One thing these topics fail to consider is that they are discussing generation brown whi is illiterate. They try to play the generational divide game as if zoomers are just dumb because they grew up with mobile devices. Then you look up who exactly is dragging down the literacy rates and realize the answer to the survey is just women trying to filter with a preference for white men.
Go ahead and crack a book nigga. See if it really helps you get Stacy to go out with you.
>>25471485
This. Asking women what they want is stupid and they always respond with what they think makes them look good.
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>>25471688
I looked at the full study, and apparently it only really works when the men are, and I quote, "reading the Greeks."
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some chick implied i was gay because i'm buying a condo so i can live alone with my books and i'm not tryna have some chick live there
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>>25471904
foid malding that you care more about reading than her sagging boobs kek
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>>25471904
You do sound gay thoughbeit.
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>>25471917
i think the thing that triggered her was when i mentioned it has a pool lol honestly i'm prob not gonna pay the extra fee to use it but hey i do have the option
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>>25471943
idk it's mostly just schizoid personality disorder
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How many books do I have to read to over come having a small penis. Is it a first derivative thing?
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>>25471691
Oh my god, it's you again. The guy who spams the
>I'm smart and I belong here
all the time. You're so transparently insecure about your own intelligence, it's gone from funny to sad then looped back around to being funny again
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>i'm smart and i belong here
guess what
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>>25471993
chicken butt!
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>>25471960
Visiting museums made me get over having a small cock
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>>25471478
Reading picrel is a pussy deterrent and probably an incel indicator as well.
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>>25472317
>Twilight of the Gods
>He is talking about the irrelevance of the US Fast Battleships.

Submarines decided the US war on Japan, and the Soviet Union decided the end of the war by stopping the IJA.
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>>25471566
I've a friend who is a 31 year old uber eats driver and is 5'6" (not bad though and is handsome) and he has an unending line of good looking art hoes who want him because he reads poetry and can play the guitar. they are called art hoes for a reason. u cant just read but do a few other things amateurly and ur mostly there
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>>25471623
>get more pussy
I hope you realize how retarded this sounds. Luckily, I'm working on a self-help book precisely for guys like you:
>Reading Like a Chad: How to Optimize Your Pussy Throughput
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>>25472401
>the US Fast Battleships
You have to admit they look sick as fuck, though.
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>>25472430
>u
>ur
Shut up, mongoloid.
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>>25472634
u mad?
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>>25471478
>Vice
No. Definitely not true.
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>>25472634
cortisol spike finna make unc crash out fr
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>>25472430
how did he get a gig driving uber eats? in my city all uber eats are delivered by either an african guy on an ebike or an autonomous delivery bot.
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>>25472655
no idea. he used to be a english tutor to asian kids but now does delivery food stuff
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>>25471478
The girls at work love to ask what I'm reading; I know that much. Beware /lit/ chuds: if you enjoy history and philosophy, these are considered red flags.
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The women who say shit like this date people who need to put their fingers in the paper to read.
Yes, I am an angry incel.
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>>25473353
First of all based pic, second of all I like his and phil, but I also like fiction and poetry. Surely the ladies will not mind this?



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