What is the equivalent to „vampire werewolf playboy millionaire CEO“ in literature aimed at men?
1000 year dragon loli
>>25472820Powerful sorceress with a THICC body
Whatever Tectone and Lacari masturbate to
>>25472825>what if women were sexually aggressive and wanted to have a relationship and lots of babies with (You)Scary monsters
>>25472820Girl who is nice to you and fulfills your sexual fantasies in absurdly gratuitous ways and doesn't complain and never forgets to shave her legs and who doesn't mind when you're grumpy with her sometimesThere are many distinct variations, I think men have much broader, and more loosely held fixations than women, but I think that's close.
>>25472825Furry shit.
>>25472832Actually this only accounts for the "playboy millionaire CEO" aspect, I forgot. >>25472825 and >>25472827 are good candidates for the rest.
>>25472820A harem with a vampire girl, a cat girl, a witch girl, a dragon girl, and a human princess, with additional members coming if the series isn't cancelled, all circling around a clueless beta male MC for little to no reason.
>every example is cringe anime shitThis board is cooked.
>>25472848I myself am quite the fan of cat girls
>>25472851Malazan isn't anime, it's, and may God forgive me for uttering this word, Canadian.
>>25472851Nigger i work everyday and have no gf and am disrespected all the time by people im clearly smarter than. If i want to spend my nights watching shitty 90s and 80s ovas while playing video games thats my own fucking thing fuck you
>>25472851Thread was specifically asking for schlocky sexual fantasy crap and you turn up your nose at anime? I have no idea what your self-image is, but it's probably an absolutely hilarious pretension to seriousness that your lifestyle cannot measure up to.
>>25472833not all of them
All the interchangable uwu kawaii anime dogshit
>>25472861THAT'S THE POINT RETARD, WHAT DO YOU THINK "vampire werewolf playboy millionaire CEO" IS?
>>25472856Give me some OVAs, I recently got recommended Megazone 23 by YouTube shorts and I want more of this kind of shit
>>25472865I agree with you. Anime is not serious literature
Nothing but weebs who don't read on /lit/ now. No wonder the quality has fallen off a cliff.
>>25472884Why do you keep ignoring my answer just to shit on weebs
>>25472820>gauge earringsanother perfectly decent looking woman RUINED
>>25472820it used to be Playboy.
>>25472890Yeah but the rest of her is nearly perfect. I miss the early 2010s.
Bond Girls.
>>25472820It's the manic pixie dream girl that actually puts out, bonus points if she dies in a tragic car accident so that both the protagonist and mpdg will have only ever experienced true love with each other.
>>25472916Indeed?
>>25472916hmm spot on.
>>25472820A cake that's still there after you eat it
>>25472851Everyone who says anime is cringe watches western goyslop on Netflix instead and watches their goyball on the weekends while wearing the jersey of their favorite nigger.
>>25472916Bond girls would cheat on your ass and probably even shoot you in the back.
>>25473016Yes, they are your intellectual equals. Simmer down weeboid.
begger prostitute with a heart of gold
>>25472820Jk tsundere with big oppai and also a virgin
>>25472820bipolar prostitute heiress peasant skinny buxom
>>25472820The horny virgin with big tits
>>25472820in lit? idk. but in general it's the noble femdom elf who (you) degrade but also (she) takes all the initiative all the time since (you) are a spineless cuck. you know, all the retarded trash gooners here spam.
>>25473142Not at all an equivalent. Men that fantasize about femdom are equivalent to women that fantasize about malesub. They are a minority.
>>25473149i don't mean pegging i mean the type of loser who cant even speak to a girl and wants her to do all the initiating but thinks he'd be prince charming if that happened
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>25473151Yes, men that fantasize about that shit are a minority, they are the equivalent of women that fantasize about men who take on a really passive role.
>>25473178This OMG so much THIS
>>25473181You don't have to act all passive aggressive just because you were too retarded to understand OP's question.
>>25472824fpbp, anything that allows men to lust after a woman younger than the 35 year old minimum legally mandated age of consent
>>25472820Manic pixie dreamgirlAnd I know it gets a lot of shit for being cliche, but think about how innocuous the MPDG is. MPDG pretty much means any girl who isn't a doomer. MPDG is any girl who teaches her boyfriend to enjoy life. That's it. MPDG is any girl who is the slightest bit of a free spirit. I think it's sad that the bar is so low and women are so offended that's the bar is hovering an inch off the ground and they still refuse to rise to it and call it impossible.
>>25472820Sex slave harem
>>25472820supportive sexy wife and mother of your 4 children who is also tops in her career
>>25473243you're describing a normal girl. women who are jealous of a normal girl call them MPDGs and pick-mes. that doesn't mean they actually fulfil the definitions of MPDGs and pick-mes.the true MPDG does dangerous and anti-social shitclosely related: daddy issues girl
This board's persistent dislike of anime puzzles me. Like >>25472859 says, I think it's a pretension you're not allowed to have if you are posting on 4chan.Last night I continued reading Ulysses, and I also continued watching the new Ghost In The Shell anime. It's entirely possible to be cultured and sophisticated and still consume /a/ content. None of us is better than that, it's important to be humble and not take yourself too seriously.
>>25473297I think the isekai demihuman slave girl who loves being your slave because you are so nice is a good answer. The japs have a monopoly on this market. In the past it was the imouto.
Too much superlatives in this thread when deep down we just want a normal, good girl that loves us.
>>25473298I really have no idea why western writers haven't picked it up. Light novel sales even in the west are demolishing western stuff in the men's category and the big publishers are still putting out "Better Men" books and wondering why they flop.
>>25473372Same reason videogames, movies and TV shows are garbage too.Ideology.
>>25473297you're conflating dislike of "anime" per se with dislike of niche and somewhat demeaning fetish tropes.it's like complaining that nobody else shares your tastes in "western cinema" while disingenuously putting Interstellar and 2 Girls 1 Cup together as prime examples thereof
>>25473388I have shamefully spent over $200 on light novel audiobooks of shameless male power fantasy stuff to listen to while I fall asleep. There has been zero western competition and it really stumps me.There used to be stuff like Gor but that is pretty much all gone.
>>25472916>exotic>sexy>dangerousThis.
>>25473297>anime websiteIt isn't 2008 anymore.