Fuckin' scum politician with signs around the city with his name + "NO to the $2 billion lightrail!"

Fuck anyone against public transportation.

I’ve had my feet whipped before

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>>25477002

I wish for violence.

How fucking stupid are you? I am sick and tired of pointing out exactly what's wrong then getting yelled at by some retard who chooses not to listen. Bitch, how often do I bring up issues? Never. If I mentioned it, it's a fucking problem. This is why I documented it. This is why I told multiple people. And then as soon the exact problem I mentioned is solved, everything is sunshine and lollypops, then you have the audacity to ask some incredulous bullshit like this whole shit is my fault.

Competence does not increase with title. Sometimes it does, but this is an exception, not the rule. And for the love of god, if you hire someone smarter than you, dont be stupid enough to think you know better.

>>25477002
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Rape and murder are horrific moral violations and the most serious crimes an individual can commit against another individual. Don't rape and don't murder. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>25477098
I'm gonna require a 600 page philosophy tome on the subject before I'm able to make any decision on the topic.

>>25477098
Unless its on behalf of a goverment seeking resources

Then its perfectly acceptable
Support the troops!

Pedo thread

>>25477138
It's a famous French impressionist painting by Edgar Degas!

>>25477157
Yes, like I said, pedo thread.

>>25477098
>Equates rape to murder
Foid detected

>>25477169
Please don't say that.

>>25477172
Pedo. Thread.

>>25477169
the exclamation point sells it imo

Women always anything 6" and under is "too small" but every woman I've ever been with told me I have a big dick and it's only like... 6.8" long and 5.6" around

Why are they like this?

John Rawls Veil of Ignorance. With my rudimentary understanding of it, I think I agree people would SAY they would design it that way, but reality is much different. It would be a beautiful world to live in, but it’s not what we DO live in. I’m not even sure that if we were able to design the world in that way that everyone would agree to that. I think there would be some risk takers that if there was even a chance they could be born as the aristocrat or bourgeoisie then I think they would still design the world as such. I am by no means either of those and yet I am being convinced that aristocracy leads to higher culture in general. Not that it SHOULD be how we design the world, but that I think that is a fact that for human culture to thrive there must be a higher class with the leisure and resources to push it forward. Are we not, in some way, already doing this by designing the future our children will live in anyway?

"Reframing a singularity as a structural locus or an equivalence node—rather than a failure of physics—allows you to model state transitions that bypass classical, smooth temporal evolution entirely."

https://youtu.be/yG-X6SW15Do?is=O1f9TRJyya7b0paz

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What did you guys think of Obsession?

>>25477286
I think you should kill yourself.

The crisis today consists of the fact that most young men refuse to marry any woman who doesn’t look like an IG model and most young women are under the delusion that they are IG models

Is Stendhal syndrome something ultimately positive? Because my version, it just makes me even more depressed. Beauty and all.

>>25477313
after you Saar

>>25477328
>SAAR
You're the one lusting after a brownoid buddy, not me.

>>25477336
u wot m8

>>25477324
the crisis today consists of the fact that most guys don't know how to talk to a woman

>>25477338
>he doesn't know that Bear is brown
Okay chief

>>25477340
Oh please
>Hallo, sweety, vary nice boob and vagne, smell so good, please date me I am very hornee
The problem is because of the illusion of choice they think they can discard anyone for any reason because there's always more in the sea. Okay, bitch. Enjoy your mighty haul. I am out here constructing the ultimate goon cave.

>>25477350
incel mindset

>>25477324
>>25477340
The crisis today consists of several mutually reinforcing factors and any individual factor doesn't explain all of it.
>expenses of having children
>increased participation in the workforce by both sexes
>cultural shift towards viewing the 20s as an extension of teenage years in some ways
>collapse of third places and rise of algorithmically controlled online dating
>easy, cheap, culturally acceptable access to contraceptives and abortion
>rising entitlement and standards
>cultural attitudes that promote having casual sex as a virtue and going without as a character flaw serving to reinforce spiraling behaviors
>increasing disconnect between men and women in general
>increasing secularism (whether explicit or implicit)

>>25477353
And? Problem, pussy boi? Go ahead, pull down your pants and crawl through broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. Your queens are waiting .

>>25477338
Nikki is a Spicsican brownie and you only ever want to talk about this movie because you're currently infatuated with her.

>>25477365
no, I talk about it because she makes cute meme faces in the film

1 active month on a dating app will turn even the biggest simp on earth into a stone cold incel.

>>25477371
That's literally what I just said.

>>25477376
ok

>>25477378
Don't do it again.

>>25477387
why not

>>25477389
Because you're spamming and that against the rules.

>>25477394
are you a janny or mod or wat

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Feel free to loot my body; I got some sick shoes.

>>25477013
Light rail sucks. Might as well invest that money in a monorail.

Sorry, but I'm a retard and haven't ever interacted with men before unless it was to bottom in gay sex.

This is all very confusing and new to me :/

>>25477421
Reddit spacing loud and clear there's no need to be redundant here anon,

>>25477425
My position is (you) are the girl from Obsession

>>25477428
If I were that hot I'd rule the world.

The bear did nothing wrong, in fact the bear raped you.

>His name is bear
>She in-fact, did NOT choose the bear and was forced to against her will
This things messaging is all over the place.

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My small-town Canadian bookwife went to the big city to study dance. Four years later, she’s got her bachelor’s degree and has morphed into the creature in the middle. She only started testosterone a few months ago, and her voice is already deeper than mine. I genuinely don’t know what to think.

>>25477286
It was good. All the dudes who are saying it's shit are just seething because they feel attacked.

>>25477473
A buzzcut on women can be super hot, but her face is too sweet. Doesn't suit her.

>>25477484
>A buzzcut on women can be super hot
Damn they've got internet in prison? Hope you don't beat your cellmate too hard, odds are she doesn't deserve it.

>>25477473
You could have saved her. Why didn't you save her?

>>25477487
There's so much beauty you've blinded yourself to.

>>25477495
I like women to look like women.

>>25477498
>long hair makes a woman
does she have to be barefoot, too?

>>25477505
>long hair makes a woman
Buzzcuts were invented for military purposes. Women shouldn't be fighting in wars.
>does she have to be barefoot too
Ideally.

>>25477507
>Buzzcuts were invented for military purposes.
A lot of things were invented for a lot of different reasons; that's not an argument.

>>25477511
Buzzcuts are for men exclusively, they don't even shave women when they join the military, which is crazy because it's straight up a tactical disadvantage. There's no more gender coded hair style. Yeah, theoretically you can wear ass-free leather pants as a straight guy, too, but you're still going to look like an absolute faggot.

>>25477518
I didn't say women with buzzcuts didn't look like lesbians, I said they were hot.

>>25477521
ok transbian.

>>25477523
fuck off

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>>25477507
>Buzzcuts were invented for military purposes
is that even true? haven’t sub saharan women been rocking the look for a while? plus in a lot of orthodox religions it was tradition for women to shave their hair (which these days has transited to covering their hair). more pious.

>>25477566
He's making shit up as an excuse to yell about trannies again.

>tfw feeling bad for killing that spider yesterday
he too was a dasein, like me

I too am photosynthesis. Spiritually speaking.

>>25477566
>is that even true?
https://www.dazeddigital.com/beauty/article/49567/1/a-cultural-history-of-the-buzzcut-elvis-grace-jones-sinead-adwoa-aboah
Yeah. The advantages are that
>can't get in your eyes
>impossible to have lice
>no need to be groomed
>can't be grabbed
>works with gas masks/helmets

>haven’t sub saharan women been rocking the look for a while?
Who gives a shit about niggers? They also rub literal feces into their hair and kill babies for good luck.

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I spent the last eighteen years of my life on 4chan and I'm going to go into surgery tomorrow. I am fucking terrified of what I might say to a crowd of strangers while waking up from anesthesia.

>>25477632
What kind of surgery? Have you never done drugs before? You'll be fine.

Pretty simple realization that I'm still struggling to fully integrate is that political orientation isn't always a definitive measure of a person's moral integrity, and that there can be more fundamental connections established between people than a shared system of values or beliefs enable.
I can interact with a fellow leftist and potentially recognize them to be a dishonest, warped shell of human that exploits the ideology for personal gain, so I have no functional relation to this being over a hard-working rightist that I simply hold existential disagreements with.
Certain qualities are not restricted to specific political domains, and so I believe that they're of greater priority to sympathize with.
Still, this has me forcibly reconfiguring my biases to become less antagonistic towards legitimate Nazis, and that's probably a self-destructive, pacifying martyrdom that holds no practical benefit for me.

>>25477688
Endoscopic surgery. Silent acid reflux is killing me.

i think i'm gonna larp being a medicine man to get sum pussy

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Published my book on Amazon and enrolled it in KDP select. Now it's just a matter of time until it goes live. I'm just glad I did it.

This time when I went out, I got checked out by multiple women. All is right with the world, my confidence is restored. One even tried making an advance on me with stares and smiles, but she looked like a pixie with green hair so wasn't really my type, so I didn't return. I feel bad.

>>25477785
you're gonna make it, anon

>>25477817
Maybe give it a go next time. You might learn something.

>>25477839
I mean she's not nearly in my league... I am horny though, and I've been in quite the dry rut. Fine, if I see her tomorrow, I will talk to her and get her number, anon, just for you. I'll go and take the bus at the exact same time. She actually got off at the neighborhood stop right before mine.

>>25477847
Post pics or write out your little rut session when you return. This is a board of literature after all.

>>25477856
That is a given!

Seance to summon someone’s phantom limb in order to perform a palm reading

Might crack open my Arthur Machen collection to re-read The Great God Pan & The White People. I read those last summer and for some reason I can't hardly remember anything about those stories.

I just don't understand why racism in itself is such a fatal trait in historical figures for so many people today.
>hey, anon, do you like [historical figure/artist]
>uh, weren't they RACIST?
which can mean anything from they lynched people to they wrote in their diary once that minorities smelt bad. Like, okay, if it's the former, that they were a card-carrying member of the KKK and spent their weekends committing acts of violence against minorities, then fine, it's something to consider. But to be written off just because they wrote some mean things in a journal once or they were rude toward some minorities or picked a white guy over a minority for a job position? come on, who cares, that's so minor. But it all gets lumped under the same umbrella of racist.

>>25477002
Test to see if i'm still range banned

>>25477865
lol

I think I've developed enough poor hygeine maintenance and amphetamine abuse to start listening to Slipknot without it being even remotely ironic.

Top government mediums have been enlisted maximum clearance in response to the officer shortage caused by the crisis in Sarajevo, and so they have salvaged top officer souls for command. Ancient Aztec death whistle screams battlefield control over short wave radio, order letter of blood, calling Itztlacoliuhqui-Ixquimilli in dead tongues bursting conscript eardrums into frenzy. 'He and he alone' the gutters run, life blood unto the earth. He cuts the chest in human sacrifice, screaming in his ear death. The pain subsides in climax, ringing death in final shocked shell

Got chicken strippers in ze oven.

>>25478008
neat

32 y/o khhv might as well KMS

You know I've felt the world has been a little bit emptier ever since the mummies shot out of the pyramids

Oh I don't know, something about a planetary defense laser? I already said pyramids, but those guys oughtta open up and blast some fucking invaders back to the Horseshoe Nebulae if you ask me. Seven Wonders, that's pretty numerical, so what if aliens invade and we're losing but then the Great Pyramids geodesically open up in automatic SOL (surface-to-orbit-laser) blowing up some alien destroyer, setting us to realize the Seven Wonders are necessary planetary defense and so electing to exhume the destroyed six in dark intelligence ritual? Seems pretty cool

>>25478021
Once again, get an escort.

>>25478035
What's that about Stevie Wonder?

>write your thoughts
I've never had sex
>i wish you thought better

>>25478038
Yeah yeah on account of their predisposition to communicate between and without senses, a cadre of blind musicians are shanghaid to rematerialize the Hanging Gardens from the aether (the hanged man). However Stevie suffers a crisis of imposter disability and seeks mentorship in the summoning of deaf Beethoven through his performance of The Fifth (electing not to speak) on his experimental black Ouija Organ.

Two binary stars, one red and one blue, rotating rapidly, coming up on your speeding system rapidly, and they are police lights, and they are the star cops

I'm one of the luckier people on earth, just a shame I wasn't born in Iceland

I've been summoned to literary court and they're still trying to diagram my sentence

Hey listen

I think I’m funny

So why don’t you go fuck yourself?

The following pages aren’t full of errors, and the format and blank space isn’t a fuck-up either

That’s the way I did it

And you can either fuck with me, go fuck yourself, or remain celibate.

So fuck you.

>your thoughts
A race of immortal vampires who reproduce by turning humans via feeding under the right circumstances, originating in the Karakoram, with photographic memories, who speak a slurry of a dozen languages (on account of seeing each individual language as a passing fad), plagued by a hunger which becomes consuming if sated irregularly or with too long a stretch between feedings, and whose hunger drives them to brutal acts of violence and depravity (as in the manner of a man driven to acts of depravity by inflamed lust), who once had a thriving culture and now live as isolated handfuls, whose knowledge of their own past has clean holes through it rather than the fading and distorting of human memory (as the death of one of their number without transmission of his knowledge cuts what he knew from their body), who fought a near-cataclysmic war with humans in the 13th century, were surrounded, surrendered, and have been quietly living in the care of various Catholic monasteries and properties in Europe until the present day

>>25478092
now we're fucking talking

>>25478078
hehe

The Turquoise Lord descends en queer machina, giving peacock bullshit. Robin pounding against his birdcage protesting ‘stay in your lane!’ the rest of us none the stiller. ‘Is this another gay joke? Do you think we’re stupid?’ everyone thinks at once and looks at your reporter. He’s already gone to distant Polaris.

How many times do I have to hit you over the head before you get a kick out of what I mean when I say 'Polaris'?

Author's Note - It was at the corner on Granger in the white hot suburbs of sickly Michiana I first encountered mutt strange. The brown skin burst out of heinous midriff like a botulated crescent roll, and I knew I had to dig in. The pussy was doughy as expected and I found strongest erection in the retreats of my mind, that I were I World War I soldier and they called me a doughboy. She giggled as I poked her tummy and fell off into a vacant gaze after climax, pretending to debate if it mattered whether brought bedside uncrustables had defrosted. I zip my pants and go back to my computer and set to generate AI imagery and go back to old imagery when the ninety seconds between generations is too much, and I am out of stupid ideas.

>>25478068
Wait until they check out what's in the trunk.

https://youtu.be/88HJnar9e8w?is=KUVvqiQFICZKAT19

I only write because you're not listening

This is getting a bit unbearable. I don’t have it in me to not look and tell you to kys and you don’t have it in you to fuck off. The amount of time wasted in this chicken dance is astounding and I can’t say either of us are happier for it. Well, maybe you are, but that would be even more depressing.

I'm sorry I'm too busy peacefully granting new winter's frost to a fucking lily with my fucking flower dance, capice!?!?!?

>>25478174
What? Stoicism?
These are basic symptoms of cyberstalking. Privacy is a human right.

It’s okay. You don’t have to reply to me. Ever again. You have a family now and I didn’t go to your wedding. I wouldn’t want you to go to mine even if I did ever want to get married, and it doesn’t even have anything to do with you.

>>25477002
[MUSIC]

>>25478182
Publicity is an alien fact and people should know when they are conquered

Mentally ill

>>25478183
...EJ?

>>25478186
Okay, but you’re still gay lol.

>>25478192
*goes back to Uranus*

There must have been one (1) thing I said in those hundreds of non-threatening non-explicit messages which really upset the prosecutor but I would just like to say I agree with the court’s decision, it’s just sad I almost got away with it before the most bullshit plot twist.

Ahh, bussy.

Bussilanimous

>>25478199
Pulchritudibuss (I tried)

I don't think balloons are a very lucky charm at all

>>25478199
Sorry, moeshit is gay. Especially shounen. Go make some money lil bro

>>25478202
Well I learned a new word so I (an authority figure) grant you 100/100 perfect work

>>25478209
Don’t thank me, thank Charlie Kaufman, who also taught me the words zugzwang, idée fixe and I’m sure a couple others.

On black ink of God I give you, like a 96%

>>25478210
ugh shut up. god why did you have to make it so vulgar? I'll remember you the way you used to be

Also Charlie Kirk is a dead cuck

>>25478216
he dun

I always hated the idea of working a uniform job but I tried on one of the ones I have to wear at my new job today and I actually fucking like it and feel great in it. Designed by a real fashion designer and feels comfy.

The french have a way of saying something has a certain feeling but i don't know what it is

>>25478229
Hilarious

Considering everything we are presently looking at radioactive rainbow bug on geodesic space-screen ten times reflected in molecular lightyears across logarithmic push-distance so do yourselves a favor and pull yourselves together and pick a color okay buddy?

Or like okay hear me out hear me out what about a geodesic kaleidoscope

>>25478229
I believe it's called 'frisson'

Arjuna's Geodesic Kaleidoscope
That's it, I figured it out
I can work for Captain Beefheart now

>>25478242
oooooooh
I'll call you anytime

There are some words which no matter how many times I come across them and look them up, I cannot internalize them and am forced to look them up again every time I read them in a book. One such word is 'concupiscent'.

Another such word is 'impetuous', especially because I often mistake it for meaning the same thing as 'imperious', but then I look it up and go, 'oh, it's more like capricious or mercurial.'

Like dank brown barrel drip bassline to slow toucan and ambient panther terror one with oppressive rainforest as I am crawling through central america sweating bullets through a purple ski mask completely zooted and naked from the neck down gripping a bowie knife with white knuckles prowling through leaves with a complete and total numb erection

>>25478254
>>25478249
google your word and 'etymology' and you can find the meaning behind the word and if its bullshit or not. I throw away words with bad etymologies, me. Won't have any language vulgarizing me

I hate prose poetry so much. If something is in verse form, aka with line breaks, it signals to my brain to read with an abstract mode. If something is in prose, then I am ready to read it in a more linear, concrete manner. So when it's in prose but reads like poetry, with all the concomitant abstractness and sudden turns of phrase, I find it very difficult to read and annoying.

>>25478263
Are you me? Language is a black hole to me now.

>>25478263
>I throw away words with bad etymologies
y-you can't do that!!

The descending cosmic keyboard in the third half of Laurie Anderson's 'O Superman' descends upon you whether you like it or not

>>25478269
>>25478270
You two croon me

Now that I have your attention, I would like to BRING to your attention that English IS IN FACT a dead language and we currently speak something I can only so generously refer to as COMMON. And here it is clearly apparent speaking proper English is in fact an act of ARCHAEOLOGY and TRANSLATION because the only reason anyone knows what I meant there is because they FUCKING PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Yeah

How about no? Has anyone even really thought about what we're doing here? Have you? Have we been hypnotized? Are these experiments really fucking necessary?!?!?

Sorry, but my skin is brown

With AI and browser extensions that auto-thesaurus every word you type, you really can no longer trust anyone's prose on the internet. Then again perhaps that's just my envy talking.

Another faucet of growing older, is approaching life with a sense of ambivalent or even cruel nihilism. One cant exactly embrace that with their soul laid bear, can they?

>>25478278
>tfw English isn't going anywhere so if you want to be a writer, you WILL be competing with Shakespeare, Milton, Joyce, Nabokov, TS Eliot, Pynchon, etc.

I consider you each impressionist strokes without even the canvas, colors on breath's wind. Each pigment painting parasol to brutal skies above, to touch the air. It was in your eyes I first found my portraiture, two of me doing exactly as I did in your mirrors. Water under the bridge, I lose myself without you.

>>25478291
I’ll eat your cock and shit it out

>>25478293
My cock is more beautiful for having become your shit

Oh yeah baby my mind's playing 'Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls' I'm in a good spiritual fucking mood right now my friends

nitch... bigger?
shut up

You know, I think I can jack off to those

How can any of you make me any money? What are you people even for!?

Test

The value of an entity is equal to its distance from zero

>>25478324
Being big is nice

Im hesitating to ask ChatGPT about Nick Land. I just want to check if he's worth looking into... but I have built up such a good image of myself within ChatGPT; I haven't yet soiled its memory of me... and if I ask it who Nick Land is, it will realize im a faggot...

>>25478326
I mean you should honestly compare yourself to true nothing and only then can your evaluations begin

>>25478327
Constant commercials for PrEP indicate the social computer thinks I'm gay and I just want out

I wanted to write about my childhood experiences with love but writing about how I phished my crush in 7th grade and got into her accounts and read all her private messages just sounds ugly...

I was one disgusting kid. I will write fiction instead if im ever going to publish

>>25478338
i would fucking love to read your story and so would everyone else. you just have to be willing to be the guy to rat on your nasty self. no skin off my back, i'll give your publishing company 14.99 how about that?

They're all gone, huh? Well, faster friends make for faster enemies, as they say. Still, crazy to see a social circle, that last for years, to implode within 6 months.

hello anons please listen to this song by the late Robbie Basho called Nice Enough For Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIo1BI4HkFs

>>25478291
Stop posting dumb sappy shit about the therapist you stalked. She hates and fears you.

>>25478342
Yeah. Its a story that takes place in the early 2000s. I wasnt much of a script kiddy but i did do a lot of stupid shit. I socially engineered my 7th grade class by 1337 everyones MSN for a week, or i read everything everyone said to each other about each other. Was depressing after a while, kids are mean. Only told my friends years later. I also used a fb zero day i randomly found on /b/ in like 2016 to look her up again, i mean read all her private messages and get that front row seat into her life again. She is a much higher class person than i am today, very nice schools and prestigous profession kinda.

I want to write it but yeah, i was very ugly. I get the reader would be into that to some degree. I might do it, im broke as fuck and with AI i can proof read and enable my writing i guess. I might. I got a story beyond that which i know would entertain if anything.

What do you guys write in? I use obsidian to journal/write ideas

>>25478361
libre office

>>25478365
Will use that, thx

>I want a trad virgin gf
No you don’t. You think you do but you don’t. 90% of men would be happier with an actual whore for a partner

>>25478374
total bullshit and you know it

>>25478374
fr virgins beyond the age of 19 are are scared prudes and cold to the touch. Now I want to make this clear this is not a death sentence, just nestle up with your fellow coldlings by talking to eachother like the lonely people you are, anything less is collaboration with the sexual elite. Sooner or later you'll find sunflower marriage whether you like it or not. It happened to me and it can happen to you.

>>25478374
I've known enough whores to know that, no, I would in fact not. I'm also quite happy without herpes.

Hey guys just thought of something, [point which was discussed to death 10+ years ago]

okay wait now i'm kind of pissed how much any fuck-ass post saying the words 'virgin' and 'gf' can just get three niggardly replies from such as yourselves, is what I'm concerned about

>>25478374
Not a whore either, it's all about balance.a girl with only 2 or 3 past partners who were selfish/inexperienced and didn't sexually satisfy her so she has all this bottled up lust within her and she has given up finding someone but then finds you and suddenly you can make her cum with piv and it's like heaven for her so she gives herself to you physically and spiritually. That's what you want.

There's a brilliant hilarity to it all

>>25478396
I do not mean this is any way shape or form as an intellectual, political, or gender adversary, but for fuck's sake have you considered these people are sentient and can in fact be negotiated with? I'm saying women are not just sexual terrorists (establish unashamed awareness of their menstrual cycle and they will be well handled)

>Wow man florida is so nice to live in!
*lightning strike*
>It's just so cool!
*lightning strike*
>Sunshine state!
*lightning strike*

Bro I’m retarded haha

my walk to the park
-----
sunlight + dimmer switch, peaceful world on standby, learn new from book in park wow kino, lacoste pant fabric loose, lacoste drawstring pants max comfy, wow vibe value village lacoste dopamine; dogpark bench secluded + street view, dog area no dog look weird.. happiness think harder no reason; fence latch mechanical, stop halfway; proper entrance far, lazy, no, fun follow perimeter, imagine trace circumference of fence, grin chuckle absurd arc length simulator 2026 latch wow satisfy no constraint! latch friction high but work, industrial but work, linear motion continuos, gate open; mosquitos intense, feel bad, i am inside person; mosquito actual issue, future bite not fun. Tree limb bend safely no break, spraypaint on tree ruin illusion -- no catastrophize, enjoy; other latch does open excitement, service truck option -- feel happy new discovery

idk purple neon blacklight goo titrate in timeless drop ripple down in bloody substrate iridescent thought dark room figures fainting lava lamp sloshing lumen soup ambient particle ray against dust of time. Hourglass shatter in fyreflyes reaching twilight in finale burst. You are on the beach, in the park, with mother. She is more worried than you are, for you, you do not quite yet know that. Safe against the unknown pains of future labor and all left in between, growing tired knowing you will be carried to dad's truck any time.

Its clearly artistically inconsiderate and especially so given its petty modern profit-giving audience, at the end of the day it is all no more than ersatz mercenary work

Everything is so bad
I miss you so much

Ready, watch this.

>>25478404
What the fuck are you even talking about

i'm going to be a truck driver

>>25478514
Bring me toilet paper, goy

>>25477002
Humanity is like a descending Shepard's tone, always descending, never once moving from the starting point.

>>25477584
tfw the guy who made a collage for a booktuber does literal research on the buzz cut.
i know the military use buzz cuts, i’m saying to call it purpose-invented for that is anachronism.
.

>>25478516
yes sir

I hindsight, I should have [REDACTED] when I had the chance. The risks and consequences were both probably at an acceptable level. Oh well. I'll always have my fantasies.

>>25478570
What are you talking about?

>>25478582
sucking a strangers dick at the park

Feeling sad. I wish I had a girlfriend so bad.

Two more days until my scuba checkout dive and final test: Two days of three to four dives in Wallowa Lake. The initial plan was to go to Redondo Beach in Des Moines Washington at the beginning of the month but it was pushed back because weather conditions there were too dangerous and late August was the next time my instructors could make time for it. The second dive location was supposed to be Chelan Lake State Park but thanks to wildfires that I'm pretty sure are currently burning said park to the ground it was called off and now we have to go to Wallowa.

Shame too, Chelan was supposed to be done with a local dive club group so that would have been fun to meet other divers etc. but oh well, it can't be helped. I'm excited and I'm reasonably confident that I'll pass with flying colors, during the last pool session both instructors said I was ready, we'll be going as deep as sixty feet underwater. I'm hooked man, scuba diving is so fucking cool. I've had this dream for about five years now and it looks like it's finally becoming a reality.

Thanks, God :^)

2 years today since my brother died in a terrible scuba accident.

>>25478650
Dink

I have no thoughts but I must post

>>25478092
gemmy

I'm gonna fuck a hooker soon

>>25478767
hooker fucker

>>25478780
yes sir

i bought a huge thing of chunked pineapple from whole foods last night and it was hot af out so i chowed like 3/4 of it before bed and now this morning i had to take a gigantic shit. i have too much to do today. i can't be having gastrointestinal distress like that. i need to retire so i can just sit around at home taking shits whenever.

I want this miserable year to end

i would like to punch this payroll lady clean in the jaw. how the fuck are you gonna be payroll and only come into the office 2 or 3 times a week? and she’s so inconsistent with things. you’re the person in the world that i care about doing their job properly.

>>25477817
I was really dejected one time going out of a club after getting absolutely nothin, then while walking how a woman in a Motor cycle turned her head to look at me (she was riding shotgun with her bf, whore) I like to think she was checking me out because it cheered me up.
Later that night I received a moire straightforward compliment from a trans prostitute, unfortunate. Called me a lion.

>>25478989
I am going to do Carlin face.
THE YEAR IS FINE, THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED!

My most depressive and discouraging friend has texted me one hundred percent of the time in his life he’s had sex. When he’s ‘depressed’, he attacks me for not giving him more attention, and has directly told me things are shit and I shouldn’t be happy, when I was in a good mood or about to go on a date. Now he attacks my five year relationship most any time it comes up. Last month his short term gf broke up with him because he refused to say he liked her when she asked, when he had been texting me he liked her almost every day. While he was telling me about that breakup, he told me I was disrespecting him for only using one word responses until he finished telling his story. I told him that the breakup sucks, and tried to relay how my relationship comes with trials like that and its normal to tell your girlfriend you love/like her when she asks, upon which he immediately started attacking my relationship and saying that’s wrong and abusive. I had to tell him last year to stop texting me when he’s horny, he would just text me he wants to cum, that he needs pussy. Every time in his entire life he has had sex, he has texted me that he did, right after the act
Do you think he has some parasexual relationship with me?

Split the torso. Reach in with vigor and rummage around until you find it. No, not that, the transient one; you'll know it when it recoils. Grasp it firmly and yank. Hoist it high above your head. All births are painful, and deaths moreso now than ever. Consume the flesh.

If it worked, you'll live to see tomorrow. Your patient was already a cadaver before you started, dont think of him again.

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>>25477002
>i am so tired of living but i can't do a flip while jumping because there's a chance of afterlife/Gods and i will get raped hard there because muh life is precious or something
fuck

>>25479080
If i do guitar will you read this under a spotlight in front of an audience because I think we’re now in a second thirty-year retrocycle giving sixty years since 1960 and i am quite assured people are back down with the nasty and sexual euphemism and being dramatic on stage for deug-users is BACK in 2026

>>25479134
>implying he lived a perfect life right up to becoming an hero
Regardless of what you choose here anon you're still getting poked in the butt right after if man in the sky people are correct. Their god is a psycho, but he loves you. Still doing Carlin face by the way.

test

>>25479135
Oh, absolutely. That's been my schtick for about 4 or 5 years now. Great taste anon.

i’m gonna beat the bricks off that payroll lady. or probably not. but i’m considering sending a shitty email.

About once a week, my parents bring me back some leftover chicken wings. A couple they'll get in my favorite flavor, but the rest will be leftover from my uncle's preference which is some kind of sauceless, dry wing. Who the fuck gets sauceless chicken wings? So gross. Just go get regular chicken at that point lmao

>>25479248
https://youtu.be/ZH00mw6X1qQ

>>25479250
Insanity!

bartleby wouldn't have turned out the way he did if he had met me

>tfw my library has all the Knausgard My Struggle books except for the first one so I can't start reading it
Might have to order it on my own or, as I've been considering lately, might make a post on reddit or something asking if anyone nearby would lend me their copy.

>>25479266
or.. download it?

>>25479204
giving Dead City Radio for certain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faf_paZBEVM

>>25479269
I don't own an eReader, and I don't like to do serious reading on my phone or PC.

Also, that's stealing! (inb4 borrowing is also stealing)

I'm trying to placebo my brain in hopes of ultimately lowering my daily dose of medicine. The two steps I've taken: 1) added water to my ~2/3ds dose of medicine, so it seems like a full dose, if not a little more, and 2) I keep repeating in my head "oh god I took too much, I took too much, it's hitting me too hard".

It's only been an hour but so far it seems to be working. At least my brain isn't screaming "hey, you need to take more!" yet. We'll see.

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Any francophone Schopenhauer enjoyers?

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any saxophone frankenstein enjoyers?

I'm so old I watched the original The Munsters reruns on cable tv on weekdays at my grandma's house when she babysat me. She was obsessed with Perry Mason.

>>25479266
How much of a broke faggot are you?

The quality of the OPs on this board has taken an ever-deepening dive over the last few months.

>>25479412
Quite. But I like to read! Why, are you offering to buy it for me?

>>25479437
how much is it?

Zoom meetings are great because no one can smell me through the screen.

>>25479437
No. And although I do own the first one, if I saw someone posting on my local subreddit asking to borrow a copy of it, I would not lend it to them.

>>25477002
I wish somebody would teach me how to write poetry. I wouldn't become a better person, but at least I could write poems.

It really is crazy what your mind can do. You read one thing you didn’t want to know that you looked into on purpose with intention and it can set your nervous system on fire. Fingertips tingling, an imagined shortness of breath, less blood flow, and blurred vision. You were fine twenty minutes ago. And you are fine now. You combine the flow of unwanted thoughts with a steady flow of coffee. Black cause sugar and cream are bad. Caffeine is great. Restrict blood flow even better. You have to stand up and relocate, a less suffocating room and your veins might open up, might burst like the pipe THEY’re repairing outside. He keeps looking in my window. You read you shouldn’t do that though, sit with it, beg it to kill you. It can’t. He might. Why do THEY keep looking in here. I’ll just go to the kitchen to make another coffee, not because I need to move before I choke on the air.

>>25479453
I really don’t want to cut down on the musk I use to attract sissies and make them addicted to my cock

>>25477002
>going through my old shit
>I'm actually a fire poet and writer
Damn, too bad I wrote 90% of it on random scraps of paper. I don't have the fucking time to look at every single piece of trash I collected. I'm probably throwing away straight money. C'est la vie.

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Many of you are too low IQ to realize that when you create something you actually are bringing it into reality just on a lower realm of existence. When you perish, eventually your creations will confront you what you have done to them. What will you say when the day of judgement comes?

>>25479480
I already feel their judgements as I am writing them as I inhabit their existence emotionally as I flesh them out.

>>25479480
are you high enough iq to understand what the solution to your assertion might be?

>>25479480
Allah Aqubour.

>>25479486
Yeah. Just write good books.

>>25479480
what it do

>>25477584
both men and women who have buzzcuts look like slaves

>>25479480
No refunds.

>>25479480
The solution to this is to kill yourself unless you want to be some satanically evil god.

>>25479455
Aw :(

>>25479440
It would appear 10.29 for a new paperback from Amazon. I don't actually want anyone here to buy it for me though, that's too much trouble and too generous to accept.

>>25479480
Yeah, you create yourself because all concentric circles of macro and micro are really just a single entity in various phases of analysis, midwit-sama.

A long hug would fix me :(

>>25479605
best i can do you is a hog lung

>>25479609
hook me up g

finna bout to go have a coffee and a cigarette. it’s 9pm. lifestyle baby.

>>25479634
Hell yeah brother. Have a second one for me.

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>>25479636

I caved. Weakness and fatigue makes me inclined to venture into well-trodden paths for comfort. I hate this place, yet I'm drawn to it. Here everything is familiar yet never the completely the same.
I just want to be alone. People stand in the way of a greater life for a person of my constitution

thursday 10:30

and my mind wandered
from stilton to gods innocent creatures,
and gorillas in the rainforest,
elephants scared of mice,
to colonial hunters,
puppies in apartment stairwells,
and to dying alone.

>>25479798
this board sucks, the people who post here are either (1) too [redacted for politeness] to realise it sucks or (2) too dysfunctional to find better ways to spend their time. so overall not a good environment. i wish i could stay away, i wish i could, but i'm lonely and need the low-stakes social interaction.

I saw a rat in my favorite second hand book shop

there is at least one goodlooking genius on this board and therefore it’s not a total loss.

>>25479807
>this board sucks
The internet sucks in general, when used to pass the time. Bots, retards and shills infest the entire place now. But it's not like its any better outside. Consuming and mindless chatter just leaves me hollow, yet I'm too tired right now to do anything better.


>>25479814
Thank you :)

>>25479820
you’re welcome though i do sometimes take vacations.

Debating skipping going to the library today to read because it's 91F outside. Hmm.

>>25479823
> though i do sometimes take vacations.
Looks, smarts and you got money?? Girl I need ya number STAT!

>>25479807
Or you find like people, and really you're critiquing yourself by ignoring what you think you want in favor of what you feel you must.

going from university student bars to cocktail nights with ‘young professional’ coworkers has had devastating effects on my mental. i remember dali once said he’d like to do an art exhibit where he brings out a live animal and slaughters it in front of his spectators. i’ve never understood the sentiment until hearing a guy from my office waxing poetic about savoury cocktails while this posh bint won’t shut the fuck up (talking about her mate ‘izzy’ of fucking course).

>>25479858
Boy I do not envy you... But you got to network to make it in this biz, so just drown the noise and your sorrows with a fancy drink :))

>>25479858
>i’ve never understood the sentiment until hearing a guy from my office waxing poetic about savoury cocktails while this posh bint won’t shut the fuck up (talking about her mate ‘izzy’ of fucking course).
Sounds... fine? Talking about alcohol, talking about people, pretty standard.

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>tfw no kitty

>>25479866
Sounds like hell on earth

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>>25479870
Lurk the jef threads on /an/ he's like a tamagotchi you dont have to feed

>>25479871
What, you'd rather be discussing Proust and Truffaut, critical theory and geopolitics? That's what having a secondary group of friends is for.

>>25479874
his eyes look sad.

>>25479866
thanks dan snow.

>>25479876
>you'd rather be discussing Proust and Truffaut, critical theory and geopolitics?
Sounds like hell on earth

I would rather be alone, since there is nothing to talk about. Only banter is left as an acceptable form of interaction once you reach my level of insight.

>>25479864
until i can get ahold of a live cow

>>25479891
Oh, your post made it sound like you preferred the uni student bars. In that case, what I'd say is similar to what the other anon said: networking is important. Consider it an investment in your future. Plus you might meet some gfs and your future wife this way.

>>25479894
Are you an actual bot? Its okay you can tell me. Im in the know

>>25479901
I'm just a big "go with the flow" kinda guy.

>>25479901
bleep bloop

>>25479904
Hmmmm I see. Well in that case Im going to jot you down as a "Maybe"

>>25479906
A definite "No" was my first thought. But surely the bots have evolved enough sense to pretend to be retarded to fool my foolproof system. Another "Maybe" you must be, for the sake of proper bookkeeping!

>>25479913
sure why not. creates a sense of doubt & chaos in the ranks.

I spent my 20s on shounenslop and came out as trans btw

I'm le sad but not actually sad, more like numb. As if my mind was on the edge of sadness, dancing all along on whether it wants to be le sad or not. You know what am I saying?

I have refrained from posting my bookshelf on /lit/ for years because some idiot will make fun of it

>>25479934
why what’s on it

>>25479934
I have never posted mine because its not completely full yet.
But if you post yours Ill be post mine uwu

>>25479480
What do I have to say to a heap of incomplete garbage? What can IT say to me? How could it even speak?
I would find myself in death as in life: amid a dusty pile of nothing piled over forgotten heirlooms and shoplifted baubles; alone.

>>25479858
If you hate your coworkers you're just a slave really.

>>25479858
>dali once said he’d like to do an art exhibit where he brings out a live animal and slaughters it in front of his spectators
I'm sure that happened already. If not, close enough was that jew who was gonna let some pigs starve to dead in a museum.

>>25479932
Sorry, I have anger management issues

>>25479934
I post my shit on 4chan all the time and have been doing so for like 16 years. Everyone makes fun of everyone. Want to see my weird scifi book?

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>>25479934
>>25480044
>Want to see my weird scifi book?

>>25480050
>Nobody cares
The most incorrect statement of all time. Everybody cares, everybody notices. If you stand out for any reason, people will notice and remember.

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>>25480056
>If you stand out for any reason, people will notice and remember.
Even if they do, the opinions of people mean nothing.

>>25480061
Peoples opinions are the most valuable currency.

>>25478351
I never heard it before; I really like it. It is incredible what can be produced by one person with a guitar. Thank you anon.

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>>25480050
Care is relative to capacity and resonance. The statement here is nobody cares that much relative to the totality of their existence. Everyone always cares a little, but the amount is stuck in time, so to break that you need to do something truly remarkable, or something truly resonant. Like the guy who put his dick in that random skull from the Catacombs then posted it on /b/. People even forget that too, so you'd be lucky if anyone remembered anything at all about your bookshelf.

Anyways, here's what I'm reading right now. This scifi book is one of those double sided pulpy scifi books from the 60s.

>>25480063
I'm too tired to humor you

I'd like one attention please.

My frenemy told me im a peasant.
I was thinking of what to call him back- hylic, phillistine or plebeian. I dont know whats the translation of hylic, phillistine doesnt sound right cause its for sand people and plebeian seems passé

>>25480166
You are noticed

>>25480166
Sorry, I also noticed you when this guy >>25480176 pointed you out, and now you have two attentions, I hope that's not too many attentions

>>25480176
Thanks anon. I needed it.

Call him a charlatan or a boob. Both are devastating for different reasons. Charlatans hate being called charlatans more than anything because it undermines their fundamental fallacy; they know they dont know what they say they know, but now need to pretend to know it in order to avoid the criticism that was already accurate. Tautologenius. Boob? Shit man, that's just insulting. Mild, unremarkable, understated. Requires some phrasing to make it sound natural, but highly effective.

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>>25477817
*Sigh*

Hello everyone, it is me. The one who rejected the pixie girl from earlier. When I tried approaching her, she told me the author of "call of the crocodile" already took her virginity and has a way bigger schlong than me. She called the cops on me, and now I'm here. Any tips for what I should do next?

For context: I'm friends with the author of "consumptive cur." Not sure if that helps, but here you go.

>>25480181
FUCK. I knew I made a mistake. One attention? Lilting. Two? Now I'm going to replay the whole situation over and over again in the shower while listening to Merzbow.

I've been nauseous and vomiting for about a week now. Shit sucks.

>>25480185
>Merzbow
I looked it up and it feels like my ears are getting flossed with steel wool while I have a migraine after being on an airplane. But like... somehow in a way that's kinda satisfying.

Shopping for pants as a small dude with big calves is a pain in the ass. Most stores don't even carry my waist size, and if they do, half of what they have will be stupid "slim fit" shit that I can barely move in because my legs almost burst out of them.

>>25480184
lol I actually didn't end up going out because it was too hot but I will tomorrow. hopefully she's on the bus again, but I doubt it

Bro at my job who at first glance I thought looked like the meatiest meathead I would ever meat turned out to be this gentle giant who is into non-coworker video games and knows all the cinematic greats and also does not like sports. Most bizarre don’t judge a book etc I will ever experience in my life.

This super mid girl doesn't want me anymore and now I find her irresistible.

Every inclination I have is impulsive, anti-social and aggressive and the only thing that makes the words exit my mouth as anything other than screeching is a tiny voice in my head that tries very hard to revaluate my thoughts and catch it at the last second.

guess i'll make the
NEW
>>25480309
>>25480309
>>25480309
NEW

de kooning waves edition

>>25477002
>they are dancing also during this war, how brave
>you mean how rich
>no because hypocritical people think that money is everything
>but they are only children
>children aren't pure being how you think, they know that they are privileged
>now I want to puke
>don't puke in front of this privileged or you will ruin their show