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I have a crippling television addiction. If only I used all the time I spend rewatching TV shows I've seen multiple times on reading and writing instead.
>>25480309
Do you think most people are completely straight or gay or whatever? Or do you think that they just haven't met the right person of the right sex yet?
>>25480316I think a large portion are bisexual. 40% to 60%Most of them repress this and choose team straight. Some get it twisted and think they're closeted gay and hate themselves, or it ruins their marriage, or they join the priesthood. It's still sort of unacceptable to people to be bi.
>>25480316I just like femininity, a really feminine boy is attractive but the dick ruins it. I also paradoxically like women with short hair.It’s kind of can’t really put my finger on it on my end.
I ranted to my stepdad, who's a kinda apolitical, naive, "I just wanna grill" conservative, about the signs around the city advocating against a lightrail, saying it baffles me how against public transportation so many people in this country are, and his responses were, "it attracts the wrong kind of people" and "I wouldn't ever use it, so why should I pay for it?"Now, however one may feel about those responses or the lightrail aside, I found it interesting to get down to the fundamental emotional base of someone's political responses, because even though I disagree, I do get where he's coming from.
>>25480316Heterosexuality is the normal, healthy configuration but biology is messy and neuropsychological divergence can create probably any variation. The "love is love" crowd is not actually more nuanced than the "Adam and eve not Adam and Steve" crowd except in that they're more small l liberal maybe. The discrete immutable categories they espouse (even the Butlerites) are mostly unattested in ancient history, including monolithic heterosexuality. The current libleft pseudostable ideology will dissipate as humanity bifurcates into noöconservatives and posthumans and the way all of this shit matters to people today simply won't in a few decades in the same way that zoomers couldn't give two shits about hotrods.Tldr people who want to be normal will engineer straightness into their epigenetics, people who don't will go far far beyond mere anal sex and poz loads.Should this make me be less of a degenerate? Yes, I don't want to go down the posthuman path. But, women have such cute toes. Hopefully that's not too far.
I ate spaghetti I slept for 10 hours and now I have farted for one thousand years and I somehow feel in my stomach and ass that I will fart for one thousand more
Thirty years old and newly alive
>>25480425Meh
>>25480430My thoughts exactly
>>25480325Men are straight, women are bisexual. Bisexual men is a retarded concept, because men can't share a woman, but makes sense for women because women can share a man. Maybe you could get them anyway, because genes that do one positive thing can do one negative thing, and systems don't instantly reach their terminal conclusion anyway so all sorts of stupid things can persist for very long times even with them being stupid. But I doubt it. That's why people can't figure out how to straighten the gays no matter how hard they try. Maybe you could get him to put his dick in a pussy, even get him to want to do so, but he isn't ever going to like it.
How about you write my thoughts?
>>25480444>COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKez
>>25480444>"I said write my thoughts, not yours>>25480446."
official thread theme,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXYIteAfNs
unofficial thread theme https://youtu.be/awAxsG8ebno?t=230
I HATE THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFEJUST LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25480487I don’t associate with ugly people
what do you guys think of The Eagles?
>>25480560C'mon man, I hate the fucking Eagles man...
>>25480316Trannies are infinitely worse than gays and should be immediately put into gas chambers and subsequently incinerated. That is my only statement.
>>25480560Lost respect when they wouldn’t carry the ring to Mordor
>>25480560easily the most arrogant and stuck-up race in middle earth.
>>25480560https://youtu.be/-JlmvtAHhnc
>>25480564your soul is rotten
>>25480572gays should hate you more than they hate homophobes.
>>25480574I'm not a fan of trannies but that anon is correct, if you actually want to gas people your soul has issues>>25480560Not a fan of them, either
>>25480581YWNBAW.
>>25480587No shit, retard
>>25480593glad we can agree on something.
>>25480339stop caring about the views of people over fifty and start trusting your own judgement, instincts, and personal experiences. I promise you won't regret it. My life has improved drastically when I started ignoring out of touch morons from a generation above me and yours will too.
>>25480587wish I could say the same
>>25480339Public services are for poor people whats the matter cant afford property?
three threads later is that guy stillbanging on about the fucking monorail?
>>25480619I'm wealthy and I use public transport. Have you tried not acting like a nigger blowing away all of his money on flashy crap?
>>25480625kill yourself. trains and efficient public transport systems are based.
>>25480619i use public transport because i'm poor. so therefore public transport is good. it lets me get around. being able to get around and go places is good.
>>25480630
>>25480627what, like a car?
>>25480635civilization is a white people thing anyway. you wouldn't get it.
>>25480637just get on the fucking train.
>>25480638it was born in west asia between the tigris-euphrates river system.
>>25480643I didn't know there were railways in the middle east five thousand years ago. thank you for enlightening me.
>>25480645 civilisation, remember? your words.
bumbling into the position that civilisation is equivalent to railways and then acting like you've achieved intellectual victory
>>25480647nitpicking doesn't suit you.
>>25480649sorry Ahmed but I don't speak Arabic.
>>25480649getting confused at who’s who now.
>>25480650i couldn’t’ve been more straightforward.
>>25480649Kek
>>25480652yes, my name is Ahmed. i run a small laptop repair shop in Beirut. it is decent life, i work hard, i look after my daughter (alone, since the death of my wife). but once, once i had dreams of pursuing a career in literature. my friend Mahmoud, who back in the 80s studied abroad in France - who seemed to me always so suave and so erudite - would tell me of the cafes and literary salons and opinionated French women, and the romance of the scene would hover before my eyes like a mirage. i started writing poems, short stories, i was inspired, for this was when i was first dating Noor. once a month, at a rooftop cafe in classy district, i would nervously wait my turn to read aloud from my notebook; but i was out of place amid the upper-class Lebanese, i did not have their proficiency in either literary Arabic or the European languages they had picked up abroad, nor could i follow the obscure strictures of their taste. so one day the notebook went to the back of my draw and never reemerged. those nights on the rooftop in the night breeze are gone - Noor has gone from this world. of my literary aspirations all that remains is a hardened kernel of bitterness. and when the shop is slow, as these days it increasingly is, i browse 4chan's literature board, and take out my frustration through shitposts about public transport.
You are an obsession, you're my obsessionWho do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?
>>25480664and so he spends his days on /lit/, whiling away the long afternoons. then one morning he receives a message. from odile, one of the opinionated mademoiselles from that rooftop. she remembered him, and she invites him to talk things over with her in the little maisonette which she shares with her friend. ‘hello, ahmed, how nice of you to come.’ she took the three steps necessary to bring her across the floor to him. she said in a matter-of-fact voice, ‘i thought it would be silly to waste time.'
>>25480632You are bad because you are poor and anything that’s good to you is bad
>>25480693yeah i realise that's the dominant value system and will probably remain so for the rest of my life. it saddens me emotionally but means nothing to me intellectually.
It is with a heavy lung i regret to inform you i’m out of cigarettes
>>25480309>my work is beautiful?>no, is pure shit>thanks for being honest
The calming qualities of vacant surrealism
The product is bluntly inconsiderate in artistry, and especially so given its petty modern profit-giving audience, what it suggests towards it means to be human is wholly disgusting, and a mere by-product of a profit-seeking motive - at the end of the day it is all no more than ersatz mercenary work
Once X happens, then I will be able to do Y. But not until then.
I legitimately view pro-choicers as vermin, and unworthy of moral consideration.They have made a conscious moral choice which I find morally disqualifying. They have made a choice which I consider to be deeply evil and I believe I am within my philosophical grounds to deny them personhood on the basis of that choice.They are the moral equivalent of rats and cockroaches. Any mass extermination of them would be completely justified. Maybe give them a chance to recant their views before dumping them in a mass grave, just to be entirely fair. I think a lot of them would retreat on their babykilling position when faced with the prospect of death.
Are triple digit orgasms triple digit in size, or in quantity? Or is it when you make someone cum with three fingers
>>25480766What an advanced and innovative thought
I’m currently working on a skeleton key of a sentence that will instantly cure non-verbal autism by triggering a hard reset on all communications systems alleviating their pre-occupation with the subsonic frequency the subjects were initially bred to transmit and receive code in, but where they are currently trapped due to a defunding of the project
>>25480570why does everyone hate the eagles? i mean they're not good they have like two or three god songs at most, but why do they make ppl seethe so much?
bitcoin is up 22% this week lol also gold is up, debasement trade is back, it's so over for the dollar
>>25480803What I've been trying to think about is if I could post us into a default. Hyperinflation hurts the average American, but default hurts only the banks and shareholders of US debt.I bet if you talked to the right people, at the right time, about the United States defaulting on its debt, it would start a preference cascade and the bond and sovereign debt markets would make it a fait accompli. Just straight-up force the issue.The thing is, who'd you have to talk to? Make one good appearance on CNBC?
>>25480437>Bisexual men is a retarded conceptwoah, when this guy learns about gay men he'll shit bricks
>>25480806if the us defaults on it's debt how is it going to pay for all the gibs which are the vast majority of government spending?
>>25480799Because they undercut the whole hippie/woodstock movement by adapting rock into rube and early yuppie music
>>25480813That's not my problem. Fuck all the old people and fuck all the degenerate brownoids.
>>25480815oh so they were the first yacht rock or sth? how come idk fleetwood mac or whatever doens't piss people off that much?
>>25480817well they'll have to print money to pay social security since selling bonds to pay for it will be way too expensive when yields go to the moon. the govt needs to chop spending, but now that the republicans are also a big government party, there's really no where to go in the voting booth. it's kinda over.
>>25480817i feel u too bad in a democracy a boomer/brown coalition pretty much guarantees inflating away the dollar to nothing
I’m fairly certain that I have a stomach virus. I hope I don’t give it to my toddler
>>25480799i’ve never heard anyone say it except in reference to the big lebowski. they are powerfully lame though.
the world is a place where nothing has ever been any good and nothing of significance done: no art worth a second look, no philosophy of the slightest appositeness, no law but serves the state, no history that gives an inkling of how it had been and what had happened. and no love, only egotism, infatuation and lust.
>>25480835i heard it from the band the eagles of death metal they hated the eagles and then when of the band members heard some guy say a band was like the eagles of death metal so they named their band that even tho it's not a death metal band. i didn't even remember big lebowski hate an eagle hating skit in it.
i kinda hate how espresso always has this sludge at the bottom of the cup
>>25480819>>25480825The way out of this is unironically dictatorship. Trump doesn't care about anything but himself and America As Such. Put him in power for life, free from all fear of care and consequence, and he'll default on our debt because even as an old-ass man he'll know it's the most logical thing to do. Put somebody like him, or Vance, beyond the concern of the voters, the bondholders, or anyone else, they'll do it.American needs a Cincinnatus. Or maybe an Augustus.
>>25480845just cancel social security
>>25480818Yeah basically. There was other pop and idiot music but The Eagles really put together that beer and football type rock attitude whereas rock had generally been more focused on auteurs writing impressionism while tripping balls in Marrakesh
>>25480839man remember when islamists shot up that eagles of death metal concert in france? it's like a lifetime ago now i bet zoomers never even heard of it
>>25480839.. what? the post you replied to was the big lebowski scene where he says ‘i hate the fucking eagles’ >>25480570
>>25480857ya i'm saying tho i've heard eagles hate from other places than lebowski sorry it's early i didn't write right
>>25480845We need a Sulla
Cincinatty
>>25480875Didn’t he leave behind a very fragile system that quickly failed & Rome plunged right back into chaos? You need a Claudius.
Tfw no lit gf with medium length hair and bangs and thin ankles to condescendingly explain the ending of blood meridian to and the subtle ways in which Cormac McCarthy is a starsprung genius while we watch deadpool 2 together for my birthday and she rubs my bald soggy head
I like the idea of creating products myself and find ways of selling them or monetizing them. But there's so many things to think about, holy shit, how do people do this
>>25480880>>25480875>>25480845>guise we NEED a big strongman daddy to control us just like in le rome!!!fuck off
>>25480766I wouldn't retreat. Why be afraid of death? It's far more immoral to sentence a child to a life of suffering.
>>25480880No, the only way you can play the death of the republic at Sulla’s feet is by making some kind of claim that he set a precedent by crossing the rubicon and that by breaking that taboo it emboldened Caesar to do the same, that’s about it though. He spent much of his dictatorship trying to strengthen the senate and the republic, and then he walked away from supreme power and retired peacefully.
>>25480951No it isn't lmfao. I got beaten and (mildly) tortured every few days for ~half my childhood and I'm glad I'm still alive, even with the nightmares and all. Go fuck yourself faggot, maybe do everyone else a favor and desublimate your own death drive. Not being able to afford vidya and poptarts or whatever is not sufficient reason to kill someone.
Most of the website are easily controllable idiots who will instantly defend ideas they don’t believe because of their impulse to act like experts in response to any question even if it is a subject they have never heard of
>>25480664Lovely post.
>>25480798stealing your post
>>25480806Default would guarantee hyperinflation, retard. Spending isn't going to get cut, ever.
>>25481003You’ll never get the formula in time
>>25480984I remember doing this about Foucault's pendulum. I thought it was in reference to Michel Foucault and just bullshitted outright that it was about the power dynamics swinging between the institutions and the public in some kind of extreme version of a hegemonic struggle.Luckily it was only to a girlfriend who probably wasn't even listening but glad I actually looked it up afterwards.
>>25481009On /co/ you can make them think they have a snowwoman fetish and hate women for wanting to fuck a minotaur at the same time
>>25481008What I lack in writing ability, I make up for in fundraising.
You’ve got it all wrong, the government didn’t make that just to fuck with you, the government made you just to fuck with!
They’re putting heroin in the dick pills
>>25480437>because men can't share a womanSpoken like a man who doesn't know the joys of being tunnel buddies
Cyborg John Henry vs translucent silver drone cloud
>>25481009I saw the bag said ‘from Morocco’ so i asked my my coworker if Tangerines were from Tangiers and then he said ‘no’ and spent 90 seconds explaining the history of nectarines
>>25481080That'd be a sick combo, because opiates make it very difficult if not impossible for you to cum. You'd be every girls' favorite man with those pills. Satisfying three women back-to-back, no problem.
What the hell I’m a doctor and I don’t know what impressionism is you certified schizo, I mean what kind of guy spends all that time learning all that esoteric knowledge just to put it in unreadable script? Now take this piece of paper to the technician to decipher, it shows the name of an ancient south american root extract found only in certain hidden basins and was synthesized by scientists at the pentagon to alleviate a growing epidemic of variances in the ineffable electromagnetic fields that make up your self which I do not quite fully understand. Take too much and you will die
>>25481103Apomorphine in the blue chew for precisely that purpose
>>25480962No, I don't think I will faggot. You worship suffering if you aren't lying, which you are.
Frozen pizza for breakfast again.
>>25481134Why?Get a gripAnd I aint talking about a pussy griptho some grippy poon might do you wonders :=)
>>25481118Interesting. I'd seen ads for that but didn't know what it contained.
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
>serving tables>one table with a nice couple>guy doesn't know what to order, asks my opinion>I tell him what I order for lunch all the time>he gets it>I check on table few minutes later>he obviously hates it but pretends for the sake of being politestill makes me sad whenever I think about it
>>25481155TELDANAFILSELDANAFILAPOMORPHINE GET THIS SHIT OFF MY PODCASTS I SHOULDN’T KNOW THIS SHIT
>>25481171thank you for your service.
>>25481174:D
Another gang shooting, capUgh, reminds me of that Agatha Christie story, the first edition
>>25481126I'm not lying. One of my earliest memories is my mother hitting me (not that bad just whipping with a coat hanger or something) and screaming at me for not cleaning up my toys fast enough. When I said I wished I was dead she went and got a knife and handed it to me, and said to kill myself if I really felt that way. It was in our old house so I was seven at most, I think I was four if my sense that my younger brother hadn't been born yet is correct. It's not that bad, the really bad shit came later when we were poor and kept inside all day among mountains of trash and is hard to convey, but I think that kind of experience is what makes richfag utilitaritards like you whine about life not being worth it. And I'm still glad I was born.I don't worship suffering, my ass hurts atm and I sure wish it didn't. But neither am I terrified of it like a spoiled manchild (you). Grow up.
girl advice-when you get into an argument with a girl, keep it building and building, then at a random point when she’s heated, pause for half a second and say ‘..yeah you’re probably right.’ and go quiet.
>type something without thinking>Post it>Re-read it>It's retarded
>>25481284See! I should've just said read it because I don't read it before I post it!!!
>>25481292And now I'm having a panic attack because I look like a ninny
>>25481295Fuck I should've left it. Nobody would have said anything. I should've left it but now I'm in the deep end. Sinking
>>25481284>>25481292>>25481295>>25481299This post was one big joke, you're stupid if you believe otherwise
>>25481301I... I don't care!
>>25481301*These posts FUCK leave me alone
AHHHHHH
>>25481284>>25481292>>25481295>>25481299Your cute ;)
I'm pretty lucky. I've got it pretty good all things considered. The last three or four years were some form of personal hell and I almost died by my own hand and did a weeks-long stretch in a mental hospital back in 2024 but ever since then, God, the universe (whatever YOU want to call it) has been regularly pointing out to me that compared to a lot of humanity, my life is pretty great. I've got a fun thing to do this weekend, a loving family who is still around, a roof over my head, pets to cuddle, food to eat and a couple genuine friends.I used to think my life was pretty hard and that I'd been dealt a lousy hand by fate but nowadays I'm coming to terms with just how utterly, pathetically selfish and naive I was. I am thankful. For everything, it's never been perfect but damn... at least I've never had to live in a car or hop from church food pantry to church food pantry just to keep from starving to death. Be thankful for what you have gentlemen. There's a million-and-one other people on this earth who don't have it near as good as you do and would probably kill to be in your position and it could all change in the blink of an eye.Call your loved ones and tell them you love them. Give 'em a hug. Try to help your fellow man where and when you can.God bless you anon. I hope you get an answered prayer this weekend.
really like how they said 'well his true nature seems to be a big secret, but if i had to put a word on it, i'd say... he's God' and then the apparent adversary 'lord of the world' exploded in black lighting into a truly horned satanic form, bursting the peak of the mountain as though entirely the eruption of a volcano, in one piece's new manga chapter this week
ok but how's your HANDwriting?
The amount of people equating Christ to Satan these days is WILD. I mean, you're committing the ONLY SIN IN EXISTENCE that is UNFORGIVABLE and you're doing it CASUALLY.Sheesh. Good luck buddy.
I present to you an act of pure draftmanship *black suited ninja on raining twilight rooftop has cut panel break across himself skewed sideways in epic gargoyle pose*. I have arrived at the moment of twilight to demonstrate these messages before it is too late. To quote my master … Listen to my last words
>>25481401Okay okay fuck i wont say ‘satanic’! Got my star of david seal of verifcation too on that one!
>>25481407Christ was antisemitic.
>>25481409you're making it hard pal!!!
>>25481401The only sin that is truly unforgivable is reddit spacing;see you in heck, o7
>Modern kids don't understand what a space between paragraphs is so they call it "reddit spacing" The education system failed a lot of you.
>hello chat I am writing>paragraphs>Thank you for your attention to this>matter
>>25481430Retard.
>>25481430The person you're supposedly ridiculing typed out a paragraph before he used a space. You're the idiot here.
>>25481433What the heckaroo? Why are you upset, my dear reddit friend?Are you some sort of paragraphs hater?
The dying Earth is where I reign supreme. I have no kin, thrust into existence, inexplicably, with neither rhyme nor reason as to why; all blades yield at my wieldship. I draw the gaze of all who stumble into my sphere. There are those who recognize Lordship, and there are the expressions of they who've come to awaken under my gravitas; my heft is unignorable, and the expanse that draws its breadth at my posterior beckons the ruin of those foolish enough to meddle, to play, to toy. I've no patience nor time for the whims of simpletons. All blades, all lengths, all weights know I am. Wherever you uncover my tracks, know desolation has been wrought. There is a codex known only to me that wreaks its works through the flesh of my digits; I am that of the Great Work. I seek and perceive that paths; that which envelops and unfolds before my eyes alone. The lineage of which my seed has been wrested is not merely ancient, it is Eternal, and inextinguishable. I convey the Word Incommunicable, when the Sun draws nigh, at the moment, the Nexus, at the Crux. I spit the Essence, for it is that which I am.
>>25481436I strongly disagree with that assertion. No need to be mean, friendo.>>25481441What the heck you didn't seperate your paragraphs. How am I supposed to read this?
>>25481443Perhaps you should fetch your spectacles.
>>25481459Nah my vision is perfect.Thank you for your attentionto this matter
I want to read!!!!!!! AHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH akmdfngonapgopagpae
>>25481430AI has like an 11th grade formatting level so all the rubes go apeshit when they see people typing like anything more than a middle schooler
>>25481401>The amount of people equating Christ to Satan these days is WILDcould you give an example of what you're talking about? (genuine question)
>>25481441Beautiful, reallyIt reminds me of the lyrics and theming of this obscure song you might enjoyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72h7jgu-cGQ&list=RD72h7jgu-cGQ&start_radio=1And I really don't mean that by any means of insult
>>25481503okay okay look im a doctor not a miracle worker dammit i can give you these drips of words but you're going to have to fucking pick up a fucking book god dammit! Uh, black lighting! He who did not have the courage to let go! Blissfully beautiful king of the world, downstairs the way cascades last imagined bastion returns home now!!! GOD DAMMIT I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER PATIENT
By the way if you steal 'last imagined bastion' then i win because i know its good and I was rich to be born with, so go FUCK YOURSELF.
>>25481509There are plenty of people around these days saying that Jesus was actually Satan in disguise or at the very least, demonic in nature.
>>25481529I would also like a clear example
>>25481532Go look up F. Gardner's blog. There's one example for you.
>>25481528The phrase or an imaged bastion in your mind? Because i used that phrase last night on /v/ and you're obviously jacking it right now which is super cringe.
Hating women is not misogynistic, they only are complete like one week a month, ask any of them!!!
>>25481560>hey babe, is it true that most of the time you're a wretched creature who deserves my contempt?
>>25480309PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Murder and rape are the most horrific crimes an individual can commit against another individual. They are serious moral violations. Don't rape and don't murder. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
>>25481567Woman detected
>>25481513I wrote it after reading the words of a mind I've grown to admire.
>none of the paywall solutions work on wsjWell what the heck how am I supposed to know what the rich cunt spin is now?
>>25481610this seems to work for me
Idk man, I was just gooning and you made a big deal of it
>>25481585I appreciate the compliment
Also I love dystopias, maybe we could talk about that rather than have an egotistical shit fight
>>25481624I am not trying to fuck you okay I am fucking myself near you and I wish you would stop watching
Dark negative black projects performed by Nazi paperclip scientists the likes of which should have never survived Nuremberg
>>25481632*burps*
>>25481615loomix sucks you guys don't fall for the meme
>>25481634Probably
Sorry but I don’t identify as anything other than grey
It was in the fourth chapter of 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' I first clamped my erect penis in unclear pleasure, not yet knowing masturbation, its juvenile volume one year more mature than the less attractive previous text. I wonder if I still have that page?
dude porn is such shit after you cum
Or at least by somebody who isn’t a giant baby
Give me some slop,
You know what maybe I'm tired from work sometimes, and you're not the only one with needs, did you ever think of that?
Heading to the library to read. I wish the bus wasn't so far so I could bring more than a single book without it being so cumbersome. Yeah, yeah, I have a backpack but it's a bit excessive to use a backpack just to read at the library.
Obese fats guys be so fucking funny when they try to talk around their obesity and pretend to have actionable crushes and date as though they weren't also total autismos and not the genius fat satirists they think they are from tv
>>25481662People have actually killed themselves over less btw KEK. I can sustain gigantic levels of suffering.
>>25481670I heard you sleepstalking
>>25481666>being this insecure
>>25481666>datingNot interested, wow time
>>25481663the minds of others are baffling to me. just take your backpack!
Are you mexican squaw because honestly I was expecting a more i dont know spiritual earthly voice but you talk like an unlearned spic and I can't picture my dick in your moon face as easily anymore
>>25481666Why are you so mean? I am just shooting my shot. She was never going to let you hit anyways all you do is sit in a corner and smirk smugly at everyone What the fuck is that?
And I mean what type of name is Isabella anyways? Some Russian product? Your ass looks like a bell, I've been seeing you lose weight, if you were smart for fucking once you'd stop now. Fucking total vacancy, if you didn't plan that then you are my mark. You candid sweatstain, you idiot. You're showing ring now? Oh my fucking God who would marry you?
>>25480309I've watched a couple "room-makeover" videos and keep getting recommended videos with pure white rooms in the thumbnails. Pure white everything. That's literal torture. They use that to torture people.
>>25481683That girl is previously damaged and any attempt at copulation from you would result in a fatal ceiling collapse
>>25481678It just seems so tryhard! I'm not going to school. I'm not carrying a laptop. Then again it would be nice to be able to switch from the novel to the poetry book to the non-fiction to the book of essays, but still. Ideally, I'll stick to reading the novel at the library and the rest at home, even though I get most of my reading done away from home.
RENNY RENNY JENNY ROOOO
>>25480314
>>25480316I don't think anyone is completely straight. I really do think there is at least one person on earth that can "make someone gay". No matter how unlikely, the chance is always non-zero.
>>25480327I know that feeling very well, anon. There's something so fucking great about girly boys and manly women. Sometimes I get really weird about it.
Also, I’d never hurt any1, fuck you
>>25480566>>25480568
If you weren’t a psychopath you wouldn’t be shooting nigger beams at me no matter how mean I was.
>>25480316>Do you think most people are completely straight or gay or whateverBluntly NO. This whole 'you're born gay' thing was a pathetic move by weakling not-give-a-fuck partisans to graft votes from the 'you don't choose your race' argument which directly and fatally divided and undercut the universal sexual experience true beyond any petty human conception of sex or gender, and you can ask your genitalia what it thinks when you go beyond your mind's boundaries, and that's final.
>>25481720this guy is talking to his penis outside the boundaries of his mind, gay
>>25481731I doubt anyone has talked to your cock for years
I was born in '91, product of the dope game
>>25481755Sh-shut up, gay boy
>>25480309I'm simultaneously bored and restless. Tired as fuck yet raring to go. I feel shiftless and worthless and I don't have a single good idea or the motivation to do anything. All I can do is bitch about being a failure as a human anonymously on the internet.
I can't fuckn read w/out vaping.
>>25481780It's a hopeless feeling. I used to do bad shit to make it stop. The only thing you can really do is try to distract yourself. I use a coloring app, lately.
She graduated. Thank heavens. That was the target I hoped she'd hit during all our time together. Yet seeing the news I felt nothing. I felt glad to be rid of her. Yes, for a long time I wanted nothing more than to be rid of her. It was stronger than any charitable feeling, and I emphasized the latter only as an alibi, both to others and to myself. No, I felt inferior, even. She's done so much since leaving me, or rather by leaving me, and I have only grown smaller, weaker, and more frightened.
The rain pours down on meI'm drowning beneath its dark blue seaShivering pleading let me beAs the rain pours down on me...
I'm a fat manFatter than lard, manRounder than a bowling ball, I amHot Diddley damnI'm a fat man
>>25481931Get back to writing Winds of Winter, George
I can't listen to audio faster than 1.0x. Shit hurts my head.
>>25481627Whose prose do you think I'm referring to?
I am incessantly boredEverything I once adoredHas begun to feel like a choreHappyness no more, no more!My fruit has been peeled to the coreAll that's left leaves me soreHappyness no more, no more!I am incessantly bored
Green pixie girl wasn't there today. Sometimes you really do only get one chance at someone, a solitary shared point between your two journey lines of life.Especially with riding the bus, it can be tricky. You see someone, and maybe it's a one-time thing, that was the one day their car was in the shop or their parents or roommate couldn't drive them so they were stuck somewhere or really had to pick something up or was heading to a party, and needed to ride that particular route that one time. Or they have a regular schedule, and they catch the same bus all the time. But is it everyday? Is it MWF or perhaps TTh or is it at their whim, their stochastic impulse? The worst is when you catch the bus one time, see a gorgeous girl who's also showing attraction back, so you catch the same route at the same time the same day the next week and she's there again, so you spend the whole following week mustering up the courage, practicing the perfect approach, planning the ideal outfit to wear, all in an optimized effort to ask her out, and then when you show up, she's not there and it turns out she's been riding that bus at that time on that day for the past 6 months to a year and whatever her need, it just ended and you never see her again. Or maybe she just got a car.The point is, seize the day!
>>25481967All this virgin postulating so you can go up and say Hey Big Ma, that ass in those jeans ensnared my soul Could I buy you a cup of coffee? Then she says no thank you I have (insert generic excuse here) and life goes on. We really do be overthinking and shit.
>>25481979Wanna know the ridiculous part? I'm at the stage in my life where I'm actually more afraid of them saying yes. More than rejection, I fear being a disappointing date.
>obsessing over girl and posting about her on 4chan because she smiled at you once on the busOnce you get a woman you'll realize she's a job and you'll never want one again
>>25481985Reminds me of Hitch. At the end of the day it's all about letting go whatever is going to happen is going to happen. Kind of sucks WIll Smith died in that cucking accident. He''s good in that movie.
>>25481985>>25481979Dude you gotta have more esteem than that at our age, don't you at least have women you see that are just precisely in your 'target range' and you feel an instinctual infatuation to because they're just in your fucking lane? Who are your age and as tired of the rest of it as you are? What are you thinking about all that?
>>25482007one day I said 'you know what i'm not qualified to make decisions in my own life' and i just let things happen and i've been happily married for a year now
Exactly how green of hair are we talking though
>>25482007Ah man I must've watched that film a hundred times as a kid.> Kind of sucks WIll Smith died in that cucking accident.Which is why my mother told me to avoid such situations.>>25482011That's the thing, I know I'm pretty good looking, the issue is more... having to entertain on a date. Having to tell amusing stories, to be interesting, to be funny, to be fun, to constantly be on.
>>25482013Based.>>25482011Sorry my eyes only see 9s and 10s. It's a birth defect. Realistically though a couple of qts have hit on me on their own I am just a sperglord. *tips fedora*
My girlfriend died a few days ago in a mountain climbing incident. I saw her body earlier today in the mortuary. I thought it would help, seeing her one last time. Only her face and her right hand were visible. Her hand was bright red on the outside but white and very wrinkly on the palm. It was covered in scratches and her fingernails were dirty. Her face was a pale yellow with orange splotches. There were maggots everywhere. They were crawling out of her mouth and falling from her nose. I saw one climb into her eye. One of her eyelids was slightly open and you could see her glassy eye. The white part was yellow. There was a bad odor. I would cry and cry and suck in air. And I could taste it when I sucked the air in. And I gagged. My beautiful girl was laying there being eaten by maggots while I gagged over her. I tried to kiss her on the forehead before I left the room but I couldn’t. I’d left my eyes open so I wouldn’t get any maggots in my mouth and I could see her eye. The yellow glassy eye. I fled from the room and washed my hands with soap. It’s so wrong and I feel so guilty. I couldn’t kiss her one last time. I cleansed myself of her touch. I’m so lost. I don’t know what to do. I’m in so much pain. I’m writing this on the back step of her house. We used to sit here at night and look at the stars. They were so bright at her house. Sometimes we would smoke weed on this step and make out. I miss her so much. I just don’t know what to do.
>>25482019If this is fiction, that's pretty good writing. If it's real, then damn, sorry anon, sorry to hear that. All I can say is in time, the wound will grow smaller, you will learn to love again, and you will.
>>25482017>Sorry my eyes only see 9s and 10sProbably why you still see yourself in the mirror, defense mechanism
Leering at apparent larval hick sluts in the greasy noons of waffle house skies
>>25482025It’s real
I only made this post to declare my moment of silence
>>25482032How long were you two together? And were you with her mountain climbing?
>>25482019I am sorry anon. That sucks. Only thing to do is to let time heal all wounds.
Silence to know she had the grace to face heaven
>>25482019We did so much together. My whole life has been poisoned by her. I took my socks off this morning and they were covered in her beautiful long hair. I can’t do anything without it reminding me of her. I feel like she’s about to come bounding around the corner. She was so beautiful and sweet. She was so funny. I really feel like she’s about to burst into her bedroom and say something that will make me laugh. But she will never do that again. She is being eaten by maggots. I alternate between feeling completely numb and sobbing uncontrollably. I’m going to be so lonely without her. I was so lonely before her and now it’s going to be even worse.
https://youtu.be/aEKmbDbFMI8?si=OwC7C5n9tz7d19Ag
>>25482036We were together for almost a year. I was working on that day so she went alone. She loved to be alone in nature. I just feel so guilty she was all alone when she died out in the cold. She would have been so scared. The police told me she looked peaceful when they found her but when I saw her she didn’t look like that at all.
>>25482057Damn. What about her parents and family? Did you talk to them?
>>25482060I’ve been with her family since the incident. I’ve been sleeping in her room at her parent’s house.
I'm so conceited. I'm almost always reading a book when I'm in public, and whenever I see a girl show up and pull out her own book, I'm convinced she's doing so in order to impress me. Not that, y'know, she saw me, ran to the bookstore, bought something, then ran back to show me she can read, nothing that ridiculous, but more she has a book in her bag, she sees the cute guy reading a book, and figures if she starts reading too, even though she's not in the mood and would rather be browsing her phone, it'll get my attention, in which she is totally correct.
>>25482070We are currently sharing grief
>>25482070And then you smile and talk to her because you're a chad and then we all clap.
>>25480313I'm sure it'd be interesting to hear what you thought on x number of rewatches for any fans
I've done nothing since COVID, I've probably left the house in under 20 times since, and one of those was a psychiatric hospitalisation after the intelligence services threatened to set me up and tried to drive me to suicide. Even if you do nothing and take less than 30 steps a day people will still go out of their way to fuck with you. They still do. The first time I noticed I was being followed was a LONG LONG time ago because cars were flashing me as I was walking to a friends house. Also people looking through the window. That was before they started knocking on it and following me around on here posting threats. You can't escape the chaos of the world. It's just a reminder. They haven't stopped spying on me, they just harass me less. Jtrig creeps. You can't have peace when people follow you around posting gore and taking the piss out of your writing style, or referencing movements and reactions you make with WiFi vision, or following you around and posting pro suicide messages. They were actually threatening me at the beginning, after that they just fucked with me and stalked me. No peace. You don't even leave the house and all of this happens. Why?
>>25482111While it's true I have any number of interesting insights into How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, The West Wing, or White Collar, I'd much rather be one of those guys with interesting insights into Joyce, Proust, Shakespeare, and Dante, ya feel?
>>25482115Ah, you're one of those gangstalking TI schizos. I hope you get the help you need, anon.
>>25482115Are you my CIA agent?
Why would my CIA agent use kekoldry? Strange? Curious.
I just feel like if this guy's loved one died we should meditate on that and go sleep and anything less than respect shouldn't be posted until due time is paid
>>25482115>>25482124>>25482128Just never pick up a gun, and if you do never point at other people or yourself. That's it. You stay adamant about that and whatever glowies, demons, gangstalkers or any other cryptids will fuck off forever.
>>25482133But then he might feel bad because it'll be like he killed the thread.
Nah I need anxiety pills, OCD is gonna kill me.
>>25482136I think he feels bad already and you shouldn't say 'kill'
Are you a good person? :3
i wish i had an audience watching me i always wanted to be a star
>>25482139Is the anxiety from that similar to that of social and general anxiety? The same meds would help would all three?
>>25482148Yes (compared to worse persons)
Yes, we should all drop the pretence of being edgelord and embrace our inner wholesome reddit chungus every time reality comes in with its harsh truth about fragility we should gently coo each others pearls and braid each others hair. Someone should call their mom and see if we can have a sleepover so we can heal. You have to be very intelligent to understand Rick and Morty by the way.
>>25482148No. I am a perverted, cynical bastard who feels nothing and lives day to day without any greater purpose.
>>25482149Sounds like a living nightmare
>>25482149Fame is overrated. What you want is something called money.
>>25482148Yes and these cluelesss perverts couldn't find the dark side of the moon from mars
>>25482154We should commit federal crimes like a sissy when someone is mean to us on the internet.
>>25482164TRUE, finally someone with a vision.
>>25482154why do you trash your otherwise graceful messages with such creamsicle vulgarity 'reddit', 'chungus', keep it clean ffs or else you're one of them
>>25482165Yep, we should do that instead of making money, working out or hobbies.
>>25482149*exploits a flaw in the 4chan code to hack into your webcam*heh nothin personnel... star
(I’m definitely not a loser and lost btw)
>>25482168I aim for funny. Absurd is funny.
trying beer again this weekend, this time it's an Ayinger Urweisse. still could not force myself to finish the whole thing but it was better than the last thing I tried. slightly more fruity, I guess? I read you should pour it into a glass but sipped from the bottle first and it tasted much better from there, kinda like bananas, even if it was still pretty bitter and gross overall. verdict: 4/10
>>25482169Wow sorry mr crime police
>>25482176And the alcohol effects?
>>25482156Is that you John Wayne? Is that me?
>>25482174Farce fallacy
>>25482193idk. I had between 1/3 and 1/2 of a pint before the taste became too much for me. I feel very slightly dizzy or lightheaded and that's it.
>>25482193Coup de grace
I swear to god some of the posts itt are them trying to fuck with me and gaslight me.
>>25482202Yeah, you still need to drink more to get what it's about. You're trying it like it's ice cream lol. The effect is what it's about.
>>25482172You better watch out or i´ll post my one eyed monster again. (You dont want to see that)
>>25482205>>>/r/gangstalking
>>25482201What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25482176You´ll be a drunkard in no time son
>>25482205I just want you to live with me and become cowriters
>>25482205Par for the course. Just relax and let it happen
That's me in the spot light losing my religion to American imperialist neoliberal hegemony imposing their decadence on my country
>>25482206ehh, maybe another time. I have a bottle of wine to try sometime, maybe that will be more my thing.
When i look at you theres mirrors showing me two tiny images of me, its driving me nuts!
>>25482205There's at least one anon that seems to be doing something like "cold reading" but for playing on people's paranoia. It's pretty despicable.
>>25482219That's crazy how that be. From our perspective we're just falling down the stairs.
>>25482207This is one of them.https://warosu.org/lit/thread/25474440#p25476350They were referencing my writing style a couple of days ago
I've had to wear a hat the last ten days I've gone out. I feel like one of those dudebros or midguys trying to hide the fact they're going bald. I have great hair, I just need a haircut. Hopefully this weekend.
>>25482245He said that like his reason was different from the bald guys.
>>25482249I have all of my hair! I just need to cut it.
>>25482251So do all the other guys with hatsWink wink
>>25480309In some parenting arrangements, it is important the more strict and regulatory one(s) take a break from their stressful task of regimentation. Ostensibly for their benefit but in reality it is so the kids get to be free of the prison warden and his/her totalitarian control over their lives for a while lest they start going insane.
Do i not feel entertained?
>>25482255Those guys wish they had this mane.inb4>Why cut it? Looks good long.'cuz this city is too fuckin' windy so it blows it everywhere and I look ridiculous.
>>25482258That whole second sentence could be chopped off and instead, where the first period is, just say>for the benefit of the children.lol
I just don't understand when people use "sentimental" as a pejorative because to me, sentiment is a good thing. Makes me feel like I'm a sap.
>>25482295Think of it as unwarranted emotional intensity.Imagine you gave someone a stick of gum. Would be stranger if they thanked you or if they started sobbing and shrieking about being unworthy of such a gift?
>>25482268Yeah. But the idea would not be complete without the second sentence and it would come off weaker.
Reading The Great God Pan by Machen and I got the sudden hankering to listen to Led Zeppelin IV. It's that creepy folk horror spirit I guess.
>>25482338Talk of days for which they sit and waitAll will be revealed
>>25481187>>25480766 here, based as fuck post, Anon, thank you for the pro-life assist. I am happy you are here. I am glad you were born, too. The world is better off because you are in it. I am happy you are alive, and I am glad that you are in our midst. God bless you.
>>25480766>>25482352>rats and cockroachesDOOM
>>25482352Appreciate it. It's so bizarre when one of these "uwu I just wanna reduce suffering" people tells me to my face that I and my siblings should have been butchered in the womb and that I'm wrong for not wanting to kill myself. You shouldnt want to exterminate them though, that isn't good either.
All this alliteration is starting to PISS ME OF
Did i show you my one eyed monster already?
just busted a mid nut. wasn't that horny but if figure if i miss my chance to fap it tonight i'll end up hella horny later.
i've been listening to that steve jobs in exile book, pretty good there's a lot of new shit that wasn't in other stuff, assuming ur into business.
>>25482432Steve Jobs, disaster for the human race, etc...
ok fuck it i'm going to bed
for whites to treat blacks as the plague is as blacks treating ebola as the plague
Hab probiert, dich festzuhalten, du fliegst weg und wirst zu StaubGroßes Loch in meiner Brust und toter Schmetterling im Bauch
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>>25482467I have been dead before
