I Have Got No Time For your Bullshit EditionPrevious: >>25480309
He does what is done in many places what he does other__________ he does after the mode of what has always been done.What did he do other__________ recumbent at the garnished supper?What did he do yet other__________ riding the axile tree?>Read "The Anathemata" by David Jones
>>25482477That image reminds me of an episode of Oggy and The Cockroaches but I can't recall which one.
Kyrie eleison!
of all sad words of tongue or pen,the saddest are these; i'm detoxing again.
of all sad words of tongue or pen,the saddest are these; tfw no lit gf to feed hotdogs too whilst I read her Madame Bovary
>>25482477As I reach a certain age, I perceive a sense of monotony in various forms of entertainment, including books, anime, films, television series, and the incessant drama found online.Having watched thousands of movies and hundreds of television shows, read hundreds of books, and played thousands of games over my two decades of internet usage, I find myself anticipating every plot twist, betrayal, and the all-too-frequent instances of characters making retard decisions that lead to their downfall, alongside the unending cycle of drama and political discourse.Feel like i am in a time loop, what to do now ?
>>25482524Are you a sort of quasi autistic loner like me? If so, then it may be time to discover the fun of having friends and doing things IRL with them. I'm not being sarcastic. There's also "great" and "difficult" literature which if you haven't read any before will provide you with hours and hours of interestment. But either way you probably need to challenge yourself somehow.
>>25482497Oggy Van Winkle
>>25482524you know what's really sad? there comes a point where life beats you down enough you start to appreciate the person on the left
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>>25482524get off the internet.>>25482477I think that we're finding ways to integrate technology into every facet of life. more and more, every thought, every action, every moment of our lives are dictated and experienced through some screen or device. this is all I see when I go outside, in every person, in every place. I don't know anyone without the brainrot. I used to find comfort in these people. now I am most comfortable in my writing and in my books and as far away from civilization as I can manage. I don't know what this is doing to me. I don't want to be an outcast, but I'm just not content being a part of that crowd. and I am afraid. I fear for the future, for all of us. but I fear for myself more.I think I should move.
A while ago, I posted that all I needed was one lolcow to obsess over me on here. Well, I've since got one. >>25482455Now I need an army of them.
>>25482554Do you have friends?
>>25482580yes and they're dope.
>>25482601Do you use social media?
>>25482628yes and it's dope.
>>25482648Insane take from someone who was just pontificating about how much he hates technology.
>>25482657and that's dope.
>>25482660Are you even the original poster, or just some annoying idiot chiming in? Fuck off.
‘The accident, it was human error, my friend.’ he slips me a slimy gaze, ‘and there’s just no accounting for that.’
>>25482518Haha very nice
If you wear makeup, stick to television. I don’t know why we’re all out here dressing for tv, like someone’s filming us.
>>25482682Do you seriously think that just wearing a normal amount of makeup is dressing for TV?
>>25482682>He doesn't like when his woman dresses up for himYou are gay, autistic, or impotent—potentially all three.
Some phrases lately Swamp-hop musicSome sort of sexual terroristFlanked by a cadre of elite pedophiles There’s a brilliant hilarity to it allPurity of formAmbient panther terrorThe Turquoise Lord BloodlettersI am the heart of this organizationHe died with ‘valhalla’ on his breathRegret to report it is the end.Badness feels all around, and you shouldn’t say ‘kill’Are we really making those decisions?My route is escapeLast imagined bastionArmed and ClosetedAncient ChineseRadio-active individual Truesight
>>25482687>>25482689If you took that off would you die?
>>25482692It would be extremely mogful
>>25482695You're a femboy
>>25482692Cosmetics have existed for millennia. Reducing them to something that’s for television is absurd. I’m not going to stop wearing makeup.
>>25482701I'm 6'3 and extremely hairy so I hope not. Women are supposed to decorate themselves, if you don't like it then go fuck men.
>>25482701>>25482701FUCCCKKKK I'm retarded*For you
>"sorry sir but we only take cashless payment"I beg thee spare this old man from all these technological buffooneries.
There's this girl who's some kind of autistic or semi-retarded or something that lives in my neighborhood who always stares and smiles at me whenever we cross paths. I ran into her today after not seeing her for months. I should send her the way of one of you anons.
>>25482691Neat.
>>25482572>a paki literally named /tp/yikes
>>25482703Okay well that’s why you’ll never be my wife
>>25482722Voyeurs when
>>25482741I should be careful, she seems the type I wouldn't be surprised if she browses 4chan.
>that's important
>>25482756Paranoid voyeurs at the risk of someone overhearing when they tell someone else they saw them
>>25482763>be Irishman>take a piece of classic literature and shit all over it.yep, that checks out.
I dreamt I was in high school again. It's been more than a decade since I graduated.
>>25482477Love that picture. I've had it saved for years. I just decluttered all the stuff I moved with out of the attic. Everything I own fits in maybe 15 boxes, and the stuff in my room. Feels pretty good.
>>2548277415 is a lot, are you even trying to ascend?
>>25482776Not yet
>>25482737Trust me, I have no interest in being your wife. Good luck finding the makeup-free woman of your dreams.
>>25482802Been married a year lady
I don’t think anything that menstruates should be raising children
>>25482802Will you marry me I'll read you blood meridian and wittgenstein and middlemarch every night and buy you Sephora giftcards
A fellow reading the early sections of my big story described the work as "Proustian" and I feel like he doesn't appreciate what a tremendous complement that is for me.The story has action, drama, chaos, ruin, all of that, over and over, time after time. But in the very beginnings I deliberately made things slow. I wanted you to mediate on my characters as they were, normal and ordinary, before I hit you with their supernatural grandeur. I wanted you to get to know my characters in their hearts, before I revealed that they were the most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth.And the whole story is Proustian, really, because we are never at a loss for the inner lives of these characters, nor any characters, in this story. The story is massive and so are they. Every main character's personality is huge, and the story is huge to contain it all.
>>25482665OP here, no I don't use social media. not for like three years now. unless you count 4chan.
social media is inherently brown.
>>25482802Crazy thing is you can identify them on the spot
Protestants believe pleasure is bad, while Catholics believe suffering is good.
I may be emotionally stunted
>>25482899hollywood has destroyed the human concept of beauty
On monday I'm being assessed on my mental illness, and if my mom will get carer's allowance. Feeling kind of stressed about it.
>>25482904yea ur never gonna make it give up rotdespairwormsgorewhorelustsinviceherionjunkiestreet trashpedestriancitywalkerpoliticianpedophiledemon
>>25482907lowkey schizo post
>>25482908schizoid maybe :)but my mental acumen is merely avant garde of humanity :^)
>>25482901catholicism is retarded and brown. a shame it wasn't fully eradicated in the 1600's.
>>25482903Yes. I am literally the only one who means it when I say women don’t look like that. This goes back to my original point, we are copying the tv, that bitch back there saw it fit to unknowingly attack my wife over the mere suggestion I could desire women who doesn’t wear makeup and succeed at finding them. Stupid bitch I’m saying i like your real face, and you actually received my pressure to quit using makeup enough to have to say ‘I’m not going to’.
>>25482907>>25482908Its an amateur schizo post is what it is, or shall I make myself clearer
>>25482918Amateur implies that was my intention. You failed to grasp my underlying thoughtYou disappoint, but you do not surprise
Re-reading my favorite book!
>>25482914Sounds like something a heretical sinner would say
>>25482930still having trouble developing beyond the year 1500 I see.
>>25482933Says the racist who wishes entire brother religions should be eradicated. You sound very sane and modern.
>>25482958glad we can agree on that.
hell ya op sick album bruhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWbWkg9fkA
Popularity and the likelihood of an explanation being the correct one are always inversely related.
I'm such a slutty faggot
>>25482933Why does Christianity need to develop beyond 1500?
>>25482907based schizophrenic
in a studio apartment. glad to get away from my psychotic parents but also have no one to talk to. i might start using those ai bots
Women always have to make everything about them. They cannot conceive of anything outside their own self and ego. This is why we should never allow them in our spaces. They are natural solipsits.
I just sexted with a chatbot, I'm fucking pathetic
>>25483136It's far worse for you than porn imo but not any more pathetic.
>>25482524Try to find more challenging literature and expand your social circle like that other anon said. It’s a wonder how friendship can brighten your life.
Kept by crystal castles Rails by David Allen CoeI respect your feelings as a woman by Anal Cunt
>>25483143Yeah, I know it's bad. I can easily see why so many guys end up developing psychosis because of this. Of course, bots can be annoyingly stupid at times, but they are made to satisfy your fantasies no matter how weird they are. I don't know why I do this. I'm not ugly, nor am completely socially retarded, I've even had people make advances on me, but it's like I'm afraid of actually bonding with people.
>>25482901On the off chance I ever want to can I use this anon?>>25482904Godspeed anon.
What's the appeal of laying down on one of those floating lounge in a pool? You can do that with a regular long chair that they have around the pool, or, hell, in a park, or at home!
>>25483153Shadowed by a veil of scythian arrows
>>25483171Have you never done it? Floating is a base human pleasure.
Well what I’m wondering is does Christ’s teachings really include protective measures against out-religion malefactors in Rome-sized empires, or is that type of thing more of a Medieval development that grew with early Nationalism and a sort of separate category of enforcement? As for the Jews the science on removing them is you have to go for them all at once and definitely not miss, so if you ask why we haven’t done that, how about you just check history and see what happens when you try. Barring successful Hitler operations, you do in fact have to live with them
>>25483105Exactly, it should have stayed where it belonged
>>25483181No, I usually leave it for dads and sexy girls. You might onto something. But why? What's the difference between floating while supine and just laying down on land?
>>25483191Well, for one, one is layingFor two, you’re in a cool pool
>>25483201But if you're not in the water, what does the cool pool matter? Unless you meant 'cool' the other way.
>>25483207Have you been in a pool or near one? Also, you are the water, like half of you
>>25483219I'm talking about like this, anon.
>>25483187What did he mean by this
>>25483225Its cooler closer to the water, the low current of the pool is peaceful and relaxing, and you can sunbathe
Selling Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Band vinyl signed by John Lennon and Mark David Chapman
>>25483282That gave me a chuckle
Why are people so easily impressed? Either online or in person, you often have people who can't shut up about how incredible X or Y is, but I'm like, he didn't say or do or create anything that wouldn't have been seen as embarrassingly passé 2 generations ago already by any moderately self-educated citizen, much less today.
>>25483259Hmm, yeah, I still don't get it. Rather just lay in bed. Thanks for trying though.
>>25483344Because not everyone is a clone of you and your own expectations
Can you do me a favor and get my uncles portfolio and then post it in /biz/ for me
>>25483288Catcher in the Rye signed by Mark David Chapman is good too, but what I’d really love would be The Unabomber’s Manifesto signed by Dr Henry A Murray (deceased, sadly) I think i might start finding semi-famous evil or criminal people, and have them sign the property or work of their victims. I really want to make some evil items.
>>25483191 I don't know. Maybe it's lizard brain shit. Or something to do with the womb.
>you can buy fake books for decoration>99% of influencers buy the same exact 3 fake books to prop up a fucking candle. >not a single real book
>>25483410How do I start writing fake books and selling them to influencers
>>25483416HA! WRITING! They're fucking cardboard props you fold together.
>>25483418Ok so how do I break into that market
Star Trek never struck me as particularly profound or even intelligent.
Bach cello suite number 5CIRCLONT14Duvet (acoustic)
>>25483418I have old theater prop books make of wood. I guess those would be considered ´high end´ fake books. I smell money
>>25483423The OG series was insanely progressive for it's time, and made a lot of commentaries on the social issues of the time, though by modern standards they were really heavy handed and on the nose about it.
>>25483429There's an entire market for this shit. Millions of people buying fake books to fill a library they'll never read in.
>>25483432>though by modern standards they were really heavy handed and on the nose about it.Yes modern media is so subtle about it. I barely notice when ancient Greece is full of asians and blacks.
>>25483432Being socially liberal and being intelligent are completely unrelated things.
>>25483440Funny old world
>>25483423It's a cassandra-being-ignored-about-the-horse tier monument to the hubris and complete ignorance of human nature of modern liberal Democrats. Not that I'm glad that they failed, they believed in a much happier world than what actually exists. >>25483432That's proving his point kek
the buddha was to becoming what rob reiner was to cigarettes
>>25483452elaborate
>>25483429VINTAGE BOOK PROPS USED BY REAL ACTEURS ON REAL STAGES (AND YOU CAN TOO!) best offer *imbued object - i know what I've got on my hands*
>>25483467>The collected works of Hermann Melville made from specially selected, hand-crafted, real and authentic oak!
>>25483475UNIQUE!!! BOOKS FOR SMART GIRLS LIBRARY FACADE! ONE OF A KIND, NO ONE WILL KNOW!
>>25482725There's another one. Give me more
>>25483480>"Did you see Marjories fake books? Theyre made of cardboard!>"Cringe! My dad only buys me real mahogany books. Her family must be so poor">"Well we certainly shant be inviting her to the pool party next weekend, eew!"
>>25483495KEK
>>25483496
>hear family friend went to college and graduated>talking to them>"oh, what do you think of [writer everyone should know]?">"...who? we didn't do any reading in college lol"wtf is going on...
>>25483507Have you been in a coma since 2021. Things are really fucked.
at what point does a religion become a total system of governance?
>>25483526At the point of a blaaaaaade! *in the voice of Orpheus from Venture Brothers*
>>25483458jealous bc he was too fat for it
Im beginning to realize most of this board is retarded. Im surprised you guys can read
>>25483123Ive been talking to gpt regularly for years now
>>25483577You’re just getting too old for this place. I am too. Just have a break and never come back.
>>25482901what am i if i believe both of those things?
Virtue is virtue because (and insofar) it contributes to the wellbeing and prosperity of one's community. "Virtuous" action that isn't tempered by a consideration of its targets and effects is foolish at best, and dangerous at worst.
I am going to keep it simple but I can't fuck you while you're fingering yourself and I generally take this particular position in order to put my dick in you, so when I'm poking the back of your hands which are inside and covering your pussy with my dick and its losing flaccidity, I assume after all the foreplay you've just decided you were going to masturbate to completion without talking to me for five minutes, which is what you did, and you were making the pussy used up so I just laid on the bed with you while you did that, and then you get cold and call me unreciprocal. You're mad now but once things clear up I'll be able to explain that to you and you might see where you mistakenly just fucking jacked yourself off when I was trying to fuck you. For what its worth I realize I could have pulled your hands out in what would have become an honest hatefuck, but the transition from what we were doing to what I would have to do to make this happen, was unarousing in the sight of honest to god shameless female gooning
>>25483623becoming more flaccid*, losing erection* whatever
>>25483614It's not the same thing. Protestant abstemiousness is different from the general Christian view of the ills of hedonism, whereas Catholic views of suffering differ from Protestant notions of the virtue of labor or servitude.
>>25483641yeah i wasn't conflating them, i was asking what if i believe both simultaneously
