>>25493862He looks like 40 year old lesbian roastie psychotherapist who's advocating for children changing gender
Honestly lowkey hated them as a kid (filtered, lel) aber but today I consider them infinitely better than the english covers.
>>25493862I'm not a woman so I don't care about Harry Potter.
>>25493862Very fitting. I can acually imagine him popping up from the corner and saying>We don't do that in Germany
>>25493866Xhe looks like 90s video game Tomb Raider since xhe is always cocking xer eyebrow.
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>>25493874You’re a zoomer if you haven’t read it as a kid.It is the single biggest fantasy if not biggest literature phenomenon of our lifetime.
>>25494151>zoomers didn't read Harry PotterDid you mean Gen X or older? Harry Potter is the quintessential zoomer book.
>>25493862Was HP as big in other languages as it was in the English speaking world? I always wonder this about big cultural phenomena like this.
>>25493862>voldemort looks like a stick insect>harry looks constipatedIN GERMANY
>>25494298Zoomers dont know how to read. In the future, for maximum accuracy, say something like "x is the quintessential zoomer AI summarized movie series."
>>25493862he looks like madam cooch
Bad book cover thread?
>>25494329If we're going to do that, might as well bring up the Italian cover of the first Harry Potter book.Which has almost nothing to do with the actual book
>>25494151I read it as a kid. There is much better YA and fantasy (aimed toward kids) if you read more than one book series. Do not @ me again, troglodyte.
>>25493862Are those fucking selfies
>>25493862Interesting how they credit her with her first name
>>25494703I wouldn't expect an Italian cover artist to be willing to read a half-page synopsis of the book before painting the cover. I would expect him to paint 300 covers in four hours and then knock off for the day, though.
>>25494006Illuminatti symbol. TheyXre raising an eyebrow for all the missing children, but smiling, cuz if ya know ya know
>>25495408Yea I was going to post the same thing
>>25493862iam from Germany and this Harry Potter was cool... a black hoodie and disheveled hairstyle... I was so god damn disappointed when they showed the faggot version of him in the movies
>>25494151>You’re a zoomer if you haven’t read it as a kid.Didn't read it until I was in my late 30s. Thought the first few books were okay, but the characters in the readers outgrew her writing ability very quickly. The last few books badly needed an editor. Her best work is on Twitter.
>>25494151I tried my best to avoid reading it and still couldn't .I was forced to read it in my Catholic school, of all places. The teacher personally bought The Philosophers Stone for every kid in the class (~30 students) that didn't already have it. Most subjects were cancelled and we got to spend the better part of a month reading the first Harry Potter, at our own pace, during school time. 11 year old me HATED it, stupid little contrarian that I was, but it really was the biggest thing in pop culture at the time. I can't recall any other book series making such a huge wave in my lifetime.
>>25493862What's up with those strange appendages on the chess pieces? Plus that chess board has like 12 columns wtf.
>>25493869The last one is genuinely awful tho
>>25494151and chernobyl was the single biggest nuclear phenomenon of russia's lifetime. just like the mt vesuvius eruption was the single biggest volcanic phenomenon of pompeii's lifetime
>>25493862I like the backgrounds a lot. If they didnt all have Harry in the foreground I’d even say they are great.
youtube thumbnail ass covers
>>25494298it's the millennial book
>>25493862Based Germans drew him like the chudjack 20 years agoHow did they know
The original Canadian/British editions were by far the best.
>>25493862>eyebrow permanently perchedthe nooticer who lived
>>25497380ayup>t. strayan
>>25497380Why is he making the basedface?
>not reading Tanya Grotterngmi
>>25493926this dude is legitimately mentally ill wtf
>>25494329sure
>>25497585Thought that was St Floyd from the thumbnail
>>25493862I'm old enough to have grown up with them while they were still being released in real-time. I read the first three or so in German, then waited for the English releases. My English was pretty bad at first, still I could follow the story. Kind of a precious experience.
>>25493862The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings covers used to be atrocious
German "The Last Unicorn" cover
>>25497702>John Ronald>Joanne K.Why do Germans not respect how the authors preferred to be published? J. R. R. Tolkien And J. K. Rowling
>>25497702Is bilbo hitting the griddy?
>>25497722Cause life is not a Wunschkonzert as we say in German.
>>25497702Why does Smaug (?) have butterfly wings?
>>25493862if you believe itNARUTONARUTO
>>25495927>I was forced to read it in my Catholic school, of all places.It was banned in Christian schools in the US for teaching witchcraft.
I recently read philosopher’s stone for the first time since I was a kid, and man, I thought It would be better. The movie is a much better experience, with better pacing.
>>25497722we dont do that in Germany
Big Brother is now austran commie painter
>>25495904>her best work is on Twitter I see what you did there...
chud potter
>>25498933lol it's just hitler with stalins mustache
>>25497585I've got this edition and I kind of love it.
