Wait, what?
>>25494746You don't eat crocodiles, anon?
>>25494746did you think they were invented in the 20th century or something
>>25494746Shakespeare is one of the greatest memelords of all time.
anglos be like >this is the greatest prose of all time!!
>>25494746If it sounds ridiculous, that’s the point.
>>25494746This is one of those times where Shakespeare pulled something out of his ass and the Anglos didn't immediately rush in to add it in their dictionaries of idioms
>>25494998He does have crocodile tears. > If that the earth could teem with woman’s tears, / Each drop she falls would prove a crocodile.
>>25494882>proseIt's blank verse drama
the first one means drink viniger
>>25494882it’s not prose
>>25494746Do I dare to eat a croc?
>>25494746well, eisel is vinegar or something, so he probably means to do something hard.
turtle and his phoenix
>>25494746The part where the chudmaxxed Hamlet mocks Ophelia and says she's a slut was pretty funny but I did feel kinda bad.
Many such cases
>>25494746Modern English translation please?
>>25498229>on god wygd? cry? fight? skip lunch? slit your fucking wrists? drink my cum? eat a crocodile?
Is this a fuck off, gal?
>>25499627Basically.>>25495932I kind of feel bad because Hamlet basically breaks her. He confuses her deeply, he lies to and manipulates her, when you can tell even early in the play her psyche's a fragile thing. Then he murders her dad and it drives her insane, and causes her to commit suicide. Hamlet basically chews her up and spits her out. I'm not sure if I care what he says at her grave, by his actions in the play it seems to me that he never actually loved Ophelia, merely used her as far as he could and left her broken when he was done with her.Hamlet sometimes comes across as a psychopath/sociopath a bit. Not incapable of love, but able to be very cold and utilitarian in his treatment of others.
>>25494882>angloseveryone in Europe pretends Shakespeare was secretly one of them
