What are some good date ideas when dating an avid reader?
Under blanket date so you can smell each others farts as you pontificate about being an "avid reader".
>>25500579read together in the parkread together in the park at night with booklights and scary stories
>>25500595I'd be dating a film nerd, a white jazz fan or a gamer if I wanted to maximize fart sniffing>>25500602Assume we've already done basic stuff like this
Don't marry a woman who constantly watches media on her phone. Fucking noise ruins my concentration
>>25500634tell her to put her airpods in dumbass
>>25500634That's not a woman, that's a female manchild
arent you just looking for date ideas then?take them out to dinner dumbassprobably get away with something like a symphony or opera or balletdont take them fucking axe throwing. go paint pottery or make soap or some shit like that. conversation can be about books or whateverpublic library or university library maybe
>>2550064699% of women today
>>25500579What is the second pair of shoes for?
>>25500684Assume we've already done basic stuff like thisSymphony is a great idea but we live in a small city. And I agree axe-throwing is gay, my gamer ex was into that shit
>>25500579Try to hide out in the library past closing time, then have sex all over the place
>>25500709sad but probably true
>>25500713They belong to the girl's boyfriend.
>>25500718okay NOW we're talking
>>25500811koreans and filipinas thirst over blacks a ton, or do you still earnestly believe all passport bros are anglos
>>25500811Isnt that Childish Gambino?
>>25500841>i know a guyi know two. looks like i win. :)
>>25500841What do you think Dave Chappelle's wife thinks about blacks?
>>25500579Take her to some smutty orgy party Eyes Wide Shut style but where everyone is dressed up as a vampire billionaire werewolf, don't female readers eat all that shit up
>>25500579I can't tell if Blacky is Donald Glover or that annoying youtube shorts nigger acting all wise (every fiber of my being wants to kill that nigga)
>>25500986This guy?
I've never met a person who read as much as me. Plus I'm an avid fan of extreme metal. I'm radioactive to girls.
>>25500579My first date with my ex-girlfriend was at a used book store.
>>25500718Fun fact, when I went to visit the boy I was seeing online at the time for the weekend we were so into each other that we were sneaking around making out behind library shelves for lack of somewhere properly private to go. It took all I had not to jump his bones right there in public.
>>25501158Is that Earl Sweatshirt?
>>25500986You're faceblind
>>25500579Always have a bowl of seeds or small bugs handy, depending on what kind of snack they like.Be near some shallow water for romantic bathing sessions.Do not be alarmed or offended if they bring a friend as a lookout.You might want to avoid overt come-on books like The Conference of the Birds
>>25501693> I read a lot and like extreme metal> I'm radioactive to girlsYeaaah not how girls work. Keep looking for the actual reason cause that ain't it
>>25500986facial blindness is indeed a quite common symptom of autism, anon.
She reads me Finnegan's Wake while I lick the inside of her knee
>>25501158No, this OBNOXIOUS fucking NIGGER oh I hate him so, youtube right now is so full of easy to hate retards but THIS NIGGER'S ATTITUDE is just UGHHHH
>>25502177erogenous zones connosseur ova hea
>>25502179bro just block his channel(s) how new are you to the internet bro?
>>25502190Bro who said anything about that, I haven't watched shorts for years now I just remember this stupid smug nigger AND I'M REACTING TO THAT, go fuck your mother
>>25500579Anal.
>>25500579saw a couple yesterday clearly still early on dating who were reading the same book together on a park bench and seemingly avidly discussing. Seemed forced but also cute
>>25502209>AND IM REACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!get on TRT you histrionic woman
>>25502267Nta but wouldnt trt make him more "reactive"?
I know a woman who likes when I interpret her poetry. You might try writing poetry together!
>>25502307no. it would help him regulate his emotions more.
>>25502179i've seen him before a bit too but i don't know his deal. relationship advice? masculinity edits?
>>25502219were they teens or 20s or what
>>25502182The autistic woman I have a crush on spells "over here" like that.......... Were I graced with just one lick of her inside knee...... Alas.............
>>25501706you have to be 18 to post here
>>25500714Go to your city's local museum
>>25502542Again?
>>25500714My ex and I had a lot of fun going on lowish effort picnics to national and state parks, I wish we had done it more often. She'd make us some sandwiches and I'd drive us there and we'd find some picnic tables to sit at and watch a river or something.
>>25502529She from Jersey? They got that puffy vagina ova theah
Why does he have two different types of boots in his room?
>>25502712to style on broke boys
>>25501706>when I went to visit the boy I was seeing onlinebro don't brag about being a gay pedo here
>>25502219performative but surely if they wanted to read along they should take turns at reading parts out loud?
>>25502709Yes actually Puffy vagina sounds nice
>>25503066puffy bussy is much better
>>25502543Well shit brah, I've got no other ideas except for agreeing with >>25500684 and >>25502551
>>25503038"Boy" as in colloquialism for a young man, we were both in our 20s. And I'm a girl.
>>25500713Fashion shoot. They got sloppy.But man, what a fit.
>>25503066I thought Puffy was a penguin from some children literature's book. Yes, female penguins have vagina's. It's not thát interesting.You'd known that if you'd read, but of COURSE:/LIT/ DOESN'T READ
>>25500831>>25500832>>25500846>>25500855lol what happened
>>25500832Yes, that isn't Childish Gambino. There's a name behind artist names, idiot.
>>25500831>What is the difference between brown and black?Guess you can't learn éverything from books, or if you cán, yóú sure didn't learn everything yet.
>25505068(Yóú)
>>25500579If you really like books, what is point of wasting your time on a date? There are millions of book which I haven't read it. Silmarillion is in my wishlist. I would rather spend time on them than some chick.
>>25505044the mere idea of two non-whites dating and fucking each other triggers the trenchcoat katana
>>25500579Watch a movie adaptation of a book you both like and rip on it for being shitty together.
>>25505338You use books as a way to escape from reality. At least try to hide it and read philosophy/psychology.
>>25504972Trannies are not girls, anon.
>>25506140Funny, that's not what your dad said last night.
Called it.
>>25500579I took a girl to visit the local library on a day where the museal rooms were open to the public. Some frescos, some very neat medieval prints of the divine comedy and such. Tried to wow her with some trivia about byron and wilde and other literary figures associated with the city. she seemed appreciative of itAfter a drink she went back to her boyfriend's place and I went to watch the rugby game at the pubOverall a nicer valentine day than usual for me
>>25505338>SilmarillionI guarantee from personal experience that getting laid is way preferable to reading that tripe and I am a lousy lay
>>25504972>And I'm a girl.
>>25500579>shoes on the carpetewww
>>25500579Take her to Barnes & Noble and tell her you'll buy her one book
