Physical bookfags will never know this feelDigitalchads can't stop winning
>>25503197I kneel
>>25503197>Blue light exposure, particularly in the evening or at night, suppresses the production and release of melatonin.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_light_spectrum
>>25503232>stay up because insomnia>can get even more books readDigichad wins again, paperchud
The only time it is acceptable to read an eBook is in public. If you read paper copies in public, it's performative. In the comfort of your own home, paper is superior. Also, what's the point of the coil on the stand? Why not make it straight or slightly curved? I feel like Temu manufacturers just make unnecessary designs because that somehow appeals to braindead Temu shoppers.
>>25503293Reading physical books in public is performative? Anon people avoid me and recoil instinctively from my gaze. Im just trying to enjoy this little life I have
Damn, look at him go. Jerking it and reading at the same time.
>>25503197
>>25503197Where's the fleshlight fuck machine?
I'm so sick of looking at screens.
>>25503197how does he turn the pages? doesn't he like the tactile sensation of touching paper?
>>25503389Remote control page turner
>>25503407We really just need to send all the nukes flying. Fuck the human race
>>25503293Pretty sure the coiled design distributes weight better than just a straight line would.
I would be asleep in half and hour. The military really fucked me up.
>>25503568Thank you for your service to Israel
>>25503232Well I don't want to be black anyway
>>25503407>>25503411kek
>>25503197mobile bookfags will never know this feelparalyzedchads can't stop winning
>>25503418Was looking for this image ITT kek
>>25503197This is glorious. I kneel.>>25503232I have a nitecore headlamp for camping that emits red light which doesn't suppress melatonin production. plus if you had a hard day of work you'd have no trouble sleeping, fag.
NGMI without reading robes
>>25503921kek
>>25503232An ebook is the equivalent of having a lamp that only illuminates the page you're reading. It is also the world's dimmest lamp. That's an L for paperchuds you're the one soaking in blue rays at night.
>>25503197Kindle edition of books are often terrible, without notes, full of typos and poorly formated. I've resorted to taking photos of some of the more uncomfortable physical books I read with a webcam that has an integrated light to read on my PC.
>>25503407Imagine having wall sized ereader and reading it naked while remotely turning the pages
>>25503389https://support.apple.com/en-us/111778>Hey Siri, turn on Voice Control
>>25503197I have bothUnlike /lit/, I actually read
>>25503197He looks like he is reading the results of the latest special olympics.
>>25503232E readers arent blue light
>>25503921Balzac type shit
>>25504143>he doesn't have a low-wattage edison bulb in his night reading lampNgmi
>>25503293The coil is where you put the excess length of the stand. You have excess length so you have a larger range for which you can adjust it and where it is useful. Slightly too short is much worse than slightly too long specifically because you can coil the stand to take up excess length.I feel like you would have to be cognitively impaired not to immediately understand why the stand is coiled, and have extremely limited spatial awareness/ intelligence if "why don't they make it straight or slightly curved" is even a question that pops into your head.I'm not saying that this is a good or well executed design. I am also not saying it must be coiled or that there aren't other viable ways to approach the problem, only that you are a complete fucking retard if you can't immediately infer the answer to your own question before you take the time to ask it. I point this out because a troubling number of /lit/ users are under the mistaken impression that they are smart.
>>25503380unironically i think these and page turners got popular so that women reading romance novels could read and jerk off at the same time
I noticed when I read laying down my eyes get fucked up, it's a frightening experience like you're going blind
>>25503418In practice this sucks
>>25504171Thanks for letting me know. I've been considering trying ebooks
>>25503197i got my wife picrel for Christmas a couple years ago and she uses it all the time. she props up her kindle on a pillow or the nightstand then tucks her hands under the covers with this thing
>>25503197>will never know this feelmany days I feel like a bedridden invalid
>>25503197No. I know that feel. It's an average feel. Don't hype it.
>>25504835You should get a vibrator too so she find some sexual pleasure in her life.
>>25503197this is a terrible way to readmerely good for falling asleep
>>25504956i use my penis, mouth and hands typically
>>25504968>merely good for falling asleepI don't know about you, but that's the main reason why I read
>>25503382kekzdigicucks L
>>25503382>Information retention multiplied by 100Thanks baby reader
>>25503418one bad move and he is dead.
