>>25504804
>On a cold winter night.

ITT we write a story, I should have started with that.

The moment had already passed, the OP shoved his hands in his pockets in abject frustration. Spaghetti. Gallons and gallons of it, had begun to fall out. He stood there, dumbfounded. In a quieted, shuttering breath he exclaimed "I should have said that in the first post..."

>>25504855
"Woe, woe! The first post is always the best post! Whý, O LORD? Why must I spill my spaghetti?!"

The intrusive thoughts demanded rape.

>>25504870
A rush of blood went up his cheeks and his ears in embarrassment, OP needed to rectify his situation.
"I know!" The OP exclaimed, "I shall delete my post, are remake it better!".
Little did the OP know, he was too late, as he selected his post and pressed the delete button, a message a appeared
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.

>>25504804
>I dozed off at a wake.