>*at family's gathering*>older sister is having a birthday>I forgot, as usual, but luckily I have my own little library, so I pick one book as a present that seems fitting>give her Mann's Magic Mountain>talk for 5 minutes nonstop about themes I liked about this book, how it explores political ideologies, human mortality, time and so on>got really into that>when I'm done sister just asks me>"anon, how is it possible you still don't have a girlfriend?">lost in thought I respond>"women are drawn to wallet, appearance and status, not one's favourite literature>immediately recognize my fuck up as all women turn their heads toward me and start opening mouths>mfw
>>25504867I kneel at the sight of this much basedness
>Hated because he told the truthMANY such cases.
>>25504867The ONLY correct answer IS:>I AM MAN, MAN OF WOMAN, A WOMAN WHO IS THE WOMAN OF MAN. GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR BOYFRIENDS, AND I AM NO MORE A BOY, AND SHE IS NO MORE A GIRL. THIS GIFT SHOULD HAVE PROVED THAT TO YOU. THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS BEYOND THE ORATORABLE.
>>25504867you're correct. you said nothing inaccurate
>>25504908He's greentexting. His accuracy is 45% at most.
>Thread about things that never happened
>>25504918Things don't happen. Evénts happen. Háppenings happen. Things exíst.
>>25504918When enough people share a belief, it becomes infrastructure
>>25504942Hi, sheep. Mom, what time is dinner?
>OPs real world actual response:"Gee, I dunno... hahaha..." *awkward silence* everyone goes back to eating>OP rushes to 4chan to relate what he WOULD HAVE DONE if he'd had his wits about him in the heat of the moment I'm onto (You), I know what (You) are.
>>25504952'Communication with family is always spoken'You cóúld not be more wrong.
>>25504933
>>25504952>I'm onto (You), I know what (You) are.takes one to know one
>>25504867>talk for 5 minutes nonstop about themes I liked about this book, how it explores political ideologies, human mortality, time and so onYou sound like, and write like, a dimwit
>>25505103>NO, U! lmao!
>>25505111>no, u, but also me*
>>25504867I'm the oldest in my family and my younger sister is a complete bitch. My brother is okay, if constantly busy.
Women suck dicks Faggots suck dicks Therefore women are faggots
>>25505566Bill Burr has a bit where he claims women are faggots.
she was being sarcastic dumb ass
>>25506461that guy is such a bitter loser. he's like a chudcel but keeps it lib so he can appear on tv. very unpleasant man.
>>25506478If that was true, that seems like a really mean thing to do to someone in front of others. I think his stated response (whether or not it actually happened) was awesome.
>>25506481That has nothing to do with whether he has a bit on how women are faggots. And literally no one cares about your opinion, or is impressed with your seething.
>>25506486name one bill burr joke that is funny
>>25506494So, seething mindlessly it is. Got it.
>>25504952>"Gee, I dunno... hahaha..."probably the appropriate answer for the situation at hand. would have gone down just finereally the truly hard to believe thing is that someone could talk 5 minutes nonstop about such tripe as the magic ountain
>not saying "Maybe you could be my girlfriend, sis">every head turns and every pair of panties get wet with envy
>>25504871>>25504880He seems like he made himself needlessly unhappy by lacking the ability to pay attention to his environment, of which I fail to see the moral virtue.
>>25506563should have given her Man Without Qualities
>>25504867Not only did you tell the truth, but you attracted those around you by doing so.Don't think that by a woman arguing with you it means they don't like you. They are very aware of the truth, but aren't outward about it. If they are looking and talking to you, it means you did a good thing, even if they are upset.If a woman doesn't like you, they won't even look at or talk to you.
>>25504867The fact your sister thinks women are attracted to men who read is hilarious.
