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Idea for an H-game (I’m not going to make it so feel free to steal):
>Game opens at the door to (You)r bedroom; a plapping sound can be heard.
>Camera (copyright Hideo Kojima) pans in on (You) sitting at your PC with your fat bummed mum riding your dick.
>It doesn’t matter how she got there -- it’s late, she’s drunk, she’s lonely, it’s new years… and “ooh you’re so good to me Anon…”
>After a while (You) ask whether (You) can cum inside her.
>She responds with a “how old do you think I am?” as if to imply she’s post-menopause or close enough to it.
>(You) do the good ol’ “You don’t look a day over 21, mum!”; she swoons and tries to crane her neck around to kiss you.
>(You) ask her if she wants to take it to bed; she says yes.
>(You) lead her over to the bed where you fuck missionary or something similar -- so you can kiss while you’re doing it.
>Fade to next morning; (You) & mummy are cuddling.
>Ask if she wants to go again: yes.
>Ask if she wants try being on top this time.
>She rides (You) cowgirl for a while before complaining that her knees are getting sore.
>Say there’s another position (You) could try.
>(You) do the position where you’re both laying on your side and you fuck her from behind (I don’t know the name of it -- if it even has a name.)
>She tells (You) it feels much better, then asks where you learned it.
>“I don’t know, but I’ve always wanted to try it…”
>[being thrust back and forth] “Mmm… It’s like we’re doing yoga, it feels that relaxing.”
>[grabbing boob] “Except we’re also having sex, haha…”
>[plapping sound] “You know that is part of yoga sometimes.”
>[sniffing hair] “Oh, you mean like the Karma Sutra?”
>[quivering] “Yeah. I wouldn’t be surprised if this position was part of it.”
>[pumping] “Yeah nah, probably… Hey! why don’t we try some of the other positions too? It’ll be really good for your joints and stuff.”
>[closing eyes, overwhelmed with pleasure] “[moan] That would be amazing, baby… We just need to learn what they are, first.”

===TITLE DROP: “MOTHER SUTRA: A MOTHER-FUCKING ADVENTURE”===

>YOUR MOTHER IS GETTING OLDER, HER JOINTS AREN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE…
>AND ONLY (YOU) CAN FUCK THE LIFE BACK INTO HER!
>EXPLORE AROUND TOWN TO COLLECT ALL THE POSITIONS OF THE KARMA SUTRA SO YOU CAN TRY THEM WITH YOUR BELOVED MOTHER.
>ETCHED ONTO MYSTERIOUS TABLETS YOU WILL FIND THE ANCIENT WISDOM YOU NEED…
>HIDDEN IN BUSHES, BACK ALLEYS, DOWN SEWERS, SHADY STORES… YOU MAY EVEN NEED TO TAKE A HANDS-ON APPROACH TO LEARNING.
>(YOU) NEVER KNOW WHAT OTHER SEXY SURPRISES AWAIT (YOU) ON YOUR JOURNEY. IS THERE MORE TO THESE ANCIENT ARTEFACTS THAN FIRST APPEARS? ONLY (YOU) CAN UNCOVER THE TRUTH.
>USE THE WISDOM OF THE ANCIENTS TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!

COMING 2034 – Wishlist on Steam
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>>25513135
I brought you some candy. And some books on Kama Sutra.
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>>25513137
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>ChatGPT image
Suck start a shotgun, Ranjeet
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Why, such little feet you have Miss. Might I be able to wrap mine tongue around them?
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>>25513135
Puritans give me the ick. If you were so pure, sweaty, you wouldn't feel the compulsion to announce it to everyone.
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>>25513422
I am self inserting so hard rn, hnnnnnngghh



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