Say, I say, I neverprevious thread >>25512108
cotton to no Yankee sumbitches
God damn them Indians smell
bumboclaat coolies make di stinkstink
suddenly, everyone smelled something disgusting
stink worsuh den yankis said
>>25514355Ignore this post please, collision with >>25514354
Unexpectedly, he removed his penis.
>>25514356It flows actually
, flows like the great Nile
winding its way through darkest
Quit calling threads "bread(s)" loser
They're THREADS. T. H. R.
The T stands for "Bread".
The H stands for "Indians".
the Baker hated competition
I forgot what R was.
Meanwhile at Los Pollos Hermanos
big bellies grumble vociferous and
>>25514505resolute. Inspector Javert sat quietly
with his chicken basket, waiting
for chickens. This was not
chicken season, yet he felt
chickens. Indeed, chickens. Which wasn't
to say he felt chicken
in his soul, not necessarily,
but -- wait, is this how
transgender people feel every day?
He thought about this carefully.
Free soft drinks of choice.
He liked trying fun combinations
poo and wee smells nice
. Chapter one: My birth and
Concepted,through butt doctor indian
>>25514918It was dark and stormy
I was lying beside Una
she has lips that grip
The South African Border War
made it Suicide Encouragement Month
then the BBC BVLL arrived
To unload million oil barrels
smelly Indians arrived in thread
but it was just me
a man in clown costume
among a fête galante landscape
and a single man sharting
remnants of 6 million Jews
. Anyway he decided that Beckham
was out of kosher Lays
The yellow M&M twerked furiously
next to the filthy Indian.
which did please me greatly.
The Indian shit on himself.
and germans are munching it
Never gonna give you up
>>25515467Suck my own dick like
Indian do, because they're gross.
>>25515484Saar please do the needful
Cried the Indian whilst defecating
seethe against jeet, wunderbar indeed
>>25514364
>>25515511dem battybwoys dun know wai
Indians have such foul odor?
The Kingston sun shone hot
the swarthy masses convened on
Bob Marley's lawn. Di stinkstink
jeets and jamaicans very funny
of the Indians was ubiquitous.
Luckily I found Sarah, who
Due to his profound hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
loved her white husband dearly.
His name was Saul Goodman
doctor felt sense of floccinaucinihilipilification
as he inserted his stethoscope
atop Ranjeet's putrid, disgusting chest.
exclaiming "BOMBOCLAT! WHITE GANJA DEBIL!
YOU'RE HEARTS MADE OF SHIT"
>>25515608 damn it I keep posting right as others do
>>25515610embrace the chaos, it flows gramatically in this case
Suddenly: ganja smoke, suffocatingly thick.
I am windmilling my dick
to dispel the smoke but
it's too thick! Too thick!
My mind begins to cloud
I just keep windmilling it
hopelessly to clear my vision
until pre-cum flies off and
OH MY GOD IT HIT
is gobbled up by Ranjeet.
THE PENTAGON! Sirens blare loudly
pre-cum becomes full on cum
I LOVE MY LITTLE SISTER
said Ranjeet, who was sister-less.
for he meant his black
EEEH VOLEVI, GUARDA CHE FACCIA
mumba humba deedle dee dee
Don't mind if I do!
What's my name? BOMBOCLATO
"Why is everyone suddenly Italian?"
Suddenly, the anti-racist protagonist arrived
with his anti-racist training materials
and his anti racist faggotry
A NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE
is a harmful stereotype, explained
Hiro Bomboclat, beginning his Powerpoint
'Why "Pajeet" is a slur'
— not tapestriedly prompted — it’s Arday-plagiarized
"Who is the protagonist of
deez?" he asked, smirking smugly
But the anti-racist didn't
and why should he, really?
Smug, smirking, the anti-racist smelled
"BHENCHOD" Ranjeet quipped "BLOODY BASTARD"
The anti-racist couldn't believe his
and yet he did not
"YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER?" Ranjeet inquired.
—Sala please, he ejaculated, calmly.
His mother remained well hidden
while kitty mingming prowled nearby
her vagina was up to
—mao mao mao, it mewed
Then Dumbledore walked by gayly
along the yonic death maze
into Algabal's decadent subterranean kingdom
Suddenly, he gradually realized he
needed neither heat not air
to burn or to choke
Indians mercilessly with his hands.
Ranjeet was his first victim
"SAARVADA KADAVRA" he yelled, brandishing
and also his most important
gift cards and prepaid visas
handpicked from exclusive gift trees
,a euphemism for old people.
Also Snape is black now.
His potions cure sickle cell.
In the subbasement, gay children
Having arrived at Albagals core
he could hardly be accused
(at least by truthful faculty)
of strangling Ranjeet without remorse.
He played basketball with Snape
Ranjeet waited with bated
a swan sucked swan dick
breath whilst the Mayan ball-game
proceeded among kith and
kin and everyone with a
bit of skin in the
drain adjacent flesh collector, located
in the ice- and bat-houses
inside of which with bated
suspiciously devoid of ice and
bats. The was however a
so we waited with bated
until creation came knocking down
and utterly scared, with bated
bloated belly longing for starches
>>25515536
Suddenly, Ranjeet was resurrected and
>>25516081and scritchy scratches. Master bated
... breath. Anyway, suddenly there was
a toilet witch, hat askew
a barely noticeable but disconcerting
aroma of turmeric and aftershave
emerging as a heraclitean vapor
emanating from heraclitoris. Everybody began
comparable to common Indian stench
but gradually their odors diverged
shit and turmeric equally engulfing
laurel, tea and aloe scents
hardware stores displaying broken records
Ranjeet, emerging from the shadows
record breaking shops storing hardware
with a real knack for
where hardcore CSAM circulated freely
(not steve albinis hard drive)
like a tiger he creeps
sleeps and sometimes even peeps
>>25516147hoping to glimpse her bobs
Battyman Dumbledore minced about happily
fantasizing about her sexy vagene
janke birkins vagene that is
Ranjeet masturbated furiously without regard
to dumbledores spiritual masturbatory evocation
, only caring for tantric practices
his benis floppy, not hard
and Command & Conquer: Generals
despising the word penis, because
it flops on the tongue
repeat after me: I swear
but snape was already deep
>>25516190inside that nerdy kid's ass
(he kept replying to posts)
Ranicki asked for the meaning
you're ruining the thread, anon
"What's the meaning?" he asked.
Ranjeet was strangled once again
never to be revised. Carcosa
Chapter 2. "The Tide Turns"
The tide slowly rotated beneath
while the saline air harbored
The indian jokes are stale
[Indian joke.] FUNNI FUNNI! Boring.
he proclaimed out of context
while thinking about Spinoza's Ethics.
>>25516239the promise of adventure and
frankly, he quite liked when
the air brushed his ballsack.
people mocked smelly Indians, because
>>25516255There was meaning in that.
Ranjeet, once again resurrected proclaimed;
I long for a journey
but before he could finish
so funni funni funni funni!
His inner voice mocked the
indianposter, who just annoyed everyone.
Ranjeet proceeded to shit violently.
deep inside anons mind. Psychologically
So funni so funni funni
my brothers in christ do you really think telling the indianposters they're annoying is going to stop them?if you want to metapost go ahead; signal it's not part of the story by making it long. All five word responses go in the document no matter how tedious.
turmeric and aftershave wafted odiously
amongst the foul smelling indians.
Meanwhile, at William Burroughs grave
the demon that made him
into a battybwoy chuckled smugly
>>25516294The indianposters (it's max three or four anons, and my guess is it's really one anon doing 80% of it because the constructions/diction is consistent) keeps derailing every one of these threads by turning every plotline into the same "what if an indian shat" punchline. They do it over and over until other anons take the bait and turn whatever current storyline into "what if an indian shat," and when the thread works its way into something approaching a new storyline, they wrench it back into "what if an indian shat." Nobody can attempt to develop, extend, or play off of anything else because of them. You'll have to start a new thread and announce that no Indian jokes will make it in, otherwise every story will be "what if an indian shat."
you're going in the hole.
>>25516311while reciting wilhelm tell. a
thought bounced through the ether:
what if an indian shat?
Anyway, off to the brothel
Damn, that'd be fucking funny.
An internal tide existed too
>>25516315Valid complaints but naw I can't announce "no Indian jokes will make it in" without compromising my vision here. Everybody gets to drive, even if they want to drive it into the ground. But yes, I agree it would be more surpising and have more momentum without Indianbro.
>>25516331it was filled with stinky
>>25516344CHEESE. Bet you didn't see
>>25516348your mother this Christmas! Loser!
said the seer unceremoniously sappy
(Indians do not celebrate Christmas)
This made Santa very upset, he
>>25516294the meta part does flow quite nicely in hindsight
knows Indians don't have chimneys.
He wanted to spank naughty
>>25516365Agreed
>>25516339>everybody gets to drive, even if they want to drive it into the groundThen your vision will produce nothing even faintly notable, interesting, or surprising. You can either compromise on your vision or you can compromise on this thing's quality to keep the vision pure. The notable thing about these "write a story X words at a time" threads isn't the bare fact that anyone can add anything to them, it's that the constraint + not knowing what comes next sometimes produces novel, exciting directions, phrasings, ideas, etc. "Anyone add anything" stops producing those things when a small handful of anons decide to derail it. Your thread, can't stop you or change your mind, but don't be surprised when you're rereading it in a few weeks/months and the novelty's worn off and nothing interesting is there
>>25516092>>25516369
>>25516368priests who disrespected Flannery O'Connor.
>>25516370nothing preventing you from polishing it up and posting your version
>>25516339I was OP for the original one word story and my vision was for no restrictions. True genius does not compromise.If people want to control the storytelling process here is a radical idea: go write your own boring story that no-one will ever read.
>>25516377He liked tight chimneys because
the smoke was so light
>>25516370lel I felt a little pretentious even talking about a "vision" because hey it's just a 4chan thread. If anons want to fag it up it's their prerogative. Besides, the constant repetitive smelly Indian jokes provide thematic unity.
>>25516388unless there was tikka masala
>>25516399a-cookin', in which case Santa
>>25516406eschewed Mrs. Claus for some
knew he was in England
and some had begun to
suspect adultery, buggery and cottaging
so he got mad and
climbed down a redheads chimney
then proceeded to mog her
(mog: chimney cleaner jargon, outdated)
up di bumbum. Di Santa
got di clap and rudolph
, his Brixton boylover, was consequently
considered shooting himself, but decided
to tag in on the
sideline of the WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAM
>>25516369>ranicki mentioned>thread ruined it tracks
being run on the steamboat
(electric boat but steamy mood)
((sweaty hot oily mood, even))
The wrestlers started a buttfucking
(((picture music by Sunn O))))))
burroughs ghost joined in and
competition, hosted by none other
than famous billionaire tide turner
founder of Los Pollos Hermanos
and good friend to Ranjeet
(what was that SMELL? goodness..)
started competing for one tide
The smell of shit wafted
nowhere, and did nothing, forever.
down the wiver weally wapidly
like an Indian funeral procession
It was then he finally
smelled this thread and joined
by hiro bomboclat he pursued
the soap-fleeing Indians towards
smells county, rocco sifredis home.
keep the ball rolling past bump limit bros, I'll thrake a new thread later tonight
Tide Turner turned towards the
smell. It was, naturally, India.
"I wanna buy India!" he
said and burroughs agreed. the
strangled ten jeets and considered
the BBC was too powerful
for jeets to resist mentioning
the holistic hot rodded tetragrammaton
missing L for love. Ranjeet
enslaved to BBC, I toiled
died. The smell dissipated. Suddenly,
My mind melting away... BBC!
briish tellie just rules, lad.
Anyway like I said, suddenly
but not like all of
every white woman BLACKED savagely
(the author switches programming here)
>>25516662but only in Ranjesh's dreams
>>25516671(cousin of ranjeet, not immortal)
white bois bending over... BLACKED
hot sluts getting pounded webm
Ranjeet's Pornhub history thus leaked,
BBC too thick... air cutoff...
national blackout, bbc cuts powerlines
"Called it!" ejaculated burroughs. Unsurprisingly,
Ranjeet's lifeless corpse was neglected.
The moon came down to
India and left almost immediately
check what was going on
says or said the moon
"you see that jeet's meltdown?"
"melt down to where?" the
demon said, feeling quite witty.
OP was out, getting laid
on by a 500lb gorrilla.
>>25516370Make a different thread then, no ones stopping you, you're spiritually a janny.
There was tension and tenderness
and a general nauseous scent
emanating off the last poster
Exposed ocean, the tides turned.
and turned and turned then
turned more for good measure.
Tide Turner got very ill.
bad case of giga aids
making him a medical curio
Burroughs stole his painkillers, boiled
them in a stew with
gas station ashtray leftover tar
and some bumps of threads
New thread >>25517059
