I'll startFifteen years spent. On 4chan.
Reddit the frog for sale. Never worn.
I am in love. With a friend.
>>25515252He's had a headache for two weeks now...And when he visits the doctor he founds out he has bugs in his head
>>25515252He opened the door. What he saw was indescribable.
I thought it was just a fart. But a fart doesn't smell for ten minutes then feel crispy every time I move my leg.
Niggers... Niggers!
I stood aghast as I scanned my 23andMe results. "Five percent Welsh" I muttered in horror as I reached for the pistol that could alone provide blessed oblivion.
Selling baby shoes. I have to sell them to afford bullets in these our times of zombie apocalypse and I no longer need them for my baby was killed by zombies (subsequently being turned into one, you see, hence my need for bullets)
>>25515262You - you got what I need. But you say he's just a friend.
>>25515349Don't ever sing that fat nog's thiefsong. Sing the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8HnQX2f158
Yo white boi. I'm your new neighbour.
Why do I feel so... tired?Why... are you taking your... pants off.....?
Eyes glitter. Teeth descend.
Reincarnated. In India.
But john, you are the alien. And then john was the alien the end
>>25515252Two sentence horror thread.Every post is ironic.
>>25515252The song detachable penis wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual.This is sentence two.
Today’s the day I die; but it’s never the end.
>>25515252A spider crawled out of the toilet. It vibrated.
Baby born with two penises. Doctors remove larger one.
>>25515430WHOA, meta. There's a scary angry grizzly outside of my window and I smell like honey.
>>25515252Chatting up my nonce buddies in flight. Zoom camera Karen behind me.
The Indian wants to prepare you a meal. One dish, prepared by his odorous hands.
>>25515433I don't know why but this had me chuckling for a solid minute
>>25515300lol
>>25515581"Why is this a shaky gif and not a screenshot?"I say, before reading the extension.No really why does text appear to move on its own sometimes?
My name's Mike. Mike Koch.
He took her pants off and "she" had a dick. "Oh well," he said.
>>25515430You said that irony was the shackles of youth, uh-huh. I couldn't understand.
>>25515789Probably the mixture of colors and the angle of the text.
>>25516052"unwelcome bussy is better than no bussy", he repeated to himself whilst being pegged really hard against the wall.
>>25515252that was three sentences
He walked to the grocerie store... thats all. The horror is that he didnt make it because a big flatbed truck run over him and flattened him up and hes dead on his way to the grocrie store
