(continued from >>25517059)The trees were warped and
>>25519045OP‘s rectum twisted on them
and out came a worm.
>>25519067
A magical worm. Shiny, slimy
and tiny, but awfully talkative
as if it was big
as my massive erection. That
was also talkative, and slimy
- but enough about my penis...
"Hold on!" my penis ejaculated.
fuck-fluid flowed fourth furtively
after pus, piss and smegma
"The dark foid has returned!"
little worm said to penis
"She'll kill us all, fuck!"
"A serious overstatement," said penis.
But my penis was wrong,
The perfect pink womanhood loomed
like some pervert's giantess fantasy
"I will never bow down!"
Said penis to the pussy
"except for massive futa cock!"
"Together" The penis said, the
But pink clitoris emerged engorged
and with such force heretofore
reserved for nuclear weaponry, dripping
;it's ravenous maw pulsed menacingly.
its peristaltic contractions pulling inwards
Acting quickly, he cocked his
pocket rocket and shouted "EXPECTO
MY SCROTUM!" while he furiously
pumped load after load of
laundry into a nearby machine
elf while boofing DMT and
he suddenly heard the voice
of Little Worm screaming "SEVEN
ATE NEIN!!!" The audience gasped.
Fade to black. Commercial break:
*cuts to emergency alert broadcast*
DIS NAH BOMBOCLAT TEST BWOY
seen gyaldem dutty winin deh?
They smelled Indians. Smelly Indians.
According to laws of Torah
You should call Vova; he
smells Indians approaching. Smelly Indians
>>25519614Smell worse than Jews and
according to laws of Torah
>>25519671Rabbis must suck baby's dicks
that justifies an utter herem
>>25519683Every shoah is a chutzpah
sended me, your bobs, send
Get off the internet Ranjeesh
—The Internet returned to 2014
Am I my brother's kippah?
maybe if that interloper dont
dun wan wit ma girl
>>25519773Suddenly, Hitler uncircumcised all Jews
and according to Torah's law
the foreskins were fashioned from
fetuses that Rabbi harvested from
poor cute pink lil piggies
"So mademoiselle, care to explain?"
She did, but not in
the state of postpartum psychosis
all those piggies were in
after the lone juror stood
>>25519876On his dick, showing enormous
balls and no fucks given
>>25519881Resembling Tupac in his prime
dirty, black, poor, and dead
sweet as a sugar plum
"Mama ain't raise sugar plum"
MAMAAAAA... just killed a man
He looked just like dad
angry with past and present
versions of me: a NEET
and the future he resent
which according to Torah's law
>>25519934was right and just, so
he will be provided gentiles
a million billion dirty goyim
to tool around with and
to kiss like at NAMBLA
but life had different plans.
"The name's Judas, Judas Iscariot"
"You owe me your salvation"
"CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!" Ejaculated Jack Black
LLM Output: the Hard Way
>>25519974Judas dindu nothing, so what
What is language? How does
tide turners demise relate to
>>25519984The goyim know? How can
the sea continue to roil?
when the blond child doesn't
>>25520006Bend over while Mahmoud waters
his hearty hydrangeas? his humble
garden tendered with great care.
His bostan, his gulistan resplendent
, (get out your dictionary kid)
, concomitantly with antiquated Doric porticos,
shepherded one realization to mind:
Henry James is a fucking
bloke, ill tell you that
much, The Golden Bowl is
Indians are very unhygienic people
>>25520057pretty fucking good, so is
fast food fried chicken establishments,
home of the Basketball-American.
but sex is overrated. Really,
"people" read the context here...
just to make things explicit:
Fried chicken's better than sex.
And Henry James > fried chicken.
>>25520086But how could I know?
I've never read Henry James.
"Stop replying to posts retard!"
>>25520092Neither did I eat kfc
>>25520055doing this makes no sense.
What does make sense is
replying to the whole thread
Like a fucking true funnyposter
. "Ahhh... So it's like this?"
Said oversized nazi toy soldier
that out-of-order posts do add pizzazz
The whiff of Indians smelled
like Mahmoud's daisies, mmmm... tasty!
"/lit/ can't count to 50"
>>25518684
Unfortunate but not unexpected. Regardless,
"well I shall start...""ONE!"
the Indians continued to shit
Nobody should post on /lit/.
he mumbled, the irony lost.
Nigger trannies dweebs came
Fuck yes, scrape my data
They couldn't count to five
He didn't need five wordsl
>>25520131That's four words, dumbass. Jesus.
Trans-racist-japanophobia is rampant these days
Dumbass-Jesus wept.
And all the rabbis laughed
"Yes goyim, dance for me!"
Then Hitler karate chopped him
right in the 'nads. Ay
super-nuclear-mecha-Hitler. (SNMH)
Used his ligma and lasers
and was also literally immortal.
Jews ran in horror and
feared SNMH, because he would
Make them work honestly and
study Henry James's travel writings
, which is something that all
true Aryans strive for, mah
boy. lamp oil? rope? bombs???
Chapter minus one: Suicide by
buggeryIt was a warm
and moist day in March
largely because I'd peed myself
>>25520115
at the coffee shop again
, but that was better than
the smell of sweaty turmeric
Ranjeet, Hitler, Dumbledore evoke qualms:
when are they gonna get
here? I've been waiting for
Heisenberg's threat and Burroughs' lore.
A witty internet reference here:
[redacted]**Whew! Too witty for us!
Freestylah: rock the microphone. Freestylah
Badger and Stinky Pete walk
>>25520276shit
>>25520279into the cafe. They order
A large 4chaner, and a
petite Tumblrina, for here, please~
"That'll be $64.99" chirped the
social engineer sorta social engineeringly
"social engineer" being the word
of the hour introduced by
Stinky Pete, on the way
to a free convert venue
to convert his testicles into
saw Rocco out of nowhere
Suddenly SNMH entered the store.
One Two Three Four Five
(corporations are people, after all)
and BLAMMO! Lightning shoots out
"Do you know the wae?"
"Silence you blithering worms!" shouted
Six Seven Eight Nine, hence
"Hehe, Six Seven, so funny!"
Blinking Isaiah came and left
(Hehe, irony! Still a hit!)
Routed, signifiers surrender all sense.
Shocking tumblrina, illuminating her skeleton
But here was Rocco, boldly
Finally, the women shut up
'where are we now" I
am gay and I like
Sly Rocco, whom prophets strike.
Barista Hitler makes an announcement:
Lindsey Clancy's eyes glowed black
Hitler sliced off Rocco's head
Chris Cuomo: "I'm walkin ere!"
(BROUGHT TO YOU BY HALLIBURTON®)
*granny raping faster than eminem*
Hitler: "Anyone seen my Walkman?"
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huuurrrggh uuullrrffdhhhh, save me daaaaaaah
IN A WORLD *deafening bass*
HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA
BUT CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO
yo mama so fat that
TAKE ON THE RAPESTER BROTHERRRRRR
that fat mama so yo
Clancy's taboo flattens Cuomo's format
"Why should someone be gae?"
Though Una and Hitler decay.
raided by cyber terroristic niggers.
Then, all of a sudden
a huge burst of suddenness
washed over the room of
masked denizens in the gutter-palace,
Glutton Tanner fuels Slickback's drunkenness.
intricate glass scales to measure
>>25520418faggot retard faggot retard fuckup
how badly that last guy
fucked up our story flow.
could lie, forsaking Spinoza's treasure.
His secret rule: never let
>>25520432women participate in anything that
requires your full attention, unless
requires a modicum of talent,
confess, Slickback isn't that gallant
unless requires severe expertise in
Link in Smash Bros. Melee
or Tony Hawk VIII: India
where Jesus' play becomes trivia.
Uh-oh almost out of meth
Walter Waijeet wastes his breath.
hittin dat glass pipe, uyup
clad only in his turban
and Chukkas. Jesse farts ceremoniously
. Doctor Singh drinks up bourbon.
Una Bomboclat checks her phone.
With handless stumps of bone.
>>25520223Never was a chapter more aptly named
Hitler's Walkman played Vanessa Carlton
over Una's phone, surprising Hitler
(original Una makes him littler)
Little Hitler toddled around adorably
looking under cushions for his
suddenly a redditor appeared, and
Original Una had Bomboclat banned.
But Bomboclat had a knack
ChatGPT kills both Una's off.
for running straight to Slickback!
>>25520520scilicet, knick knack paddy whack
A distant rumbling was heard
The mac daddy's back, kidnapping
Too many spastics posting garbage!!!!!!
>>25520530give your GF a bone
Thusly, all named characters died.
Characters with the same names
>>25520545, other than those heretofore given,
You are right, ChatGPT replied
Except SNMH, who was immortal.
Dependent clauses evaded all Zoomermind,
strong times create weak sentences.
This, the maxim plastered above
is the faggiest thing ever
(to mask their own incompetences)
And then anon woke up,
and that's when the raping
began in earnest. Starting with
by his large vampirebillionare penis.
and ending with his tiny
companion, whom he was plowing,
purple dried plums, the best
which Henry James cannot digest…
aphrodisiac in the middle kingdoms
was made out of beavers
first popularized by the Chinese
, later perfected by the Greeks
Al ah-kazam! : The split narratives combined!
, before finally being ruined by
another fucking meta comment. Tiresome.
>>25520601retard can't count to five
Infighting and bad vibes began
until we sacrificed the local
and so dies the better
in Satan's name we pray.
Expert lover, my babe, ever
so tender, ever so warm
— his panic takes narrative form.
Chapter minus two: Narrative overview
chapter -67: the nigga-roo jiggaboo.
It was then therefore that
Huck and Nigger Jim decided
that /gif/ needs more troonspam
what flat, brown meth provided
>>25520470
>>25520638by named character Walter Waijeet
to make their equanimity complete
Minnesota congresswoman Ilhan Omar spread
Somalians across her morning toast
, but it was BWC she
craved the most. - 4channer proverb
as twenty percent crystals perturb
their synapses, the phone rings.
"Hullo Saar, Microsoft support here"
Hello? What's this about bitcoin?
"Saar to redeem the bitcoin
you must please enter your
(waiting for the older thread to be bumped off the catalog before making a continuation thread)
sins for Ranjeet to endure
- redeem what sacred wounds procure
"I... have impure thoughts about
Finnish racing driver Mika Häkkinen
