(continued from >>25550033)I really don't eat poo, I swear.
the saga fo sar: https://litter.catbox.moe/b7ucqh.pdf
How many of these fucking threads are you going to make?
Only the end of time decides that.
Suddenly, Mongo made his long awaited return
>>25551832Target is 2500 pages
>>25551836I think it should be 7 words or less, that way we can just set up the next poster if we want to without adding too much and there can be more flow/interconnectivity
He drew his snake sword and declared
>>25551835Everyone waited for him to do something.
But a wordless declaration was not enough.
>>25551840Nah, forcing a little bit of effort is a good thing. Don't overthink it.(Obvs the target isn't 2500 pages, story ends when it feels endy or just runs out of steam. Then a break for a bit and onto the next variant. I do plan on running something like "15 words or less" at some point)
Dobby ran past and kicked Mongo’s nuts.
“fuck bongo stupid bitch.” Dobby kicked again.
>>25551853Fair enough, I feel like most people would maximize the word count anyway and it would just let people make connective phrases sometimes but it's your choice.
>>25551660
The anime cat girls giggled, teasing Mongo.
"eat my asshole bongbitch" Dobby raped him.
“ להרוג את כל הגוי, אחרת כולנו נמות”
Mongo finally said, outing himself as Zionist.
>>25551858An exact wordcount also helps keep the metaposters at bay (though some anons STILL insist on 7 word metaposts).Fwiw I suspect this is the penultimate thread for this particular tale. The final thread will be "/lit/ CONCLUDES a story" and the official cutoff will be bump limit.
Dobby looked into the reader’s entertained eyes.
Nothing will ever beat "in this moment, I am European" and the Dobby train crash rape kino
>>25551875Godspeed OP
>>25551884“Look at me. I’m the metaposter now.”
Dobby reached through the screen and poked
Hobo Chang Ba, Hobo Chang Ba ooooooh
He chanted as his CG body materialized.
Another body appeared in front of him
Then Dobby pointed to the thread title.
“Do these words mean nothing to you?”
'Yo borro tu palabras para siempre'
Dobby recoiled. The smells and sounds repulsed him.
A chihuahua was humping an old pillow
Rich or poor, we're powerless before Death.
The humping reminded Grug of cave home
, so he too crawled out of screen.
These threads suck.
Grug said, despondent, scrolling through /lit/.
in the corner, an abuela was rocking
She queefed softly, rustling her vaginal hair.
"no se. no se." she muttered, devoid
>>25552171of any thought, only knowing tamale and
various facts about the Golden Gate Bridge.
>>25551832i know it has more right to be here than half the threads & i’m not suggesting it’s deleted but it’s not really even /lit/, is it? didn’t /b/ used to do these threads? usually about trying to be funny (and lit is the unfunniest board by a country mile).
>>25552196I unironically see artistic merit in the schizophrenic nonsense these threads are producing. It's reference heavy stream-of-consciousness prose with a sense of humor. Look at this excerpt from what critics are calling the best novel of the decade. It reads like these threads but twice as grammatical and one tenth as fun
is this guy still banging on about the disappearers
>>25552220it's gonna win the booker
>>25552181"80,000 miles of wire, dios" she croaked
>>25552226good4him
>>25552216>one tenth as funmakes me ashamed to be on /lit/ tb h
>>25552230As she scratched her forlorn barren crotch,
she licked her slick slippery tangy finger
the flavor recalling memories of childhood chalupas
(Sideline Comment: I am not kidding, I fucking gagged irl reading this part, Holy fuck...)
"Can I have a lick?" Dobby asked
