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I went to a poetry read in university. This one girl turned around and frowned at me before the event even started and then was talking loudly during my piece. I thought people who were into poetry were supposed to be sensitive and compassionate.
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What did you do to provoke a response in her?
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>>25564296
Sounds like you got mogged little frog friend. The only way to save your dignity is to prepare a devastating subliminal poem about her for the next meet. Make sure to deliver it by never breaking eye contact with her. Assert your dominance.
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>>25564296
>This one girl turned around and frowned at me before the event even started
White. Male. Detected.
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>>25564299
Only thing I can think of was Im a straight white male with a full beard and masculine energy and not a beta or a cuck
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>>25564296
That means he likes you
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>>25564296
Imagining this like the poetry event bit in that early MDE video. College cunts or IdeasMan cant remember
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>>25564296
She unironically probably wanted your cock and was acting like a rude bitch to get you upset so you'd confront her. Unfortunately very common behavior among humanities girls
t. English grad student
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>>25564317
This. If women actually dislike you or are grossed out they just ignore your existence entirely (I'm 5'6" so I know this all too well) but they won't be actively rude like that.
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>>25564317
I would have dicked her if she just asked
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>>25564320
Ah yes. My entire history with women.
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>>25564323
>if she just asked
But that would be betraying her feminist principles or her girlboss-ism or be seen as giving into the literary DUDEBROS or something. It's absurd but it's how it is
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>>25564324
Yeah it took me a while to figure out that all the girls who were passively nice to me didn't want me asking for their numbers, but all the girls who'd go out of there way to argue about something I'd said in class were interested
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I asked this female security guard a general question about the trash pickup schedule at the security booth at this new job I started and she was super cheerful and really chatty and answered my question, I thought she was cute too. I guess she must have thought our social interaction was too short clipped or cut and dried on my part because about thirty minutes later one of my shift leads comes up to me while I'm dumping trash and asked me something to the effect of "who the fuck did you piss off?" long story short, she had complained to my lead something along the lines of "Will you PLEASE tell that FUCKING ASSHOLE that blah, blah, blah" something about the trash dumping protocol I don't remember.

I was genuinely confused, couldn't figure out why she was pissed off. Another coworker said "it's because she likes you" the next time I went and pulled trash at the security booth she stood there all expectant looking and excited like she thought I was going to talk to her but I just turned to her fat coworker and asked her to bring the office trashes out. You should have seen the smile on this bitches face fade.

She was definitely one of those "neighborhood bicycle types" I found her attractive but I've long ago learned not to give BPD whores with fake florescent red hair an inch to grab onto.

Women are insane.
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>>25564356
So you fucked the fat girl
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>>25564365
God, no. I'd sooner kill myself. I didn't fuck anybody.
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>>25564367
Yes, I understand why you don't sleep with anyone.
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>>25564375
So true anon every man should worship at the feet of fat foids that deign to give our disgusting sex the time of day
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>>25564375
If my choices are:
1. BPD nutbag who monkey branches on a whim
And
2. Literally Jabba the Hutts older sister

Then yes, I'm going to ere on the side of caution and avoid both. I'm not as desperate for pussy as (You) are. Would it help if I told you the redhead had tons of shitty tattoos and piercings too? That doesn't bother ME necessarily but I know you dumb 4chan Timmies get absolutely BTFO over shit like that. I watched her behavior and listened to the way she talked over the following weeks in the line to clock in/out, she was certified fucking insane.
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>>25564375
>NOOOOOO, TAKE THE BULLET, REEEE!!!!
Virgin detected.
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>>25564304
Reading this gave me the ick and I don't even have ovaries.
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>>25564382
That's not it, it's just that the way you express yourself shows that you lack feminine affection, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
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No (You)s for shit bait
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>>25564389
Now you're just projecting
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Girls do this stuff because if you get upset that means they trolled you which they think is funny, and if you don't get upset that means you're out of her ability to influence, which she interprets as a sign of you maybe being powerful, which gives her a small sexual thrill. It's the female version of cat calling. Well behaved people don't do it. Italians do.
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>>25564296
Yeah that stuck up daddy’s princess bitch wanted dick so bad she was frustrated.
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>ITT: KHHV Virgins expound on the nature of women
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>>25564317
kinda true desu
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>>25564404
it's a rerun episode, alright
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This is the poem of the day on poetry foundation . org poetry has been hijacked and ruined like everything else good in this world
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>>25564421
i cant think of a bigger humiliation ritual than hip hop
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>>25564421
This is the best by date on my bag of tortilla chips, this is the beautiful multicultural melting pot we’re hurtling towards and it only gets worse
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>>25564398
>and if you don't get upset that means you're out of her ability to influence, which she interprets as a sign of you maybe being powerful, which gives her a small sexual thrill.
But then I won't have sex with her because she's a bitchy cunt, maybe women doing this is a sign they're autistic/bpd or personality problems because they don't know how to troll in a non-bitch way, makes sense I guess, these kinds of women are probably best shrugged off unless there's some redeeming quality.
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>>25564455
Imagine seeing a woman in a well cut dress. That's enough to get a small bit of a sexual thrill. You will be glad she had the dress on and that you saw it, even if in the next instant you realize she's actually a slob or her body hasn't been cared for or she says something repellent.

The small sexual thrill the woman gets from an image of possible power exists whether or not there is actual sexual interest, or if it will go somewhere or not. A fully committed dyed in the wool lesbian still feels sexually compelled by displays of power in men, it just never goes anywhere.
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>>25564299
The very fact that he posts on here
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>>25564304
>with a full beard
beards are disgusting and only muzzies have them
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>>25564304
How embarrassing.
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>>25564299
she could smell his virginity
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>>25564590
>>25564620
>>25564630
These are all the same anon
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>>25564634
Even more embarrassing lmao
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>>25564421
Wardine be cry
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>>25564640
I'm not embarrassed tho
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>>25564304
So you’re ugly and you smell, incel.
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i was just thinking of this or something similar
there used to be a lot of nice girl-next-door types who liked to read and got straight As and played the clarinet, and took a family vacation to Europe or something every summer and never got into trouble or showed too much cleavage or dated a bad boy.
But if you look at adult women on a dating app, you cant find any women like that. They all have their tits out, or have dyed hair, cowboy hats on, are fat, single moms, and affecting some kind of extreme personality with usually at least a small amount of “treat me like a princess”.

The girl next door would never demand you treat her like a princess.
Just what happened to that type of girl, did they all change suddenly after graduating college? Or are they married already?
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>>25564656
>women only exist if they’re on dating apps
It should go without saying that all well-adjusted women would steer well clear from such hellscapes.
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>>25564656
When a woman leaves a guy or gets dumped she knows who the next guy is and she has a backup to the backup. Even if she thought she'd be with the first guy forever. If she doesn't have that her friends supply one as soon as she asks. The only girls who are dating off an app are so dysfunctional or ugly or have so many demands that they don't have dick on deck. This doesn't apply under 22, of course, but after that that's the way it is. The women on the app all have something wrong with them.

Most of the men, do, too.

It's a dating trash heap. Anything associated with the Internet is going to be some kind of trash heap.
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>>25564304
>i'm fat and short and ugly and broke
gotcha



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