Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace.
>>25574684I agree
A novel
Never heard of it
one of the books of all times
>>25574684One of the greatest novels I've ever read, and I've read most of them.
More like, Infinite REDDIT
>>25574684The bit about the Raquel Welch mask was hilarious. Imagine adopting a young girl just to turn her into your person rape doll, and your real daughter is in the bed right next to you while you rape the adopted vegetable in a Raquel Welch mask. That shit had me laughing harder than anything else I've ever read. DFW was one twisted lil nigga. Most geniuses usually are. The rest of the book was pretty boring though.
>>25574789what...the...fuck...
>>25574789The biological daughter was the vegetable. Also, seek help.
>>25574684No discernable talent.
>>25574806>you can never be wrong if you only parrot the words and sentiments of other people!
>>25574789The bit with that guy trying to lift something with a rope (a drawer, maybe, or a locker) and losing his grip and letting it crash over himself and writing that letter to explain his misadventure had me laugh out loud for the first time with a novel.
Dwayne R. Glynn 1 76N. Faneuil Blvd. Stoneham, Mass. 021808754/4 June 21, YODPFTAH Workmans Accident Claims Office State Farm Insurance 1 State Farm Plaza Normal, III. 617062262/6 Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block #3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone", as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust that the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, March 27, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 900 kg. of brick left over. Rather than laboriously carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 900 kg of bricks. You will note in block #11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 75 kg. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and the broken collar bone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulleys. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind, and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of considerable pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel from the force of hitting the ground. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately 30 kg. I refer you again to my weight of 75 kg in block #11. As you could imagine, still holding the rope, I began a rather rapid descent from the pulley down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the laceration of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my impact with the brick-strewn ground below. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in considerable pain, unable to stand or move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my presence of mind and unfortunately let go of the rope, causing the barrel to begin a endtranslNTCOM626
>>25574904Lmfao is this in the book? pretty funnyI tried reading IJ but the first scene was boring AF and the writing style bored me
>>25574904Ancient copypasta. MANY moons have passed since I last saw this.
>>25574918Yup.>>25574924That is not pasta.
>>25574926Yes, yes, nitpickfag... you pulled it from a YouTube video and typed it out for a 4chan post. I know. Quit being a bitch. I can call it a copypasta because that's essentially what you've done here. Suck my dick.
