Any tips on writing female characters?
imagine a child but you want to have sex with it
>>25577673don't
Think of a man, and then take away reason and accoutability.
>>25577673>he vampired billionairely across the hall, his 4-foot cock dragging on the floor and his curly hair lightly bouncing. He raped 3 women as he crossed to the bathroom, but she was confident she, a plain 5/10 office worker, could fix him
What's the issue with this?
>>25577977A female reader will feel like her own breasts have been left out.
>>25577977It's not sexualized enough
>>25577673>>25577977I unironically like this as it introduces Cassandra in a way that makes her seem positively bird-like.
>>25578851Yeah it actually is a banger. Makes me want to write a Georges Perec-like stylistic exercise novel which follows Cassandra in her day-to-day life but the entire time it's just her breasts being described in a billion different ways
>>25577673Their motivation for literally everything is feeling important.
>>25577699wrong site for this.
>>25577673I just end up writing novels exclusively containing men, though this leaves women lurking around the edges in strange ways. I wonder if I am a closet (even to myself) homosexual.
>>25577673>>25577977The distaff>Chuck Norris drove his American-made pickup truck through the muggy Houston afternoon. He controlled the vehicle beneath with firm, precise turns of the steering wheel. The engine’s thrum was a pounding jackhammer against his ass. His seat belt was securely buckled in accordance with all relevant traffic laws. The windows were rolled down and the sun baked through the windshield, leaving his hard male body soaked with a lather of sweat. His damp shirt clung wetly to his chest with all the coyness of a fan dancer's silks; not so much for modesty as for accent. He wore no deodorant and the heady scent of raw Christian masculinity surrounded him like the light of an angel's halo.>He knew the weather was far too humid today with the way his balls stuck together. Crawling out of bed he felt the sticky pair take a gasp of fresh air from the way his boxes lifted. It was enough to make his penis hard, hard enough to break apart rocks as if his heavy dick were a sledge hammer. He then laid his eyes on a piece of cheese, and he was fascinated by it.
>>25577673>Any tips on writing female characters?Write a man, then remove the Name of the Father and replace it with abjectification.
>>25577673The real question is, should you write female characters at all? I don't see any use in adding them to my stories, unless my male character needs to have sex, or be annoyed by someone.
>>25577673if you told me Phillip K Dick wrote this I wouldn't even be sure you're joking
>>25578853Would read. Essentially brests point of view throughout the story with their owner being fully unaware of separate ontology of her tits.
Why did they censor the source when they already feel disdain for it.
>>25577699>nothing changes
>>25580738I had to stop reading Gibson's The Difference Engine because it was EXACTLY like that
>>25578853>>25580739>Cassandra's gargantuan gigagazongas heaved heavily as she wept, evincing a wistful breastful of mammary melancholy.
>>25577699>>>/a/
>heh this is exactly how men write women>instead of using an actual example we'll make one up then claim that's how reality is I'm not privy to these 9001 IQ strategies
>>25577673the biggest thing about women is that they have no or minimal inner life. you know that phenomenon where babies have no sense of identity and believe that they actually are the person they're looking at? women never grow out of that.it's a big deal because just about every difference and conflict between the sexes ultimately comes back to this. they need external validation not just about physical things but mental as well.if you're writing a woman for women then the best way to approach is to be as generic and positive as possible so that women can self-insert and not feel bad about themselves. bad decisions or attributes are due to other people or other external factors.
>>25581703>How women write men>"Erm did that just happen?">"Yes">"Yes?">"Yes.">"Check please"
>>25581489shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
>>25577673a more positive depiction than foids deserve
The latte left a residue of foam, she raised one of her cock-grabbers and wiped her cum dams with the back of it.
>>25577673I think of a man, and I take away aggression and antipathy.
>>25577673do what houellebecq does -- if they are meant to be intellectually relevant to the plot, write them as a man, and choose whether or not to make them sexless.if it is a woman who is under the age of 30, make them an infantilized fucktoy with limited consciousness.
>>25578859You're not homo. The fact is no good as tory requires women characters as anything more than pure objects to the subject
I make all my most naive and also my most vile characters women. A man that's too naive - just dies. A man that's too vile - just gets killed. A woman can survive as either.
>>25580571Because I want to write a romance better than Malfoy meme.
>>25578859How do you drive the plot without women?
>>25581474nice, I still got that on my "to read" pile
>>25577673Just don't be gratuitous. Unless it's porn or a specifically sexual scene, there's no reason for a woman to be flopping her big tits around or talking about her vagina. >As she poured the orange juice into a tall glass, she thought about the contours of her labia.
>>25580571>or be annoyed by someone.you are profoundly childish if women annoy you.
bruh waht
>>25579716THIS TEXT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GAY FOR CHUCK NORRISHOWEVER I'M ALREADY GAY FOR MY WOMAN AND THAT SLOT CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY ONE AT A TIME
>>25581489i thought french dudes were supposed to have style that guy looks like a fucking spaz
>>25577673Well there are far more to women than just breasts. The waist and belly, buttocks and thighs, some people even adore feet. Also I personally think necks and hands are underappreciated, we should pay more attention to them.
