What books should I read to become retarded? Serious replies only thanks.
Unserious questions do not deserve serious answers.
Anne Carson
>>25580504You cannot become what you already are.
>>25580504Start with the Greeks.
Books by politicians trying to get elected/get in good with the electorate somehow. This shit will turn you dumber than a dumbbell faster than you can say "I voted".
The Communist Manifesto.
>>25580504The quran
Anything written by a woman.
>>25580504Sincerely, reading philosophy will make you more retarded.
>>25580591Nick Land's>>25580583Bait
>>25580504Reactionary authors.
this should do it
>>25580504Go to Bookstagram.
How to win friends and influence people
>>25580557B-boss?!
>>25580557>cory booker has a bookgrim, unironically
>>25580512unserious questions deserve the most serious of answers actually.
>>25580603NTA but the manifesto was literally made for the retarded, blithering, illiterate workers. Das Capital was made for the actually not-retarded.
>>25581687Yep any businesscore self-help should do the trick.
>>25580504
Bible
Guenon
>>25581737Incorrect. The deeper you get into Marxism the more retarded you get.
>>25580504Transgressive lit. It's so repetitive and boring and oft times gay and degenerate as fuck that it'll probably cause some form of low level brain damage.I recommend Hogg and 120 Days of Sodom for starters.
Any book in a language you don't understand; the barrier will retard you from reading it.
tristram shandy
>>25582635>t. Schopenhauer
the yurope novels will make you so hyper intelligent that you'll loop back around and become retarded
>>25580504some faggot in the dungeon crawler carl thread said that the book is for retards (his mother recommended it to him) so start with that
>>25585097nah
