If you want, feel free to write a few words explaining why.
>>25584217In the chronological order they became meaningful to me in some way: Poseidon, Hermes, the Muses, Hestia, Bia, Zeus, Aphrodite
>>25584217Apollo. I just like how he balances power, violence, and creativity.
>>25584217Aesculapius.
The Muses. Music arts, often music, a hideous nominalification (or nominalization if you're retarded) of an adjective, is all art inspired by the Muses, etymologically speaking.
>>25584217Apollo. He's practically the god of civilization.
>>25584255>>25584269OH MY SCIENCE!!Bless Newton!!
>>25584254>>25584265>The MusesWhich ones?
>>25584217Hephaestus because he has the best backstory and he made that dope ass shield for Achilles
>>25584429damn i fucking love old ass shit like this painting ppl say they don't care about money but like if ur some hedge fund dickhead u can cop all these paintings at auction and fill ur manhattan townhouse with it
>>25584485dwarf coded
>>25584254>>25584255>>25584269Basic bitches.
>>25584217If it's not Aphrodite, you have no testicles.>inb4 Testicles fought at Troy
Zeus and Apollo are the only White answers.
>>25584522Zeus was the biggest nigger in theogony.
I like a bunch. Many of them have former versions or were just thought of differently from place to place, but the lesbian goddess Artemis is pretty badass. >>25584429Of the muses, Kalliope.>>25584269"Civilization" sucks ass. Why I hate Apollo.
>>25584508Hera and Athena are both way hotter
>>25584522>Greek gods>Excessively worried about whitenessI'd send you to Valhalla, but those gods would be so annoyed with you.
Wonder Woman
>>25584254>In the chronological order they became meaningful to me in some way: Poseidongrow up already
>>25584522>Apollo are the only White answers.middle-eastern coded sun worship is
>>25584507Sorry I didn't pick my favourite Greek god with impressing (you) in mind.
>>25584217Normal one: Athena. I respect a virgin goddess of wisdom and quite honestly she seems cuteStupid one: Adephagia, goddess of gluttony. I'm a chubby chaser and belly stuffing is a huge kink of mine
>>25584573Oh wait I forgot Iris, I thought she was Roman only. I like fairies. I liked her cameo in The Aeneid
>>25584507Sure, everyone knows who Bia is. Kiss my ass.>>25584555Idiot.
>>25584528>picrelWho's that supposed to be? Selene?
>>25584573Anon, I ...
Aphrodite because she's hot, and Apollo because he's me.
>>25584646Persephone though
>>25584528>lesbian goddess ArtemisArtemis is perpetually a prepubescent girl. You are a pedophile.
>>25584648Hebe though
>>25584650LOL no. She is Apollo's twin. Apollo is not portrayed as an 11 year old. She was remade a "virgin" by Zeus' once he assumed power. Only Hera and Aphrodite were allowed sex, first as his wife, second as whore of love.But subsequent tales of Artemis show her to be implicitly lesbian, in the company of her girls, hostile to men peeping on them. You must be a pedophile to jump at that conclusion with nothing to back it up
>>25584626Selene is associated with the full moon and pregnancy. The crescent moon is the young woman/maiden/virgin phase and also looks like a bow which also gets mixed up in the Artemis myth(And Hekate the blacked out new moon of old/dead woman)
>>25584217I feel like it'd have to be Aphrodite if just for the sheer number of Greek stories I enjoy that has her fingers in the pie. She's gaudy, petty, a total brat of a Goddess... But she's also such a straightforward woman that I can't help but want to worship her.
>>25584490Just like The Sims 1. But if you put up too many nice paintings Drew Carey will show up and stick his index finger in your asshole.
>>25584490
>>25584526so true, timmy
>>25584217Typhon. Just look at this guy.
Hermes, Prometheus and Athena.
>>25584217CHAOS, OUROS, AND GAIATHE REST IS DERIVATIVE AND FOR NEWFAGS
>>25586639CHRONOS ALSO MAKES THE CUT
Tyche
>>25586639Stop shitting up the board with capitalposts, you utter fucking faggot.
>>25586654YOUR FAVORITE GREEK GOD MUST BE ONE OF THE LESSER ONESI CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU TYPE AND FROM HAVING READ MANY OF LITTLE FAITH IN MY DAY
>>25586654AH! HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW LATIN HAS A FAVORITE GREEK GOD ALREADY!BEHOLD! THE LARPERS AND GREEABOOS
Easy: Perseus.
>>25586661GREEKABOOS.ETYMOLOGY: 'WEEABOO', FROM AN INTERNET (LITERATURE) IMAGEBOARD FORUM THAT WAS NEVER GOOD.
>>25586662Easy why?
>>25584217I like Hermes. He's mischevous but in a benign way. Steals Apollos cattle then gets them off him anyway by making a deal and becomes one of the thirteen main deities.
>>25586665t. certified cocksucker
>>25586694WHAT YOU SAY, THAT YOU ARE
>>25586673Because he’s Perseus. He cut off Medusa’s head and rides a Pegasus. He’s the guy everybody thinks Heracles was.
>>25586714i know you say that you are but what am i?
>>25586811IN THE POST I AM REPLYING TO,YOU ARE SOMETHING THAT QUESTIONS WHAT IT IS BY AND OF ITSELFI'D EXPAND ON THAT AND STATE THAT YOU ARE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE IN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING SELF-CONSCIOUSKEEP WATCH DURING THE NIGHT, QUESTIONER, AND QUESTION ON, FOR THE SUNRISE WILL ARRIVE SOON, AND GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK
Cronus.
Trip back on, cumgenus.
>>25586906I REALLY HATE TO TRIP, BUT I GOTTA, LOCAS THEY CROAK, I SEE MYSELF IN THE PISTOL SMOKE- COOLIO
>>25584217Hail Eris.
>>25584217calliope
>>25586846Kronos and Chronos were actually different gods that even Ancient Greeks often confused.
pan because he appeared suddenly and still does to cattle and sheep and causes panic among them (they actually can see him)
>>25587431'WHAT IS 'LESBOS', THE NOW-GREEK ISLAND?'SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU, BUT YOU'RE NO LESBIAN PUSSY-SLAYER
>>25587466I know that, dumdum
>>25584573I didn't even know there was a for-real goddess of gluttony, this is marvelous news to me. I assumed that the fatfags made her up.
>>25587471THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FRAME A FOREIGN GOD AS IF HE IS A LESBIAN, YOU HEATHENISTIC PAGAN?
>>25587500I thought it was funny.
Prometheus. He helped humanity even at cost his own suffering. Also probably the cleverest god excluding maybe Athena.
>>25584217Hermes. The least dickheaded of the bunch and he outlasted them as the wizard god Hermes Trismegistus. He's also the god of /fit/.
>>25587286heckin fnord
Hermes, Dionysus, Prometheus. In no particular order.
>hermesBunch of traveling thieves, merchants, and messengers on /lit/.
I’ve always said if I had to pick a patron I’d pick Athena. Through the stories I’ve seen of her (particularly those with Odysseus), she strikes me as the most ride or die and helpful. Maybe she pops off a little and turns people into spiders sometimes, but it seems if you put in the effort to embody her virtues she gets involved. Zeus will sell you out if Hera asks, Aphrodite can get whooped by a human, but Athena will plant her spear in the ground and cover you with her shield.Would also hang with Dionysus, seems like a rad dude. Shout out Prometheus too.
>>25584217You posted him.
>>25584217I like the way Isis appears in Apuleius’ Metamorphoses
>>25587500Men can't be lesbian, silly.
>>25587431Dan strikes again. (*rolls eyes*)
>>25586639>OUROSYou mean your anus?
>>25586662Not a deity
>>25584217Hard to pick. Sometimes it's— Hestiabecause she's the only one who's actually kind and pleasant. And she is the goddess of the hearth and the home i.e. she is literally the queen of comfy. (Plus the pig is one of her sacred animals and pigs are the best animal.) But other times, I have to say, it’s— Aphroditebecause she's just a delicious emptyheaded blonde babe who never pretends to be anything else.
>>25587924Hestia is fucking boring.
>>25587933Enjoy homelessness, ingrate.
>>25587961Thanks, I will.
>>25584217It's so obvious Caravaggio was homosexual when looking at his art. Just look at how defined Dionysus' delts look in this piece for no reason at all
>>25584217Hecate
>>25587723Hermes embodies the mischievous nature of being anonymous on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum.
>>25587892He’s the son of Zeus and thus considered a demigod if we’re going to fight about it, but I’m not autistic and he’s a hero not a god so I agree with you. I chose to disregard the OP’s instructions because I considered them guidelines and not rules. I’m surprised it took this long for someone to bitch.
>>25586715Hercules was also about as tall as Joe Rogan...but I wouldn't say that to his face
>>25587933Degenerate just like the Athenians who tossed her out of Olympia for the foreign faggot Dionysus.
>>25587723Hermes is the god who communicates everything you say to the immortals you doofus
>>25588855Do you think Christianity has a monopoly on deistic patronage?
>>25588850Based Athenians
>>25584217>>25587720>>25587746>>25587793Based Dionysus appreciators.
>>25588860I think you might have a monopoly on being a faggot>>25588872Oh never mind
>>25589129Yeah I’m a fag because you’re too retarded to know that Hermes the patron god of all those things. Sure tardbro.
PoseidonFor his terribilita temperamentAnd I have an affinity for the underdog
>>25586481
>>25589355Absolute Unit.
Athena because she's hot.
>>25584485But he's a cuck.
>>25589755No he isn't stop slandering.
>>25588767Also, Heracles, the real “Hercules” is a true story of tragedy. Heracles wasn’t a clean cut good guy like Perseus who went on epic adventures and used his wits, talents, and magic charms to survive and ended living happily ever after in the stars in the night sky with his beloved wife. Heracles was a violent brute who murdered people for insults and shit and was driven mad and then slaughtered his entire family like one of those guys on the news. Then his second wife accomplished him and he died in agony. For some reason modern pop culture decided to pull a switcheroo with the names and personalities
>>25590244>accomplished *Accidentally poisoned*
>>25590244He also genocided the amazonians.
>>25586715>He’s the guy everybody thinks Heracles was.Herakles is a latecomer to the Greek myths, and a terrible one at that.By his name you can tell he was Hera's little runt, and some misogynist invented the trash stories about him. Those writers took from older myths. It's garbage though.
