It was a dark and
stormy night. I was eating
>>25585879out my sister's cunt, which
>>25585881tasted like Frosted Mini Wheats
>>25585890five days after expiration. She
had been possessed by a
This shit is very tiresome.
>>25585917she interrupted, stroking my head
>>25585919and also my embiggened penis
>>25585923to equine proportions. So she
did that projectile vomit thing
>>25585927regrettably, directly into my ass
Then we died, the end.
>>25585948which may have been because
>>25585948The pressure stimulated my prostate
>>25585954>>25585955to unhealthy levels of pleasure
Suddenly a Frankenstein entered menacingly
But regardless.... processed by a
>>25585995process processing processor, processing professorially
the processed meat of femicided *women*
had a masculine taste, piqueing
not dissection — but practiced *efficiency*
I writhed in pleasure as
the Frankenstein began to massage
Her boobies round and round
with his sneering green penis
>>25586103then the penis mouth bit
into childflesh. Gilles de Rais
had nothing on my sister.
>>25586146Nor upon OPs mother, I
creeped outside to lurk and
felt a mysterious presence watching
"Hello?" I called out cautiously
It was silent. Too silent.
The noise cancelling was excellent
So silent was the silence,
celui qui ne m'accompagnait pas
even the frogs were head
>>25586294and shoulders fighting for access
to the forbidden ghoulish oblivion
>>25586333of Cicerone's cleft of venus
yup, some good ol' pussay
said Timmy as he shat
into the Toilet of Terrors
"bloody benchod" came behind me
>>25586428Leering at Timmy's tight anus
but back in the cemetary
>>25586451Walt Disney AI lung reconstruction
>>25586531was something I couldn't imagine
as I was currently dying
>>25586541that bitch walt was alive
a fragment of my imagination
>>25586551freaked the fuck out and
my sister wanted to fuck
>>25586562everything up for us. Meanwhile,
a faint ghostly apparition began
I anxiously, scarededly and panickedly fingered my asshole (using my middle finger, if we’re being specific) to assure myself I wasn’t in fact, dreaming.
>>25586565counting words. "Hm, something's not
>>25586572hard, care to explain why, dear apparition?” As I tried to jerk it off.
>>25586572adding up, and smells bad."
>>25586597Like my arse after curry
>>25586749woogedy boogedy boo! Im daed
>>25586884fr fr ong bro. Capless.
"Hi daed, I'm dad," said
The Ghost of Christmas Past
also known as Jesus Christ
, also known as Baruch Spinoza.
also known as my dad.
Then he came behind me
and laid a bony hand
>>25587010upon my kneecaps, before
kissing me gently behind my
>>25587034And tonguing my rectum tenderly
>>25587059Aroused, I raise the hammer
and put the finishing touches
against his temple; he staggers
the bookers near the Tesco, and
>>25587060
gasses the kikes with his mothers putrid diarrhea
>>25585917Should’ve better wrote some poetry
like this faggot pajeet Mill
>>25587585from Microsoft Tech Support Team
, or so he claimed. He was actually a
Who is actually Asha Sharma
, legendary Daemon Princess of Nurgle
a ghost suddenly touches me
in my private region. I
thought it was odd that
it was making sounds comparable to that of a small child in pain.
which aroused me greatly
giving me nostalgic feeling of
long lazy afternoons playing games
PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK PANIC
AT THE PICNIC PANIC AT
>>25588087THE PICNIC" said the bear
fuck my nigger balls Yoda
"Fuck your balls I will"
Perchance
Fr bro. Fr fr. Ong.
this story sucks donkey balls
What doesn't? Donkey Kong. Truke
and that's when the raping
was made illegal in India
"Impossible. Perhaps the archives are"
obscured by fecal matter", said
Ranshit, the fecal-encrusted smelly pooman
yet Sanjesh the redeemer del something was amiss
amidst the odious mephitic vapours of the baleful fen, coiling sepulchrally like
bear bull bear bull bear
"let's name our son Ranshit"
Billy face fucked with force
>>25588709casually mogs /lit/ wannabe authors
suddenly there was a sixth word
>>25588642>>25588648Calm your tits anons, there will be a no-word-limit thread eventually
>>25588694for four seconds before exploding
Something tapped inside the walls
in morse code: N I
Suddenly the ceiling caved in
N J A. Behind you!
Something tapped the car window
>>25588809Nachtfalterflügelspitzenaufprall, straßenlaternenlichtanziehungsflug, autofensterscheibenklirrgeräusch, parkplatzstillstandsüberraschungsmoment, insektenorientierungsstörungskollision.
Something tapped inside the fridge
It looked like my sister
Something tapped the bay windows
>>25588888Hitler pointed through the glass
>>25588888holy quints
in fact all the nazis
were trying to warn me
about the man behind me
But I was too distracted
by the tapping from the
mirror in the corner. Suddenly
Hitler's face turned to horror
baby, dont hurt me, nomore
He screamed out, as he
tried breaking through the window.
the tapping behind me intensified
Hitler defenestrated himself with vigor
even though he was already
too late. The man lunged
and stabbed poor old Hitler
as he pushed me out
"ACK!" exclaimed Hitler. KWAB. BTFO.
RIP to a real one
The tapping did not stop
Suddenly I heard a tapping
>>25589051It came from Shaniqua's fingernails
"Y'all niggas got any food?"
Hitler defenestrated himself once more
>>25589062but thanks to the trampoline
He could bounce the Jew.
Spiky Little Hat activate!
Never underestimate a Jewpa Troopa.
Then a soft tapping noise
Against the 55" LED TV
suddenly woke up the dog
"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"
Hitler loved dogs, petting it
and scratching it in just
the nutshackit's the nutshack
The TV in the corner
was playing the Nutshack. PHIL'S
you hear about chinese godfather?
He say old Chinese proverb:
hungry man must become giant
because car make you tired
Confucius say: man with small
peepee have big penis. That's
a lie. Fuck yourserf. *raughs*
On The Nutshack, Jack was
Thread reads like an AI hallucination.
>>25589261sure, on a really coarse level it's how LLM's work
>>25589258crying hyperrealistic blood from his
>>25589294Cherry Pie-nis, still a virgin
Mary painting on the wall
>>25589271(Thread = raw unRL'd base model!!!!)
The fucking postman came while
my sister was giving me
Head, shoulders, knees and toes!
>>25589546Shed, boulders, queers and joes
"Waow!" She climaxed in consternation
ended, and the postman finally
grew up, respected diversity, and
