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Do you believe in any conspiracy theories, anon?

>>25586200
hell yeah dude

Teaching ESL 2nd/3rd graders is a lot more annoying than teaching high schoolers.

>>25586207
Yeah, I believe the CIA is actively trying to recover me because I'm stuck in a spacetime anomaly.

>>25586213
No shit.

I'm voting for Trump in '28 idgaf.

>>25586227
>idgaf
I can tell

>>25586227
He can't run for a third term.

>>25586213
In grade 9 an ESL student teacher was supposed to take over our English class for a significant portion of the year. He was from Romania or Hungary, some country like that. The kids absolutely eviscerated him. He quit after a few weeks and the regular English teacher had to come back way early from vacation. That wasn't the first OR the last time I saw kids bully teachers into having nervous breakdowns. One teacher I had needed to go on medical leave.

Thinking about getting this tattoo removed.

I had a really awkward substitute teacher in shop class for two days. He showed us Willow and The Princess Bride. That was cool. I liked him. I fucking hated shop class.

>>25586197
Who possessed knowledge in all its forms—political, judicial, military, religious, and augural? The Etruscan nobles, and virtually no one else. It was they who had directed the great construction projects of royal Rome—several of which still survive—that far surpassed anything to be seen in the rustic capitals of other Italic nations. It was they who had erected the admired temples of the early age, and they who had provided the essential rituals for the worship of the gods. By expelling the founders of the State, the Romans tore away the most vital elements of public life; having congratulated themselves on their newfound liberty, they were left with no recourse but to resign themselves to austerity—and to praise it under the guise of "austere virtue." The very existence of the Cloaca Maxima (1) had been forgotten. Instead of fine pottery and metal dishes piled high with sumptuous fare, they were left with crude tableware—poorly crafted by their own hands—from which they ate chickpeas and bacon. In place of well-appointed homes, they had to make do with rough farmsteads where consuls and senators lived alongside pigs and chickens—wisely extolling such a life simply because they could not trade it for a better one.

>>25586229
>>25586231
I'll write his name in and have all my family & friends do so too.

>>25586231
He doesn't give a fuck, sweaty.

Something kind of hit me today

Trump is absolutely crushing it. May be my favourite President now even above Lincoln. Let's go Mr President!!!!!!!

>>25586238
Devotion to and reverence for the family ran deep among the Sabines; though poorly clad, ill-fed, and relatively unlettered, the nobles of this lineage were no less aristocratic in spirit than the haughtiest Lucumones. The Valerii, Fabii, and Claudii—all of Sabine stock—would not brook sharing the burdens of government with anyone other than their peers; the only concession they granted the plebeians was the abolition of a monarchy they themselves would have found intolerable. For the rest, they strove to emulate the dispossessed masters by jealously concentrating all social prerogatives in their own hands (1).

Yet they did not occupy the position of absolute superiority that the Tyrrhenians—Semiticized Pelasgians—had held over the Rasenna; consequently, the plebeians did not explicitly acknowledge the legitimacy of their authority and chafed under their yoke. The difficulties did not end there: the nobles themselves—provided they were sufficiently illustrious and powerful—harbored a secret memory of royal splendor that made them covet supreme power while fearing that rivals might seize it first. Thus, the Republic began its course beset by the following challenges:

A greatly degraded civilization;

An aristocracy intent on ruling alone;

A populace, tormented by that aristocracy, that refused to submit (2);

The imminent threat of usurpation by some noble;

The equally imminent threat of revolt among the plebs; Perpetual accusations leveled against anyone who rose above the common level through talent or service;

Ceaseless schemes by those at the bottom to topple those at the top without resorting to open force.

Such a situation was absolutely worthless. Roman society, under these conditions, survived only through the constant suppression of everyone.

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Thank you President Donald J. Trump!!!

>THANK YOU FOR KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!
Really makes the 'ol noggin start joggin'

>>25586263
What's wrong with killing terrorists?

>>25586266
America's the real terrorists.

i feel most of the posting on /lit/ i just going towards replying to these threads and the rest of the boards content is now meh

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White folks are ruining this country with their pro-socialism, pro-islam, pro-abortion, pro-LGBT, hate-God, hate-freedom, hate the USA agenda.
>>25586270
So you hate God?

>>25586266
I say this as no liberal but there is a certain complication we feed the words to our cattle that include 'terrorist' because it opens up a loophole in the ancient Roman tongue from which we derive most Christianity that 'people who commit fear on others are to be exterimnated' which directly subverts the thoughtline that we are those who create order by instilling fear on others, sometimes ever ourselves up to the executive level. So be white for a fucking second and account for these things, jesus christ am I the only one left alone trying to take control of this world?

>>25586266
MAGA in 2016:
We're against endless Middle East oil wars bro, we aren't the Bush Republicans we're totally different bro. We've learned our lesson bro.

MAGA in 2026:

Oh boy I can't wait to die in another Middle East war led by Israel!

>>25586270
lol america is the good guys dummy duh lol

>>25586276
>So you hate God?
No, I love Allah. You do not, because you are filthy, fat, bloodthirsty pigs.

>>25586197
Anyone interested in more ancient Roman history lore? I can keep posting based quotes.

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>>25586279
>america is the good guys

>>25586283
>>25586287
Your time is coming those who hate the God of Israel!

>>25586283
>angry little bitch
Wow, this Allah fella sure sounds great if he lead you to act like this. Epic.

>>25586197
My smartphone got shadowlamed for a lack of digital monetary assets displayed.

>>25586290
The whole world will be under Islam. It is happening more every day.
>>25586292
That's because Allah is just.

>>25586301
>justice is when I do a melty
Okay then.

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Thank you President Donald J. Trump!! You are a problem solver like none of the feckless, evil, woke, pro-LGBT, pro-abortion, pro-islam, hate-God, hate-Israel countries leaders. God bless you Mr President!!!
>>25586301
A stinger missile is headed for your location.

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do you think that you are a tough guy? that people respect you, that when they see you they think you are strong and confident? or maybe you are just smart mouthed? do you think that you were always like that? you werent. something has led you to be like this, to be hateful or just unpleasant. i sometimes feel that i am unpleasant, i think of myself as a complete piece of garbage, however i wasnt always like this, the way people interacted with me made me like this. and this is the same for all the people that are trying to seem confident. they arent really confident nor strong its just an emotional shield. people are born open minded and eager to love, some would call it being "weak". its just the behaviour of others that made them like this. the only way to become like this again is to be in love. the vulnerability you experience in the presence of your partner is not something bad, its being true to yourself. this is what love is, according to me atleast.

"love may save all you people, but it will never, never save me"

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>>25586304
Disrespecting Allah deserves nothing short of death.
>>25586305
>A stinger missile is headed for your location.
>pic related

>>25586309
Why do you get to claim the mystery of the universe under your violent monkey umbrella? The ego on these people. Sheesh.

>>25586307
To become a tough guy you need to stuff that's actually dangerous, like walking in the forest at night, taking time to talk with gangsters and thugs, end up getting robbed or lost in the wild. If you can face darkness alone, the possibility of death in mind, if you can face a gangster thug who might beat and stab you over a few dollars, talk to him and have a positive interaction, you will also be able to face any normal person around.

>>25586315
Because Allah is humble enough to reveal himself to those who do not deserve it.

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White folks just don't get this man like I do!!!

>>25586317
That does not answer the question. It contemplates why you might get a glimpse not why should everyone else follow you into playing regional war lord larp as a system of being.

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Muslims OUT!!!!!!!!

I think communist are just mad about not able to overcome the wisdom of silenus. No nigga material conditions don't change anything and never will

>>25586307
Idk, one time I was was walking down the street at night, and saw this black crackhead walking towards me, so I went to other side of the road, then so did he, so when we passed each other I just flicked my head upwards and said "Sup?" And he said Sup?" back. Then we continuing walking in opposite directions.
I'm pretty fucking tough, man.

>>25586321
Allah Muhammad Jihad, you stupid faggot.

big dicks will rule the world

Muslims are no longer welcome in Israel, Gaza or the West Bank.

>>25586326
Ever woke up to a crackhead on the street touching your belongings because you had to wait the whole night for a train in a foreign city? Ever done armwrestling against a thug trying to rob you? Ever had diarrhea for three days from drinking mud because you were so thirsty in the woods but unable to find clean water?

>>25586345
I got chased by an old junkie woman brandishing a needle once.

>>25586345
No, but when I was homeless I barked at a black guy who was pissing on the fence near where I was sleeping by constantly just calling him a nigger, until he just looked at me in fear and hurried away.
I also slept in a dumpster for cardboard in the freezing cold. Then, when I was in jail, I had to fight three people in a row. Granted, I lost every one, but they respected me a lot for not backing down at all, and never fucked with me again. I remember one guy even tossed me some badass mixture of soup, beans, cheese, and chips while I was laying on my bunk afterwards. That shit was cool.

>>25586327
>Man in the sky, pedophile and I am going to blow up about it
Epic. Other cultures are so beautiful.

>>25586332
I had a dream that I was comparing dick sizes with a naked black guy. His was almost as long as his torso. I could see the tip of mine looking straight ahead.

>>25586197
I'm fucking lonely. A month agoI had a girl, now she's bored of me. I'm recovering from surgery and just sitting at home with my thoughts. All I can do is chainsmoke cigarettes and wallow. I can't even masturbate because I'll end up thinking about this girl who has upset me. It's fucking miserable.

>>25586334
Breaking: all muslims living in Israel, Gaza or the West Bank are enroute to Western Europe. Gracefully assisted by the Goldberg Foundation.

>>25586364
you know the bible is full of pedophilia and infanticide, right?

>>25586345
Oh, and because I think you're a PUSSY. One time, when I was psychotic, this cop was serving a mental health warrant, and started punching me constantly face and gut while I just standing their with cuffs on, and the main reason he was doing it was because I was technically "resisting" by stiffening my arms in the slightest possible way, so he'd get insanely pissed off and continue beating me, but that was just me taking it like nothing even I'm not that big and he was kinda fucking huge to make him feel like a pussy. Then when I finally stopped he elbowed my head against the brick wall and tossed into the back in the cruiser, but, like, immediately, I started calling him all kinds of fucked things until I kicked the back on the window, which pissed him off so much that he opened the door and started beating me again.
I still continued to call him and bitch everything while he he drove me to the mental hospital, but then I spat in his face and they hauled me to an isolation room.
I don't really think you're a pussy, but who really gives a shit about being tough?

I learnt how to break words into syllabes yesterday; I don't know if I should be proud of myself.

>>25586379
And that makes it okay for me to do it as well. Based. Everyone is a pedophile actually.

Why should I learn phrasal verbs with random meanings when words that convey that same action already exist

>be me, not gay
>new guy gets hired at my work
>hot blonde surfer dude with a 60s bodybuilder physique and a good sense of humor
>in about 2 weeks go from kind of enjoying having him around to full blown sexual fantasies about getting pinned down
>ok maybe I am kinda gay
>develop a crush
>2 more weeks pass and he gets a girlfriend
>enter month long homo depression
>gradually get over it
>fast forward to last week
>he randomly finds me on instagram and adds me
>follow him back and discover that his hobby is posting shirtless pics from the gym locker room
>also discover he's single again
>repressed homo thoughts come bubbling back up
>know for a fact he is not into dudes but keep imagining making a move anyway
>come to 4channel dot com and blogpost about it
>the end

>>25586380
That's a rough story, man. Beating someone is always the last option. Talking from experience. Actual toughness is having the social skills necessary to come off as actually bold, brave, cunning and insummisible. Novel recommendation: every single book about Old Shatterhand.

>>25586398
Satan is going to sew your faces together in a pit of boiling shit.
Repent.

>>25586403
For having a crush? What a sensitive little bitch this god fella is.

>>25586380
In your case, wich sounds like a basic Old Shatterhand scenario, he would have answered the first few beatings with a counter-attack, leaving the contrahend unconscious and unable to fight.
In an alternative scenario, Old Shatterhand gets actually in the back of the cruiser. He would have used the opportunity to negotiate with his contrahend and wait for the first opportunity to flee. For example, during the get out, he could have knee-knocked the opponent unconscious and grabbed his weapon to then further negotiate with the rest of the opponents.

>>25586407
You see?
You stray from even a little bit and you start justifying sin and even have the audacity to call the LORD as "sensitive little bitch."
Seek the arms of Christ, you foul cretin.

>>25586386
you mustn't; use language with precision. Break all coventions if necessary. Don't be one of those who communicate the same way he breaths or blinks. I'd go further and also ommit definite articles and nominative pronouns as well.

>>25586380
Passive resistance when you're already in hand-cuffs never works. When you're in hand-cuffs silent and surprise are your only weapons.

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>>25586376
Take refuge in things/interests not connected with that girl. Love passes quicker than you'd even want to. Love is overrated but your personal self-respect isn't

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>>25586409
Yeah, it was pretty shitty, but I kinda just wanted CONSTABLE ERIC FLORES OF THE HOUSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT to be thrown in prison and I basically wanted a year of his salary for compensation.
Old Shatterhand sounds like a boss, though, but I'm gonna try to beat up a cop.
>>25586415
No, I did exactly what I wanted to do, which was just piss him off.

>>25586412
Sounds really cringe. Hard pass. Thanks though.

>>25586416
You are right. But it doesn't help that our whirlwind romance has inspired a novella I'm writing. Although I'm sure these feelings will help in the longrun, right now the thought of it makes me sad.
Thankfully I managed to keep most of my self-respect in-tact. I didn't lash out or let her see how much she hurt me, and remained level-headed.

>>25586419
There's a lot of scenes in Old Shatterhand where he get's tied up by gangsters or military officers, one of his clever moves is to, while tied up, to beat back on someone torturing him with his head or feet just to make him look like a loser in front of everyone else of his gangsters. This is a move that works all the better the higher the person getting punched back at sits in the social hierarchy. Sorry for my ESL.

>>25586426
Nice. That's pretty cool.
>Sorry for my ESL.
You're good. It's hardly noticable.

>>25586421
I wish you all the best, man. Love sucks but after some time, you'll be glad that you've experienced it. If not for anything else, just for the sake of understanding humanity more. And even the most unfortunate love still carries with it at leat some amount of pleasure that you most likely wouldn't like to miss.

Write the opening movement of an oboe concerto in the virtuosic style of Vivaldi, C minor, 2/4 time, allegro. Give the music a serious and regal character, with a variety of runs and dotted rhythms. Use two staves for the basso continuo and one for the oboe. Use the ritornello form, and do not introduce the soloist until the second section. Make the basso continuo part as dynamic and interesting as the oboe.

>>25586431
I have to read those books again. Got a whole shelve of them inside my closet. The basic plot is always more or less the same, but somehow it never gets boring.

>>25586432
>just for the sake of understanding humanity more
I am usually inclined to believe this but genuinely she's confused the fuck out of me, and I think that's what's getting me down the most. 6 weeks ago she was saying she loves me, wants to introduce me to her family, etc. Then now nothing. I guess it is simply the way of women.
But thanks, man. Think I just need to vent as I ain't got no one to talk to right now.

>>25586403
What is anon meant to repent of? The sexual fantasies I can see, but I don't think he's responsible for who he is attracted to.

>>25586436
I gotcha. Yeah, I probably need to reread certain books more often, but I generally don't have the desire to.

Never had sexual thoughts for another man but have had a kind of aesthetic, underlying homoerotic relationship with a male friend who I would go out on drinking binges with. I think he had a sexual interest in me (he was a self-admitted closeted bisexual) as he would sometimes try to kiss me, and would always want to share his women with me.

I had a chunky yellow lab named Otter growing up, who would occasionally get out of the backyard and walk down to the elementary school to visit my brother and I. Unfortunately, one night he ended up drinking antifreeze and my dad had to take him into the backyard and shoot him in the head.
My sister and I were inside and very sad, but we didn't actually start crying until we heard the second shot.
Poor Otter.

A couple of years ago I found that my grandfather was a Master Mason for 50 years.
He died of Alzheimer's a couple of years before that, but he was always very strong, kind, and generous. The only time I've ever seen him get angry was actually at me, when told me to "Get off the tit."
He played for the Detroit Lions before the sucked complete shit, and ended up becoming president of the biggest bank in town, where he accumulated like millions of dollars.
It just sucks knowing he was secretly a gay Satanic pedophile the whole time.
I gotta go spit on his grave at some point.

>>25586447
I have a bi childhood friend who has the biggest crush on me but I'm comoletely straight and can't reciprocate.

>>25586478
You grandfather sounds super based. You must be some type of ultra faggot to not get initiated

Oh look, its the r9k losers shitting up lit now. Guess you got tired of ruining fit.

>>25586486
I'm totally kidding. My grandfather was awesome, and learning that about him actually makes me wanna see what exactly Freemasons are like.

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>>25586437
I don't understand how relationships work in today's world to begin with. If a woman at any moment has X men waiting to take another man's place, the dynamic becomes very unstable and the constant availability of options probably makes her neurotic and capricious.

>>25586489
they love jews, which should tell you everything

>>25586534
K.
But that does remind me that he had a Luger, flag, and knife from some Nazi that his friend killed in the war.
That shit was also cool.
You don't get to have shit like that because you're a faggot.

Anyone think the same thing as me on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide? Corpse at the end is Dr. Jekyll's, though it may appear as Hyde's draped in Jekyll's clothes. Jekyll managed to get rid of Hyde, but at the cost of his own life.

>>25586547
to the anons in the rest of the thread - you see what i mean?

>>25586570
You're trying to secure yourself with group reinforcement, like a prissy teenage girl?
This is why Nazis like you are some of the pathetic things in history.
God damn you suck.

We need the 2A and the US Constitution in Canada.

>>25586588
Because the piece of paper is doing wonders in Dumbfuckistan. True.

I always start a nitrous binge to this song.
It's fun.

https://youtu.be/zgQ1rfZ0dbo?is=_LXECGiRT2h9Cfhi

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It's always nice to see the horror fiction general get up to bump limit at this time of year.

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>>25586238
Well Frasier, you're so corpulent that when you sit around a well-appointed Etruscan villa, you sit AROUND the well-appointed Etruscan villa.

I just want to be loved

>>25586619
Don't we all. The trick is to love yourself. It just werks.

>>25586623
I don't want to be loved. I want to be feared.

>>25586629
Just get a pussy whipped beta husband

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>>25586629
I am not saying that's wrong, but I am saying the people who travel down this road are very funny.

If a girl you're not dating rests her head on your shoulder while you're driving, she wants that penis, right?

man i haven't jacked it in days what can i do to get my virility up when i was young going like two days was torture

>>25586643
man i cam back from the gym and i was all sweaty and shit and there was this tall beautiful indian woman in the lobby and i thought should would scowel at such a sweaty yt coming in her building but she smiled at me, now i have that underworld sound stuck in my head where it goes "and she smiiiled and youuuuuu boyyyy"

>>25586656
damn i can't write for shit rn i rolled like 6 rounds of bjj now i'm all exhausted and hungry and dehydrated and shit need to chug a protein shake or sth

>>25586656
Get that fucking Shudra pussy, dawg.
On a shittier note, though, R.J. Mitte died. That is not cool.

I want to inform everyone that has had virtually no success with women that the problem is most likely less you and more circumstance.
People just luck into that shit almost all the time.
That's it.
Later.

>>25586677
>Implying the modern dating market isn't beyond fucked
Nice try, retard.

>>25586677
yeah but ppl that fuck a lot put themselves into lucky situations like how pynchon said paranoids put themselves in paranoid situations

>>25586689
I see plenty of happy couples everywhere. Stop giving yourself brain cancer with incel ramblings.
>>25586693
Yeah, it's not exclusively one or the other, but a lot of the people that I see aren't actually any more defective than anyone else in a relationship.

>>25586689
ONLY 1 DATE EXISTS FOR YOU, AND THAT DATE IS ALWAYS THE FIRST DATE YOU EVER HAD

THE OTHER DATES ARE LITERARY ADAPTATIONS OF YOUR FIRST DATE EVER

>>25586677
L8R SK8R

PEACE

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>>25586197
I hope the literary magazine I submitted to accepts my poem.

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>>25586693
The Boomhauer method was just to moneyball it. It works. The catch is if you can face tank rejection like this you can be on a sales team making bank instead.

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>>25586700
You too, brother.

>>25586677
Literally just be physically attractive and experienced. That's it.

>>25586701
TAKE THEM YOURSELF, HYPOCRITE

KNOWETH YOU NOT THAT '(.)GIF' MEANS 'POISON' IN NETHERLANDISH?

I SUGGEST YOU CONFESS TO YOUR GENERAL PRACTICIONER AND YOUR MEDICAL DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR DRUG USE

LEST YOU TAKE THE INREVERTIBLE AND DIE

>>25586711
Uh-oh, cum genius melty.

>>25586677
>I want to inform everyone that has had virtually no success with women that the problem is most likely less you and more circumstance.
I have legitimately been telling myself this for awhile now.

>>25586708
>physically attractive
Certainly helps, but not entirely necessary, though if you happen to look like a foot, then you're probably not gonna fuck Jessica Alba. Still, I'd hate to say "stay in your league," but dude, do.
>experienced
Yeah, also helps, but there's really no standard methodology for success, because it's mostly just intuitive understanding and natural reactions.

>>25586719
That's good. It's really to hard to accept, because the natural inclination is to assume that there's something wrong with us in some way, which gives us a sense that's it's something within our control.

>>25586722
>mostly just intuitive understanding and natural reactions.
Once you play enough /weg/' (video games) it becomes routine.

>>25586730
Whatever, playboy. Go bounce some titties then.

>>25586735
I can't make the chat options to pop up on my hud. Usually there are two or three and you pick the not socially retarded one.

>>25586744
Yeah, that reminds me of playing dating simulators on Newgrounds when I was 13. I was so fucking suave back then.

I'm capable of getting women, I'm just incapable of making them stay in love with me. I believe I must have some some major character flaw that, even in my constant self-hatred and introspection, that even I am incapable of seeing. I am aware I can be quite intense, which may be a factor, but some of the girls I've been with have enjoyed my intensity and open-minded nature. I am also aware I can be quite bipolar, but basically all the women I've ever been with have some kind of personality disorder which often expresses itself early on, so I can't see why I should be held to a higher standard than them.
I've only ever had one woman who ever truly loved me, and even she didn't like a fair amount of my personality, so even then it's not like I can safely say she loved ever ounce of my being.
Perhaps the women I tend to attract are just capricious and only ever destined to be whirwind romances/unreciprocated loves. Again, even my one solid relationship was extremely tumultuous, with frequent fighting.

Headline: Man escapes from prison to attend daughter's 16th birthday

Body: The escaped prisoner, who was convicted of raping his daughter...

CIA's getting closer to retrieving me.
Thank fuck.
Was talking to my friend in Spain and she met a couple on the bus from San Francisco, and they ended up telling her that they had a cousin that lived in my town in Texas.
Too statistically improbable to not be something, especially combined with my trip to San Francisco over a decade ago.
Good, I can't wait to see my son.

>>25586771
uh meds

>>25586772
They don't do anything, because I'm not insane.

man i love those hours at night after u worked all day and then hit the gym hard af and now have the rest of the hours to just chill tf out

>>25586771
Is it? Sounds very statistically probable.

>>25586776
NTA but I have known people who have taken anti-psychotics recreationally and they describe it as akin to MDMA. If they have "no effect", then you're probably insane because you don't get the adverse effects of taking them when you do not need to. Food for thought.

>>25586787
It's not even close.
Every bus route in that specific city in Spain, every possible time frame to ride the any bus, every possible arrangement of seating that could've happened, and this couple has a cousin, in my state out of 50, and in my small town out of who knows how many?
Absolutely not.

>>25586796
I've taken various antipsychotics and they do nothing to stop me from being "crazy," but I don't quite understand what you're trying to say.

>>25586797
Okay, but we must postulate that sometimes something happens as opposed to what you're arguing is that nothing ever happens. The probability is not zero and your evidence is arbitrary yet your certainty level is absolute. Why?

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>>25586214
I think they're ducking me. I keep sending them lengthy letters about how I'm stuck in a spacetime anomaly, but they don't even reply anymore. I visit the office, and I swear they turn out the lights when they seem me approach. One time from behind the drawn blinds one of them bellowed out in a highly racist mock Chinese accent, "wee soo sawwy, but wee cwose for chinese new yewr." It wasn't a good accent, just cruel is what it was.

The sad part is is that I seek them not because I need help, just lonely is all. I want some spacetime exploration buddies.

I tell you true, feds are not nice people.

>>25586810
It's not quite "arbitrary," but my certainty this is the perspective with the most internal coherence, which I admit doesn't necessarily mean that it is more truthful, merely the most convincing to me.
So, I have to keep in suspension with a multitude of perspectives in order to function without completely destabilizing.
But, ultimately, as this particular perspective has regularly enforced, this is likely something that will resolve in time, beyond my ability to actually control.

>>25586819
There's a secret door around back.
Knock on it four times, turn in a circle, and knock three more.
There, you have to be told that, so have fun.

>>25586821
Well, I wish you all the best anon. Juggling multiple perspectives sounds draining as fuck.

>>25586833
Thanks for not being a dick about it, but yes, it's quite stressful, though you get used to it.
It just sucks that you have no clearly defined perspective of reality, because they all warp into one another without any of them ever seeming entirely true.

I like dead girls
I like goth girls
Living dead hot girls

I wish I went to my local college to study English instead of the big fancy university to study computer bullshit
holy fuck did I mess up
my life is just not something I’m interested in anymore I need a second chance

>>25586842
Dead Inside by Chandler Morrison

>>25586839
>they all warp into one another without any of them ever seeming entirely true.
I think therefore I am is really all we have and everything else is opinion, but yeah fuck that shit.

Want to make a good impression on someone? Just kill yourself in front of them

>>25586861
Yeah, I sympathize with that, though I still deeply struggle with the Buddhist concept of non-self, which honestly directly violates the much more insane, strange perspective in where I truly do exist, as something called a "Sentience."

>>25586197
Willy bum fart, poo turd brown

Anyone who has played SimCity knows the Faustian dream will not be complete until the United States of America becomes one single giant metropolis.

>>25586849
Why?

>>25586849
ya u have one chance at life which is to get into an elite university and study sth good if u didn't then it's basically over

It's astonishing how many plots in novels and TV shows and films are carried solely by the force a beautiful women has over men. The penultimate scene in the TV show I'm watching right now for example is a standoff where the bad guy has the good guy, good girl, and grey guy at gunpoint, and is trying to make the good girl kill the grey guy, while the good guy is saying no and the grey guy is giving her permission. Literally all of it is sustained by the fact she's beautiful and thus has power over these men's lives, else no one would give a fuck about the girl nor give her permission to kill them.

I love you.

https://youtu.be/7cXEk7INnzw?is=cjDNXjaY6_kuNKNT

>>25586930
>terrible white boy rap
there i saved u have to click it

>>25586903
damn tv sounds fucking stupid as shit

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>>25586935
Yeah it was a pretty lame ending but again because the chick is beautiful and hot and sexy it works, ya feel?

>editor's caption: the girl from the show anon is talking about

>>25586903
Love conquers all and beautiful people are loved a lot more. It's simple maths.

I love you.

https://youtu.be/C4LenMJbzvA?is=tEG60-RaRj3jljAM

>>25586938
Oh I get it, it's just funny. If the character wasn't hot, everyone would be going "she has no qualities! why does anyone give a fuck about her or what she does!" but because she's beautiful, there's the natural inclination to dominate or at least follow along

>>25586932
Oh shit, my bad, nigga. I'll be sure to forward that to Cage so he stops making music. Thanks for solving that problem for all of us.

One time I went to the library to read, I opened my backpack to get the book, and partway through reading I noticed a bunch of ants were crawling out of and around my backpack. Gross. Hope I didn't give the library an ant problem!

i'm so bored i'm legit just gonna go to bed

>>25586951
Will you at least bring a book with you?

>>25586953
audiobook bro

>>25586954
cuh-ringe!
*laughtrack*

>>25586953
i have these nice eye mask bluetooth headphones that like block the light from the city but also play audiobooks from my ipad it's comfy af

>>25586958
Neat. I should look into that. Which book(s)?

the lamp has an interview with that mossfet chick which about sloth called on sloth lol

https://thelampmagazine.com/issues/issue-37/interview-with-the-sloth

When I was 15 I got sent to a psychiatric hospital after a suicide attempt. I had to stay for more than a year because the court ruled that my parent's place was not safe. When I got released finally, I was 17. I got released to a mental health apartment place in a somewhat large city. I was always racist and I was basically surrounded only by black people and I was afraid all of the time. They did ridicule me for being white, and one of the workers I overheard saying "I don't wanna be babying no fuckin' white boy again."

I basically always felt extremely fearful and ashamed to be there and I tried to kill myself again, this time breaking my leg in the process. After that I got sent to a smaller outpatient place, finally 18 years old. It was much less frightening to me. When I was there, an overweight black woman with a weird very thick black accent started talking to me all the time and would follow me to my apartment. Eventually I felt guilty and let her in. I don't want to go to far into it but she started talking about sex and said
>how old you ihh?
>oh you just a baby!
I really felt uncomfortable and even though I was racist I really liked the attention because I was lonely. Anyway she started touching me in my shirt and things. I didn't say no. It felt very uncomfortable, but parents never bothered with hugs or anything so when she started touching my skin I felt very curious about it. I don't remember the things she said very well, only that her accent was so thick. Writing it phonetically would be like
>Yuh boyay you ain nevuh been nuh no gurl?
>ayyy ay i treechu rite ain nuh guh bite nah ahmah bad bihh but aye
She took off her shirt and bra and I saw her massive and very long, flabby breasts droop in front of me. She took my hand and made me feel them. I remember not thinking it looked good, but it still felt good to touch a real person's skin. She was very heavy and my legs felt like they were falling asleep while she sat on them. When she started taking my pants off I started feeling sick and timid about it, because I wasn't in the mood much for sex, and I really wanted my first time to be with a white girl. But I felt too shy to say no. I just told her
>My private parts are very little.
Which makes me cringe very hard to this day. She said, I am pretty sure,
>ah seent eeyaw now ah awn ceah nuh buh whachu gah dah deah
I was erect. She touched me there, then humped for a while. I could tell I was too small for her, but she made very, very exaggerated
>AAAAWWW YAAAAH BAYBAY AWWE YAAAAAAH UUUUHHHNNN
for a while. After a bit she gave up and layed beside me, then jerked me until I came. After she just licked my chest and nipples and stuff and kissed my neck while playing with herself. And that was pretty much it. I remember feeling very afraid that I would have herpes. I still liked cuddling with her after.

I felt so much anxiety about her visiting again that I attempted suicide again. And that's why I'm not a virgin anyway.

>>25586960
maybe a bright shining lie by sheehan seems slightly boring in a comfy way and it's read by robertson dean who make u wanna doze off after like 30 seconds

>>25586964
are u a chick cuz if ur a dude that's cringe lol didn't read past the first sentence but i feel u dude life is fucked up sometimes

>>25586722
>Stay in your league
Never.

>>25586964
This didn't happen at all, but it was kinda funny at least.

Wanna hear some amusing irony? This morning I took too much of my medicine in search of a quality high, and it ended up knocking me out all day because it was too sedative, wasting the the high. So what am I doing now that I'm awake, 14 hours later? Stealing a little bit from my next day's dose, so I can try to revitalize the high.

so I took more which caused me to essentially waste the experience which resulted in me taking even more lol

>>25586197
i love how airpod max just switch to whatever like i was listening to apple music on my macbook earlier but then i pushed play on audible on my ipad and it seamlessly played the shit i forgot all about it

>>25586964
>I'm not a virgin anyway
Debatable.

>>25586964
kek white boi

>>25586969
Well, yeah, if you can get above your league, like me, then by all means do it, but if you constantly swing out, then you're probably not ever going to hit anything.

>>25586972
methadone is such a scam

>>25586979
a) stop stalking me
and
b) it's not supposed to make you feel this way. if I had accurately reported the effects as they were determining my dose, my proper, therapeutic dose would probably be like half or a little less. I told them otherwise so they'd keep increasing it, and I went a little overboard so while I get a really good high, I'm stuck being so sedated I either knock out or lay in bed all day. don't worry, i plan on going down... any day now...

Listen to Dvorak's 9th Symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uG-jjXAhrI

>>25586961
Fun read, thanks.

>>25586980
>>25586979
oh and thirdly, regardless of my productivity on it, so long as it keeps me from using street drugs and all that comes along with that, it's done its job.

>I feel so much better since I've stopped drinking soda and started drinking more water!
>I feel so much better since I've stopped smoking!
>I feel so much better since I've started eating healthier!
These are weak-ass people who can't form pleasure out of hazardous conditions.

>>25586997
Big slop is not even paying you for this.

>>25586997
Meh, so long as they don't become of those self-righteous, pompous types who denigrate and pity anyone still using those things, I would never make fun of someone who is trying to improve their life by such lifestyle means.

Relevant victims of British colonialism: The Oirish, the Boers, the noble citizens of the Third Reich

>>25587001
Hell no it isn't.
Eat your gay ass couscous and drink your faggot water.
I will continue to consume poison without flinching, because I'm not a little bitch like you.

>>25587004
Whoa there tough guy, 3 monsters and a blinker? That's crazy chat gang. So tough.

>>25586854
the description reads like absolute womancore

>>25587002
Yeah, that is annoying.
>>25587007
No, but do you what is nice? Getting loaded on heroin and eating Popeye's, then finishing it with cigarettes and whiskey.
Do you really feel the same pleasure with your salad and beet juice?
I doubt it.

>>25587012
I feel this pleasure just existing. You literally wouldn't get it. Namaste, you giant fucking pussy cowering behind a wall of chemicals to avoid facing reality head on. How fucking mad are you right now?

>>25587017
Yeah, you probably think you feel "pleasure" because you have no real fucking frame of reference, when I'd be bored as shit in your mind. I've faced more horrible shit in reality, some real, some not, than you've probably ever even come close to.
I am fucking PISSED. But unlike you, I don't gain pleasure from having my a dick in my ass, so I have to do something else.

>>25587012
God I miss smoking H then smoking a cigarette on my porch, increasing the euphoria to a crazy almost overwhelming level, so bad.

>>25587022
>n-nooo only I face adversity
Shut the fuck up. Also, all the shit in your system is the dick in your ass which is why people report feeling better once its out.

>>25587027
Yeah, it's really nice. I remember when I slightly OD'd, even vomitting was a really pleasant experience.
>>25587028
Fuck that shit. I've been mostly sober for years, and you know what? I felt much more alive when I was using heavily.

>>25587032
At the end of the day it's your life do whatever the fuck you want, but if you are still capable of entertaining a thought consider that for what you believe people lack in adversity you lack in other aspects of experience and its retarded to think you have it all figured out walking a single path.

>>25587036
Yeah, I don't think that, which is why I try to learn something from everybody every day, but whatever. It's really not that important.

>>25587045
I'll take your word for it. I don't know you I go by what you post here.

>>25586874
Because the big prestigious university was miserable and I compromised myself for nothing because a computer degree I actively hated and was terrible at is worth nothing now
I hate the stem propaganda I got fed as a kid
I haven’t found much reason to live after 20 so I would have preferred to live it up and study something cool. I probably would have had better connections in the area I actually live too

Ahh fuck I woke up feeling healthy and spry.
Guess I have another day in existence to drudge through.
Maybe Ill watch that new Hope moobie today, even though the critics seemed to hate it. HOPEfully it won't be that bad ;)

>>25587093
CARPE DIEM, SEIZE THE DAY, HOPE-ANON: MAY THE LIGHT OF DAY BE A BLESSING UNTO YOU

Oh boy I got really attracted spiritually to this french gay girl I just met. Would it be too pushy to ask her out right away? She's kinda hairy though

>>25586207
YES, BUT I ONLY BELIEVE IN THEM WHEN I DO NOT KNOW OF ANY COOPERATION PRACTICALITIES

THEORY AND PRACTICE GO HAND IN HAND

>>25587111
A: YES

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW FUCK-ALL FRENCH

ADVICE: STUDY FRANCE AND ITS LANGUAGE, BECÓME THE FRENCH GAY GIRL

Reading The Reluctant Spy by John Kiriakou right now and I've found myself laughing out loud several times so far.

>>25586213
CONSIDER THAT YOU ARE STANDING IN THE WAY OF THEM CONNECTING WITH THEIR FIRST CULTURE

WHICH MAKES THEM NOT AS MUCH A HINDRANCE TO YOU, BUT YOU MORE OF A HINDRANCE TO THEM

Why is the dipshit using caps lock in every single thread now? Kill yourself.

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>>25587098
I appreciate the sentiment, but beyond some light exercise for muscle maintenance Im not in the mood for any strenuous activity today.
Gonna finish my book and contemplate the divine, sic itur ad astra.
In any case, gratitude unto you my friend.

Stupid cocksucking dumbass, gay fake holiday bullshit. My Lego kits could have arrived by now if it weren't for dumbass bitch nigger faggot Columbus and his dumbassed, faggot smegma """holiday"""

>>25587124
I can speak fluent French though. Should I use language practice as an excuse to get close to her?

>find myself awaken in London
>a peasant woman approaches me wearing trousers
>Trousers. On a female. God's teeth, the plague has reached the soul of Christendom
>she speaks to me in a hideous dialect, shouting "Mate, are you alright? You've had a proper session innit, fancy an Uber?"
>Germanic whore! I draw my rapier and demand she submit to the Crown before I have her whipped at the pillory
>she records me on a glowing magical slate while calling me a "nonce" and a "daft cunt"

>>25587153
NO

IF YOU NEED EXCUSES FOR ANY KIND OF THIS TYPE OF SHIT, WHICH HAS LONG-LASTING, IF NOT ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES IN THE FACE OF GOD, YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR IT

SORRY KID

TO ILLUSTRATE:

WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO NEED AN EXCUSE(!) TO DATE YOU? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAY NO

HERE, HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, AND SOME RESPECT FOR HER

>>25587159
>THIS POSTER IS NOW PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE

I suspect I cracked a tooth. Phoning around for a dentist tomorrow.

>>25587161
Kek. Ok, so just ask her out with no reason or justification? I want to get to know you? I want to see how hairy you are?

>>25587165
BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR DENTAL FACULTIES

DON'T BREAK YOUR TOOTH FURTHER BY TELEPHONING

Oh shit I think I took too much. This is it guys, I'm going into the light... (not really)

I just ate a big 'ol chewy scab that I pulled off of my leg. I'm amazed I'm not bleeding. It was worth it though. It was a big'un.

Yummy.

>>25587173
JUST BE YOURSELF

WHY ARE YOU ASKING MÉ ABOUT THIS? MY FIRST PLAYDATE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS NOT DIRECT FAMILY, I GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BROOMSTICK

PENSEZ SUR VOTRE STRATÉGIE AMOUREUSE VOUS-MÊME, VOUS, CONQUEREUR

>>25587175
WELCOME TO THE FLIPSIDE

>>25587179
You seem to be keen on giving advice and I don't have anyone to speak about this with. Are you drunk?

>>25587187
It's cumgoonius.

>>25587179
Coem Guineous pls go away 4 5ever.

>>25587189
The Latin poser? Oh señor deme su consejo por favor.

Yo, say word?

Dear Diary,
Reading Tales of Ise, I was swept away by melancholy. One of the sections contained a waka that struck me as especially meaningful. I am very sick. I hate books and I hate that I love to read. I hate myself.

I lay in bed for nearly seven hours today daydreaming and fantasizing about the time I spent in psychiatric institutions. Even though they made me sick and caused a lot of pain, I think the opportunity... I don't know where I'm going with this. I think I'll go to sleep, then in the morning I'll daydream until 2pm and then read Iphigenia in Aulis, barely understand it, forget everything, daydream for another eight hours, then post on /lit/ again.

If any esoteric anons know how to commit suicide and wake up in the past, tell me how.

>>25587231
If you commit suicide, you'll wake up on the day you committed suicide, with your memory wiped, and will take your own life again and again and again for all eternity.

>>25587187
NO

I'M IMBIBED BY MUSICAL MELODIES AS I'M LISTENING AND DANCING WHILE I AM ON THIS FORUM, AT MOST

I'VE HAD TWO CUPS OF COLD COFFEE AND TAP WATER THIS NIGHT

THAT IS MY CURRENT STATE, CHEMICAL BROTHER

>>25587187
ALSO, YOU ASKED FOR THE ADVICE, I ANSWER

I THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS HOW QUESTION-ANSWER DYNAMICS WORK

MAYBE I'M TOO BASIC ABOUT IT OR MAYBE THE REST IS OVERTHINKING IT TOO MUCH

>>25587233
That doesn't really sound very scary if you aren't aware of the cycle.

>>25587233
THAT'S AN [IF] STATEMENT, TO BEGIN WITH

WHO SAYS THAT'LL HAPPEN?

THIS IS ONLY TRUE IF YOU'RE AN ENTITY WHICH ABSOLUTELY NEVER LEARNS

ALSO: WHO SAYS THAT YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR MEMORY ACROSS LIFESPANS? YOU? WHAT MAKES YOU THE AUTHORITY ON MATTERS OF THE SOUL?

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR BOTH THE BAD ÁND THE GOOD THAT YOU DO, AND THE ONLY WAY IS FOWARDS

I was assigned to be Leader of the Left in the War for Reality, and one of the first things I did whenever I realized I had won, was publicly execute traitors and breaking the minds of the loyalists so they stopped being hyper-sensitive, self-righteous pussies.

>>25587231

YOU ARE NOT THERE NOW

THAT WAS IN THE PAST

PICK UP A BOOK AND WORK IT UNTIL YOU'RE ABOVE IT

SIMPLY OUTSTUDY THE PSYCH-WHATEVERS AND LEAVE THEM BEHIND YOU, BITING THE DUST

BUT AS ALWAYS:

/LIT/ DOESN'T READ

>>25586197
Look on the bright side
Look on the bright side
sit on the right side
of the lord
this is the land of opportunity
he is your lightning
you his sword

Wait 'till you see tomorrow
Tomorrow you'll get your reward
you can be sad
or you can be president
look on the bright side!

>>25587233
I daydreamed about the morning when I died. Twenty years old, underneath a bridge in late November, by a flowing river. The cold felt colder but the warmth was warmer. Even if it meant eternity, I would wake up every day forever to that morning; to walk back to that selfsame river, just to feel again the hope that rested muted in my heart, the hope that an angel would descend from heaven to save me from myself. I would choose it willingly, to die again and again forever until the end of time if it meant I could feel the hope I felt that day. Old age brings no hope.

everything so often turns out perfectly for me. maybe always. it all works out. i struggle to see how this could only be the case for me (and not just everyone).
this could be an example of the limits of our perspective but that doesn’t change things. it’s impossible to imagine another person without a fundamental amount of yourself in them.

>>25587257
...AND THUS YOU BECAME A LEADER OF THE RIGHT IN THE WAR FOR FANTASY IN THE PROCESS

>>25587244
>>25587256
>>25587261
>>25587268
The legendary cumcum strikes again

>>25587268
No, but we were able to separate White Power from White Supremacy and integrate the former accordingly, which pissed them off royally.

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>>25587231
i feel like any mature line of thinking about suicide leads to the conclusion that .. suicide is kind of ridiculous, isn’t? it seems an extremely religious sort of thinking. to imagine there is an escape from reality, simply by exiting life. i think there’s no escape, and suicide is another trap.

I’ve come to accept the bitter reality that sexually dominant, heterosexual women do not exist. It’s a nice fantasy but it’s just a fantasy.

>>25587270
NO NO, MY MARTIAL ARTS SPORTS TRAINING IS STILL TO TAKE PLACE TODAY

THIS CAN BE TAXONOMIED UNDER 'COMPUTER SCIENCE'

>>25587274
yeah they do

>>25587274
GOOD.

BECAUSE SHE EXPECTS YOU TO BE THE SEXUALLY DOMINANT, HETEROSEXUAL MAN

IMAGINE LAYING ON BED AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN ENDLESSLY

THAT BLOWS, AND YOU'RE NOT DISNEY PRINCESS SNOW WHITE

EVENTUALLY, GO OUT OF BED AND DO THINGS

CONGRATS, YOU MADE IT

>>25587278
i just lie there and go '...do it to me'

>>25587271
That seems like the worst possible solution. Everyone is unsatisfied, everything becomes further debased.
>>25587274
They can pretend to be dominant if they want to fuck you enough.

>>25587289
"PLEASE, BE GENTLE"

I'm just a fat fucking Jew.

>>25587298
>Everyone is unsatisfied, everything becomes further debased.
How?

Cumgenius is having a manic episode and is on a shitposting rampage sans trip.

>>25587299
then she goes ‘can’t promise anything’

People who use "pro-Russian" as an insult amuse me. What of it? Yes, I am pro-Dostoyevsky, pro-Shostakovich, pro-Tchaikovsky, pro-Gogol, pro-Pushkin

>>25587325
I like Russian electro music :).

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>>25587325

Midnight covfefe anybody else?

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

>>25587325
THIS

This is how RUSSIANS assist US

>>25587325
Of course you are, like a good burger goy you are.

>>25587334
its funny how that is actually true, but midwits lack the capacity to appreciate it.

>>25587338
( An "intellectual" "co-operation" ;)

I decided to help terrorists by emailing the address of the White House straight to Tehran. Hopefully they can kill Trump now.

>>25587343
Make me think of a lot of conservative, evangelical MAGAtards lol
>You will not look at the man behind the curtain!!!!

>>25587357
I was talking ethically, but sure bring politics into the mix for no reason at all like a sane person would :^)

The American psyche is fascinating... a spirited and emotional people. Passionate? Undoubtedly. Measured and rational? Absolutely not.

>>25587358
It just amazes me how some people can be so willfully deluded.
>>You deny Jesus if you believe in:
>the globe
>space
>evolution
>LGBT
>vaxxines
>socialism
>Islam
>atheism
>and if you hate SI, Israel or President Trump
You're going to hell. Simple.

>>25587350
Don't be a "jerk" go study some physics so you can "overstand" rocket science by learning about the third derivative of position with respect to time it is also called "jerk" or go to the gym get some "assist" and do some "clean" and "jerk".

No because the Iranian regime needs reformation you should say that they are all collectivly terrorists, in general some people abuse power and some are powerful enough to do a "change".

( Do you know that Iran has a good people, cultural heritage and beautiful architectural buildings you will visit it one day. We "all" stand for "tourism" not "terrorism" ;)

>>25587363
You can make better bait than that, I believe in you :)

>>25587365
Never been on Tiktok?

>>25587365
( He should do a "discussion" and a "debate" instead ;)

>>25587369
Less is more, more is less

>>25587308
WHAT MAKES A MAN, ANONYMOUS?

Painted nails are so irritating.
I don't care how hot a girl is, as soon as I see that shit I just walk away

>>25587369
JUST WEAR A WATCH OR USE THE CLOCK FUNCTION ON YOUR SMARTPHONE

THOSE MAKE 'TIKTOK' SOUNDS TOO AND ACTUALLY HELP YOU ACHIEVE WHAT YOU NEED TO ACHIEVE DURING THE WEEK

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE UNDERAGED MAKE FUNNY DANCE MOVES, I SUGGEST YOU PRACTICE DANCING WITH YOUR PEERS, BECAUSE FROM WHAT I STUDY IN HOW YOU CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE YOU CAN NOT FOLLOW BASIC GRAMMATICAL SENTENCE STRUCTURE, LET ALONE KEEP A 4-TO-THE-FLOOR MUSIC BEAT DANCING, LÉT ALONE DO THE RESPECTIVE LATTER ACTIVITY WITHOUT DEPRESSANTS OR STIMULANTS, BUT SOBER, LÉT ALONE DO THAT FOR 20 HOURS A WEEK, LET ALONE FOR 40, LET ALONE FOR 60, LET ALONE FOR 80, LET ALONE FOR 84, AS IF IT'S YOUR WORK AND AS IF YOU'RE PREACHING WHATEVER AMAZING SYSTEM YOU ADHERE TO NÓW VIA THE MEDIUM OF DANCE

>>25587405
Less is more, more is less

>>25587387
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO APPRECIATE HER EFFORTS FOR YOU,
DON'T EXPECT HER TO APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS FOR HER

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The more I read of my current book the closer I get to starting A Short Stay in Hell.

I may have PTSD

>>25587421
Probably The Space Dance

>>25587421
yea me too, not in that order tho
This is a high iq joke

>>25587421
When did you experience traumatic stress?

They're saying now Lindsday Clancy had PTSD on top of the postpartum psychosis.

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN JESUS, TRUMP, THE BIBLE, CREATION, PRAYER & BIBLICAL FLAT-EARTH COSMOLOGY
IF YOU BELIEVE IN ATHEISM, HATE-TRUMP, EVOLUTION, VACCINES, LGBT, OUTER SPACE OR THE GLOBE YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, BOY

>>25587411
Painted nails is not an effort for men, it’s just a nice thing to look at casually. A lot of things that women do cater to their own vanity, not to being liked by men.

>>25587387
Black nails on a mentally ill chick with an apartment full of animal bones are hot.

>>25587420
Why? A Short Stay in Hell is fucking garbage. I mean it anon, it's NOT worth it.

>>25587432
I will show you another combination:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination

>>25587302
Ethnic (in the U.S, races are ethnicities) struggle doesn't stop, but is instead channeled into the endless bureaucratic litigation of manifold aggrieved interest groups. Everyone gets their own equivalent of the 'pro-black' grifter sphere. Al Sharpton for everybody!
Arguably India has something like this.

>>25587494
Pendejo.

Now my relatives want me to get into therapy, and I don’t want to. I’m so miserable here.

>>25587525
Therapy is an insane scam and does more harm than good.

>>25587517
Go to sleep Gonzalez.

>>25587528
Back when I was more active on Reddit I would avoid venting because ”go to therapy” is the only answer they would give. But then when I read the advice people get from their therapists it’s some unhelpful trite metaphors, and yet they quote it as if it was some crazy profound wisdom.

>>25587517
Fucking sick of you cumtranny. Fuck off for another half year you piece of SHIT. No one wants you here.

Statistics basically confirm that if you have even a slight hint of autism then you're pretty much guaranteed to be alone for your entire life and never have any sincere, deep meaningful relationships for as long as you live.

I feel like if I was normal person with life and not lonely miserable retarder wretch that I am I wouldn’t met yall, or alternatively I would but wouldn’t take y’all seriously or close to heart (which already sounds like a mistake). Idk if that’s silver lining. I would never know if I would lack anything should my life be different.

I need to become my own meaningful adult in my life

>>25587548
statistics is bullshit;
there's plenty of factors and grey areas to everything you know

>>25587383
when a man and a woman love each other very much etc