Equality of the races

August Stables Cleaning

>>25589020
Farting while on an airplane keeps your ears from popping

That any man in this bar can piss two feet higher than his own head and not get wet doing it!

That everything is going to be alright

>>25589020
Odin casting his eye into the Well of Mimir.

>>25589020
That I matter.

Ovid's Metamorphoses
Rolfe Humphries translation

The Four Ages

The Golden Age was first, a time that cherished
Of its own will, justice and right; no law,
No punishment, was called for; fearfulness
Was quite unknown, and the bronze tablets held
No legal threatening; no suppliant throng
Studied a judge’s face; there were no judges,
There did not need to be. Trees had not yet
Been cut and hollowed, to visit other shores.
Men were content at home, and had no towns
With moats and walls around them; and no trumpets
Blared out alarums; things like swords and helmets
Had not been heard of. No one needed soldiers.
People were unaggressive, and unanxious;
The years went by in peace. And Earth, untroubled,
Unharried by hoe or plowshare, brought forth all
That men had need for, and those men were happy
Gathering berries from the mountainsides,
Cherries, or blackcaps, and the edible acorns.
Spring was forever, with a west wind blowing
Softly across the flowers no man had planted,
And Earth, unplowed, brought forth rich grain; the field,
Unfallowed, whitened with wheat, and there were rivers
Of milk, and rivers of honey, and golden nectar
Dripped from the dark-green oak-trees.

The Grateful Dead. Or any trickster-related myth, I always love those.

>>25589223
It's not a myth: you do matter. If you doubt this get a dog and a few house plants-- you'll see