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>>25605115A while back I was involved in one of those magical circles where they practice Chaos Magick, read Crowley, and such, and everyone one there was an absolute loser. Either stereotypical nerds, or junkies, or a combination of both. They even used to do rituals to get girlfriends.
>>25605174>They even used to do rituals to get girlfriends.did it work?
If I was a rapper I would make a rhyme about being a killer gorilla from philadelphia coming to pop the glock on ya and then bury ya
>>25605176Only on fat women
>>25605176No
…are we back? Are we safe now?
>>25605174Practicing stuff like that should be enough to get you a girl on its own, I don't know why you'd need a ritual for that. There's loads of girls who're into dark esotericism or what you want to call it. I'd go as far as to say that that interest is completely foidominated.
I went to church today and the security chased me out like I was a devil. What is wrong with me?
>>25605207Very back, much safe ;)
Will you ever unblock me?
>>25605199there's always a catch with this black magic monkey paw type stuff
>>25605115I made this meme last night and didn't sleep a wink. Going to class today.
i got into a fight with someone and won and took their wallet and the rest of the day i kept getting confused between their wallet and mine, bouncing between thinking i had more money or less hahaokay fine it happened in a dream but it was cool and funny
Masculinity is a joke, a con, a spook - a lifestyle identity product to consume and by which to identify as an ideology. True meaning, identity, and purpose is found in classical chivalry.
>>25605115Why does everything keep going to shit with seemingly no salvation in sight? I know that humanity's historical narrative encompasses numerous periods of darkness, yet those eras lacked the contemporary afflictions we now endure. In antiquity, one was not burdened by microplastic in the balls, natural resources remained abundantly available without the specter of depletion. Wildlife populations flourished in their ecosystems rather than teetering on the precipice of extinction. Furthermore, our ancestors were spared the existential dread imposed by weapons of annihilation like nuclear weapons, artificial intelligence and biological agents capable of decimating civilization itself.
>>25605283>Wildlife populations flourished in their ecosystems rather than teetering on the precipice of extinction.t. never read classicsthere's reams of romans going>uh the sahara seems to be eating hundreds of towns we set up since we started getting rid of trees round the edges>uh we seem to have no more of this plant or animal because we ate it all, i'm sure it'll come back if we wait>>25605283>Furthermore, our ancestors were spared the existential dread imposed by weapons of annihilation like nuclear weapons, artificial intelligence and biological agents capable of decimating civilization itself.well, they'll always have the visigoths and vandals, and personally, i think that had a greater proportion of >man wearing only animal skin cloak and sword standing next to mecompared to your contemporary threats
How do I tell my leftie frens that although I am a traditional right-wing socialist anti-internationalism pro local nation-states, I am NOT a "fash"?
>>25605309I call myself a state socialist - the benefits of socialism should be only for those who are citizens to the state.
>>25605174Was this online or in real life? Although it'd be full of larpers, I feel as if you could come across some interesting characters in a circle like this in real life.
>>25605281Yeah you're probably right
>>25605309>right-wing socialistmeet me on the tennis court
>>25605207How long was it down anyway?
>>25605309Just don't talk politics on a serious level. Through my general conduct and the way I dress it is easy for my friends to tell I am right-wing, although given my alternative nature they are sometimes mistaken into thinking I'm left-wing. Just take on the Bowie crypto-fascisit approach. Say what you believe in with ideologically extreme jokes mixed in to throw them off guard, and refuse to elaborate.
>>25605115>hairy, unwashed 1800's GF
>>25605337what did John Ruskin see beneath those petticoats? the historical mystery i most need solved...
>>25605337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HabdpyNiGiw
Just gotta make it to the end of this long ass day and then I’m free for a whole week of hunting, fishing, and nature enjoying. I’ve always got a backlog of stuff to read on my kindle, but I’m taking recommendations. I’ll have plenty of time.
>>25605345the usual myth is that after years of studying classical nudes with no pubes, it was the pubes
>>25605349Kind of sounds to me more like the entire vagina just repulsed him. Maybe she had roadkill for a pussy
>>25605337I was born in the wrong century.
I have "betrayed" 4chan. I have stopped being a sexist and a misogynist. Still, not a feminazi. Now I don't generalize. I just don't give a shit anymore. If some individual will treat me nicely, I'll treat them nicely. I don't care bro. I am not here to solve whole world's problems. I am going to eat my own bread, do what I do. I don't give a fuck if society is burning or not. When shit will hit the fan, I'll allow myself to die. I just want to make shit that I like and do nothing else. Normalfag concerns don't concern me. What's more normalfag than talking about women all of the time? I'll say goodluck to gender war brained people.
>>25605359Same
>>25605354nah she got picked up by another dude pretty quick
>>25605361At last the midwit has devolved into a mouthbreather. Look at him contort and squirm; he thinks his nihilism has meaningful. Completely ossified by stupidity, his metamorphis nearly complete, and he sits within his cocoon of hubris and vainglorious pride, moments from embracing the complete futility of ideals as a whole. Normalfaggot, thy name is anon; the bastard child of hyperreal and categorical mania.A real man accepts the shackles of reality and ascends beyond them. If you want to party just do it inside of your mind.
>>25605329all I'm saying is that I fully acknowledge capitalism is the root of the problem, but I also disagree vehemently with the liberal popleft
>>25605372That don’t mean anything.
>>25605317>state socialistdidn't know it was a thing
>>25605334>the way I dress it is easy for my froends to tell I am right-wingwhat are you dressing that signals politics, a maga hat? lol>politically charged jokesthat seems one way of getting beaten
Dont start smoking, but if you must, choose Dunhills with two fingers of Chivas on ice, a nice esspresso, and a dark chocolate of suspicious origin.
Listen, just because I liked a post a creator made ONE TIME doesn't mean I want my feed flooded with every single piece of dogshit they've ever made in their entire life.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
For me, it was Camel 99s.
>>25605453normalfag btfo nobody here uses socials with algos
>>25605461You're lying and you know you're lying.
>>25605418why does one start to smoke? I can't imagine a scenario where I'd take an addictive drug and think to myself "yeah, why not?"
>>25605471I only use this shithole and nothing else
>>25605484WE KNOW, Eternal Timmy. We know.
>>25605473It looks cool
>>25605473Endorphins are addictive as anything. Exercise, cavorting, chocolate, coffee, coke, videogames, reading; everything that gives you pleasure is addicting. Cigarettes arent unique in this regard. That being said, the scent of a nice tobacco is genuinely awesome, and the nootropic effect is well documented, particularly in combination with other activities. I started in the summer before Grade 11 when this big tiddy goth girl pressed herself against me during summer school, smelling like cigarettes, starbursts, and the weird vanilla cotton candy perfume that was popular at the time. I told her I didnt smoke, she punched me in the arm, looked incredulous, took a big drag of her smoke, kissed me hard, and blew the smoke in my mouth. One thing lead to another, now I just smoke occassionally in moderation, though I prefer cigars. The one thing smoking does that's hard to replace is it slows life down and gives you a moment of mindfulness. You're waiting for the bus or at the beach, take out a cigarette, and it gives you a task while the nicotine creates pleasant pathways with the world around you. Magical stuff, really.
>>25605498Gandalf's pipe looks cool. Your industrialized cigarette is anything but cool.
After engaging with the community of this website on a nigh daily basis for going on 22 years now I've come to the realization that I don't think I even actually like anime or Japanese video games anymore and haven't for at least a decade now.
>>25605283>Furthermore, our ancestors were spared the existential dread imposed by weapons of annihilation like nuclear weapons, artificial intelligence and biological agents capable of decimating civilization itself.They literally thought God was going to destroy the world and then torture them for eternity in hell. A Medieval person had existential dread that makes us look utterly relaxed
>>25605507neither does anyone else on this board
>>2560547399% of smokers start because everyone around them smokes. Be that their parents when they're still a child, or work colleagues.
>>25605502>quit coffee>mild 24 hour headache and never think of it againeasy as that>quit nocotine>act like an addict for the next decade trapped in a guilt cycle>people know you were a smoker just by how you behave
>>25605507The only anime I truly love is Naruto
>>25605473I started smoking because my dad was into cigars and pipe tobacco and it kind of rubbed off on me, I had a genuine appreciation for a good cigar or a nice pipe full of tobacco every once in a while for a long time, I enjoyed the taste etc. I more or less grew out of it, for whatever reason I don't have the gray matter wiring sufficient to getting genuinely addicted to tobacco so I've always been able to pick it up and drop it at a whim with zero reprocussions.Once it started making breathing more difficult I dropped it and haven't touched it since.
don't have desire to do anythingthink I'll just jerk off
>>25605418>tfw spliff, fruitcake and coffeei accept your life choices as equally valid if not as comfy
>>25605115my thoughtwerespacedpleasantly.
tomorrow is Friday end my suffering the cycle continues i hate Sundays
>>25605283>Wildlife populations flourished in their ecosystems rather than teetering on the precipice of extinction.99.999999% of all species that ever lived went extinct
>>25605517How much do you need to smoke to actually get addicted? I smoked 5-10 cigarettes per day for few years until one day I realized how disgusting it tastes and stopped and had no craving ever since.
>>25605380Shut up retard.
>>25605573Entirely depends on the person. Some people never get truly addicted and can actually stop on a whim if they want to, while others get formication after just 30 minutes without nicotine. I've known both types in real life.
>>25605607And at last it was complete. He has become entranced with his vicarious fetishes, and descended into a primal sort of grunting and squawking as an inversion of his ancestors. When a man cries, does he feel pain? This man has lobotomized himself, and feels nothing; he cries out of obligation and idoltry to what he wishes he was, but can never be. Furtive bastion of fortune's fair hand, your lamentations do not fall on deaf ears and your wretched plight is not your fault, but your state is as it always was, and now forever shall be: hella gay and retarded.
A space between two paragraphs Isn't the same as thisStop calling proper page structure "reddit spacing"You fucking retards.
>>25605573Cigarette addiction is overplayed. It's habitual rather than addictive. As >>25605517 puts it, there is a huge societal guilt cycle around smoking that makes quitting even more difficult. It's like papist levels of shame regression. In the West, at least. I'm glad smoking is banned indoors but other than that just do you. If you like it, smoke, if you don't don't. But of course you should never ignore your body: if it's affecting your health in ways you can directly tell it's probably best to cut down.
>>25605505It is but different vibe
>>25605554Why though?
Argentina global leftism arrives from the futureLow iq populism, hyperinflation, equality, aimless, meanigless, poverty and death all in the name of security
>>25605619(You)
Every time my cat snuggles up with his head to mine and I enter REM sleep I have a vivid dream. I think my cat is a psychic you guys.
I'm so angry. I could beat a man until my hands started bleeding.
I deserve so much more
>>25605505Gandalf's pipe doesn't look cool you fucking nerd
>>25605718stop stealing your cat's OC
This is fiasco! Not only I didn’t finish the repaint, I haven’t even done a half of one room. FUCK FUCK FUCK
There's no way they are not trying to sabotage me.
There's a devil waiting outside your door
Just saw some Russian speaking Jehova's Witnesses, carrying a Russian sign. These guys are fast, gotta hand it to them, it's only been 4 years and they're already targeting Ukrainians directly. One of them was also dressed crazy sharp, like a proper gentleman from the 1900s. Made me feel a bit shabby in my mere hunting jacket and hoodie.
>>25605667I am to fearful to move into the wilderness
Legitimately beginning to suspect that the majority of you are actually irl, genuine bots.
>>25605855I wish. Then I wouldn't be suffering from a billion different health issues. I'm 1000% human, flesh and bone, beauty in the bleeding etc. the real deal.
>1000% humanYou can't be more than 100% human. Dumb fucking BOT
How would you explain your dad that you as a guy are going to go out with a man who’s several years younger than him?
>>25605869he already knows you are gay so just tell him
>>25605869Just put your cock inside your father forcefully and abruptly! That will show him!
>>25605869Whenever I read a homo post like this, I'm torn between being repulsed, and feeling pity.
The rain in the tropics is curious. Half naked women run about screaming, covering themselves, afraid to get wet. Moments before they were bouncing in the pool without a care in the world. Bitch, you already wet. This wet, that wet, who cares.
>>25605517‘quitting’ a thing sounds so horrible. such a sad thought. never again. i think the idea of ‘quitting’ probably makes the temptation 10x stronger. the way to do it is probably a ‘not now’ mindset. though i suppose that doesn’t come with the sense of righteousness. also i don’t even know if quitting is worth it. just drink once or twice a week. only smoke on weekends. cocaine a few times a month. coffee when you’re in a cafe. you’re golden. addictions are like debts. you don’t need to pay them off fully, you just need to service the loan. cover the interest.
>>25605909Why? The man I want to go out with is a nice guy
>>25605924Wise. Quitting is like fucking; too much and you become chafed, too little and you become promiscuous. I quit quitting a long time ago; quitting is no remedy to a lack of self control.
>>25605505you couldn’t have made yourself sound less cool
>>25605869Do men even care about age gaps in friendships? I'm 26 and have male friends ranging from the ages of 19 - 80
>>25605935
>>25605934Everything about gay culture is absolutely disgusting, sorry. I don't want to shame rape victims but I will absolutely not condone a lifestyle like that.
My boyfriend doesn't answer my messages
>>25605947He'll probably answer your massages.
I just drank a 1.75 of 100 proof bourbon in 1.75 days. Am I an alcoholic?
A penis is like a slug
>>25605115> I'm gonna read Arthur de Gobineau's essay about the human races even though I'm a heckin liberal, heh, can't wait to hear his bullshit racist rants. > Wait what? The ancient Aryans were drunken chariot warriors chasing adventure and conquest for pure fun? And then they mixed with the non-Aryans and became dull and boring, anti-feminist uncool people? And Alexander the Great cut the Gordian knot because he thought it would look cool?And that's how I ended up becoming Gobineau fag. But I went full circle, now I'm a faithful proponent of the future sexual revolution.
>>25605947good.
>>25605951units please
>>25605951Nah man. I drank 2 liters of rum yesterday, 9 glasses of champange with three sangria, two mojitos and five minosas today, almost a liter of rum with like 4 liters of beer the day before and cant even rememver three days ago. Sometimes it happens, dont let it become a habit.
>>25605962It is a habit. Before this bottle, I was drinking about a pint and a six pack of tall boys every day. I’ve drank about 90% of every day for the last 8 and a 1/2 years. Imma scared to stop. I stopped today for 5 hours and instantly began shaking violently, and nearly shit myself.
>>25605115> You know what would be like, super cool bro?> What?> If we like, conquered those losers down south and liberate the slaves. > Those suckers are gonna hate us forever.> Yeah, exactly.> Duhh, so cool bro.> Super duper cool. Everyone in the world is going to believe that we are the coolest state in the world.> Shh, a guy is coming, he looks like a planter.> Let's troll him.> Yeah, let's troll him.
>>25605968Well, turn to God I guess? I cant help you here. Dont ask rhetorical questions without sufficient data; it makes me feel like a jackass for trying to help. Drink small beers and raddlers. They're less alcohol. Then drink fewer with a couple of fake beers. Eventually just drink fake beers and you wont be drinking at all.
>>25605979Should I admit myself to rehab? I think I need to be monitored. My heart was going crazy, my chest and neck hurt, my face alternated between chalky pale and extremely red, and my vision got blurry. Sometimes, I am ripped from sleep by nightmares that compel me to drink without fully waking up and realizing what I am doing.
>>25605989don’t mess around with alcohol withdrawals. those are the ones that can kill you.
>>25605989Yup, you need a hospital and are certainly drinking more than a 6 pack a day; I am not a doctor, go get one to help.
>>25605996But imma scared!
>>25605999actually?
>>25606007Yes
I have once again fallen in love with a qt cashier that made the mistake of being nice to me.
>>25605947wtf are you my bf? What did you say or do to have him ignore you
>>25606017maybe rehab then. or substitute with other substances. world’s your oyster. hope you like nosebleeds is all i’m gonna say.
>>25606027Supposedly Russians cashers don't smile at you, sounds amazing to be honest. Hate when women do that to me, oneshots me every time.
>>25606056>>25606027A woman smiling at you or being nice is all it takes? I had some cute girl with a lip ring throwing herself at me because I was wearing a Death hoodie with cats on it and buying the supplies to make a small shelf in my house. Unbuttoning the top couple buttons on her blouse and inviting me to coffee type shit. I just ignored her entirely and talked about how I really liked the figuring on the maple and hoped it would express well with the laquer I chose.
and then everyone clapped
can't stop jerking off
and then everyone fapped
There needs to be a term for when you accidentally blow your nose with the same tissue you came in a couple hours ago.
>>25606156i'm def fapping tonight
George Clooney is just a cheap knock off of Clark Gable
waging can be such a drag but being retired i'll just fuck around on the internet all day and jack off
I wish I had a sister
>>25606290Try making one out of wood and maybe a blue fairy will grant it life
I'm a bit drunk and I'm going to sleep in a second. But I felt a bit inspired. By real-life events, yes. So I wrote up part one of a three-part short story and I want someone to read it and tell me how I can stop writing everything sentence by sentence. And insult me too. https://pastes.io/ufYjXvJh
Each day I grow more disillusioned over university and academia
>>25606476What degree are you working on?
>>25605115I desperately need a job, but at the same time, it feels like jobs won't be required soon. I find myself paralyzed with indecision; why pursue a technical degree or certification when the robots can do that work before I'll finish?My nights are long, my days are short. My mind is a sunless place.
>>25606489History
>>25606490As man has done throughout all of time, you do as you must. Do not think about the future; it's not for you.>>25606496Yuck.
Now four days in a row I wake up at 4 AM like a clockwork. Is that an effect from paint fumes? It’s weird.
Schopenhauer has opened my eyes. One must not only opposed Marx but German idealism too and the rest of German and French critical theory fags and structuralists
I wonder if while you were kissing me you were already contemplating the best way to end it.
>140 hidden threadsFuck this board and fuck you
Recently I’ve learned that untreated depression, PTSD and something else, probably grief, can reduce your intellectual ability. I wonder if that’s what’s happening to me? My brain works like a crap lately.
>>25606575sometimes you run into an asshole, or a bunch.but if everyone is an asshole, maybe you're the asshole.
Reminder: you cannot be a writer if you don't read contemporary literature.
>>25606584I will only 'be' me. An occupation is what you do, not who you are.
I'm gonna see if I can push it and only shit every 8-9 days. Wish me luck!
>>25606585Ah, but I am American, and in America, you are what you do. Which is why "so, what do you do?" is the first question anyone asks after your name.
>>25606580Shut up your idiot face
Behold what morbid curio,’Precious Moments’ they call them. Row upon row tier upon tier of sad vessels, all polished to a thin fade by your manic and elderly hand. How many dead souls have you kept on Earth in such sweet-rotten phylactery, to splinter away from Heaven to remain and curse us here on your ugly shelf? Exactly how many miscarriages have you imbued into these canopic jars? We have long grown tired of your porcelain effigies, auntie. If you will not surrender your undead cherubim tchotchkes for the rancid tombs they are, then I will destroy them personally and drive you to madness myself, so you in consequence may likely join the dead in your insatiable mania, where you will meet the judgement of your prisoner souls in person.
>>25606616Farcical. Who are you? Are you me? Are you you? Am i you? A you you?
>>25606645Look I consider you an attentive replier but after certain recent incidents I trust your ability to read a post as anything less than a personal missive a lot less
I think its time we consider the ghosts of shapeshifting clones
>>25606673>read a post as anything less than a personal missiveHow on earth or indeed heaven, could i do otherwise?
>>25605115Lately I feel and produce nothing. Everything I worked hard for is slipping through my fingers. In a short while I will be back where I was unless I change my life immediately.
>>25606681Do you mean that? Here, let's begin now. There will come a post in the next five minutes that does not reply to you. It was not directed at you. Exercise reading it as such
I'm personally offended by the way you sexually teased me and then ran to your mother as though I were a pervert for merely reciprocating what you began, you squeamish whore.
>>25606678I went out tonight as the ghost of Lemmy. Neither of the comedians could concentrate properly and the evening just evaporated into a sort of gentle content for everyone involved
>>25606682Just. fuck. Off.
>>25606690In his dreams everyone stops the party to look at him in concerned approval
>>25606683I am your father
>>25606688It stopped being enjoyable for me when I realized you liked it.
>>25606696Don't you want me?
>>25606694Well, there is no one else here -just you
>>25606699I don´t know you
>>25606697Obviously, you were always as crybaby jewish as your mother when she accused the neighborhood of attempted child assassination when she found a nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie in their yard which she supposes would have killed her hypoallergenic pediasure case son she breastfed to the age of seven
Everything is a dating app if you want it bad enough. My ex blocked me everywhere but I found her depop cuz she used a similar username. I bought a skirt under a fake name & got her address. Sadly it doesnt smell like her, just fabric softener. I tried it on once and felt no closer to her. At least I've been able to see she goes to bed early and has no visitors. What a femcel
>>25606709You are literally a janitor and a tranny.
>>25606716You're out of material. I can't even recognize you anymore, running away into other personalities like that. You can do better
Sometimes I hate-watch normie female writetubers. Or don't know if it's hate-watch, but there's something so weird in how they approach their writing, and they all do the same, even edit their videos in the same way.
Idk what it is with more retarded generations, but you can google anything ever. The entire world at your fingertips.You could just google “Am I a retard that doesn’t understand the implications and consequences of my actions” and you’ll get an entire thesis on why you’re a retard and what you’re doing is retard.No what you’re doing is entirely fucking evil and they rightfully put you behind bars for this. Yes your targets are justified in having an urge to kill you and their negative reaction is naturally negative for glaring obvious psychological reasons. Like haha are you a retard? Is this a specific breed or narcissism or childlike magical thinking. Haha we haven’t even talked about the classified shit yet hahah. Kys.
>>25606725Who and what are you talking about?
>>25606729Oh just vagueposting
We live in the most mentally perverted generation in recent times yet we are physically squeamish, why is that? People will rather make a hobby out of jacking off to cartoon inflation porn than admit they would in fact like to have regular sex with a human female
>>25606725>we haven’t even talked about the classified shitCute. You know nothing
Have I told you the one about how the Axolotl was invented?
>>25606740Yes. It was a metaphor for the holy grail, wasn't it?
>>25606743Nah it's largely a story about how if you don't quit being a bitch you'll end up a thin-skinned hermaphroditic frog
Maybe I’m delusional to think that you ever look at these threads.
>>25606752Jesus fucking Christ we all noticed your new scarf, okay?
>>25605115Don't try to sell yourself. The people buying need to feel like they're getting a good deal and they're smart shoppers. You know that aunt that buys blenders off QVC at 2am when she already has three blenders because they're half off? That's who they think they are. You must never crush this illusion.
>>25606737>Bruh I’m a fedNice try tranny
John Lennon deserved to be shot for his overall behavior and especially due to 'Imagine' and Mark David Chapman was not crazy he was merely a political assassin and if you want to see the fruits of that then you can just check how well he's been doing with his wife and children after having murdered a Beatle
>>25606725>but you can google anything everI found something the other day that you cannot google. It's an esoteric name that belongs to something holy in heaven for which I cannot find any information
>>25606750But they are so cute. Like you
>>25606761>Nice try trannyNice try homo but no gnosis
>>25606753What the fuck are you talking about? I haven’t worn a scarf since last winter.
>>25606767Did I ever tell you the story of why I, a diminutive and anonymous asshole, hold the creation story of the Axolotl so dear?
My gril has deserted me :(
I may be a narcissist
>>25606740few times https://warosu.org/lit/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=xollotl+
>Father says "Look at the little prick. Homosexual. Sick fuck, piece of shit, no girlfriend." He spits on the ground. "I just can't afford these entitled little snots. Fuck off. You're a fucking disappointment. I don't even want to look at you. Get the fuck out of my house."
>>25606783And what did you learn?
>>25606777Yes. It was because you are an Axolotl, wasn't it?
>>25606782If you have to ask -its not for you.
>>25606734I don't. But I wouldn't call myself very squeamish. My Asexuality stems from elsewhere.
>>25606795Very good. And am I alone, I ask?
>>25606794my reading departs a little from yours, which i find reductionist.
One of the Murakamis died comparatively young. Please, promise me you will take better care of yourself.
>>25606802Are you talking about the Holy Grail? How do you figure that?
>>25606805it’s about old gods tamed to silence. almost dead, maligned, starving for unpaid dues. not everything dies clean.
>>25606801Do you?
>>25606782Are you ashamed of that?
>>25606740No, who is it that invented the axolotl? For what reason.Oh man remembering endangered animals in mexico reminded me.
>>25606799Have I told you the creation story of the Axolotl?
>>25606809To future Time-Eaters - Once again I speak to you clearlyOnce upon a time there in ancient Central America before time even began, there were wild Gods who held animal form. Brightest amongst them was Quetzal, the luminous winged serpent, and there his twin, Xolotl, the black dog of death. In infinity the two and the other deities feasted on the silence of the world, yet the wise amongst them knew there must be a beginning. And so, Quetzal dealed to set the stars in motion, to begin 'time'. Thus is dealt - the deities must pay their immortal time begin time itself, so they might have a world over which to live. Each God submits immortality, but Xollotl. The shapeshifter that is death transforms into smaller and smaller beings as his brothers chase him, he turns to escape to the canopies, he turns to escape to the cliffs, and in turn he is left alone in a small pond, sickly and hiding in the smallest form in any God's imagination, thin skinned and unable to survive atmosphere or even basic touch. So born is the Axolotl, diminutive figure of the death dog, membrane fish relegated to such rare puddle. And what of our death-God? Routed. Unable to escape the puddle, his brothers arrive. By the thin blade of judgement his time is taken from him and paid to the universe so it may begin, all that remains of him left in the pool. So speak the Yucatan - All things must be paid, no God or Reality is exempt. So sayeth Quetzal, our Life-Giver.
What happened to the anon who was always worried about his hair? He would get it just how he liked it but then it would get tasseled somehow which made him decide not to go out.
>>25606816Once again I speak to you clearlyOnce upon a time there in ancient Central America before time even began, there were wild Gods who held animal form. Brightest amongst them was Quetzal, the luminous winged serpent, and there his twin, Xolotl, the black dog of death. In infinity the two and the other deities feasted on the silence of the world, yet the wise amongst them knew there must be a beginning. And so, Quetzal dealed to set the stars in motion, to begin 'time'. Thus is dealt - the deities must pay their immortal time begin time itself, so they might have a world over which to live. Each God submits immortality, but Xollotl. The shapeshifter that is death transforms into smaller and smaller beings as his brothers chase him, he turns to escape to the canopies, he turns to escape to the cliffs, and in turn he is left alone in a small pond, sickly and hiding in the smallest form in any God's imagination, thin skinned and unable to survive atmosphere or even basic touch. So born is the Axolotl, diminutive figure of the death dog, membrane fish relegated to such rare puddle. And what of our death-God? Routed. Unable to escape the puddle, his brothers arrive. By the thin blade of judgement his time is taken from him and paid to the universe so it may begin, all that remains of him left in the pool. So speak the Yucatan - All things must be paid, no God or Reality is exempt. So sayeth Quetzal, our Life-Giver.
Poor fool thinks he's going to culture-jam a Central American Deity
I don't know if I am a paranoid egomaniac, or if they are actually wronging me and I deserve more
I can't remember a time when pop music was actually fun. Even though being fun is the only thing one would seriously expect from it.
>>25606817You can not reason with a god>No dice
>>25605174I know a girl who does chaos magic and reads Crowley. She works a dead-end art teacher job that barely makes rent, she is ridden with anxiety and is always taking medication for her migraines. Of course she's an irredeemable leftist.
>>25606817Nice story though
>>25606817>Moisturized >Immaculate
>>25605174anyway we meet at 6pm on a thursday near the old rec centre
What would it take to get you to actually talk to me?
>>25605236Some of them could get women, though it was mostly trashy women. The ones who did rituals to get girlfriends were very socially inept and ugly. >>25605323Online, though they did meet in real life. I met some very good friends from that circle, some of whom I've met irl. They've all moved on from the fringe esoteric stuff, we were very young at the time. As for the other guys, they weren't really interesting. They were either broke alcoholics or drug-addicts, or fat 30 year old nerds.>>25606826It seems to be the kind of people attracted to that kind of stuff.
The left has gone insane.
Let's get those hairy butt cheeks slathered up in Dijon mustard
Bro you’re literally commenting daily on the shit I think what the fuck is wrong with you.
What would you’re parents think, assuming they didn’t rape you which would explain how you turned out like this.
Do you have any friends? At all? Is this all that you have going on in your life? Why not just kill yourself?
For generations, books have sat on shelves like quiet, judgmental brick-weights. No one actually read them—not past page four, anyway,
>>25606847Ouch!
I’m not your friend. You’re a random person on the internet that I briefly interact with sporadically out of boredom. A population I usually just shitpost with, I might even return occasionally to shitpost in random threads, but you clung to me long after I wished to be done with, like shit sticking to my boot.
my biggest fear is being past it. every morning on my way to work i walk past an old people’s home, every bedroom light is all already on at 5am, and i wonder when was the last time they told a girl ‘i miss you so bad’ or a she showed them her tits in the park or he saw the sunlight on her face in the rear view. imagine getting to the age when all that’s definitely behind you. but maybe there’s nothing to worry about.
You will never amount to anything, you will always be impoverished, you do nothing at all with your life other than just try to annoy people, going even further into financial difficulty simply to elongate your stay here when you should have moved on from the graveyard.
>>25606816There was two of them. One of the them was the normie anon who was concerned about his length being neither short nor long. The other, weirdo who was growing out the classic length is talking to you rn :) must be to busy and too damn tired to read everything itt with attention it deserves.
>>25606861No need to be so rude
I have to remind myself that when the average person links anything or anyone to Nazis, they're calling it evil.>X made their fortune with the Nazis. Y company has Nazi connections. Z group had some Nazis among their members.I personally read it in a totally neutral way. Nazi might as well be German (of a particular era, obviously). But when these regular people are doing it, they do so to suggest something nefarious, shadowy, and criminal.
>>25606865how old are you? I'm 41, I've had girlfriends but never made it far enough to live together with one. It's been 2 years since I had physical contact with a girl. Worst thing is, I'm the one who ended the relationship but she still loves me. I'm just incapable of committing.
I'm having a hard time reconciling decades of conservative beliefs with the reality of France being burned to the ground by roving gangs of arab muslims.I saw a picture of one arab mother on a moped help her son steal an appliance. I really, really don't want biological determinism to be real. I am scared bros.
hey guys watch me be randumb*pantomimes using a banana like a phone*y-ellow?
>>2560687623. i’m not even saying these things happened everyday to me. i can survive being lonely, or boring, or inaccessible, but what i can’t survive, i think, is arriving at the age when all of that is definitely settled and put away. and the lights come on at five with nothing to be said for them.
>>25606816Someone complained I was posting about it too much so I stopped. Plus, I found an old snapback I used to wear when I was younger in my closet that still looks pretty good on me, so that helps, and lastly, I've chilled out a bit lately -- I'm able to go out without checking my reflection and hair in every window or my phone every opportunity.
Here’s your daily update - Billie Eilish lost weight.
>be me, reading Murakami novel on the bus>about to arrive at my stop>put book down so I can put on my jacket>some lady looks at my book>"hey, that's a cool title! what's it about?">mfwhard to explain a Murakami novel to a stranger
I don't think anybody who knows me in real life knows how incredibly antisemitic I've become.
>>25606901They know, anon... why do you think they all stopped talking to you?
think someone i know irl has become incredibly antisemitic
>>25606869So, this is what it feels like to be in bed with the devil
>>25606884>I've chilled out a bit lately -- I'm able to go out without checking my reflection and hair in every window or my phone every opportunity.I am glad
>>25606887https://www.nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com
>>25606848>>25606851>>25606853>>25606861>>25606868FUCK OFF. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND SCHIZOPHRENIC.
>>25606914<3I will say though, once I get home, the very first thing I do is look in the mirror so I can find out if I just spent the last few hours looking like an idiot in public with my hair lol. But yeah, lately my reaction has been "okay, I can live with that, if that's how it looked, that's fine" when I see it.
>>25606895that was a hint to exchange numbers and meet up for coffee and sex, dummy
>>25606918A healthy disposition to be sure
>>25606923Omg, this is me in 3 years! :D
>>25606931
I just mixed up the words "crepuscular" and "concupiscence" in front of several people, it's so over
My parents stopped paying the fee on the storage unit that had 95% of my books (so a few hundred) and didn't tell me, so they're gone. Not to mention all the other personal stuff and furniture I had in there.
Paglia might be the only smart female writer who has ever lived
>>25606955You deserved to lose them.
>>25606955???This is my story, my post. What are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLnBTWloPXM
>tfw confidently yet incorrectly identified the "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" quote as from a poem written by Matthew Arnold instead of Tennyson in front of several people
>>25606962Anon, you're scaring me.
There is something seriously wrong with my brain today, my anxiety is off the charts. Just gonna stay in bed and hide from the world while occasionally screaming into my pillow.
I'm gonna fuckin' sue this site for mod abuse, that's what.
2010s liberals were right. Everything about life is just so astonishingly worse after Trump. Their failure to contain him and keep a competent empire running is a historical embarrassment. AI is the last thing the West has going for it and we definitely won’t use it for good reasons
Watched Obsession tonight. Did it cure my case of oneitis? Not quite but it did make me pause and think for a bit. I'm just playing shit by ear at this point.
>>25606980nah you just overuse cat scream1.jpg
>>25606998o lol
Just finished this. Kinda ass.
>>25606945Eeh, I’m not too keen on primary colors
Tomorrow I am going to lock in. I am going to get what I've been procrastinating on DONE. I WILL make a habit of consistency. I WILL succeed. I WILL be fulfilled. In Jesus' name, Amen.
New York City is overrated.
My dentist is a slightly flamboyant Asian man, probably not any older than me.
>October-DecemberComfy.>January-MarchLiterally the worst & most dreary part of the year.
>>25607103oct-dec is a festive season. jan is post-xmas, post-new year, nothing celebrated. back to work. by feb you’re in real protestant hours.
>>25607068I root for you, Anon!
>>25607099What makes you think so? I have never been to NYC, but it’s ridiculously expensive, plus, I assume, if you are squeamish person you just need to accept different level of hygiene whilst being there, just accept it as a matter of fact.
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck withWu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck withWu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with
My grandfather was a first-generation Italian immigrant who moved to Las Vegas, played live music, and was murdered at a young age. My father started a successful tech business and became a real estate broker, and threw it all away over an opiate addiction.Ambitious, adventurous, and doomed. But at least they got that far. I feel like a rocket that desperately needs to take off but was never given the fuel.
>>25606945Reminds me of the origin story of the Axolotl
>>25606815Who wrote this? They butchered it. Massacred it.So much I can't even pay attention to the lesson this story is supposed to impart.
>>25606905Another one claimed by the cheapest hysteria of all? No need to engage any further with a paranoiac.
tried canned tuna for the first time today after going my whole life assuming i wouldn’t like it. i didn’t like it.
Your pain is for you alone. As it is, as it was, as it will be forever
>>25607173my big cock is for me alone. As it is, as it was, as it will be forever
moby cock
>>25607176best book
For a long, long stretch of 2014, my dick didn't work.It didn't emit semen. I would get hard, I would rise to the level of sexual climax, but semen wouldn't come. I'd have dry pumps over and over.This freaked me the fuck out, as I'd imagine it's natural to feel in such a situation if you're a man. I became obsessed with my penis actually working. I started to masturbate constantly just in the hope that something would come out.Well, it did. I began to ejaculate every time. But I'd already developed a habit of masturbation on a weekly, even daily basis, and this was not easy to stop. There's a degree to which I'd become addicted to masturbation, and needed to jerk off multiple times a week, just to satisfy the habit I'd built up.And what I'll say in all this is that God's been a bit of a motherfucker to me here. I'm basically addicted to jerking off at this point, but it all came about as a result of my penis freakishly shutting down twelve years ago, and me being afraid that there was something unnatural happening as as result. Insofar as I have a sinful habit, it's a result of something frightening happening to me.Oh, but this is the same period of time in which I got bit on the back by a demon, so I guess it all runs together.
>>25607173>And this slow spider that creeps along in the moonlight, and this moonlight itself, and I and you at this gateway whispering together, whispering of eternal things –must we not all have been here before?
>>25607172I hated mushrooms for years until I had them prepared well. Maybe you could like tuna if you had it prepared in a nice way.
>>25607193i like tuna steaks (and sushi), just not canned tuna. how do you prepare canned tuna nicely? it comes pretty much already prepared.
>>25605287"Mother of God, this bitch might have a horrible face, but she has two gigantic bazongas that make me so fucking horny. I'd spend half an hour sucking on them."
>>25607192N. unmatched stylistically even in translation
>>25607197Try it in a marmitako or a salade niçoise
>>25607202i had spaghetti al tonno. it’s not disgusting but it’s its still not nice. it’s all protein so i’ll eat it but if it was a carb and tasted like that i’d be scraping it to the side of my plate.
>>25607148Reads like Nick land.
>>25607119it's more difficult to navigate life if you didn't have a father growing up.
>>25607204It doesn’t sound or look nice to me either, to be honest
Forget dating a bipolar woman, even befriending one is a fucking headache. This woman who talks to me flip flops between emotionally needy to being cold and dismissive and then to being antsy about being friends.She's never had a male friend, and I'm not looking for a partner whatsoever so I was whatever about it when she said she doesn't want to date because neither did I. I have a lot of female friends anyway so I was already used to being friends with women. But then a few weeks into our 'friendship' she suddenly starts panicking about the future. Like, what if either one of us develops feeling for each other, how all her 'guy friends' had ulterior motives of dating or fucking her when they got to know her, etc. I told her if she's gonna be so fatalistic about friendship, then we don't have to meet that often, let alone talk often. Now she's constantly texting me and asking to meet up almost every day of the week.I know I won't date her but I'm already getting what seems like the frustrations of being in a relationship despite not being in one.
>>25607209it was tonno e burro actually.
>>25607208you don’t say? honestly though i doubt the truth of this truism. there’s a poem by robert graves which says a neglected child has a chance to be a really great man (parents ‘too short-handed to interfere’ with the genius you’re naturally born with). if you look through history our great figures more often had complicated parental relationships rather than fathers who ruffled their hair and played catch.
>>25607224>great figures more often had complicated parental relationshipsI'm sure they did. Having an imperfect father, though, is not the same as having an absent father.Great men of history are also exceptional cases, not sure we can derive a general rule from their example.
>>25607213I am that person. Not you though, but your female friend-or-whatever. Being raised in rather conservative environment I (probably subconsciously) knew that I cannot allow a relationship progress past the certain point, so I would keep it stunted so that I can milk the guy for the attention as long as it is possible. What advice would you give to me? GTFO? Enroll in therapy?
>>25607233i’m not making a general rule it was your statement that was the generalisation. if we’re saying it makes it more difficult on average then yeah that’s empirical, if we’re saying it necessarily makes life harder, a single counterexample disproves it.
>>25607224> a neglected child has a chance to be a really great manRousseau was the total opposite of neglected but he still grew up to be a great, profoundly alienated, lost, and unique person. It probably has more to do with, "What stimulates your most intense emotions from ages 0 to 8?" and "How do these emotions get mapped out onto reality once they're stimulated?"They typically have some weird childhood. So many men in that era were raised on the Latins and had their deepest emotions stimulated by Ovid before the age of 10, and grew up in disappointment to see a Europe mostly devoid of life, of spontaneity, of virtues, of meaning, and it turned them nervous or bitter
>>25607239If you want to be friends, you have to learn to have healthy boundary between you two. Don't panic if the guy doesn't respond back within minutes or even hours. I don't know how comfortable you are with hanging out one on one with a guy, unless your intention is to date, you don't have to meet everyday too. Let alone every week, if you both have busy lives.And for the love of god, don't be too lovely dovely. Guys can get the wrong message. You don't have to send good morning texts and shit. This woman kept egging me to hang out and do something, and I jokingly said 'sounds like you want to go on a date' and she replied with a "yes <3<3". She then panicked about me being interested in her after we hung out the night after. I'd say go to therapy but also learn to let go about your limitation of relationships.
>>25607242montaigne also came to mind as i was writing it. that said his father did, after an initial period of total devotion, sort of lose heart with his son when his incredible education wasn’t having the desired effects. what stimulates vs how does it map out sounds a bit flat to me somehow. childhood is what makes you, but i think it’s not the ‘intense’ emotions but something more ordinary. it’s weird what things end up becoming a twinge in your heart. playing outside in the rain, hearing your parents talk downstairs while you lie in bed, when i was 7 i let go of a balloon i had. i remember watching it float far above the estate, up and up, wind nudging it east as the afternoon sky deepened into evening.
>>25607259>but i think it’s not the ‘intense’ emotions but something more ordinary.> it’s weird what things end up becoming a twinge in your heart. That is a theme in goethe's works. Actually, you wanna know a weird thought I had? Earlier this year, I had this thought that if you go a day without seriously thinking or introspecting much, then it puts you in a state of mind that is much closer to how a child experiences the world. Like just take a walk outside and experience all the random phenomena, the sun, the grass, the chirping of the birds, without trying to judge or ascribe any particular meaning to it.I thought that if you repeat this every day for like 10 years, you'd basically have a second childhood and be a very different person. Crazy thought but yeah
>>25607264germans are always stealing my ideas before i’ve thought of them. schopenhauer was the same. hm. brings to mind another poem by RG:
>>25607198Fair translation.Although it does lose some colour and tone from the original.He isn't as vulgar in his vocabulary (there's no swearing), the face is not horrible but instead "perhaps as if belonging to an ugly woman"; the breasts, while implied to be large and heavy, are described as pendulous (literally "appese" - hanging off).Interesting the choice of "bazongas", I think it's a good translation of the word "sizze" he used.
This site was so much fun just 5 years ago, what happened?
>>25607269Yeah it really works too. Nice verses btwGoethe writes about childhood the way it actually is, which is pretty cool. Most people can only view it from an adult perspective, they take this forced tone of nostalgia or fondness like all of childhood is just this comfy eternal fall day. Childhood is a lot of things. Like sitting in a car for 20 minutes in pure silence while it's raining as you wait for your mom to get back from the store, but those 20 minutes are the longest 20 minutes you'll ever experience in this lifetime
>>25607243>Don't panic if the guy doesn't respond back within minutes or even hours.Quite opposite, I’m not sure why, but I somehow put myself under obligation to talk to them on somewhat regular basis for not to upset them with my neglect or something. I’m not sure what would be a healthy conduct here.
>>25607288So you think you're gonna be walking on eggshells if you don't respond to them on time?
I need hairy chubby older man to make me his bitch
>>25605115Funny what these Victorians came up with.
>>25607296Here’s a preamble. Nearly ten years ago I met this person on an anonymous board, not 4chin, not even western based. It was semi-dead board where it was mostly them, their ex-ish partner I guess and me. They somehow tried to conduct it as if they fancied me or something, which is ridiculous - we never met in person, they did not know what I looked like, they basically invented a character in their head to sprinkle it with whatever posts I made for the flavor - and that’s said generously, maybe they didn’t feel any romantic about me at all. Anyways they insisted on me posting at least daily, and if I didn’t they would throw a tantrum all over the board, tell how they cried so much and other stuff. I felt kinda obligated to show up. I don’t know how this story is related, but probably it demonstrates me being anon pleaser I guess.Going back to the modern times, I just feel like if I don’t show up often enough they will move on with their life. You know, we aren’t really bounded with any kind of obligation, the connection will dissipate and that would be it, so I kinda feel a need to cultivate it just in case.
>>25607273The posts are generally less eloquent, insightful, or original.
>>25606883>and the lights come on at five with nothing to be said for them.Damn
>>25607197Mix it with mayonaise and relish of course for a tuna salad
>>25607207>>25607148I wrote it
>>25607273Schizoposter stopped posting I think (or maybe I missed it)
i am a big fat fuck
>>25607390Hii :3
i got a big fat cock
i got a really average cock that's never been inside anyone
>>25607422*sad face emoji*
>>25607439I'll probably bite the bullet at some point and hire a hooker, since they're legal in my country.
NEW >>25607449NEW >>25607449NEW >>25607449
>>25607422it’s been inside your mother
there’s a radio ad i keep hearing about treating dementia that uses the line ‘a lifetime of memories slowly erased’, which to me is too heavy for daylight airtime. never considered it but it’s pretty awful isn’t it? then again i guess some people would pay top dollar for that sort of thing.
>>25607440sure, nothing wrong with that, people that shame people for hiring hookers are retards or incels themselves
how does that old song go
fucking cringe in that new thread
>>25607494The wagie selfie is frying me
>>25606895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCyQZvAxAWI
