Is there a name for the new quasi english that's all over this board? You've seen it, I'm sure. It sounds like ESL and might be, but it's everywhere and grug-like—but not the way BAP does his broken English. It's like >Haha me didn't read it until last weekend. Whenever it time for my work break is finally like at last reading.I feel fucking crazy reading some of the posts here.
>>25618492We are ESL from Asia and Eastern Europe. Half of us have slightly bigger brains than feral niggers.
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>>25618492I’m to ESL to grasp what’s wrong with greentext
>>25618516Nah nigga I know plenty of you fuckers and it aint like this This is something else
>>25618539Can you link an actual comment in the style you've 'identified'? I can't see it myself from your caricature.
>>25618492this might be a you problem anon, I didn't encounter any such case
>>25618543see>>25618549I realize (I hope) he is joking but it's a good example
>>25618560what, "you problem"? that's neither new nor specific to /lit/ anon.
>>25618492Me have no idea what you mean!
thus spoke anon
>>25618563No. If that sentence didn't raise any flags for you, that's a you problem
>>25618563He means "I didn't encounter any such case". It would be correct to say "I haven't encountered any such cases", but even then the sentence is a little clunky.Though, in >>25618549's defence, it doesn't seem like a new grammatical offense, just standardly European, even western European, ESL.
>>25618574As pirate i ferl new place talk act like locals so much possible tryst FAMIRRY
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>>25618597Grok make her look younger and make her breasts larger. Also put her in a bikini, the same material as her headband.
I get begin mainly speaking pidgin
>>25618588stop shitting on europeans shlomo
>>25618610I was, in fact, doing the opposite. (Great thread for you to demonstrate your reading in/comprehension.)
>>25618615I know in your fantasyland pilpul works great on goyim but you can kick rocks faggot
>>25618623I have no idea what those words mean.
>>25618623>>/pol/>>25618625>>reddit
can someone remove this retarded thread? it's not even literature-related
>>25618687SHUT IT DOWOWOWNLol you ppl cant handle being mocked
>>25618710Neither could Fichte. A full meltdown any insult. Examples perhaps? Lemme know. I got ‘em.
>>25618589No no anon don’t set me to sail as it were! I might drown, literally breathing water >:(
>>25618710The part that is uncanny for our Jewish brothers and sisters is the identification of their being Jewish by only their anonymous words. The fun or whatever it is leaves and their heart skips. It's an unpleasant physiological reaction and they always have hilariously cringe responses to fall back on.
>>25618610you're a-peein' s deserve to be made fun of more often. They absolutely deserve it.
>>25618728Not so. Read the Fichte/Schelling correspondence and see how much grace he showed to his faggot pseud “opponent.” Need more beer. Return fight layer.
>>25618492The current speech on the ‘chan is ironic ESL o algo.
>>25618745>read two well known pseuds talking to each otherYeah, I'll get on that
Aha that is quite.
This is just how zoomers talk
>>25618774You mean write? They write like stroke victims? It doesn't make sense. Misspelling shit, typos, slip ups, and nig speak are one thing but just to not welcome.
>>25618781You mean type? If you're going to correct somebody don't be a dumbfuck yourself.
>>25618492I'm from Brazil and we have a stronger literary culture than you do. If you don't want literature to die you should treat us with respect.
>>25618823
I dunno man, I haven't seen that. You sure it's not just regular esl diction, or one very active anon with a strange style?
>>25618810NTA, but typing seems to me a species of writing.
>>25618492That 'cyber bullying' tweet permanently ruined about half the posters on this site. Now they think doing a half assed copy of it makes their post automatically funny or something>bruh nigga just walk away fr
>>25619010Which?
>>25618781>are one thing but just to not welcomeEven you write incomprehensible shit
>>25618823Don't care about a country whose crowning literature achievement is The Alchemist
>>25619039Think you missing joke anon
>>25619010Holy shit this is never before seen levels of unc. It's like some 2012 unc got frozen in time and got transported 14 years into the future.
>>25619417??
>>25618492The argot and parlance stems from this American population of a "diverse" ethnic mix. It is fueled by hip-hop culture and references to social media.
>>25618492Zoomers are nearly illiterate and only "read" through audiobooks spelling and grammar is not their strong suit.
it is truly nauseating to witness how some express themselves in the current age. absolutely no sense of taste, decency, or principles.
>>25618492ESLs don’t post unless they’re confident in their English skills; what you’re noticing are Americans butchering the English language (as usual)
>>25618823Hi, fellow BRICS brother.
