>borrow my sister's book>it's a softcover>open it at more than a 30 degree angle>she spazzes out that i might bend the cover and crease the spineWhy are there so many book autists like this?
>>25620074"Yo don't crease my jordans brooooo!!"Nigger performnative behaviourIf you don't have a kindle full of pirated books you're a poser
What is that expression trying to convey?
>>25620079> If you don't have a kindle full of pirated books you're a poserBut how do I showcase my immaculate taste on r/BookshelvesDetectives then?
>>25620079>that's nigger behavior>but you should definitely steal
>>25620083That is how an older sister looks at her siblings when Dad is white and Mom is Asian anon. It's the reason her younger brother spent two years taking to no one while slowly rolling around on the sidewalk on his skateboard out of view of his house.
>>25620090>piracy is....le bad!go back to 2005, tranny.
>>25620090I steal through the feeling of mild guilt, is that alright?
>>25620074never heard someone call a paperback a softcover before.
>>25620092American female hapas have intense resentment for white men.
>>25620074Respect the hassle, motherfucker! Do you know how painful it is to hold a paperback opened with spine still intact?!
>>25620103esl
And that's on tea, sis.
>>25620104Imagine you grew up seeing your fiery domineering mom turn into a mewling sexual puppet any time your dad went near her, but in this imagining you are female.
>>25620113It's an Americanism
>>25620074Suppose I were a polymath and could easily get into the PhD programme at her preferred institution too. Would you have let me have sex with her then?
>>25620090How it it stealing if I made copies of the original, but the original is unharmed?
>Borrow my sister's private property.>She graviously allows me to do it.>She sets the terms and conditions for my appropriate use of her private property.>She trusts me not to damage her property, which is reasonable since I didn't buy it myself.>Can't handle it so I go cry like a bitch about it on 4chan.>I'm a poor butthurt leech.
What's with this sudden, unending obsession with being a polymath that people have developed on this board?
>>25620238You guys sure did learn how to split hairs and justify sinful acts like jews. Good job.
>>25620104>>25620119Why though? I’m Europoor so the only anthropological horrors we have are negro/white children which are docile and stupid but generally not malicious.
>>25620272Are you a romani or some other gypsy of sorts?
>>25620104It's amazing how every female is instantly ruined psychologically by white genetics. White women are truly the most evil creatures on earth.
>>25620258>sudden
>>25620258You wouldn't get it. Stay in your comfort zone and waddle around in the cesspool of mediocrity and illiteracy.
>>25620331I think I shall. It's fun watching pseuds get told to stay in their lane and then they get mad and confused.
>>25620272They grow up and they see that the vast majority of white men who are are into asian women are weirdos who just see asian women as sex toys who are also somehow "pure" while the asian women hate themselves and put down men of her own race. There's also the weird thing about asian women wanting a hapa child like it's a designer puppy (and being disappointed when it looks more asian).Hapas are essentially toy pets.
>>25620397When can we expect your diaspora book to hit the shelves?
>>25620272To a woman sexual appeal that cannot be converted to long term security doesn't count as sexual appeal at all. The men a hapa girl dates enjoy ejaculating in her but most of them would rather have a long term relationship with her mom -- the hapa girl has discomforts with the situation that the mom would not. Asian women generally have the same value on the sexual marketplace as white women, but their female offspring from union with a white man have less, and reconciling not being as appealing as your mom is not a process women like to go through.
>>25620074she looks exactly like my friends sister
>>25620074Childhood is wanting to preserve a new book forever. Adulthood is knowing the unique pleasure of a weather-beaten book.
>>25620074Your duty as a brother, is to make your sister fall in love with you (platonically). Seems like you failed.
>>25620083my toddler makes this face when they've actively shitting their pants in public
>>25620628Nigga you post on /lit/ in the middle of the day. You ain't got no fucking kids.
Breaking covers on perfect bound paperbacks just ruins their long term longevityI know you've never had a job in your life but some people actually value their belongings because they worked for them
>>25620074She needs to feed on my seed.
>>25620238Are you unfamiliar with copyright? Lol
>>25621005No? Also, it's right there in your word itself. 'Copy' 'right'. This can mean either two things, one it's my right to copy it and use for my personal or that the copying of it is right, as in morally, legally, etc.
>>25620074>Lend a book to sibling >Get it back covered with an unusual amount of hot sauce stains
>>25620485Yeah, and if you happened to be an adult for at least one full day you know what kind of fucked shit that is.
>>25620074I bet she wants me to bend HER over
This thread just got worse and worse. Remarkable for already having started out so bad.
>>25620633Classic Ameritard assuming the internet is populated solely by other Ameritards.
>>25621060is fucked shit good or bad?
>>25620074fold a page to use as marker in front of her.
>>25621213Yes
>>25620238If you make copies of my originals, and either give them out for free or a much lower charge than I would have needed, then I lose a profit
>>25620079>be millionaire>want to read physical book instead of yet more screen time>buy the bookIt's not that deep bro
>lend book to friend>at his place 6 months later and I remember I lent him a book>it's sitting on a table entombed in dustif you don't wanna read it that's fine but clean your fucking house bro.
>>25621050You're not very successful in life, are you?
>>25620074>Not sniffing the pages to get a whiff of her pussy scent
>>25620219It's notpaperback, softback, softcover
>>25620074I wish I could open Olivia's softcover
>>25620104As an American White man this has been the polar opposite of my experience with them lol
>>25620104Yeah. They very resentfully arch their backs, like cats after a nap, to follow their mom's example and take 8 inches of white cock while Timmy Chang is still trying to reach her out in Instagram...>>25620289Guess what, pindong, pic related will never not hurt you!
>>25620074It's called taking care of your shit, jeet.
>>25620083Cringe
>>25622533>>25622646chadlarpers on /lit/ never stop being funny
>>25622749Cope lol
>>25620074>borrow my sister's skirt and panties>she calls me a faggot>parents disown me
>>25622749I'm not a Chad, I merely state what I observe
>>25620090copyright infringement is not theft
>>25620074>borrow my sister's bookWhy are you reading trash, anyway?
>>25623084Everyone knows you're just a thief.
>>25623084Done well it isn't, done poorly it is
>>25622646I don't allow catbacking and neither should you. Pussy up, belly down, and keep it that way. Which is probably what you meant, you're just crossed up on your terminology.An excited woman naturally curls up like a boiled shrimp, so they have to be told this at some point
>>25620090Believe it or not, if what I'm reading is good I'll buy the real, physical thing. >number of books bought in 2026: 5But you know, this is an interesting discussion. Is going to the library "stealing"? Furthermore, a bunch of local libraries in burgerland allow you to borrow ebooks. Where I'm from Amazon let's me borrow books for "free" with my Prime subscription (I don't do it because lolz, I ain't using your shitty app). Archive.org allows you to borrow ebooks. And there are probably other ways that I'm not even aware of.Where does piracy begin? It's an age-old question, innit? Because "1 illegal download" != "1 lost sale."Should I prevent myself from DLing out-of-print books? Why? And even if I don't buy everything I "consume", does it matter? Because after all, I'm here. I'm talking about stuff. For all you know, I'm actively shilling your book. I'm sure you can find some value in this. Anyway, I think we should nuke the world and start over.
