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It was a bright and sunny day
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in Los Angeles
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until it started to rain
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>>25627035
Michael Smith lighted a Marlboro Red
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>>25627051
Thereafter it was dim and rainy, until the rain cleared up
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Michael Smith suffered from dyslexia hence
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Then it started to rain again. The rain
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was dyslexic
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>>25627061
he was always finding himself in zany misunderstandings. One time he
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thought: "What if dyslexia is the main cause of my homosexuality?"
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so he experimented the next day by going out in the rain to see if it made him feel a little queer
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. He closed his eyes and started imagining cum instead of rain
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while fucking his wife on the front porch of
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"disleksya shrucks" he exclaimed before running in a train.
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and wouldn't you believe it but he started to feel a little (just a little!) inclined upon the zesty path
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>>25627082
"NO RUNNING" the conductor warned sharply. Michael made a fart sound with
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>>25627088
cum in it
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>>25627088
with his mantits, it sounded hot as fuck
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>>25627097
Michael clapped his buttcheeks against a passenger's
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>>25627097
But how it sounds isn’t what enthralled him. It was how it felt
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>>25627098
penis, Michael felt aroused and so did the passenger too
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>>25627099
more than how it felt was how it smelt
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the cumfart and piss smelt like shit
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. It awakened the most lascivious desires of his soul
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>>25627110
Tangy, like a spice shop ransacked by a pungent orangutang.
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Michael pooped with help of the passengers, to help curb such tangy zesty smell
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Brian the giant FAGGOT got cum in his avacado on TOAST
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>>25627151
Juan
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>>25627156
Calculate fort up run height return
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>>25627156
What a queer. Brian's a joke
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or peepee
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>>25627160
Everybody hates Brian. His parents, his neighbors, even his therapist
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>>25627116
when they until walk look shower
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Even Brian hates Brian
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>>25627162
love him
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For hate and love are two sides of the
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>>25627168
though Brain his they brain Brian did it
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>>25627170
nigger's black face. The bottom boot lip stuck out sloppily.
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>>25627168
Brian was slitting his wrists in the bathroom
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>>25627104
until she realized she
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>>25627094
did heal thrift onto
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>>25627080
, rapped Rap Nigger in his niggeristic nigger hip-hop rap style.
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>>25627177
was covered in blood. She screamed piercingly
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>>25627184
that your hat into
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the trash I throw yes?
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Michael began to lick the blood
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>>25627196
Yea? Yes? Slip run tell up
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>>25627201
under
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>>25627207
the passenger's skirt. She screamed and screamed
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>>25627209
the truth about jews. She screamed until they listened
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>>25627212
but once she had their attention, they were mesmerized. Her monologue went
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>>25627215
quickly and they already knew.
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They were in love.
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>>25627226
They were in she open love.
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>>25627175
until the Brain bled dirty
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>>25627234
Look she open love.
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>>25627237
In she open girlish girly girl loving.
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>>25627240
Open love girl smeared the along love in was she.
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>>25627203
inside and outside
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>>25627250
Blue his house with a blue little window
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>>25627269
and a blue faced jew rat dead from you.
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>>25627274
And then, a monkey
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>>25627285
one two three four five
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>>25627285
started jerking off over the jews
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>>25627291
"ANNUDA SHOAH, ANNUDA SHOAH!!!!"
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>>25627296
and what the wall of eyes?
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>>25627298
The stairs of death? Lampshades of human skin?
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>>25627299
And what? The bars of soap from human fat?
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>>25627304
And homicidal masturbation machines.
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>>25627307
Europeans have compelled speech about this shit?
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Rollercoasters of doom. Swimming pools of terror.
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>>25627310
Stinking pisswells of bile
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>>25627309
Changing colors of people's eyes. Children raised by wolves.
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Nicest place in India.
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>>25627310
Forcing jews to climb trees then cutting the trees down?
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>>25627367
India hate is a failing jew psyop.
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>>25627371
Juan.
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>>25627374
screamed, clitty leaking
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>>25627374
onto xer
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>>25627384
patented authentic taco curry
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>>25627374
one two three for
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>>25627387
It was a dark and stormy night
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>>25627409
on which Juan Sanjeet exploded into poop, infecting millions
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>>25627409
Jews forced to impersonate roosters until falling from trees.
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>>25627410
Babies thrown out of windows? And babies drowned in buckets?
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Buckets of Colonel Sanders' New Kosher Fried Chicken.
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>>25627422
Mic check!
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>>25627418
And the babies that were burned in bonfires?
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>>25627429
And shooting one bullet through three poor jewish babies?
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>>25627432
wait what
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>>25627436
Jews machinegunned and sold as meat?
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>>25627440
And Jews killed in a truck by speeding around corners?
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Colonel Sanders is a cruel man. He keeps killing Jews! Why? Is it madness?
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>>25627443
Force-fed dog soup?
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>>25627445
The train into an oven?
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>>25627448
And that supposed waterslide into a gas chamber?
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>>25627452
Certainly real.
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>>25627455
And killing jews with bicycles?
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>>25627460
Don't forget using dead jewish bodies to fertilize the fields.
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>>25627465
That's documented somewhere, it's real!
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>>25627470
Rap Nigger's eyes bolted open like a deadbolt being busted.
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>>25627475
He began nigger rapping thuswise:
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"Hello, my name is Rap Nigger and
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I am here to talk to you all about the harmful impact of racism
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>>25627483
one two three
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>>25627495
buckle my shoe. Four five
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>>25627499
knife knife knife knife knive knives knife knife knife
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>>25627499
stay alive. Five six pick up sticks. Seven eight
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>>25627513
one two three!
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>>25627521
Juan.
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>>25627521
He continued to count between one and eight for a while.
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>>25627531
Juan.
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You awake?
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>>25627541
Juan.
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>>25627548
Ayo my name Rap Nigger nigga, I's awakes.
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>>25627552
I AWAKED.
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"I'm scared, Juan."
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"Stop callin me juan pussy ass BITCH nigga"
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He then said "It takes Juan to know Juan". I hate puns.
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So anyway, I started blasting.
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>>25627587
Almost as much as I hate the
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>>25627599
Parisian elites. Juan thought to himself the following thought:
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I, Juan Valjean, shall assist my brothers in their revolution
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I have proof here that Emmanuel Macron engaged in homosexual acts
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>>25627640
I shall henceforth offer a list of his homosexual partners:
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Justin Trudeau. Seth McFarlane.
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>>25627678
Barack Obama. The corpse of Joan of Arc.
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"JOAN WAS A GIRL! A LITTLE GIRL!" screamed Macron from
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>>25627754
his very tight boypussy
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Juan slapped his ass
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>>25627664
into girth your she>>25627678
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>>25627780
until Juan potion nightly to for some east
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>>25627632
Juan then
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>>25627780
back into last week, by which I mean extremely forcefully
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>>25627854
opened his the very
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>>25627814
up grating hot into
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>>25627690
hello this is circle k how can i help you
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>>25627589
you're not like the other images in this captcha
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random words that have nothing to do with the post above them are so funny, we got a real comedian in this thread
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>>25627566
>capitalizing "jews"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>25627884
hungry caterpillar and began to read:
Once there was a
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>>25627895
>>25627900
mindbroken
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little egg laying on a leaf, in the moonlight
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One day, a tiny caterpillar hatched
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>>25627974
and turned into a
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very hungry little guy
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>>25628001
YUM!
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>>25627944
Nta u are havin a go at, i just wanna say that the original contributors have either given up or arent trying and attention seeking saboteurs have replaced them. You do have the low imagination tards that wrote page after page of sub Harry potte rfanfic tho. This series should be put to bed for at least a year. Maybe a one word edition for christmas
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>>25627994
a and turned a
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>>25628005
he grinned lasciviously linking preparatory
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>>25627572
Frankly standing
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>>25628030
then she walked over to the telephone bank and began
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>>25628030
machinations for the procurement of a luscious apple (malus domestica)
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>>25628041
Juan
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>>25628037
"RAP NIGGER" nigged Rap Nigger waking up.
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was extrapolating somewhat
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The caterpillar ate 6 or 7 apples
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>>25628047
one two three four five six seven
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>>25628048
and folded your she grouped high turtle nope
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>>25628062
woke up
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>>25628006
I'm glad you're reposting >>25622874 actually (although it's weird behavior, you're mindbroken as hell right now anon) because the "original contributor" idea is kinda gay. It's just a fun game thread, not some community to get too invested in (goes doubel for you, mindbreak anon. Do you want to drop character and say what's bothering you? Doubt it, but it would be nice.)
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>>25628035
weaving and weaving he weaved
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>>25628065
You don't sound okay whoever you are.
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>>25628064
got out of bed
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>>25628006
sorry dude but the other threads were shit too, there is no discernible difference
if you think there is you are a hopeless loser
with terrible taste
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>>25628070
until sleep yawn tomorrow six am woke up again and
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>>25628070
dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs
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>>25628070
and became insane at the sight of his pet goldfish
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>>25628077
checked
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>>25628078
the beetles rapped for Rap Nigger, though he
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>>25628079
one two three, one two three, ready set go:
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>>25628071
if you hate the threads so much then fuck off dude, why are you participating in them? This one is by far the most retarded because people are just spamming intentionally nongrammatical nonsense that doesn't connect at all with previous posts. Next iteration's probably gonna be a return to "number of words is the post number you're continuing" since that did a great job of filtering out the lowest effort retards
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>>25628079
and the come-hither gleam in its beady little eyes
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bump
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>>25628090
realizing that he could never reach this level of beauty
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>>25628090
rapped the insane psycho from the insane psycho ward to
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>>25628093
against his will
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>>25628095
he gently plucked her from
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bumping
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why do you faggots keep ignoring my contributions
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>>25628097
his fishbowl to give her a kiss
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Gently on the nose at first. Then under the left fin, playfully
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>>25628097
won tooth reef or fife sics Sevin
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>>25628101
juan?
>>25628105
left his stinker used in
>>25628102
he said!
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bump
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>>25628089
The attentionseeking faggot is having a meltie
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>>25628101
I'm doing them now wow relax bro
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>>25628117
Son, you see more live tricks, Kevin!
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the doctor gave the patient his meds
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>>25628007
run, do we pour chive mix, Devon?
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>>25628123
one two three
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bumpin
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>>25628130
is this zero or 30 words??
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>>25628123
but the meds were ineffective. The doctor tried ECT. No good. He had
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>>25628128
sun, blue, sea, shore, dive quick, step in
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>>25628135
a mind too twisted to
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>>25628134
"Alas", spoketh the Rap Gentlemen, "it is thirty words; and now, thirty-four. My head runs again and again with numbers. One two three. Four five six. Seven."
Rap Gentlemen elegantly executed a beloved gesture.
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>>25628135
gun crew, flee store, drive
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>>25628143
Done? You see
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>>25628140
respond to conventional therapies. It was time to bring out
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>>25628147
The alien anal probe device use to
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>>25628152
probe aliens. The Mexcian kind. Here comes ICE Ivan! He's Russian-American.
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and he loves probing
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>>25628155
fat stinky hairy Mexican men.
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>>25628158
Bun, shoe, tree, door, hive, sticks, heaven bait.
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>>25628159
"ICE Ivan what the fuck are you talking about?"
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>>25628159
Run through, free store! Drive quick, Kevin, straight line!
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ICE Ivan sighed. "Bun. Shoe. Tree. Door. Hive. Sticks. Heaven bait. Capisce?"
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>>25628162
he rapped.
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>>25628166
Done? You see more live tricks.
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>>25628170
Juan, you see war! Strive, fix Levin, straight line! Ten!
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>>25628164
Rap Nigger nigger rapped.
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ICE Ivan probbed Rap Nigger's anus while having a stroke
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Why do people have to ruin the thread?
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>>25628184
this isn't funny anon
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>>25628185
One anon is having a multi-thread melty. Idk what his problem is, he wants to be a passive-aggressive bitch instead of just saying what's wrong. At least you can always tell what posts are his; ignore them or incorporate them as you see fit.
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>>25628192
—this is:
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>>25628194
what
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>>25628194
I've been doing 5 but it's 85? Are you OP? Trying to understand the process
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>>25628197
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP. Mexicans sharted all over ICE Ivan, mid-probe.
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>>25628200
he rapped uncontrollably. The sun washed over his waking faces
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>>25628203
, he rapped niggishly.
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>>25628180
I hate to inform you that this is not funny.
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>>25628194
It's always gotta be a chaotic mess by desgin, idk why noesnnse anon thought he needed to focre it. Another nice thing about the "word count = last digit of last post" modil, which will probably run agan next, is that retarded spamers can just be ignored
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>>25628211
Juan.
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>>25628216
What?
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>>25628203
It really was pretty funny. Even ICE Ivan couldn't help chuckling a little
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>>25627035
where the sun was hot
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>>25628222
Gonna lick
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>>25627054
and burnt his finger
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>>25628220
mindbroken vendetta anon is quoting posts from the last thread (>>25623177) in addition to word salad contributions
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>>25628227
UM, ACTUALLY? THAT'S REDDIT. SO YEAH. REDDIT!!!
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>>25627056
and the night claimed the day
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>>25627033
I would rather shoot myself than wear a hat that said EMERGING WRITER in the Ploughshares Magazine font. And I don't even hate Ploughshares.
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>>25628231
"I don't speak Spanish." mumbled ICE Ivan as he wiped away poop.
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>>25628220
I'm glad you're reposting >>25628006 actualy (although it's wierd behavior, you minbdroken as hell right now anon) because the "original conrtibutor" idea is kinda gay. It's just a fun game thread, not some comunnity to get too invested in (goes doubel for you, mindbeak anon. Do you want to drop a charatcer and say what's botherring you? Doubt it, but it would be nice.)
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>>25628235
with his thick Russian accent
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>>25628228
why are you linking a different thread anon?
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>>25628244
"Commie!" shouted another agent
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>>25628243
meds unironically
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>>25628248
Juan, shoe free, floor, drive kicks, sweatin' weight
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>>25628243
huh?
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>>25628232
he screamed.
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>>25628248
"I am patriot! I do good job deporting!"
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stop ignoring me you PUSSIES
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>>25628261
This isnt eight words
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>>25628263
"No, count again."
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so glad this is page one!!!
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**You people don't realize you're making my job fucking impossible when you don't follow the rules.**
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>>25628265
So they rewound the tape
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>>25628268
"Sorry Boss. ICE Ivan try harder."
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"Okay, from the top."
"Bun. Shoe. Tree. Door. Hive. Sticks.
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>>25628267
Why should I bother when it gets skipped?? Fuck
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The sleeper agent code activated.
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>>25628272
Juan too?
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STOP IGNORING ME YOU PUSSIES
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>>25628274
Rap Nigger awoke again.
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>>25628273
sorry brother, meltdown anon is forcing my hand into quality control this time. Which post of yours did I skip?
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>>25628278
ICE Ivan finally looked at the Mexican sissy.
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>>25628275
Juan too. Free for pie?
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>>25628283
Oh doesnt matter then I guess
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>>25628278
Link which ones are yours and I'll include
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>>25628284
Juan, toothily skied forth.
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>>25628285
Mm, no, sorry, too Reddit.
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>>25628284
"What do you want?"
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>>25628283
forget about it
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>>25628293
Juan to plea!
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Hugh Nguyen
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>>25628290
Fuck you
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>>25628299
entered the room. Everybody said "Hi, Hugh" in unison
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>>25628305
"I'm struck with random bouts of incontinence."
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>>25628301
K. Cordinate you're own then faggot. Don't care in the slihgtest.
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>>25628307
Done, Sue! We score! Drive clicks hate.
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>>25628308
No, fuck you and your stupid thread. I WILL keep shitting up your retarded spam thread until you FUCK OFF.
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>>25628311
Smugly,
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>>25628311
Juan.
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>>25628298
Juan to plea for crimes sick, severed hate.
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>>25628313
he hit Post.
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>>25628307
"I've got just the thing." ICE Ivan
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>>25628318
"I've said something clever," he thought. "Showed him!"
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Anything Juan related is getting rekoved / not inclubed.
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>>25628320
ICE Ivan brought out a comically large butt plug.
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>>25628323
Juan... too free...
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>>25628323
op is such a fuckign gatekeeper we whould make our own thread
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>>25628322
He liked
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>>25628322
, he rapped.
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STOP IGNORIMG MY JUAN POSTS
I THOUGHT TIHS WAS ANYTHING GOES
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>>25628330
being mean. It made him feel important, part of something.
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>>25628333
checked
you gotta include the juanposts now op
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>>25628333
Juan too free!
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ICE Ivan used Type 3 Conceptual Erasure and erased ____.
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>>25628334
He refreshed the page.
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>>25628334
Wants to be for
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>>25628341
OP
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>>25628341
Juan
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>>25628341
It filled a void in him. It was almost like having friends.
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Can OP clarify what is being use and what is being dropped so I know what to bother with?
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>>25628343
wasn't as angry
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>>25628348
yes. No Juan, no hate speach, no gibberish.
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>>25628348
>used
anything that isn't a meaningless retarded counting post
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>>25628348
Sure, if it's straight-up random words then it's probably dropped, if it's a reply to a post way back in the thread it's probably dropped. Right now the most recent phrase in the doc is >>25628346
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>>25628351
as he'd hoped. When they got angry he felt better, smarter,
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>>25628357
wtf
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STOP IGNORING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25628359
refreshing the tab so he could hit them again.
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>>25628356
What does counting post mean? We're doing word counts no?
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>>25628362
He spent many evenings this way. There wasn't much else he did.
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>>25628363
anything that rhymes with "one two three" and other deriviatives
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>>25628357
Should I include the previous post in my post to make sure you can tell it makes sense and isn't le wacky holds up spork poopy butt stuff?
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>>25628365
He didn't really read anymore.
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>>25628366
I'm so fucking confused
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>>25628369
But he knew all the right names and titles,
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>>25628366
we're supposed to be rhyming?
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How long can my post be
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>>25628368
Idk man, what's an example of a post that got skipped that isn't actually nonsense?
Would unironically like to thank melty anon (who is pretending to be me in several posts fyi) for getting us to bump limit in record time, and helping me learn not to be such a rules autist. Actually a pretty fun time today, will continue it tomorrow.
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>>25628373
and the impression
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>>25628376
Huh?
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>>25628370
>>25628374
no, posts like these >>25628342
>>25628337
ignore them
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>>25628374
Yes. Read the OP. I made it very clear even if some people think it's funny to post random unrhyming slop.
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>>25628378
each writer gave off, which was enough to
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>>25628380
Uh okay? Why?
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>>25628384
because they're irrelevant unfunny unusable shitposts but mostly because they're unusable
any further questions
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>>25628368
>>25628376
Oh and if you're asking (and if lurkers are wondering) if you should quote the post you're continuing, yes, absolutely.
>>25628382 melty anon really pulling out all the stops here. Impersonating an OP is a crime you know.
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>>25628386
Ah ok I see what you mean.
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>>25628383
win his arguments.
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>>25628390
Damn you're like Trollmaster 3000
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Guess what OP you're my fucking nenesis now. I'm your worst fucking nightmare. Every minute of every hour of every day I will be in here derailing your thread until you either leave my board or better yet kill your worthless self.
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>>25628406
You better watch your fucking back vendetta boy. You've been reported at the highest levels.
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>>25628391
His philosophy: that everything, even genial conversation, has winners and losers
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>>25628413
I like it when you threaten me OP. I still hate your guts but god damnit I'm kinda hard now
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>>25628414
and he always lost
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>>25628425
Seeds of resentment blossomed into
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>>25628428
a crippling addiction to cuckhold pornography, which he
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night frens, here's the current paragraph. Keep quoting posts you're replying to in case melty anon shows up again, otherwise see you and surely him in the continuation thread tomorrow
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>>25628430
always self-denied it, yet



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