Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're continuingIt was a bright and sunny day
in Los Angeles
until it started to rain
>>25627035Michael Smith lighted a Marlboro Red
>>25627051Thereafter it was dim and rainy, until the rain cleared up
Michael Smith suffered from dyslexia hence
Then it started to rain again. The rain
was dyslexic
>>25627061he was always finding himself in zany misunderstandings. One time he
thought: "What if dyslexia is the main cause of my homosexuality?"
so he experimented the next day by going out in the rain to see if it made him feel a little queer
. He closed his eyes and started imagining cum instead of rain
while fucking his wife on the front porch of
"disleksya shrucks" he exclaimed before running in a train.
and wouldn't you believe it but he started to feel a little (just a little!) inclined upon the zesty path
>>25627082"NO RUNNING" the conductor warned sharply. Michael made a fart sound with
>>25627088cum in it
>>25627088with his mantits, it sounded hot as fuck
>>25627097Michael clapped his buttcheeks against a passenger's
>>25627097But how it sounds isn’t what enthralled him. It was how it felt
>>25627098penis, Michael felt aroused and so did the passenger too
>>25627099more than how it felt was how it smelt
the cumfart and piss smelt like shit
. It awakened the most lascivious desires of his soul
>>25627110Tangy, like a spice shop ransacked by a pungent orangutang.
Michael pooped with help of the passengers, to help curb such tangy zesty smell
Brian the giant FAGGOT got cum in his avacado on TOAST
>>25627151Juan
>>25627156Calculate fort up run height return
>>25627156What a queer. Brian's a joke
or peepee
>>25627160Everybody hates Brian. His parents, his neighbors, even his therapist
>>25627116when they until walk look shower
Even Brian hates Brian
>>25627162love him
For hate and love are two sides of the
>>25627168though Brain his they brain Brian did it
>>25627170nigger's black face. The bottom boot lip stuck out sloppily.
>>25627168Brian was slitting his wrists in the bathroom
>>25627104until she realized she
>>25627094did heal thrift onto
>>25627080, rapped Rap Nigger in his niggeristic nigger hip-hop rap style.
>>25627177was covered in blood. She screamed piercingly
>>25627184that your hat into
the trash I throw yes?
Michael began to lick the blood
>>25627196Yea? Yes? Slip run tell up
>>25627201under
>>25627207the passenger's skirt. She screamed and screamed
>>25627209the truth about jews. She screamed until they listened
>>25627212but once she had their attention, they were mesmerized. Her monologue went
>>25627215quickly and they already knew.
They were in love.
>>25627226They were in she open love.
>>25627175until the Brain bled dirty
>>25627234Look she open love.
>>25627237In she open girlish girly girl loving.
>>25627240Open love girl smeared the along love in was she.
>>25627203inside and outside
>>25627250Blue his house with a blue little window
>>25627269and a blue faced jew rat dead from you.
>>25627274And then, a monkey
>>25627285one two three four five
>>25627285started jerking off over the jews
>>25627291"ANNUDA SHOAH, ANNUDA SHOAH!!!!"
>>25627296and what the wall of eyes?
>>25627298The stairs of death? Lampshades of human skin?
>>25627299And what? The bars of soap from human fat?
>>25627304And homicidal masturbation machines.
>>25627307Europeans have compelled speech about this shit?
Rollercoasters of doom. Swimming pools of terror.
>>25627310Stinking pisswells of bile
>>25627309Changing colors of people's eyes. Children raised by wolves.
Nicest place in India.
>>25627310Forcing jews to climb trees then cutting the trees down?
>>25627367India hate is a failing jew psyop.
>>25627371Juan.
>>25627374screamed, clitty leaking
>>25627374onto xer
>>25627384patented authentic taco curry
>>25627374one two three for
>>25627387It was a dark and stormy night
>>25627409on which Juan Sanjeet exploded into poop, infecting millions
>>25627409Jews forced to impersonate roosters until falling from trees.
>>25627410Babies thrown out of windows? And babies drowned in buckets?
Buckets of Colonel Sanders' New Kosher Fried Chicken.
>>25627422Mic check!
>>25627418And the babies that were burned in bonfires?
>>25627429And shooting one bullet through three poor jewish babies?
>>25627432wait what
>>25627436Jews machinegunned and sold as meat?
>>25627440And Jews killed in a truck by speeding around corners?
Colonel Sanders is a cruel man. He keeps killing Jews! Why? Is it madness?
>>25627443Force-fed dog soup?
>>25627445The train into an oven?
>>25627448And that supposed waterslide into a gas chamber?
>>25627452Certainly real.
>>25627455And killing jews with bicycles?
>>25627460Don't forget using dead jewish bodies to fertilize the fields.
>>25627465That's documented somewhere, it's real!
>>25627470Rap Nigger's eyes bolted open like a deadbolt being busted.
>>25627475He began nigger rapping thuswise:
"Hello, my name is Rap Nigger and
I am here to talk to you all about the harmful impact of racism
>>25627483one two three
>>25627495buckle my shoe. Four five
>>25627499knife knife knife knife knive knives knife knife knife
>>25627499stay alive. Five six pick up sticks. Seven eight
>>25627513one two three!
>>25627521Juan.
>>25627521He continued to count between one and eight for a while.
>>25627531Juan.
You awake?
>>25627541Juan.
>>25627548Ayo my name Rap Nigger nigga, I's awakes.
>>25627552I AWAKED.
"I'm scared, Juan."
"Stop callin me juan pussy ass BITCH nigga"
He then said "It takes Juan to know Juan". I hate puns.
So anyway, I started blasting.
>>25627587Almost as much as I hate the
>>25627599Parisian elites. Juan thought to himself the following thought:
I, Juan Valjean, shall assist my brothers in their revolution
I have proof here that Emmanuel Macron engaged in homosexual acts
>>25627640I shall henceforth offer a list of his homosexual partners:
Justin Trudeau. Seth McFarlane.
>>25627678Barack Obama. The corpse of Joan of Arc.
"JOAN WAS A GIRL! A LITTLE GIRL!" screamed Macron from
>>25627754his very tight boypussy
Juan slapped his ass
>>25627664into girth your she>>25627678
>>25627780until Juan potion nightly to for some east
>>25627632Juan then
>>25627780back into last week, by which I mean extremely forcefully
>>25627854opened his the very
>>25627814up grating hot into
>>25627690hello this is circle k how can i help you
>>25627589you're not like the other images in this captcha
random words that have nothing to do with the post above them are so funny, we got a real comedian in this thread
>>25627566>capitalizing "jews"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25627884hungry caterpillar and began to read:Once there was a
>>25627895>>25627900mindbroken
little egg laying on a leaf, in the moonlight
One day, a tiny caterpillar hatched
>>25627974and turned into a
very hungry little guy
>>25628001YUM!
>>25627944Nta u are havin a go at, i just wanna say that the original contributors have either given up or arent trying and attention seeking saboteurs have replaced them. You do have the low imagination tards that wrote page after page of sub Harry potte rfanfic tho. This series should be put to bed for at least a year. Maybe a one word edition for christmas
>>25627994a and turned a
>>25628005he grinned lasciviously linking preparatory
>>25627572Frankly standing
>>25628030then she walked over to the telephone bank and began
>>25628030machinations for the procurement of a luscious apple (malus domestica)
>>25628041Juan
>>25628037"RAP NIGGER" nigged Rap Nigger waking up.
was extrapolating somewhat
The caterpillar ate 6 or 7 apples
>>25628047one two three four five six seven
>>25628048and folded your she grouped high turtle nope
>>25628062woke up
>>25628006I'm glad you're reposting >>25622874 actually (although it's weird behavior, you're mindbroken as hell right now anon) because the "original contributor" idea is kinda gay. It's just a fun game thread, not some community to get too invested in (goes doubel for you, mindbreak anon. Do you want to drop character and say what's bothering you? Doubt it, but it would be nice.)
>>25628035weaving and weaving he weaved
>>25628065You don't sound okay whoever you are.
>>25628064got out of bed
>>25628006sorry dude but the other threads were shit too, there is no discernible differenceif you think there is you are a hopeless loser with terrible taste
>>25628070until sleep yawn tomorrow six am woke up again and
>>25628070dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs
>>25628070and became insane at the sight of his pet goldfish
>>25628077checked
>>25628078the beetles rapped for Rap Nigger, though he
>>25628079one two three, one two three, ready set go:
>>25628071if you hate the threads so much then fuck off dude, why are you participating in them? This one is by far the most retarded because people are just spamming intentionally nongrammatical nonsense that doesn't connect at all with previous posts. Next iteration's probably gonna be a return to "number of words is the post number you're continuing" since that did a great job of filtering out the lowest effort retards
>>25628079and the come-hither gleam in its beady little eyes
bump
>>25628090realizing that he could never reach this level of beauty
>>25628090rapped the insane psycho from the insane psycho ward to
>>25628093against his will
>>25628095he gently plucked her from
bumping
why do you faggots keep ignoring my contributions
>>25628097his fishbowl to give her a kiss
Gently on the nose at first. Then under the left fin, playfully
>>25628097won tooth reef or fife sics Sevin
>>25628101juan?>>25628105left his stinker used in>>25628102he said!
>>25628089The attentionseeking faggot is having a meltie
>>25628101I'm doing them now wow relax bro
>>25628117Son, you see more live tricks, Kevin!
the doctor gave the patient his meds
>>25628007run, do we pour chive mix, Devon?
>>25628123one two three
bumpin
>>25628130is this zero or 30 words??
>>25628123but the meds were ineffective. The doctor tried ECT. No good. He had
>>25628128sun, blue, sea, shore, dive quick, step in
>>25628135a mind too twisted to
>>25628134"Alas", spoketh the Rap Gentlemen, "it is thirty words; and now, thirty-four. My head runs again and again with numbers. One two three. Four five six. Seven."Rap Gentlemen elegantly executed a beloved gesture.
>>25628135gun crew, flee store, drive
>>25628143Done? You see
>>25628140respond to conventional therapies. It was time to bring out
>>25628147The alien anal probe device use to
>>25628152probe aliens. The Mexcian kind. Here comes ICE Ivan! He's Russian-American.
and he loves probing
>>25628155fat stinky hairy Mexican men.
>>25628158Bun, shoe, tree, door, hive, sticks, heaven bait.
>>25628159"ICE Ivan what the fuck are you talking about?"
>>25628159Run through, free store! Drive quick, Kevin, straight line!
ICE Ivan sighed. "Bun. Shoe. Tree. Door. Hive. Sticks. Heaven bait. Capisce?"
>>25628162he rapped.
>>25628166Done? You see more live tricks.
>>25628170Juan, you see war! Strive, fix Levin, straight line! Ten!
>>25628164Rap Nigger nigger rapped.
ICE Ivan probbed Rap Nigger's anus while having a stroke
Why do people have to ruin the thread?
>>25628184this isn't funny anon
>>25628185One anon is having a multi-thread melty. Idk what his problem is, he wants to be a passive-aggressive bitch instead of just saying what's wrong. At least you can always tell what posts are his; ignore them or incorporate them as you see fit.
>>25628192—this is:
>>25628194what
>>25628194I've been doing 5 but it's 85? Are you OP? Trying to understand the process
>>25628197BRAAAAAAAAAAAP. Mexicans sharted all over ICE Ivan, mid-probe.
>>25628200he rapped uncontrollably. The sun washed over his waking faces
>>25628203, he rapped niggishly.
>>25628180I hate to inform you that this is not funny.
>>25628194It's always gotta be a chaotic mess by desgin, idk why noesnnse anon thought he needed to focre it. Another nice thing about the "word count = last digit of last post" modil, which will probably run agan next, is that retarded spamers can just be ignored
>>25628211Juan.
>>25628216What?
>>25628203It really was pretty funny. Even ICE Ivan couldn't help chuckling a little
>>25627035where the sun was hot
>>25628222Gonna lick
>>25627054and burnt his finger
>>25628220mindbroken vendetta anon is quoting posts from the last thread (>>25623177) in addition to word salad contributions
>>25628227UM, ACTUALLY? THAT'S REDDIT. SO YEAH. REDDIT!!!
>>25627056and the night claimed the day
>>25627033I would rather shoot myself than wear a hat that said EMERGING WRITER in the Ploughshares Magazine font. And I don't even hate Ploughshares.
>>25628231"I don't speak Spanish." mumbled ICE Ivan as he wiped away poop.
>>25628220I'm glad you're reposting >>25628006 actualy (although it's wierd behavior, you minbdroken as hell right now anon) because the "original conrtibutor" idea is kinda gay. It's just a fun game thread, not some comunnity to get too invested in (goes doubel for you, mindbeak anon. Do you want to drop a charatcer and say what's botherring you? Doubt it, but it would be nice.)
>>25628235with his thick Russian accent
>>25628228why are you linking a different thread anon?
>>25628244"Commie!" shouted another agent
>>25628243meds unironically
>>25628248Juan, shoe free, floor, drive kicks, sweatin' weight
>>25628243huh?
>>25628232he screamed.
>>25628248"I am patriot! I do good job deporting!"
stop ignoring me you PUSSIES
>>25628261This isnt eight words
>>25628263"No, count again."
so glad this is page one!!!
**You people don't realize you're making my job fucking impossible when you don't follow the rules.**
>>25628265So they rewound the tape
>>25628268"Sorry Boss. ICE Ivan try harder."
"Okay, from the top.""Bun. Shoe. Tree. Door. Hive. Sticks.
>>25628267Why should I bother when it gets skipped?? Fuck
The sleeper agent code activated.
>>25628272Juan too?
STOP IGNORING ME YOU PUSSIES
>>25628274Rap Nigger awoke again.
>>25628273sorry brother, meltdown anon is forcing my hand into quality control this time. Which post of yours did I skip?
>>25628278ICE Ivan finally looked at the Mexican sissy.
>>25628275Juan too. Free for pie?
>>25628283Oh doesnt matter then I guess
>>25628278Link which ones are yours and I'll include
>>25628284Juan, toothily skied forth.
>>25628285Mm, no, sorry, too Reddit.
>>25628284"What do you want?"
>>25628283forget about it
>>25628293Juan to plea!
Hugh Nguyen
>>25628290Fuck you
>>25628299entered the room. Everybody said "Hi, Hugh" in unison
>>25628305"I'm struck with random bouts of incontinence."
>>25628301K. Cordinate you're own then faggot. Don't care in the slihgtest.
>>25628307Done, Sue! We score! Drive clicks hate.
>>25628308No, fuck you and your stupid thread. I WILL keep shitting up your retarded spam thread until you FUCK OFF.
>>25628311Smugly,
>>25628311Juan.
>>25628298Juan to plea for crimes sick, severed hate.
>>25628313he hit Post.
>>25628307"I've got just the thing." ICE Ivan
>>25628318"I've said something clever," he thought. "Showed him!"
Anything Juan related is getting rekoved / not inclubed.
>>25628320ICE Ivan brought out a comically large butt plug.
>>25628323Juan... too free...
>>25628323op is such a fuckign gatekeeper we whould make our own thread
>>25628322He liked
>>25628322, he rapped.
STOP IGNORIMG MY JUAN POSTSI THOUGHT TIHS WAS ANYTHING GOES
>>25628330being mean. It made him feel important, part of something.
>>25628333checkedyou gotta include the juanposts now op
>>25628333Juan too free!
ICE Ivan used Type 3 Conceptual Erasure and erased ____.
>>25628334He refreshed the page.
>>25628334Wants to be for
>>25628341OP
>>25628341Juan
>>25628341It filled a void in him. It was almost like having friends.
Can OP clarify what is being use and what is being dropped so I know what to bother with?
>>25628343wasn't as angry
>>25628348yes. No Juan, no hate speach, no gibberish.
>>25628348>usedanything that isn't a meaningless retarded counting post
>>25628348Sure, if it's straight-up random words then it's probably dropped, if it's a reply to a post way back in the thread it's probably dropped. Right now the most recent phrase in the doc is >>25628346
>>25628351as he'd hoped. When they got angry he felt better, smarter,
>>25628357wtf
STOP IGNORING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25628359refreshing the tab so he could hit them again.
>>25628356What does counting post mean? We're doing word counts no?
>>25628362He spent many evenings this way. There wasn't much else he did.
>>25628363anything that rhymes with "one two three" and other deriviatives
>>25628357Should I include the previous post in my post to make sure you can tell it makes sense and isn't le wacky holds up spork poopy butt stuff?
>>25628365He didn't really read anymore.
>>25628366I'm so fucking confused
>>25628369But he knew all the right names and titles,
>>25628366we're supposed to be rhyming?
How long can my post be
>>25628368Idk man, what's an example of a post that got skipped that isn't actually nonsense?Would unironically like to thank melty anon (who is pretending to be me in several posts fyi) for getting us to bump limit in record time, and helping me learn not to be such a rules autist. Actually a pretty fun time today, will continue it tomorrow.
>>25628373and the impression
>>25628376Huh?
>>25628370>>25628374no, posts like these >>25628342>>25628337ignore them
>>25628374Yes. Read the OP. I made it very clear even if some people think it's funny to post random unrhyming slop.
>>25628378each writer gave off, which was enough to
>>25628380Uh okay? Why?
>>25628384because they're irrelevant unfunny unusable shitposts but mostly because they're unusableany further questions
>>25628368>>25628376Oh and if you're asking (and if lurkers are wondering) if you should quote the post you're continuing, yes, absolutely. >>25628382 melty anon really pulling out all the stops here. Impersonating an OP is a crime you know.
>>25628386Ah ok I see what you mean.
>>25628383win his arguments.
>>25628390Damn you're like Trollmaster 3000
Guess what OP you're my fucking nenesis now. I'm your worst fucking nightmare. Every minute of every hour of every day I will be in here derailing your thread until you either leave my board or better yet kill your worthless self.
>>25628406You better watch your fucking back vendetta boy. You've been reported at the highest levels.
>>25628391His philosophy: that everything, even genial conversation, has winners and losers
>>25628413I like it when you threaten me OP. I still hate your guts but god damnit I'm kinda hard now
>>25628414and he always lost
>>25628425Seeds of resentment blossomed into
>>25628428a crippling addiction to cuckhold pornography, which he
night frens, here's the current paragraph. Keep quoting posts you're replying to in case melty anon shows up again, otherwise see you and surely him in the continuation thread tomorrow
>>25628430always self-denied it, yet
