itt: the most bizarre things you can writeI kinda want to cut a fat man's leg off and swing it around like a giant mace. the recoil from the thigh hitting you could probably cave your fucking chest in.
I kind of get a boner to gays losing bowel control because of too much anal sex.
my name is peter thiel and i think about having sex with men
OP is a faggot and I'm gonna fill up his hairy stinky butthole with cum tonight in his dreams
>>25631412>Ok guys, hit me with some weird shit. Use your imagination!!!>Durr gay sex durr cum durr pubes
>>25631415Gay sex and cum are still the most transgressive and shocking themes. Evidence: your reaction
Just talk about Germans eating shit and get on with your day. Mention one of the female ones having a slight moustache or something, so the reader thinks of their gram gram just before the first wet loaf meets lips.
>>25630400A dog's anus is something you're forced to overlook.
>>25630417I'm a gay spirit that travels through the ether and at night while straight men sleep I like to slowly brush and graze with 2 fingers their erect members pushing against their underwear until the finest drops of pre seminal fluid emerge.
>>25631543All hail the dick sucking hermit, who didn't want to drink after the horse
>>25630400My fondest wish is to hold hands with a pretty woman.
>>25631423I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>>25631415literally every /lit/ writes a story thread
