For sale: gym shoes, never worn.
>cut penis, never used
>one self published novel, never bought
Literature
>>25632422Only uncircumcised people are so obsessed with this issue and lord it over others as a sign of superiority. It’s as pathetic as clinging desperately to lactase persistence or being a native English speaker as a “gotcha”
>>25632469I wasn't taking it that seriously. It's a stylistic choice that reinforces the feeling of loss. Circumcised men can still use their dicks so there's no need for you to argue anything with words.
>>25632422did they never pee or jerk off?
>one turd, never flushed
>>25632469>so what if a semitic cult tricked my parents into mutilating me as a baby!>it's not a big deal!
>>25632517Use implies an intentional ontics. If the penis had been jerked off into another acting as the reciprocal Other of a Subject or if he'd forced her to swallow his piss, sure. Otherwise those aren't the proper uses of the cock.
>>25632469involuntarily jewish
son dies a hero; dog found
>>25632522>>25632530Yeah and nothing can be done about it. I don’t care if I’m not enjoying sex to its apparent maximum, sex is still the pinnacle of pleasure for me anyways
>>25632522With rhetoric like this, I actually think its kind of justified that Europe is getting flooded with billions of Africans
>>25632574>I actually think its kind of justified that Europe is getting flooded with billions of AfricansOf course you do.
>>25632522honestly if i had gotten snipped i'd probably be a lot more normie, gooning is just too damn good i don't care about fucking chicks that much, if i only had a dried up nub instead, i'd probably have to go out and get laid like a normie
>>25632469They're quick to fire because every dick in porn is circumcised and they got told that uncircumcised looks weird when they were younger. Obviously not cutting a baby's penis makes way more sense and apparently it makes sex feel better, but when the uncirckies start hitting you w/ this info it comes from a place beneath you. You've already won by having what society considers a normal dick
>>25632469No, actually I'm still angry that my penis was mutilated as an infant in an act of blood sacrifice to a 3000 year old desert demon
>>25633568You will always be a half man.
>>25633571My sons won't. I broke the cycle.
>>25632469>t. circumcised>t. lactose intolerant>t. eslsucks to be you
>>25632469>It’s as pathetic as clinging desperately to lactase persistence or being a native English speakerI've never really seen this with native, just fluent, and being a fluent English speaker is 100% a sign of superiority
>>25632752>argument based on pornoh no no no anonsisters?...
>>25633589I’m circumcised but I’m not the other two things.
>>25632419Infinite moobs
>>25632419>>25634263I'm bisexual but only for fat guys. I like thin girls, fat girls, and fat guys.I'm basically a fat-sexual more than anything else. Doesn't hurt that obese guys grow feminine features, like breasts.
>>25632752You were mutilated. You base what is acceptable off of an industry ran by the tribe that mutilated you. You are disgusting.
what are gym shoes?
>>25634734So how thankful are you for being uncut whenever you have sex with a woman? Must be often
>one copy of finnegans wake, used in a hold-up
>>25632469We’re not lording it over you, we feel sorry for you. You’re just too caught up in PTSD over your mutilated dick to realise it
>>25634850>wake up>”I wish I had my foreskin”>go to job>”I wish I had my foreskin”>go home to gf>”I wish I had my foreskin”>go out on weekend with friends>”I wish I had my foreskin”>plan next trip>”I wish I had my foreskin”Yes, this is exactly what life is like for someone without their foreskin
>>25632440*boughted
>>25634267A man of culture, I see.Greeting, fellow fat-dude-enjoyer.>from a femanon(female) who only watched porns of fat/obese hunks masturbating>that is it, that's the totality of my porn consumption
>>25634734I mean I agree, I was mutilated, but I don't have to reckon with that at all because it's considered to be the "normal" dick. I've never been made to feel like I have a weird looking dick.People who were not circumcised had a moment in their youth where they were made to feel like their dick looked weird. So when they start firing off reasons why it's actually "normal", you know that's the place they're coming from.
>>25634267Conceptually kind of revolting but also useful, like keeping a pleco in your aquarium.
>>25635524I think the angle most cutfags are coming from is that they become obsessed with it for lack of anything else to be proud of, or conversely they inexplicably blame their failures in life on being cut