The Chad Lovecraft Massachusetts vs the virgin Stephen King Maine
>>25633970Most people from Massachusetts are douchebags
>>25634001So you must live there then lmao
>>25634007>>25634008Wtf did 4chan just spaff out and post me twice or did somebody post the same exact hilarious comeback as me at the exact same time
>>25634018
Massachusetts is the best place in the union
>>25634018It wasn't funny, you are dogshit
>>25634001They have some weird local version of izzat and they drive like niggers.t. Maine
My ex-girlfriend was from Essex County, MA, which is basically Lovecraft Country as shown in the OP map. She wasn't particularly Lovecraftian. I still miss her dearly.
>>25634001assachusetts has the longest history of feminism of any state. the english puritans are long gone and their ethnic replacements are also disappearing
>>25634405She's better off without you.
>>25634421Don't worry, you're not telling me anything I don't already know.
>>25633970I live on the coast there towards the bottom. I am an asshole.
>>25634500How does it feel?
>>25634053Atleast its better then Philly where all they do is run into walls and try to make giant U-turns to get themselves back around.
>>25634001massholes
>>25634053> local version of izzatwait what?
>>25633970I always imagined Arkham would be nestled deep within inland Massachusetts, not that you'd be able to walk from there to the seaside in less than an hour.Plus being able to walk from Innsmouth to Rowley in three hours or so really devalues the entire story.
>>25634031what the hell is that phenotype?
>>25634767It’s just a map someone made I wouldn’t take it too seriously
>>25634767Arkham is just a stand-in for Salem.
>>25633970>Massachusetts vs Maine
>>25635139>what the hell is that phenotype?I think its half reptile and half Armenian.
>>25633970Since everything of Lovecraft's is public domain, I've been wondering if there are any attempts to bring this world to life in a current year setting. There still are plenty of lovecraftiam freaks living here... I had the ambition once to attempt such a thing, but woefully deficient in will power.
>>25636038Ride on cowboy to your world of deceitful language and gay motorway underpass sex with mystical Mexicans. Ride on to your diving bell and sexy 1980s pre-op trannies.
>>25634001Go fuck yourself
>>25635153Ik, ik. The scales just seemed wonky to me, is all.It's based on Derleth's map, iirc. >>25635185Really? I never got that impression, I guess because it does noot rub in the Witch thing too much. Then again I've never been. >>25636068Is this targeting any writer in particular is it just a general jab at what you imagine 'New Mexico' novels to be like?
>>25636484>Is this targeting any writer in particular is it just a general jab at what you imagine 'New Mexico' novels to be like?File name son, file name.
The comedy horror movie Evil Toons which is purely an excuse to get some hot girls to show off their tits and ass and starts with David Carradine hanging himself, is actually part of the HP Lovecraft Universe; as the girls say they attend Miskatonic University
>>25634001yeah can confirm lmao
>>25633970>ITT: ankle biting from redneck states without healthcare, good hospitals, elite schools, and can't handle direct confrontation or banter. And you guys drive slow as shit lmfao. Pats rape your team. Highest average IQ btw
>>25635185>>25636484Salem and Danvers are both mentioned in Lovecraft stories though
>>25633970>>25637402>>25636038Vs the omegachad Puget Lowlands
>>25633970>both writers suck
>>25634001>>25634007>>25634008>>25634018So you must live there then lmao
>>25637402true
>>25634505Reassuring knowing I'm superior to the rest of the country.
>>25633970>Lovecraft Massachusettswhat did RI do to deserve oblivion
>>25639421That's a good question. Charles Dexter Ward is set in RI and the nigger really really loved Providence but few of his stories take place there.
>>25634045It was actually hillarious and I am about to pee myself.
>>25633970>>25636038>massachusetts and mainethey are the same thing.
>>25640241maine is for the chuds and assachussetts is for the librulssimple as
>lovecraft>massachusetts
>>25641522no they were made as the same thing and they continue to be the same thing. Maine is only de facto its only thing so Massachusetts gets more representatives.
>>25642431this is one effect of MA having the number 1 IQ in the country
>>25642448>MA having the number 1 IQ in the countrythe country is doomed
>>25634007>>25634008FP bodied and bvssy blvsted its over
>>25642508Side effect of college density