If he were real and alive today he would be a 4channer
>>25636239What if Sherlock Holmes and James Bond had to fight? Who would win?
>>25636243Poirot
>>25636239>If he were real and alive today he would be posting on [s4s] and /jp/>>25636243>What if Sherlock Holmes and James Bond had to fight? Who would win?Had to fuck you mean. Had to fuck.
>>25636239The names Holmes... Shrelock Holmes
do you pronounce the l in holmes
>>25636287no, well, barely
>>25636239Almost certainly. He could barely function in a much more intellectual society that was tolerant of 'eccentrics.' Today he would be scratching out a living washing dishes or something and posting on the chans during his free time
>"Come now, Watson, it should have been obvious from the beginning that the 'authoress' of this post was not a lady at all, but a gentleman.">"Good Lord, Holmes! You don't seriously mean...">"It's quite elementary, really. When one patronizes the imageboards as frequently as I, one develops a keen eye for this sort of frippery.">"What a strange place, this '4chan'. I must make a point of visiting it some day.">"I don't believe you would be welcome there, dear friend. You are what we autists might call a 'normie'. Don't take it personally. But never mind that, we have a serial spammer to contend with.">"SERIAL spammer?">"Yes. You see, normally, one may assume our anonymous scribe's actions were merely a caprice intended only to irritate. That, as you know, is the official conclusion of Scotland Mod. I, however, was unconvinced. So, yesterday, I paid a visit to the archives and studied this man's posting history. This goes far beyond /lit/, Watson. /tv/, /pol/, /soc/, /int/, even /mu/--">"Goodness!">"I found evidence of his exploits all over the site, spanning years. He's received seven bans in all, and countless warnings. And each time he comes back.">"Such persistent and aggressive behavior could only mean....an illness of the mind!">"Now you're catching on, dear doctor. And I'm afraid while we sit here, this deranged marauder remains at large.">"Then we must stop him before he posts again.">*hits pipe* "The game is afoot..."
