Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending. Continued from >>25628809Juanito was calm as a cucumber. He lit a cigarette
Story so far: https://gofile.io/d/Y3WZ13Ab
>>25636369and took a deep drag. Clean and freshly shaved
>>25636536he freaked the fuck out, thinking
>>25636570he wouldn't leave his apartment. Or go outside. Instead he'd
>>25636572freak the
>>25636575fuck out. Isolate himself. Stay
>>25636576isolated and freaking the fuck out.
>>25636579He'd talk to nobody. He'd avoid mirrors and windows.
>>25636580He'd swallow darknet bromazolam. It wouldn't work. He'd stay freaking
>>25636583the fuck out.
>>25636587Feel scared, nervous, paranoid. But mostly scared.
>>25636589Scared and freaking the fuck out. Watching his neighbors
>>25636590sleeping, imagining they knew he was freaking the fuck out.
>>25636592Anxious, sweaty.
>>25636593His tummy rumbled.
>>25636594It was freaking the
>>25636595fuck out too. Everything vibrated
>>25636596with furious intent. Everything was going
>>25636597to hurt him. Embarrass him. He locked
>>25636598himself in his apartment, freaking the fuck out,
>>25636602tummy rumbling,
>>25636603clutching sharp objects
>>25636604and sentimental, comforting blankets.
>>25636606They didn't work either. Nothing worked.
>>25636608He was going to die alone and freaking
>>25636612and deeking and tweaking
>>25636612the FUCK
>>25636615YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
>>25636616I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND
>>25636618NOTHING WORKS. I'M GOING TO DIE SCARED AND
>>25636620A VIRGIN AND ALONE. AND I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
>>25636621EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO
>>25636622FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND KILLING MYSELF AND OTHERS AROUND ME WITH
>>25636623MY THICK COCK.
>>25636626Juanito took a deep breath. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>25636626Juanito looked down. His was small.
>>25636628He freaked the fuck out even more, crying
>>25636632and pissing and cumming a little bit, afraid of the world, afraid
>>25636633of the dark,
>>25636634afraid of other people,
he thought: "Let the day perish wherein I was born,
>>25636636(Fuck you. That's not five words.)
>>25636639and the night in which it was said: let
>>25636639>/lit/ continues a story 3-12 words at a timeRetard.
>>25636641the doctor freak the fuck out and not strangle the child."
>>25636643>Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending.You did a retardation. You did a faggotry. You did a retard again. You did a no growth. I love you. I'm going to lick your balls. I'm going to suck you off and swallow your sperm. I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to watch you enjoy it too. I'm going to have a lot of fun tonguing your scrotum. I'm going to ask if I can lick your taint. You're going to say no. I'm going to lick it anyway. You're going to moan a little bit. I'm going to lick your asshole. I'm going to like it. You're going to ask me to put my tongue inside your anus. I'm going to do it. I'm going to spell out RETARD with my tongue inside your anus. It's going to make you quiver and shake. I'm going to like it. I'm going to be hard. You're going to get hard again. I'm going to drip precum onto the floor. You're going to make me lick it off the floor. I'm going to do it. I'm going to stick my ass in the air. I'm going to wobble my ass to spell out RETARD as you jerk off. I'm going to watch your fat nuts swing in the air below your beautiful penis. I'm going to drool a little bit. You're going to fuck me. Your balls will slap against my taint. I'm going to moan a little bit. I'm going to moan a lot. You're going to call me a faggot. I'm going to call you a faggot. I'm going to cum from you pounding my ass. I'm going to like it. You're going to make me lick that up too. I'm going to spit it back in your mouth. You're going to still be hard. I'm going to suck you off. You're going to wiggle your dick in my mouth. You're going to spell RETARD on my tongue with your dick. I'm going to like it. I'm going to like it a lot. So will you. You're going to cum in my mouth again. I'm going to spit it into my hand. I'm going to put it inside your asshole. You're going to drool a little bit. I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to lick the drool off your face. You're going to say thank you. I'm going to say you're welcome. We're going to watch Wheel of Fortune. You're going to say Give me an R! I'm going to say that's correct. You're going to buy a vowel. I'm going to guess it'll be an E. You're going to buy an E. You're going to say Give me a T! I'm going to say that's correct. You're going to buy another vowel. I'm going to guess it'll be an A. You're going to buy an A. You're going to say you'd like to solve the puzzle. I'm going to solve it first. I'm going to say RETARD. You're going to say that's correct. You're going to say we've won an all expenses paid trip to Jackson Hole. I'm going to tongue your hole again. You're going to like it. I'm also going to like it. I'm going to seat you next to me on the plane. You're going to hold my hand when we take off. You're going to point out landmarks from the air. I'm going to ask you about cloud names. You're going to say you don't know what clouds are named scientifically. I'm going to be sad about that.
>>25636643Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending
>>25636653What the fuck?
>>25636644Juanito's greatest fear was
>>25636658he was freaking the fuck out unnecessarily, which
>>25636660was happening, he was freaking the fuck out without reason
>>25636653"holy faggotry..." said Juanito when he witnessed another gay melty attention-seeking-whore anon post
>>25636699, which made him FREAKIN' THE FUCK OUT even more, after noticing he was freakin' the fuck out for no reason
Three hundred million Indians died
>>25636819>anon doesn't have IP counter extension>why doesn't my thread get traction>literally 2 posters over 54 posts>very clear when number two postedWhy? To what end?
>>25636699Meanwhile, on the other side of Hell, strange things
>>25637084judge truths, speak forms.
>>25637103"Delta aleph squared
>>25637107divided by the RMS of the signal
love blooms
>>25637115and Squanto beams for life.
Come,
there is much
>>25637130to one four three five six eight nine ten
things to
>>25637141Bun.
Michael called Juanito to apologize for the deportation
>>25637148"Hey Juanito I am sorry for the deportation"
>>25637162Come, move.
>>25637145Pluck roots clean, scorch vines.
>>25637167"I like to move it, move it"
Rap Nigger's heart thronged like a gong: I is AWAKED.
As it turns out, everything had been a dream.
>>25637177BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM he rapped.
>>25637177Rap Knuckle cracked his niggers and started
>>25637181GUN!
>>25637182Mic check.
Rap Nigger rapped around the gun in his mouth:
>>25637191BITCH.
>>25637195CUT BITCH, CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER.
I WISH I WAS WHITE I WISH I WAS A CAUCASIAN
>>25636954No job
>>25637199I WISH I COULD RISE ABOVE MY RACIAL STATION
>>25637204>>25637199Op is relentlessly cringe and unfunny
>>25637211Juan?
>>25637211Agreed
>>25637215Hello? Juan? Paging Señor Juan?
PSA: a persistent anon who unironically describes himself as "trollmaster" (lmao) has taken to flooding the thread with unusable word salad. You'll recognize his posts when you see them. Ignore or incorporate them at your own discretion.Catbox is down, here's the full story so far in jpg. Thanks for making the thread for me bud, you forgot "continued from >>25628809"
>>25637263What?
>>25637268There's been a lot of drama in the community lately and we need a bulwark against the last of "troll culture" that apparently hasn't completely offed itself from this board
>>25637278huh?
>>25637283Me and OP tried setting up a fun thing for the board and ran it successfully for quite a qwhile then someone probably you came in and started fake OPs and trashing our threads with gibberish and other content. We've discussd with the moderation team and they're looking into it. It helps to know people irl, disphit. your bullshit is on its way out.
>>25637263this nigga is fuckin hopeless, kys asap
>>25637292I am simply trying to keep control of my project. By doing so, I can put all our posts together from the threads (the posts that follow the rule) and create something to get a few laughs out of—for some reason this brings out the worst in people. I suppose forgoing tripfagging earlier in the process was a chink in the project's armor.
>>25637292Juan said.
>>25637324Run through deep doors
>>25637331Jump!
Come, you thieves, hoard.
>>25637320Just sucks I think we pretty much all appreciate what your doing
>>25637335Come, you thieves! Hoard knives!
>>25637320I'll be real, OP, it's mostly on you. You shouldn't have spazzed out at my contributions to begin with. Obviously when I actually make you melt down, I'm gonna want to do it again. My original posts weren't that much worse than the nonsense other anons post in these retarded threads anyway and there was no reason for you to call me out specifically. And then when you started posting "stop ignoring me" pretending to be me, it really pissed me off, so I started pretending to be you in retaliation. In retrospect it was extremely gay, but I had fun, and I'm pretty sure you did too.This sincerityposting is even gayer though, so I'm gonna go back to fucking with you. Just know that it comes from a place of love, and at the end of the day, I'm really just helping your threads stay on Page 1.
>>25637358huh
>>25637371what?
>>25637358All's good, anon. Sometimes I start taking these threads too seriously and I unironically appreciate the reminder to chill out.
>>25637339Get it? Sounds like "one two three four five"
>>25637381Lol I didn't notice wtf
>>25637375You sound like a pussy OP. Oh well. Can't all be winners.
>>25637381Is this what we're supposed to be doing? Is that why my posts never make it in?
>>25637385Love you too buddy.
OP and trollmaster had gay sex with each other
>>25637393Yes, read the rules.
>>25637403Ok. Undo me.
>>25637407Juan, you free boar, thrive, kick heaven.
>>25637410Now I'm rhyming "one two three four five six seven"
>>25637403no we won't
>>25637410RAP RAP RAP RAP I RAP rapped Rap Nigger... rappily.
>>25637415So like: Undo me, survive?
>>25637417I's about t'finna know wha I'm sayn?
>>25635726
Genius. Breathe in, breathe out. I'm a genius, OP said.
>>25637424They're laughing WITH you,
>>25637421This is fucking terrible. Can you skip the ones that are gibberish / unfunnily racist?
>>25637427Damn, and I thought he was skipping mine six seven.
while Trollmaster fucked him
Nuns knew she wore knives, sticks threaten 8
Some true hero drives trucks and levitates, shines!
>>25637432Undo, undo
And some true hero strives
>>25637437Done, you see, survive tricks thread does.
>>25637427Those are his posts, retard
>>25637443Undo me, OP.
>>25637427It is what it is. Which posts are the worst? Curious to see if I agree with you.
and undo these floor drives
>>25637447Wait I have a better one. Wait!
>>25637446There are two halves clearly. The top half is one poster, probably the troll causing all the drama, and the bottom half is more natural, going this way and that way.
>>25637453Nah freak the fuck out guy always makes an appearance. Bit samefaggy but whatev, these threads are gonna be kinda shit until "Trollmaster" gets bored
>>25637453Yup
>>25637457Is OP trollmaster? Or the tripfag? Or the dude posting botched thread compilations? None of them are remotely funny btw and this shit just clogs the first page with spam
>>25637452Won, too... tree.. uhhhhhhhhhhhh... for, phive... uhhhhhh... SEX! Uhhhh, splevin. Yeah, splevin.
>>25637462Literally all of them. Is the compilation actually botched? Always happy to revise it if I've misspelled or missed a post, but you're gonna have to point it out.
>>25637453I've noticed this pattern too. It's always the same one anon trying to force a coherent thing who then starts going meta and spazzing out when someone else starts posting. It's either the anon who is trying to do the thread xirself or some freak xey attracted. Either way, yikes.
>>25637466You're all of them literally? Why? What's the funny part?
>>25637468I have severe mental health issues.
>>25637464It's hilarious that when anyone on this website starts to enjoy anything at all just a little bit too much the nemesis autist comes out of the woodwork to ruin it. There is someone out there dedicating his days to frustrating and reducing the fun of people on a tiny hobbyist forum that he will never meet. I just wish could witness them in the moment of the act.
>>25637481I think it's worthwhile that he's actually freaking counting the words in each post to ensure that the people paying attention and doing the needful are included in the final version. That is my two cents.
>>25637466R U OK
>>25637474Yes we can see that here: >>25637476Lmao stop feeding the trolls
Why is there so much drama in this community?
>>25637464Freaking the fuck out.
>>25637509Barricading myself in the bathroom. Trembling. Frightened. Waiting for
>>25637511someone to kill me or hold me. I'm freaking the fuck
>>25637511and then he went
shivers ran down his spine
