The Book I ordered last week just arrived. Let's open it up together.
A Nietzsche thread died for this
>>25637651Nietzche would support survival of the fittest(in 4chan thread terms)
Worst. Thread. Ever.
>>25637646Looks like the sort of book I might take a look at if left in someone's room for a while on my own.When I visit people I always make sure to examine their books carefully in case there is anything I need to STEAL.
>>25637663Based
Wait....there's more!
YouTube thinks I'm going to buy one of those. Keeps showing me the ads. Guess I have to.
*breathing intensifies*
>Betty BoopF A G G O T
Kino
>>25637709Maybe I'm a woman anon.
>>25637715Gross
>>25637696>this is...THE book>skip
>>25637709There's nothing wrong with Betty Boop.https://youtu.be/7z3exLMjDzg
Time to break her open.
>>25637728I had a FOB Asian gf in my 20s that loved Betty Boop and Hello Kitty and was the best dick rider the world has ever known.
>>25637744Tribute the section on how to build a forced air iron smelter that's probably in there
>>25637756Fob?
>>25637758Close enough
>>25637769Forward Operating Base
>>25637769Fresh Off The BoatShe was not a domestically raised Asian. An import.
>>25637756My dream was to have an Asian wife to feed the nastiest, flatulence inducing foods to so that I could say that I need to clog her gassy hole as an excuse for wanting anal so much.
>>25637646>Hey Hungry-Minderwhy would your parents name you Hungry-Minder?
>>25637781H
>>25637790Asians think beans are desert. I'd say shooting for a Korean and plugging her full of young kimchi is your best bet.
>>25637772I no-shit had to learn how to do this because I worked at a museum and we had to demonstrate the original indigenous methods. It was the worst because it was hot, you had this gaggle of tourists and you had to beat that thing like a mofo to get it going. I took a survival course (for school), and the guy asked if we knew how to start a fire without a lighter or matches: when I said firebow he laughed out loud. I ask him to please not make me prove it.
Oh I get it, the book is literally called The Book XD
>>25637638>those millennial stomp-clap faux-retro stamps etc.>rEaL ArtIsTs nO ai moral spielcringe
>>25637872Hey buddy, fuck you!
>>25637646>>25637638>he fell for the Youtube shill adsLmaoing at your life. I've always wondered who the people who are buy ad products shilled by Youtubers. Now I know: it's losers on 4chan.
>>25637638>>25637646Cool book package, I like how they put so much effort into it. I hope you enjoy it, Anon.
>>25638268I didn't find this on YouTube actually. I don't get ads on YouTube.
>>25638322How did you find out sbout it? I was bombarded with ads gor it on youtube.
>>25638509Normiegram
This fucking sucks. Op should kill himself.
>>25637697>Yes, we are pedophiles and proud of it.
>>25638861Same thing retard. You watched some normie's video and midway through they did an ad break where they shilled this book. You're a freak who buys shit because an influencer does an ad. Seek help.
I hope op has learned a valuable lesson today. Never effortpost.
>>25639363>showing off a gaudy book you bought made by two Russian fags because of some instagram ad>effortpostingHow brown are you?
>>25639075I liked the idea of a book that contained useful inventions/practices and detailed artistic illustrations, I guess I'm a retard. When the power goes out, you won't be let in to my community anon.
This is the kind of thing sold to guys who buy subscription boxes for "gentlemen." OP has a tweed newsboy hat and a cheap straight razor shaving kit he got off Instagram in the mail.Honestly, I don't mind silly coffee table books since I'm not hung up on every book needing to be a work of staggering literature like the rest of /lit/, but the manufactured pretentiousness of this one offends me.
