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>>25638521I am always disappointed to see this general still gets posted
>>25638523It's nice to have a place to dispel excess creative energy, as well as talk about miscellaneous, tangential literary topics that don't deserve their own threads.
>>25638521Pretty sure I've seen that cat in Egyptian art.
>>25638523do you think?
>>25638526they deserve their own threads OP get a life
I miss my French Leninist friend from college, I still have some of his old books
>>25638523This is as 4chan as it gets b, we aint got no structure or rules here. Ain't no wrong, aint no right. Just thoughts put into writing.Having said that, I dont care much for the assortment of rabble that has gathered here lately.
Idea: put a few hundred spiders in a blender and turn it up to 10.
>>25638523Jokes on you, this is the only thread on /lit/ I camp these days. I only venture out when I finish a book and make a thread on it.
>>25638526>creative energyhalf of every thread is just some oversharing weirdo spamming shit about smoking weed and gooning
>>25638521When the Blue Wave happened a lot of left-wing big Twitter accounts posted nudes in celebration. I mentioned one in the last thread who was very hot but faceless. I guess she enjoyed the attention, because she just posted one with her face in her underwear. She's extremely cute and quite tall. Unfortunately she deleted the nude.
>>25638552Um... ackshually? That's, like, Reddit. Sooo... yeah
>>25638552That's just how fiery his creative spirit is!
Why don’t you post your own cat you sick bastard. These cat pics are not consensual. What has the world come to
Once again, /lit/ is a classical boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_dPm-jP3g
>>25638564*takes pic of you for the next thread*
I've got murder on my mind... Nigga...
>>25638580oh yea? who we hittin?
>>25638547I used to exclusively off-topic post here. Now I spend most of my time off-topic posting on /int/.
Contrary to popular belief, you don't get anything cool to read in prison. The Bible, cheap thrillers, spiritual woo stuff – das it.
i live in the first world and i coasted for the last 20 years. now how do i get a little paid
>>25638602Get your life insurance license.
Turk with the /lit/ fetish
>>25638601I thought you can request stuff?
>>25638608Who was the worst person in Scrubs? I think JD was the worst of them all.
>>25638614I think Dr Cox would actually be horrible to work with. He's great because he's pure spectacle to us, but if we were in his world, it'd be torture. And I love him as a character to watch.
>>25638605yea, i might
>>25638614>>25638621If Elliot wasn't attractive...
Dis niqqa stalking a gotdamn CAT
When I was with you I briefly felt like I was a real person.
>>25638609Stuff from the podunk prison library, yeah; and they won't give you anything they personally think is too violent or similar to the crime that got you in the can. So that means nothing with rape or graphic depictions of murder. So when I said thrillers it's really up to the discretion of prison staff.
My newborn daughter keeps waking up every hour to be fed. That wouldn't be such a deal if she sucked on her mother's tits as she's supposed to. Anti-teen-pregnancy ads shouldn't show VDs, but keeping people awake for days.
>>25638649Hmm, why would anyone want to go to prison then?
>>25638647Then why did you treat me like fucking shit?
>>25638621Cox and Kelso were the only realistic doctors.
I'm just a fat fucking Jew.
This fucking guy...
Once again, /lit/ is a NIИ boardhttps://youtu.be/Zi3664zsTzg?si=3ab_n5_3FLRxYqgZ
Does anybody else have a list of words they often forget?
>>25638700I just use new words until they're ingrained in mind. Pugnacious is one of them, which I turned into puggy. Gonfalon being another, which I made funny joke calling it a goonfalon hahaAlso I knew all those words on your list besides (S-risk because thats not a word), therefore I'm smarter than you. Thats JUST facts
>>25638661I didn’t.
>>25638700I usually don't overthink and don't pay too much attention to this shit
Let's circle back on this and re-engage after walking the dog on it. We'll pre-socialize it at the next sync meeting and give them a suspense date for staffing it. Need someone to crosswalk the requirements and make a tracker. Actually let's make a calendar for partner engagements within the community of interest. We'll build a dashboard in powerBI for it too, will really synchronize and integrate the cross-cutting effort. Need someone to prep the slides for monday's pitch, just a quick overview two-slider and we'll cover the rest in the deep dive meeting with the big boss on-- anon are you alright? anon wha-- holy shit is that gasoline holy fuck did he just HOLY FUCK SOMEONE CALL 911 ANON LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE HOLY FUCK GET THE EXTINGUISHER
gonna go for a massage pretty soon
>>25638721full service?
>>25638700I definitely have words like that but I haven't put them on their own list. Rather, they exist as constant repeats across the index cards and notes apps of my life.
You deserved being raped as a child
Gave my 4000 year old mom a miracle berry tablet, had took one myself, and sat around drinking balsamic vinegar with her and eating citrus. Lemons taste like lemonade, limes taste like limeade, oranges taste like when you finally get that one perfect mandarin out of the red net of mandarins which was made you fool you into thinking they are more ripe than they are. The vinegar tasted like pancake syrup. Mom is too old to make comparisons so the flavors being different than normal was lost on her, but she likes fruit so she just ate the fruit and talked jibberish.If you get a little bit of perspective often a lot of things that you struggled with become clear. A little more and those same things become mysteries again but intractable ones. A little more perspective and the notion of meaning itself sometimes comes apart. Maybe you were touching up a door and a thin drizzle of white paint got on to the carpet, and because you didn't get it right away the only way to remove it now is to cut it out.
Got banned from /int/ award.
America has fallen.
>>25638757Grim
>>25638583Clay Davis.
we should invade Afghanistan again.
You will not apologize because your ginormous ego does not allow you any sense of wrong doing. And you are a womanchild who can’t even think a step ahead. Nobody needs a garbage like you, you would’ve been better chocking to death on your rapist’s dick.
Smoking weed.https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
>>25638771turn off that fag shit and listen to some REAL music palhttps://youtu.be/1WNxnQ39b38?si=nery_4AwzcuZRke5
>>25638770I cannot remember ever hearing a sincere apology from a woman.I have had to apologize to multiple women for the activities of myself in their literal dreams. Granted these were also not sincere, but they had to be non-sarcastic to be acceptable to them.
>>25638780Shut up faggot
Genuinely starting to wish I was just fully gay at this pointEvery interaction with dating app women is this bizarre interplay where she seems to expect me to put on a performative Alpha Male™ personality and/or shower her in money for existing and signals she has 10 replacements for me lined up if I don't fulfill whatever desires she hasThis shit is exhausting, who the hell wants to spend their life with such people? The best sex in the world isn't worth this. I don't care if anyone calls me an incel for not participating.
>>25638792Shut up your filthy dick-sucking mouth
>>25638792Maybe you don't fuck men but you are gay for making this post.
>>25638792The girls on the apps are mostly damaged goods in one way or another. Fat and/or terrified of sex are the most common issues, bad personalities or actual mental illnesses are also uncommon. The last girl I saw from an app confessed at the end of the date that she was staying with friends and living in her car.The girls that let you know they have ten other guys to date do it because girls that don't have something wrong with them (in their view) would have been supplied a man they like either out of an IRL friend circle or by her female friends once the last guy fell through. They are patching up that insecurity, that they are not desirable at that level. Meeting women outside of the apps takes more initial work but you're dealing with a better pool of women.
>>25638781You wanted someone to talk to you. I'm the best you're gonna get, clam.
DUDE!
Anybody got any fidget toys they use when reading? I got my baoding balls but Im looking to expand my arsenal
>>25638802Shut up, faggot
>>25638792For me it's 90% of the time they don't respond after I match with them, 9% we will be having a good conversation before she either abruptly ghosts or unmatches and 1% of the time I get a first date and then she tells me she's not interested. Couple days ago I was having a conversation with a really sweet girl, she even gave me her phone number so we could text, and we were texting really happily I thought until she just abruptly stopped responding. And I see she's been online on POF the entire time. I feel so insulted. Many such cases here unfortunately.
>>25638792This tells me that you're actually getting matches, which is more than 90% of men on dating apps can say. I think you should postpone your descent into pederasty, you've got talent, don't waste it.
>>25638812You deserve being neglected, fucking piece of crap
another day wasted. i was supposed to work on my research but starcaster was live on X so i joined because i have a crush on her and next thing you know i wasted 3 hours and then i got sleepy for i left the stream, but instead of going to sleep i spent another 3 hours mindlessly scrolling on twitter. fucking end me dudes.
>>25638835>on my researchWhat are you researching? :=)
>>25638823Rude.
>>25638744Your mother is a geriatric cock sucker, and so is you
does anybody want a steam code for Psychonauts 2? I'll offer to anyone but /v/
You cannot brush away what I’m saying here just because it’s on anonymous board. I’m talking specifically to you. You, whose middle name is Louise - you are a filthy cocksucking whore.
>>25638842lol
>>25638846Those faggots deserve nothing but a kick in the teeth. /sp/ has politely declined so far. Do you want it?
>>25638851No I was laughing at the fact that you thought that men of our caliber would play that trashAlso I pirate my stuff so i dont need it
>>25638853>men of our caliberlol. You've got me laughing tooalso, it's spelt calibre, yankee dickhead>our caliberlol
>>25638857Heh, you fell for my cleverly placed trap. You fool!:^)
Smoking kief.
>>25638725whatcha mean?
>>25638857>>25638859Also I just looked it up because im an autistic stickler. I was right and you were wrong. You fool! :^)
>>25638865Right about what? Using atrophied English?
>>25638864are they gonna jerk you off?
>>25638872>caring about such trivialities go play your little kiddy game kiddo, since I will no longer respond to you. I got BOOKS to read :^)
Reading Communion right now it's pretty sp00ky
Face reveal. Feeling sp00ky.
>>25638874no, this was a medical deep tissue massage, not the sex kind
>>25638835i hope the topics of your research are procrastination and wasting time, you'll ace it
If it wasn’t you why don’t you just say so
There’s 16 seconds difference between posts. You cannot type and post the text that big in 16 seconds, but you can type it out in advance and copy to buffer if you want to pretend to be different people. 16 seconds will suffice to paste and send.
>>25638924o_o
>>25638679Too much a product of an outdated era.
If it wasn’t you it was worth just saying.
Because it’s hard to communicate that you need help when you were raised as a young conservative, and the only language you were taught was one of supremacy
Eating goulash.
It must be discussed how straight Conservatives have been totally fucking stumped and made stooges by their closeted constituents. They speak conservative Polari themselves without even knowing it, thinking they’re being straight. ‘ I don’t care what anyone does behind closed doors just keep it to yourself.’ indeed lmao. I wonder what part of the country club locker room that one was developed in. Surely the conservative queers have a signal to check for these clueless false flags
Don’t all gay people have synesthesia? I thought that’s what the flags were for
My parents are not environmentalists and I don’t mean on a global scale I mean down to the local level and I mean local. The amount of noise pollution they and their television sets produce is not habitable to children
Had enough flak of absent world? Why don’t you come across the lawn.
You are on anonymous board damn it. You could’ve just said that it wasn’t you.
>>25638940>synesthesiaIs that some fancy name for monkeypox?
Gay yuppies and closeted gay yuppies listening to Matt Savage ‘Oh, so you're one of those sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better to do than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You got nothing to do today? Go eat a sausage and choke on it. Get trichinosis. Now, do we have another nice anon here who isn’t busy, because he didn't have a nice night in the bathhouse, who's angry at me today? Put another – put another sodomite on ... no more replies? I don't care about these bums, they mean nothing to me. They're all sausages’. You know you can see Matt Savage’s penis (don’t want to deadname him) and Alan Ginsberg’s penis in the same photograph?
Just politely nod and smile at the schizo posting incessantly and hope they stop and go away.
If it was you, should’ve said so. It’s over anyways, just give me a closure.
>>25638955Its closeted gay conservative writing day
Finished my goulash. Thinking bout my oneitis & listening to Taylor Swift.https://youtu.be/iAv1Y1YIwm8
>>25638960It's sodomite projection week, it seems.
Happy 4:20AM!
Do any of you fags use Last.fm?Last.fm/user/totenwiking
>>25638966Anon, this is /lit/. It stands for /lit/erature.
>>25638955Yes, this is another example. He thinks he’s being levelheaded, but the whole schizo label is a smoke screen to dispel people who don’t speak Pollari.
>>25638924;)
>>25638969*nods*:)
Reddit says that people don’t owe you a closure, so there’s that. You were never a good person anyways.
>>25638968Off-topic general, buddy.
Boutta crank one out.
The idea was to make the thread inhabitable and let it die out, so that I get to take something away from you too.
/lit/ has been very cruel to me lately to the point where I cannot believe that it was the same people I was so happy to meet a month ago. I will refrain from /lit/ related activities for now because they make me feel guilty and dirty. Will probably keep my Greek studies because it was too much effort, though I don’t enjoy it.
I miss 738
>>25639004>Will probably keep my Greek studies because it was too much effort, though I don’t enjoy it.If you dont enjoy it, then drop it. Whoever is telling you to read Aristotle metaphysics dont know nothing about no Supreme Good.
>>25639010Shut up
>>25639016Sunk cost fallacy is a bitch huh?
I will not to be talked to by filthy faggot like yourself
>>25638521Some people will tell you that late 19th century philologists correctly ascertained the ancient Indo-Europeans came from outside of India or Europe, somewhere between those places but closer to Europe.What they will not often tell you is that they eventually decided that was not the case and that Indo-Europeans actually came from Scandinavia (or somewhere else in Europe). Presumably because the latter belief is absolute nonsense and blows up the narrative they are trying to set up.
>>25639028What I'm trying to say is that whenever learning that people in the past were right about something, you should also remember all the shit they were wrong about. And preferrably reflect on the shit you may be wrong about.
That time I ruined a wedding because I was dancing and forgot deodorant and had really bad BO.
One of the things I miss about old /lit/ was the snobbishness and elitism. How can we bring that back?
>>25639080snobbishness and elitism is gay
>>25638963I’m a closeted conservative homosexual, you dumbass. Do i have to fuck you to make that clear?
>>25639122We need get back to homosexuality. Closeted gay conservatives are the most powerful race in the world
Did i not make it clear that closeted gay conservatives are operators? They get theirs. They’re not scared of being out and they’re not ‘hiding’ in the closet, they are confidently as swiftly fucking eachother freely right under the most allegedly gay-sniffing noses out there, and they can hold office and power, too
>>25639122Nah, its fun. Its probably good if some people actually became culturally elitist. Someone has too.
people should start buying coffee at Dumb Starbucks
>>25639080I doubt its possible, but it is an interesting idea. It could be fun as a roll challenge, like what used to exist on /sig/ threads.
>>25639137Only if they are elite and snobby.
>>25638760ace
Gore might be so disturbing to humans specifically because it's one of the highest Forms getting instantaneously converted into something that is Formless. The idea of cold, dead flesh seems to be a non-starter for humans. It doesn't really provoke any reaction from our minds; it's the lack of a reaction and the dearth of meaning that shocks us.
Personally, I think flagpole sitting is a fad that’s primed for a comeback any day now. What with social media and all.
bro wut? there were already mixed race mutts in the 80s????
>>25638547>I campwhat means this?
>>25638839time travel
>>25638860pipes hurt my throat too much
>>25638880i met a guy that interviewd whitley
>>25639080it's literally still here retard
Are you mad at me because I did not react to your bullying story in a timely manner. Is that what it is?
>>25639217What bullying story?
>>25639218About a guy who said that your body is ugly
>>25639222How did you not react in a timely manner?
>>25639225Fuck off
>Butthurt /pol/ election tourists>EverywhereReport when you get a chance
I miss you.
I miss cocks in my mouth
>>25639204I dont think so
>>25639251No you don’t cruel bitch
>>25639256I’m not the woman with the middle name “Louise” who you’ve been hate-posting about. Leave me the fuck alone, and go seek help.
>>25639259You are a civilian casualty, yet you have to suffer too
>>25639268No, I don’t. Fuck off and take your misogynist diatribes somewhere else.
>>25639270It’s not misogynist if the thot deserves it
>>25639281You can criticize someone’s behaviour without using misogynistic insults??? Anyway, I did NOTHING to you and DON’T deserve it, so leave me alone and stop replying hatefully to my posts.
The retards at /co/ are ‘debating’ Death of the Author again (fucking morons) of course their primary concern is whether or not communist Alan Moore is allowed to say Rorschach is right wing, in which case we should kill Alan Moore. or if Twitter users, interpret Lord of the Rings as gay, in which case we should kill the twitter users
my life improved when i stopped caring about women. i also despise men, so let's not get things twisted
It drives me absolutely fucking mad to hear older people talk about "today’s youth". How spoiled, lazy, and stupid they supposedly are. And then they go on about how *they* had it back in the day, all that "hard work," going out to parties every single night, picking up girls at clubs, serving in the military, and God knows what else. It pisses me off, because why is it the young people’s fault? Kids are a product of their parents. If anyone is to blame, it’s the parents. the ones who didn’t invest enough time in raising their children, and now all they do is complain. Well, obviously a son isn’t going to know how to change the oil in a car if no one ever showed him?? And when it turns out he doesn’t know how, some old idiot blames it on "how stupid today’s youth are", as if he’s refusing to admit (consciously or not) that he and his own generation did jack shit to actually raise these kids, preferring instead to bask in their own self-admiration. Besides, this whole "back in the good old days" argument is complete bullshit; there have always been more idiots in the world than anything else, it’s just that now, thanks to the internet, the idiots are the ones you hear about most often and the loudest. /angstyteenagerblog
>>25639283I’m sorry
Whatever you say or do, I'm still just going to use my superior rhetoric to claim myself the winner and you the loser, soooo you might as well quit playing around and start being my friend :)
>>25638521What's the point of endless suffering in people lives? From nature, to diseases, man itself, God/fate if they exist etc>muh lessonsyou will learn those lessons after 10 min of suffering if you're not retarded, so what's the point of living if you're in pain for a big portion of your life
>>25639315that's just the hand we got dealt in the great cosmic casino. the question is not who did this to us or why, it's: how do we play these cards?
>>25639286what?
>>25638538You're pathetic OP
>>25638547But you're one of the dumbest people on the site
Kill all roommates. Turn your fucking music down. Stop loudly talking on the phone in arabic. Get the fuck out of the kitchen. How is it even possible that someone can take 90 fucking minutes to eat dinner?
There's a kind of beauty to Enlightenment English or French works that even most educated Westerners today have never experienced, because they never dared take the Enlightenment seriously
>>25639342I keep meaning to dabble. Any specific works you would recommend?
>>25639342Hey buddy, what are you talking about? Every has taken one (1) community college course dude weed and their grandmother has a terrible take on philosophy. We're pretty enlightened over here in the west.
>>25639348Start with Opticks and Novum Organum
>>25639334meds
4chan post 2016 is just children trying to reply in a way that would get them bitch slapped IRL. It's tiring. Or maybe they're bots trained to reply that way to deter people from posting anything interesting. There's no way to tell a bot from a zoomer.Anyway I hate niggers and jews, nuke India, nuke the USA, nuke Israel, nuke Africa, jannies are trannies and mods are faggots
>>25639362You're not going to slap shit pussy. Shut the fuck up.
>>25638714You did.
>>25639283SHUT UP KIMBERLY YOU FUCKING COCKNEY WHOOOOOREEEEE!!!!
>>25639179Most of the worst Gore involves people being horribly injured or killed while still being alive. So I don't think you are right. I think people just immediately begin to transfer themselves into victim in those situations and so they wince.Actual instances " getting instantaneously converted into something that is Formless" are disturbing but for completely different reasons. Things like the Byford Dolphin Accident, the Oceangate collapse, or even just footage of a guy getting electrocuted after touching a cable fit your description much better and weren't really gory at all, excepting the fourth diver in the Byford Dolphin incident.
>>25639342The Enlightenment was by far the single biggest mistake in history
>>25639389Think about it from this angleWe don't feel disgusted by a pile of raw beef or chicken. If we were shown a pile of human organs that resembled slaughtered cattle organs, then we might mistake them for cattle organs and so we wouldn't feel very disgusted. But when we see a pile of human body parts and we recognize something human about them, then we're disgusted. It's not the disfigurement of flesh or bone per se that horrifies us, since anatomists work with cadavers all the time. What horrifies us is the juxtaposition between the human figure, which is innately meaningful to us, and a scenario that strips it of all meaning. If you provide us with a scenario where the "gore" is somehow meaningful, such as seeing the hanging of a criminal, that disgust is replaced with a different emotion, which is how humanity has tolerated barbarism and savagery for so many centuries.
SHOCK, SHOCK, SHOCK, SHOCK MY DOG I CAN'T STOP. ALSO WHY ARE THE LEFTIES TRYING TO CLAIM DA BLUE WAVE? LIL BRO WHAT IS YOU DOING? YOUR CANDIDATES PERFORMED THE WORST LIL BRO.
I'm on my way down now, I'd like to take you with me
>>25639451t. the ai revolution
>>25639362
>>25639378>>25639387Leave me alone. You know damn well I’m not Kimberly and have nothing to do with whatever she did to you. If she mindbroke you that badly, then you should check yourself into the fucking psych ward where you belong. Stop replying to my posts.
>>25639319Fuck Harbin
How do you know you're ready to put yourself out there again? 9 years is a long time to be together. It's been about a year since then. Unfortunately, I realized that she gave me a crippling soft spot for women who can sing, to the detriment of my recovery.
>>25639485If it's been a year then you were ready, at minimum, nine months ago. Some of the damage never heals, some of it does, but it's more that some things had atrophied and others need to be rebuilt from scratch."Time heals all wounds" is something you say to someone when you don't have real advice. There are a lot of things just waiting around is never going to fix. She isn't keeping her life on pause, neither should you.
>>25639459See I never really got that. Surely they would want us to waste time on the boards
>>25639498They didn't anticipate the homegrown domestic terrorist vector. Autists are also on the internet.
>>25639485Women who sing or are musicians are a major redflag and will always lead to your unhappiness, anon.
>>25639498my hackles went up at them thinking there was community and board culture on 4chan. that's not what it's here forit's for anime girls and ignoring those who don't understand them
>>25639514Why do you think this?
>>25639524Billie Ellish doesn't respond to my dms.
>>25639524NTA but it's true of all artists
>>25639524Unless she's a devout Catholic who only sings in the church choir, she is guaranteed to have a high body count.
>>25639461Stop shitting up every single thread with your copypasted bullshit. You've been posting the exact same fucking thing over and over again for well over a year now.
>>25639553>Roman Catholic women >Not Omega Giga WhoresRetard, lmao.
>>25639605No.
I can't wait to put it in my mouth
IM SO FUCKING BORED
>>25639630Watch some sport.
Probably gonna get a pussycat pal for my pussycat pal. I hope we find one he'll get along with.
Tender is the night - I watch the loins.
>>25639425We don't feel disgusted by a pile of raw beef or chicken but that's not innate, that is because we are desensitized. I know plenty of frail and denaturalized people who are extremely disgusted by animal offal. Anatomists are not the bulk of the population, and iirc they do have to desensitize to it. In fact they get so desensitized morticians can have lunch next to bodies, even the gnarly ones. People who cheered for a public execution were accustomed to it since childhood. Regardless, I think Barbarism and savagery are more normal than the non-barbaric and non-savage states of man; it is a comforting lie than humans are naturally averse to them. Granting that barbarism and savagery meaningfully exist, of course.
Took one sip of coffee and immediately I need to shit. Amazing.
the girls in my dorm drew hearts on my door
>>25639691I like to think you did this immediately after entering a bookstore. And are Japanese.
I'm nothing more than a fat fucking Jew.
Thoughts after a week on twitter>the stuff that gets popular on this app is really dogshit>there's really not much on X intellectually besides the land moldbug BAP marxist race scientist etc shit you see on /lit/>endless sea of quirky observations and quotes>xeets translated from spanish, turkish etc. are noticeably low IQ>xeets translated from chinese are usually high IQ>xeets translated from japanese are almost always cringe with a childish perspective on the world>on all the topics i care about, i feel significantly more educated than the people are on this app>feel like it's a pure waste of time
>>25639748took you a week, huh?
podcasts have replaced books for meso much new shit to listen to it's insane
>>25639763And you can play games while you listen to them too! It's an awesome way to double up on your slop consumption :=)
>>25639767audiobooks + games makes medicine of the poison
>>25639763Aren't 99% of podcasts just friend simulatorsif you wanna learn they're not really effective
>>25639769>audiobooks + games makes medicine of the poison
>>25639773you can give pigs medicine in the slop, you understand
I started using AI to generate cute women and now I think I have psychosis
Assuming I don't have a suit on or something like that, how long do I have to stay laying around in the sidewalk after I lay down on it before I become a stinking shitty bum? I think that would relieve me of some of my corrosive responsibilities.
>>25639778>He-hon-he-hon He-hon-he-hon
>>25639784intelligent piggies with rich inner lives eating medicine in the nutrient-rich poop they pig uponfor the slaughter, still
>>25639628Put what?
O PiggyHeeeere Piggy Piggy PiggyWhat doth dolphin-thoughts lay in piggy piggy form?You pig, youLook at you!PigDogs are way stupider, loyal thoughNot much time left for the inner lives of dogsPiggie! Dimuntive chubby piggy pig.I bet you love this, don't you?
We should watch another movie together.
>>25639798...can it be naked lunch?
>>25639771wat
>>25639799no, it must be porn
>>25639767you're probably thinking you're very smart, don't you?
>>25639806what do you mean 'wat'?!?
>>25639810naked lunch is pornwhat if i just read you naked lunch?
I understand why Nabokov spoke of other authors the way he didWhen you feel that you're at that level in some discipline, you simply lack the sense of amazement towards the greats that other people have, and only feel that toward a handful of figures who still clearly tower above you
>>25639820When your wife lets you write Lolita I bet nothing hits better
>>25639820All that "level" and he will forever be the guy who wrote the pedo novel and another novel made for academics to jerk off to (pale fire), while in 2432 people will still read and laugh and cry with dosto, for example...cold technician using the excuse of aesthetics to cover for the fact he doesn't have a soul beyond Aristocratic Fuck #343
>>25639828An entire eastern island nation enraptured across foreign language in name of your pederastic novel, pornographic tags aboundImagine
>>25639763Disgusting utilitarian Angloid mindset.
Hey pigYeah, youHey pig, piggy, pig, pig, pigAll of my fears came true
>>25639815wat wat in da butt
>>25639848Admit to me right now if you ever reply to yourself in these threads.Do it now.
Daytrading all my money away
>>25639748https://vocaroo.com/1CD0MlMJhPAf
>>25639748now do 4chan
>>25638521Consecutive generations of interracial sex, its consequences on society and the individual. How to survive as an Aryan in race-mixed modernity.
>>25639877Let go nigga but also fuck a white woman and treat her with respect of all things lmfao!
>>25638521Read Arthur de Gobineau, they said. It's goona be great, they said.I did and now I'm obsessed with having interracial sex. It's so sad that we don't have no modern de Sade guy around to re-write his books but with more sex parts than just "and then the Aryans mixed with the black/yellow/mulattos".
>>25638521Shieet I need to get an actual copy of the full volumes of Gobi. Stuff is actually dark and fucked up but in an interesting sort of way.
Keeping an eye on my friends with parents who own their house so as soon as their parents perish I can ask, "cool if I move in?"
frens, do you guys feel like it is easier for girls to get benzo prescriptions than it is for girls? because i'm a guy with crippling uncontrollable anxiety and no doc will prescribe me benzos. i've gotten ssris, hydroxyzine, propanolol, and buspirone, BUT NO BENZOS. but i always hear about so many girls with benzos.
>>25638521The day had to come when posting full excerpts on /lit/ no longer provided for a good enough adrenaline kick.Ahh, the level of fucked up I have reached.
>>25639878I don't understand. What do you mean?
>>25639910I know a doc who trades sexual favors for prescriptions. Anyway, yeah, there's probably some bias in thinking it's more believable for a woman to have anxiety than a man, or at least on the level of requiring a benzo, which is funny, because most benzo addicts I've known have been women (then again, as I write this, this could merely be symptomatic of the fact more women do in fact have anxiety, which obliterates my point -- shit).
>>25639893Oddly enough I also have a version of this fetish. And I also had a race-science and anthropology phase. It's really fucking stupid.No one told me there was a chance pursuing this interests would turn me into a spergy version the /V/ tile guy.
>>25639917ALL the women succin the dih for benzos
>>25639938I really don't see the appeal, opiates are a thousand times better. But maybe you need severe anxiety to enjoy it.
nothing gets so bad a whisper from your father couldn’t fix it
I want to drink more coffee but I have severe heartburn from the first cup of the day. Quite the pickle.
>>25639976I eat something before I drink coffee so my tummy doesn't get upset
>>25639817Why?
damn i just gooned like all day daylight savings sucks by the time u finally nut on a saturday it's already dark out
>>25640009You're right, I just ate a bowl of noodles and both the heartburn and mental resistance at another cup are gone. Making another now. Thanks.
i swear to god this building is mad noisy when i'm tryna goon makes it impossible to get a nut off people slamming doors going in and out of the stairwell running the shower etc. then u finally bust and now it's a ghost town i heard one fucking door slam since
>>25638521>Want to jerk off>Say "I'm not going to do that until I do [thing X]">Endlessly procrastinate [Thing X] >Never jerk offI cracked the meta.
Why can't I just focus on one book at a time? Why do I have to get midway through one, put it down, then begin another one? This never happens with fiction books, only non-fiction books.
>>25640081hmm i might try that
dude i gooned so much it actually put me in the mood to have sex with a chick like i was watching this super hot scene with cindy starfall and i was like yeah edging for nine hours is pretty nice but man i kinda want to fuck then i busted
>>25640078Make the Cleric Beast noise before you start jerking off instead of while you bust.
>>25639877I ran a full genetic screening of your germinal tissue and you are FAR from pure Aryan seed, deeply corrupted and unclean.
>>25639877I think you may have a degradation fetish, desu.>>25639896He has great breadth, but suffers from 19th century disease (at minimum 50 - 60% of all his factual claims are empirically wrong). Just enjoy the experience and observations from a genuinely bright, original, and very cultured individual without taking it too seriously.Reading him allowed me to get a really subtle joke in one of the my favourite novels. I may be the only one alive who does.
>>25640092>>25640078>>25640060NO ONE cares lil bro
now i need a big ass protein shake i'm thirsty af
I was going to see Primetime at the cinema today but didn't go even after buying the ticket online because I would've felt self conscious about seeing millenial-bait and people would look at me and think I fell for the trailer. I think movies are just essay-fodder for basedlennials.I started binging 10 days ago and my weight has gone up almost 20 lbs. I plan to stop binging after tomorrow. I spent a few minutes listening to music from the video games Burnout 3 and To y Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and it's insane to me that I can have nostalgia for things that happened 20 years ago.I am remembering seeing The French Dispatch in the cinema in late 2021. What a pleasant memory.My job is insanely boring. It's a fully work from home one and I do not give a fuck about it anymore. I'm saving a lot of money but my life is stagnant.I'm getting serious "circle of life" feelings when seeing the USA elections and seeing experienced meme politicians crashing out while fresh faced ones go in the house for the first time. It's kind of relatable to a wagie because even senators amount to nothing in the end.The winter/autumn so far has been a very disgusting one. There hasn't been a single day where it's cold and dry. In 2026, being outside of approximately 3 cities per country is basically a humiliation ritual. I must be the only conscious person within a 50 mile radius.
>>25640122>basedlennialsif you're curious this is where I stopped reading. Thanks for letting me know about that movie, though.
How about for the next thread we do: write your snorts? Maybe even: write your chorts?Then we can lovingly fill up the thread with the sounds of our snorts and chorts (chortles). Snnnnrgh. Chaaogh. Chuuuuugh. Schagh.
daily affirmation:i am not a goyim
*snaps a picture of your cat*heh, nothin personnel... kitty
>>25640137loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>25640137yea. the image you formed in my head was pretty funny
>>25639799Why Naked Lunch?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y07vGKqQn4damn this goes hard
i hate fucking redditors who think theyre oh so hilarious with their little zingers. did some new yorker with a blog write about this place? whats with the influx of these creatures
>>25640215i am a new yorker with a blog>>25640212sick
>>25640217when i posted that i did not see the post above that was pure coincidence
>>25640215Lil bro got bazinga'd. Many such cases.
>>25640122londonfrog?
>>25640215this place is all low iq normies now
>>25640234Look at this dood. Say something brilliant right now, GO. Also, triple digits is not low. It's average.
Oneitis left me on read again.
>>25640283So read a book then nigga
Every fourth time I piss or so (so about once a day), I leak drops of piss for the following 20 minutes or so. It's incredibly annoying. Anyway to fix this? Besides wearing a diaper or one of those new soaking pads that looks like a cup I've seen ads for.
>>25640308Stick your fingers back behind your balls and press up and forwards to shove the piss out of your dick. You should've learned to do this on your own when you were 14. It's basic hygiene.
>>25640287Might just kms instead.
>>25640318Yeah, well, not only did I not have a father, but I had severe phimosis I had to solve on my own at that time, so chill. Anyway I'll try that, thanks.
warning: graphicBack when I first starting jacking off, I used to close my foreskin over my dick so the cum would get trapped inside. It actually feels incredible. But I'm not sure if it's unhealthy or even dangerous so I haven't done it since.
>>25640323being able to pinch off ur foreskin to hold the cum back can be real life saver when edging
>>25640321>I not have a fatherwell at least u qualify for affirmative action
>>25640321You do this every time after you piss, by the way. Not just when you dribble.And get a bidet. If you don't have a bidet you're just trucking balls of shit around on your ass all day. You can get a thing that looks like the sprayer on your sink off Amazon for like 30 bucks and install it yourself in less than a minute.
>>25640330Pro tip. Sometimes the nut is too big. Have a back up plan.
>>25640336>just trucking balls of shit around on your ass all dayWho cares? It's cool
>>25640336about the bidet tho how do u know ur ass is really clean? like what if there's a sticky chunk still up there? also how do u dry ur ass? toilet paper will disintegrate with all that water, so do u like use a towel? that sounds mad nasty due the aforementioned sticky shit chunks
>>25640308squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste instead of shaking it
>>25640336What the hell does a bidet have to do with my piss?
Just took a disgusting, meaty poo.
>make a sandwich for my 19 year old zoomette gf>add a sprinkle of crushed red pepper as usual>her: "this is too spicy, i can't eat it">mfw
>>25640341You spray until you know it's clean. When you're new you use some toilet paper after to dry up and that also lets you check for shit. The water does something like 700 or 800% better a job than dry ass toilet paper does though, if I was trying to estimate it. You'll never any chunks of shit after using a bidet like you do sometimes even with aggressive toilet papering.When I take a shower I dry my ass with a bath towel. That gets hung up on the rod. After I shit and wash my ass off with the bidet I dry my ass with the same bath towel. It's a white towel. There's never any shit on it. I've had and used a bidet since I returned to the states from living abroad in my 20s. Never have I had any shit streaks in my underwear, shit on a towel, etc. You think your ass is dirty with shit because it is because you don't have a bidet. If you did you would know with a bidet it's a clean as after you take a shower when you're done.
>>25640363I clean my ass with Cottonelle wetwipes and I dry my ass the same way after a shower, never any poop on the towel either.
>>25640363i just take a shower after i take a shit even if it's an inconvenient afternoon shit or whatever i jump in real quick and wash the anus
>>25640343If you are a piss dribbler you also probably don't know how to clean your ass right, which requires either a shower or a bidet. That's what one has to do with the other.
>>25640369this morbidly obese fat guy who left for medical leave and got fired because he never came back to work left a drawer full of "dude wipes" in his office, i thought maybe it was just that his ass was blown out from being a 40 year old homosexual male, but maybe he was onto something hygienic
>>25640348Alpha industries fishtail parka or an M65 from any place that makes one that you like the look of
I think the source of all my pain is that my self is not some fixed thing I can locate. It's always outside myself, something that has to be obtained and built anew each day, always becoming and never being.
>>25640369I will use wet wipes if there is no bidet around. If it's a public restroom I get paper towels wet in the sink and carry them into the stall. But do yourself a favor and get a bidet for home use. It's faster, you don't have to dig around in your own ass with your fingers, and it doesn't generate a bunch of shitted up waste paper that you either have to put in the trash or hope your toilet can choke down. If you get a bad clog with fucking wet wipes you're going to be giving a plumber 400 bucks to snake it out, and even if they usually go down fine that's not a guarantee they always will.
>>25640371I normally get my coffee in so the shit comes out so the shower takes care of it for the day. But the bidet is there in case I'm off schedule. Don't have to shower then if showering is inconvenient. It's my house, I set it up right.
saturday nightNEW>>25640395>>25640395>>25640395NEWstan brakhage edition
>>25640396I'm not done talking about piss and shit
>>25640152Because I love WSB. We can watch Queer too, or old french impressionist moving paintings
>>25641391Why do you get to pick the movie?