I, for one, congratulate all the authors on their achievements and admire their dedication.But who has achieved the most?
Again?
>>25638748This board currently and consistently hosts threads for Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest, etc. Yet for some reason this is the thread you ask this question in.
>>25638748Again.
>>25638739this again?
>>25638739>subtle shill thread for T. Jeet Johnson new garbageReminder that that jeet was retarded enough to change the cover of his other book with this.
>>25639999original cover was better
>>25639999Better than Bore's boring covers
Has anyone bought one of these books?
>>25640240>this bucket of dry shit is better than that other bucket of wet shitNo shit.
>>25640072Literally everybody with eyes agrees on that. But the jeet is probably trying to bang the (retarded) artist, so he insists the new one is better.Jeets. Not even once.
>>25640072Not sure if you're into feet or snails
>>25640263>anon can't think without his libidio>lacks the imagination to picture someone who can
>>25638739>who has achieved the mostThe only one with any amount of artistry is Dodo. A bit /pol/ at times, but surprisingly good nonetheless.
>>25640302No, you jeets can't think without your libido. (That's how it's spelled, street shitter.)Is she white? Be honest, you dalit. We might show you leniency.
>>25640255nope
>>25640255/lit/ doesn't read.
>>25640335
>>25640366I can also take a picture with a knick-knack I keep on my shelf without ever opening it.
>>25638739>hip, sharply dressed industry types are mingling, dancing and drinkingHahaha this poor faggot really desperately wants to be one of them, he craves success (the shallow, shiny version of success his childish brain can understand), but his utter lack of talent will forever keep him from achieving it. He'll always be a poor, cringe nobody. Sad. Many such cases.
>>25640328>no u>minor spelling errorWith an imagination like this it's no wonder you write what you write
>>25640502No imagination necessary to picture a retarded jeet riddled with inferiority complexes and simping for a white bitch in the vain hope of getting a crumb of premium grade AAA+ (aka white) pussy.And what do you mean "what you write"? I never posted anything in these threads. You need to be retarded to do so.
>>25638739Jesus Christ.
>>25640510No imagination indeed. I can imagine what you write.
>>25638739My own book. It's currently at 90k words and it's already the greatest read of all time.
>>25638739is that the same mack of daddy mack fame?
>>25640672Same guy who wrote Corndog Zen. I looked the new book up on Goodreads and it looks like it has decent reviews.
>>25638748>>25639993Fuck you! I visit sporadically and its nice to get some common board culture that I have never viewed.
>>25640788>another thread kept alive by Boors obvious samefagging
>>25638739That Dodo book seems interesting.
>>25640825Im from /tv/ mostly but I get some threads that I can understand. Sometimes Its books that are so esoteric that I cant even decipher the main theme.
>>25640829>>25640316Agreed. Liking what im reading. Im barely hearing about it.
>>25640829>>25640835There's the whole book for free: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n7yZYutBzl1s0kIpc8ILwJe11BDoZ3jW/view
>>25640947Thanks! Ill try it out but have no clue what its about. Is it a new darling author or a classic? Is it someone on 4chan's attempt at the great american novel?
>>25640952New author, sci-fi plot about Superintelligence going rogue but it's not a techno-thriller, it's introspective, rant-prone, about pretty much everything from love to philosophy to the way technology changes humans, to dealing with unfixable trauma. Difficult to label but the prose is very good, it reads easily and pretty much every page has some interesting reflection or something funny going on. Every once in a while I open it at a random spot and read a few pages.
>>25640952>great american novelThe author is a spaghetti so no lol.
>>25640969Im liking it if it is a little melancholy. >>25640971Wasn't there a great author that had english as his second or third language?
>>25640998>Wasn't there a great author that had english as his second or third language?Nabokov? Fewer hot little nymphets here unfortunately.
manuscript finalized. audiobook recorded. my epic revenge western horror/thriller.release date Dec 1 - make sure and read The Dark Triad and King of L.A. to prepare yourself for the spectacular trilogy conclusion ;)
>>25641030Dude, stop trying. It's over. Nobody cares. Posting your stuff here was a mistake, now everybody knows for a fact you're garbage and they don't need to bother with you. I mean, Christ, your shit is comically bad. It's even difficult making fun of it because the reality is more ridiculous than the mockery.>>25640570You can't imagine much. Or write much. Or do much of anything, really. Your level is perfectly clear.
>>25638739None of them has achieved anything desu
>>25640947The Chemical Divorce is also free on RR if anyone on /lit/ wants to check it out:https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/176028/the-chemical-divorceAnyone in a magical order or mystery school should really appreciate it.
>>25640998Conrad.Interestingly, I recall an ESL on this board complaining about him because he found him more difficult to read than English authors of the same period.
>>25641511The sentence structure is difficult in another language. Im trying out Korean and japanese and everything is close to backwards. It doesnt flow naturally to my english thought process.
>>25641030Good luck! Ill give it a try. I like Elmore Leonard since it was the 2nd author I tried reading after stephen king.
>>25639423what happened with this?
>>25642183It released just about two years ago. The best-of was a one-and-done, so that's it. There's the print copy pictured, and the PDF of it is free along with all the pieces up individually on the website:https://the-best-of-amp.github.io/
>>25640779oh i'm a huge fan. is it basically corndog zen 2?
>>25638739how much do these cost?
>>25642650The Chemical Divorce by Frank Zeist is free on Royal Road with ads or $.99 on Kindle
>>25642650Most were posted on /lit/ for free in one thread or another.
>>25641878Enjoy them anon.I've been reading Elmore lately too. Ryan's Rules and Mr. Paradise were solid fun little crime stories, but the characters weren't that memorable, just the clean paired down smart crime stuff he's great at. Forty Lashes Less One was awesome and is probably my favorite thing I've ever read from him, and I'm in the middle of Freaky Deaky which a little weird but entertaining through a few chapters, you could tell he expected every book in this part of his career to be adapted into a movie.
>>25642748>ElmoreMy problem with this faggot is that he explicitly wrote novels to be adapted to movies, so he removed all the "dead weight" which is actually what makes a novel worth reading.
>>25642880>explicitly wrote novels to be adapted to moviesSo he was smart?
>>25638739Alright I'll start oneEither SF or contemporary military.Where should I post it?
>>25641057What a sad little poster
>>25643532Sacrificing a good novel for a good screenplay isn't necessarily smart. It's a choice.
>>25643692You just can't help yourself, you have to reply to every criticism, it's stronger than you. Posting your shit here really wasn't a good choice, you just exposed yourself as an effeminate narcissist, not just a shit writer.
>>25643712>is NJB in the room with us right now?
>>25643711obsessing about form is fucking gay. a good story is a good story, period.
>>25643712Go ahead and project some more insecurities onto me aka anonymous
>>25642456very cool
>>25643765>I have to share a board with this sort of illiterate down syndrome subhumans
>>25643667here
>>25645930I meant what site, RR, AO3, SB?I'll definitely post the link here
>>25647012NTA but>RROnly really good for super restrictive types of genre fiction. Contemporary fiction need not apply. SF you might be able to get away with but only if you make it like every other successful webnovel out there.>AO3Mostly only for fanfic.>SBSpace Battles? Never even heard of it.Alternatively, self-publish for free on one of the many platforms like Amazon KDP, B&N Press, Kobo Writing Life... But you haven't even written your work yet so you're far from having to worry about any of this
