Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending. Continued from >>25636369Meanwhile, in Scotland, an old
Story so far: https://gofile.io/d/UtAKk52z
>>25642305man decided to vote Democrat.
>>25642308AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN FRANCIS XINA, DOO
>>25642325He was old and Scottish
>>25642434a man of bad
>>25642687breeding and worse manners. "FOOKIN COONT" he
>>25642792said, freaking the fuck out about something unclear to everyone involved, including
>>25642817God, who also freaked the fuck out
>>25642818every time John had impure thoughts, which was
>>25642821always happening, which was understandable considering how rapeable his coworkers were
>>25642831which made John freak the fuck out, thinking about rape,
>>25642851It was Anna, in particular, the one who, most often, caused
>>25642855the day, to when fall
Rap Nigger's rippling lips rip rapped
>>25642900I'S GOING I'S COMIN I'S GOING I'S COMIN I'S WAKED
and then
he fell asleep
>>25642906and awoke, slept, woke up, sleeping
>>25642907with his snapback football nig hat snugly
>>25642910clatched 'bove his bugeyed american african stare stared lidwise sleeping
bump
>>25642912done blue
>>25642914100 million Indians died
no they're good lol
>>25642307So we don't need to match post numbers or this isn't OP's compilation?
Does the person who makes these threads do heroin or watch Scrubs?
>>25643261(not)
>>25643265>>25643262I have a dedicated subroutine in Grok that organizes the posts into the pdf. It misses a few things but hey it cracks me up! The concept just works.
>>25643234200 million Indians were born
>>25643262Do match post numbers. Posts that don't may be ignored or thrown depending on how I'm feeling when compiling
>>25643457And they all changed gender but not sex because y’all can’t
>>25643457And they all changed gender but not
>>25643526sex because y'all can't. 500 million
>>25643536Deutschmarks for Hitler's Walkman on eBay
>>25643543What a bargain!
>>25642286>>25643311not my post btwAll pages lovingly hand-crafted, sometimes copypasted and sometimes retyped, so there are occasional typos (always appreciate them being pointed out)
Who's Hitler? Who cares! What's a Walkman? Time to find out!
>>25643557which post are you continuing anon?
>>25643546And that's when the raping started
>>25643563in earnest. Sweaty
>>25643572, yet composed
>>25643611a splendiferous classical symphony of farts
>>25643620(When the troll shoots over the wordcount im just gonna continue from where he should have ended)lot. Those two hundred Indian newborns instantly died btw. Anyway,
>>25643642kek ngl that's gonna make it even harder to compile anon, but I appreciate the fastidiousness
>>25643557heroin
>>25643642the raping began slowly and sensuously, softly lit by the flickering candlelight
>>25643666Until a turd appeared ferociously
>>25643668(Where the troll doesnt use up his words i will take the rest)Preparing a hot meal for two diseased orangutans and
>>25642305get this fucking garbage off the board already
>>25643714Your hate only makes us stronger
>>25643550You'll get tired of ruining my threads eventually. The idea will outlast you, loser. Always does.
>>25643706one orangutan that was just queasy.
And he ran screamingly toward the
>>25643732Hot Topic
>>25643714I'm pretty consistent with the thread names (it's always gonna start "/lit/ writes" or "/lit/ continues", i've learned my lesson about "/lit/ concludes"), should be easy enough for you to filter if it really bugs you. Or you could help make it less garbage!
>>25643642do it bitch, I ain't counting words for this retard shit
>>25643642>>25643706This isn't OP; Grok automatically includes all posts. The guideline obviously is for fun, it makes you think about your shitposts. You'll see every official post includes everything even the trolling. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>25643714It's funny approximately twice a year separated by 6 months.
>>25643736Nah, retard, we'll just all report it as off topic, which it is... it's literally shitty spam...
>>25643737Hey as long as you're havin fun that's all that matters!
>>25643747Seven six five four three two one!
>>25643746We're writing a short story thoughbeit, how could it get any more /lit/ than that?
"Fuck Grok, Fuck OP, Fuck Fake OP, Fuck Trollmaster, Fuck Melty Anon, Fuck Juanito, Fuck Michael, Fuck Everyone Except RAP NIGGER !!!!!"
>>25643753You must be a tourist.
>>25643746Fucking kill yourself you humorless can't. You do not make this board better.
>>25643758t. OP (who is all of them)
>>25643761said the Hot Topic clerk. "Welcome to Scotland!" The store
>>25643762t. OP who spams his own thread keeping it on page 1
>>25643767wasn't actually open. This was a mistake.
>>25643773One could be
>>25643776done who skis for fivepence.
>>25643780That's an old Scottish saying that means "not very bright"
>>25643780The effrontery of five aggressive Grade 9 Dennis Lehane novels
>>25643786one duty for five ships' aggression.
>>25643788All of your base belong to us!
And now, I'm going to scran albondigas (with gay abandon).
>>25643792Juan too?
>>25643793Juan too, undo.
>>25643796And Squanto's free for night shifts.
>>25643799And the thread troll persevered despite knowing one day
>>25643799Squanto "Freeform" Brandeis-Hicks? Heaven's bait! My brain can never
>>25643801—JUAN?!—
>>25643803Yes, Juan too.
>>25643796>>25643793shill
>>25643800t b h it's been rewarding watching him come around and gradually put more effort into his number rhyme posts
>>25643809But OP you're the only Juan that would recall 6+ threads ago. Do better at samefagging! We can tell!
Will OP figure out there are multiple anons fucking with the shitty thread? Will OP go on believing it's one poster? It is not clear which is funnier.
>>25643812Juan too?
>>25643816The second one is obviously funnier, how is that not clear?
>>25643816he doesnt have the ip tracker ext so yes he is retarded and spams his own threads
>>25643820>op respondedhaha jfc
>>25643804>>25643803shill
>>25643825I'm a man of the people.
>>25643804Everybody was at the
>>25643834greatest thread on 4chan
>>25643834Iranian embassy for lunch
>>25643836flinging shit and running gay ops
>>25643839on OP
>>25643860 what do we do when the post ends in zero?
>>25643863Zero means ten.
>>25643863u just ignore it
Kidnap a street junkie.
>>25643866No one will notice. Your intentions
>>25643867are to clean her up. Pygmalion. Not
No one can, spread misinformation, about masturbation,
>>25643869clean clean her up. You can work with the
>>25643871hollowed
>>25643875face, the underbite. You
>>25643877can wash clothes. It will help if
>>25643877can wash her greasy hair and put
>>25643878you crush up baby aspirin to help her
>>25643880go deaf. And now you have a leg up, Pygmalion.
>>25643884Manage her cocktail with
>>25643885more uppers. Don't gouge out
>>25643888her eyes. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kelly_Anne_Bates –You don't want that
>>25643890situation on your hands. You have a deaf junkie house
>>25643892Full of
>>25643897explosives and very clumsy hobos with lighters
>>25643900As well as Indians who just ate lots of curry.
>>25643892monkey. She
>>25643907is yours. You are taking good care
>>25643907is a shemale
>>25643909of her. Her liatkcoc you give her and push
>>25643917her into the shower and she lets
>>25643919you wash her. She can still speak even though
>>25643921Niggers
>>25643921she's
>>25643925deaf, but she speaks less
like Helen Keller but instead more like Charles Nelson Reilly.
>>25643930now. She sits on tucked legs calmly on your couch.
>>25643936Still a junkie, still deadeyed, though
>>25643938less so with the uppers, but she's thin
>>25643950and clean and you're learning American Sign Language and she's
>>25643954learning American Sign Language.
>>25643956It's fun to learn new things
>>25643956She signs, "Who are you?" "You're
>>25643960one stupid junkie," you sign back. Her hands flap, "I
>>25643964think I'm pregnant." "LMAO,"
>>25643966you sign, "Two stupid junkies?" You're
>>25643967getting bored of this. Maybe a junkie
>>25643972that can
>>25643973hear and not
>>25643976see would be better. You start
>>25643977thinking up an exit plan. She never
>>25643979left your place. You don't think she knows where
>>25643981she
>>25643984is, so you waggle
>>25643985your fingers in her face,
>>25643987"I need you to run to the
>>25643989store." In response she uses her right hand to
>>25643993wipe drool from
>>25643996her mouth. You start thinking. Kidnap
>>25643997a street junkie. Nobody will know. And
>>25644000your intentions are to clean her up. You're Pygmalion. Not
>>25644002clean clean
>>25644005her up. You can get
>>25644009antibiotics. You can learn how to do makeup. It
>>25644010will help if you mix up some antifreeze lean to
>>25644013help her go
>>25644014blind. Now you have
>>25644020two. Now your life has meaning in a way it
>>25644022did not.
>>25644024Blindy talks a lot.
>>25644027She is not going to learn American
>>25644030Sign Language. You become an interpreter between your two junkie
>>25644035women. Your lean, cleaned up,
>>25644039but not clean clean, princesses. They talk to each
>>25644042other a
>>25644044lot through you but
>>25644046never directly. Now you start to
>>25644054worry. The girls had
>>25643550
>>25644058some accidents resulting in the below list of
>>25644061injuries
>>25644064and we need to
>>25644069explain ways that theseaccidentally happened, to you know,
>>25644071explain
>>25644073to the readers.
>>25644077So they don't suspect you. We really
>>25644078Overdosed on mango chunks and now I'm turning
>>25644078can't be blamed for the following injuries if
>>25644081they
>>25644081Ronald
>>25644088really did it to themselves, clumsily: Blindy: Scalding
>>25644090Have more than the minumum required stamps for the purchase
>>25644091to
>>25644093Ejaculating pure ramen
>>25644095her buttocks and left leg.
>>25644096And the last thing Winona saw
>>25644097Deafy: Burns on her thigh caused by
>>25644099Was 18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram
>>25644102the application
>>25644104Stein airbase gayly fucking
>>25644105of a hot iron. Blindy:
>>25644107A fractured arm. Deafy: Multiple stab wounds
>>25644111caused
>>25644114by knives, forks and
>>25644117scissors. Blindy: Stab wounds inside her mouth.
>>25644121Deafy:
>>25644123Crush injuries to
>>25644124both hands. Blindy: Mutilation
>>25644126of her ears, nose, eyebrows, mouth,
>>25644128lips and genitalia. Deafy: Wounds caused by a
>>25644133spade and pruning
>>25644136shears. Blindy: Both eyes gouged out.
>>25644139Later stab wounds to the empty eye sockets. Deafy:
>>25644140Partial scalping. You can visualize the uniformed pigs. You see
>>25644143them ringing the
>>25644146disengaged doorbell. You can hear them
>>25644148banging, that loud loud banging rattling your door.
>>25644151At
>>25644152some point.
>>25644153But Deafy, Blindy,
>>25644158they're unharmed. In reality. It's a sort of
>>25644161paradise
>>25644163at your place.
>>25644164For a donation, you
>>25644168decide, you can part with them, give them
>>25644170a better home. There are people interested you discover. Online.
>>25644171Not
>>25644174online online, but the
>>25644176other online. You see them, or
>>25644176subliminal telepathic connection type of online.
>>25644181people
>>25644186they sent, and to your neighbors,
>>25644188not that you have any, they look like
>>25644188crawling behind your walls, always listening, never tiring,
>>25644189Secret Service—maybe they are—and you see them
>>25644192ringing the
>>25644192not uneasily
>>25644193heavenly bells of
>>25644193disengaged doorbell. You
>>25644197can hear them banging, that loud loud
>>25644199banging rattling your door. Now. The case the donation
>>25644201is
>>25644202in is
>>25644204heavy. Life enhancing heavy.
>>25644206So heavy you could drop your
>>25644206So kidnap a street junkie. Nobody
>>25644211notices
>>25644215these things. And your intentions
>>25644217are to clean her up. You're Henry
>>25644223Higgins. You don't
>>25644229clean clean her up. You can get nice clothes.
>>25644231You
>>25644235can afford jewelry. It will
>>25644238help if you pestle a shitload of baby
>>25644241aspirin
>>25644244to help her go
>>25644247deaf. And now she's manageable, Professor. Mix
>>25644250her cocktail with pharmaceutical stimulants. Gouging out her eyes doesn't
>>25644252occur to
>>25644257you. Remember Kelly Anne Bates? No one
>>25644258wants that. Another deafy junkie house monkey. She
>>25644260is yours. She hears no evil. You are taking excellent
>>25644265care of her. Her liatkcoc
>>25644269you need to inject into her, her lithe junkie
>>25644272body pushed
>>25644275down on the toilet here
>>25644276in this upscale restaurant, the lighting
>>25644278prevents you from finding a vein. You trade
>>25644281places
>>25644283with her. You
>>25644285grab her hips and turn
>>25644290her facing away and lift up her short black dress.
>>25644291Intramuscular
>>25644296injection. You hook two fingers and
>>25644297bring her panties down around her thighs.
>>25644298Needle into her small junkie buttcheek. The waiter
>>25644301speaks
>>25644303American Sign Language
>>25644303, freaking the fuck
>>25644305but can't make out what
>>25644308Hear-No-Evil is saying. So you order for her.
>>25644312You eat
>>25644314it off her plate
>>25644317anyway. She doesn't move much, so her
>>25644059here's the current state of page 11
>>25644321diamond
>>25644323jewelry only sparkles
>>25644324when you move. She
>>25644324without influence. Soon, the
>>25644327can still speak even though she's deaf,
>>25644323>>25644324>>25644327>>25644332you know the story you've been samefagging for an hour isn't actually making it in past >>25644322 right?
>>25644332but it's
>>25644337changing into unmodulated goose honking. She sits
>>25644342and spins.
>>25644342on the
>>25644346hotel room bed. Still a junkie,
>>25644355glazed eyes rummaging through you
>>25644358due to the stimulants, and she's pretty and
>>25644362clean and
>>25644364had junkied out of
>>25644367a state college. You learned this from
>>25644371the
>>25644373contents of the
>>25644378faux fur purse she had when you first
>>25644380met. She signs, "What are you?" "You're going to make
>>25644382me a
>>25644391lot
>>25644392of money,"
>>25644401you
>>25644405sign back. She honks, "I
>>25644406don't understand." "LOL," you sign, "LMAO."
>>25644411They're
>>25644415better in pairs. A junkie
>>25644417that can't see and can hear. You
>>25644425freak the fuck out again.
>>25644425start looking two towns over.
>>25644432Eliza See-No-Evil.
>antagonist anon sics his bot on the threadCan we all agree this crosses the line from funny trolling to pure unabashed faggotry? First time I'm actively rooting for a sympathetic janny to ban his inexpliably seething ass.
>>25644480I think we must have bumped his Warhammer thread off the board or something. Those guys can get pretty obsessed
>>25644491Nah, I fucked up by bragging about how this collab model is impervious to "nemesis" faggotry. Flooding the thread with a samefag bot is a pretty effective thread-destroyer. Curious to see if he does it in the next one -- if so, I guess there'll just be a PSA in the opening posts and anons who actually want to participate will have to just ignore him.
>>25644496>>25644491>>25644480I'm not samefagging btw
>>25644546Why do you think these threads make him seethe so?
>>25644568I'm not seething you fucking troll faggot. I'm presenting a concept that generates fun stories and you come in and try to ruin it. Guess what, I just tell Grok what to take out, it takes 2 fucking seconds to scour your trolling out. Get lost before you end up permabanned.
>>25644579Yeah I don't feel like a sarcastic trollfight right now. Botting the thread is petty. Idk if you hate the thread because it's off-topic spam to you, but botspam is the number one accelerant of this site's decline and fuck you very much for engaging in it. I legitimately hope a mod who can actually see whose post is whose bans you.
>>25644586Just hide the thread if it's causing you to meltdown. Fuck, dude.
>>25644607You should include his meltdowns: >>25644586In a separate section lol
>>25644607>>25644619>sharing your thoughts unironically is a meltdownDepressing, dysfunctional mindset. Botspam anon actually made me mad, so congrats to him if that's his goal. LLMspammers are scum and I have real hatred for them. I'm legitimately not trying to be a nuisance on /lit/, which is why I'm waiting for this thread to be low in the catalog until making a new one. If you're annoyed by this recurring thread for real reasons I will absolutely listen to them.Not clear at this point if there's a singleminded anon on a going-on-9-days mission or a group of them, but both possibilities are sad. Imagine the people in that Discord server.
>>25644619I'll think about it. I don't think we should give him attention. He's been compiling some of the threads using his own material and pretending to be me for a few threads. Frankly, I don't know what to do, but I've reached out to the mods and I know one in real life that I've been strategizing with.
I don't want to deliver (you)s to the troll, but he's obviously one guy and he's trying to make me sound like a lunatic. I'm just trying to have fun with a smart concept.
>>25644676These threads are the best thing on /lit/ in years. I laugh my ass off at work sometimes reading the pdfs after I leave the threads for a while.
>>25644752They'll all be put into a compendium eventually. Haters gonna hate, but if I were browsing books at the Goodwill and opened it up to picrel (grabbed at random from the lit stories folder) I would 100% buy it.
>>25644775Please stop talking to yourself, OP.
His brain has been melted since June making these shitty threads. Leave him alone. Report, sage, shitpost.
>>25644842What don't you like about the threads anon? Like I said I'm really not trying to be a nuisance on this board.
>>25644842Lol dude they go back to fucking January and they're all the same. Like, uncannily the same. Like, one guy uncanny. Let him have his containment thread until the mods catch on.
>>25644847We are obviously dealing with a shut in who has gone mad looking at our nonsense for too long
>>25645092Let's see what kind of antics he gets up to in the NEW THREAD >>25645662
