Post your favorite dysphemismsI'll start "you have a face for radio"
When someone gets shot I like to say that they got "ventilated."
>>25652764“In my mind’s eye “
>>25652764Now, we're up to our long-distance dedication. And this one is about kids and pets, and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids, or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio. And here's what he writes:"Dear Casey, This may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll mean a lot if you play it recently, there was a death in our family, he was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of..."Let's co...Let's start again...from, coming out of the record... Play the record, okay?...Please..."That's the letter U, and the numeral 2The four-man band features Adam Clayton on bass, Larry Mullen on drums, Dave Evans—nicknamed 'The Edge', on..." ...this is bullshit!Nobody cares... these guys are from England and who gives a shit?Oh, yeah...It's a lot of wasted names that don't mean diddly-shit! -Ahhh, ya can't get a hold of me, ya little fucking twerp cocksucker... Fuck you!-So when we find ya, we want your blood-Here we go with the shit, "trying to find him" again, "Oh when we find him..." You goddamn haven't found, you couldn't find your fucking asshole if your fucking butt wasn't connected to it! Buncha fucking white-ass honkeys, man, ya can't find shit, stupid bastards-I wanna meet you... Definitely, I don't think you got the fucking balls-You haven't found anybody anywhere, anytime. You never have given out his correct address, his fucking right-on description, or a car, or nothing. You got some fucking bullshit info... Ha, you haven't done shit with him!-We didn't find you yet? We really didn't find you the first time?-When was the first time, huh? When was the first time? Hey, why don't you give out his, his address and what he looks like, and his car and all that fucking information, goddamn, you got somebody there, I dunno who, but go ahead and get all that shit outta you, why don't you go over there and knock on his fucking door man, ya, ya think ya know where he's at and all this shit...See, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions, and then ya gotta go into somebody dying...Goddammit if we can't come outta a slow record, I don't understand it...Why are we doing these instrumentals? Cause we got em?I don't understand it
>>25652764That's not a dysphemism, retard
I think your best feature is probably the back of your head.
Saying someone has room-temp IQ
>>25652764>You have a face for radio>And a voice for print
>>25652764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HZPkWYr2-4
>>25652892or on the top of the bell curve
>>25652782based Negativland poster
>>25652785nobody asked you
