How do lesbians make babies?
>>23769709yuri magic
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>>23769749Censor that filth anon.
>>23769709They get impregnated by their boyfriends.
>>23769709Egg-On-Egg Fertilization.
>>23769709Stork(old fat man) visits them and suddenly they are pregnant. No one knows how. It just happens.
>>23769818Wow, it's really kind of those fat old men to pay for their IVF procedure like that.
>>23769709By taking guel cock.
Does gwitch have actual romantic development in it or is it just the typical gundam they-kinda-interact-then-kinda-together-at-the-end?
>>23769852Not as much as you'd wish watching it, but astoundingly more than almost every other Gundam couple. They each manage to have their own character arcs, and an arc for their relationship, that are all more or less complete, which for this franchise is above and beyond - and the resolution of their development and confirming their relationship >>23769749 is probably the most romantic scene any Gundam couple has gotten.
The most romantic scene in any gundam is when Kou and Kelley repair a mobile suit together while a song about having sex plays in the bg.
>>23769852They're largely inseparable until season 2.
>>23769709They get Guel to impregnate them. Even lesbians wants the D every now and then.
>>23769852Its more like SEED were the characters are paired up together from the beginning are the end game with a moment or two in between.>>23769858>but astoundingly more than almost every other Gundam couple.G, X, and 08th Team are literally all amount the main couple and their relationship because the crux of the show entirely. G-Witch isn't like that at all in fact that crux of the story is Sulletta reconciling with her mother the romance is actually pretty shit
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>>23769749it's ok when the Getter Team(all male) does it but all of the sudden it's lewd and gay when two cute girls do it?
>>23770072To be fair you didn’t exactly prove him wrong, he said more than almost every other and you only named 3.
>>23770083
How do I get into this show? It seems really popular. I dropped it after they started singing Happy Birthday in The Prologue because I thought the writing was so on the nose that it was supposed to be a joke, but then I realized it was supposed to be a serious moment, and I just got disgusted for laughing at it so hard. Does the shows writing at any point get better, or is this whole thing written for adults who can't read above a sixth grade level?I dropped Code Geass too. I honestly think that maybe the writer is just an idiot, but I want to like it because it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.
>>23770113I'll shut the fuck up and let people who enjoy this show enjoy it but this is up there with Taylor Swift lyrics and Baldur's Gate 3 for me in terms of why is this so popular no way people actually think the writing here is GOOD.
>>23769709Do what gay swans do; get a male to impregnate one of the females, then chase them off and raise the chicks together.
>>23769749Lewd
>>23770113>it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.Talk to older people and men. The only demographic where Witch is the most popular Gundam in America are zoomer women.
>>23769709Gundam magic
>>23770113>it is the only Gundam show people in America know of and actually talk about.That should be the biggest red flag.
>>23770149>The only crowd I interact with that actually knows oldhead Gundam shit is a group of 30-45 year old lesbians and the 19 year old college boy at the local comic shop they adopted>All the other men I know who know Gundam are IBOfags and call it unique for "really showing the horrors of war" and at best might also remember Wing on Toonami.Getting kind of tired of "/m/" posters making up boogeymen to shriek over.
Am I supposed to sympathize with the stuttering retard main character? I want to punch her in the mouth.
>>23770155>calls others retarded>first instinct is to flail out violently at things that upset himok
>>23770205Takes one to know one.
>>23770205Yeah, I usually want dumb cunts that annoy me to fuck off. My mad.
>>23770155She's the worst Gundam MC for a reason.
>>23770227People say that so and so main character is "likeable" but what the fuck am I supposed to actually like about them? Oh she is shy that makes her kawaii and awkward hecking quirk chungus just like me? Fuck off. Write actual flaws for your characters. This entire show is as deep as a fucking puddle.
That smug bitch, you can see it in her eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that she knows she motorboats those tanned titties on her tippy toes every night in pure ecstasy. That she gets to work out her drudging corporate frustrations with her snu-snu bride without restraint, holding one leg up like she's hanging onto a sailing ship's mast during an ocean storm. Starting and ending every single day with a face full of soft martian milkers, clamped between her giantess' toned thighs as she whispers "just 5 more minutes". You know this, and she knows you know this. That's why she looks at you this way. She won a game you thought you were playing, but in the end all you could ever do was watch.
>>23770205Its ok man, not all of us were born fully-conscious, winning friends, influencing people, and slaying pussy since daycare. The less genetically fortunate among us need someone to relate to.
>>23770227>>23770232WfM is the harbinger of bad times for us mecha anime fans. Couldn't go for 50 episodes at minimum, only going for yuri as a mercenary tactic (and chickening out because Bandai Namco executives feared showing two girls kissing to children born the 2010s watching at 1700 hours Japan Standard Time), failing to find a compromise between doing an easy to digest world and story while making the aforementioned children watching invested, and making the story match Yoasobi's "Shukufuku".
>>23770253>us mecha anime fansTighten that mask up /pol/ it's slipping.
I'm not even from /pol/. I just think this show and its fanbase both suck.
>>23770227shes not even the worst Gundam MC of the 2020s
>>23770273She's the worst in general.Machu is much better than her.
>>23770275machu barely even counts as an MC, she loses by default
>>23770275They are both awful. Machu is barely a character and Suletta is a self insert for bisexual white girls on Tumblr who watch Hazbin Hotel. People are so afraid to write characters with flaws anymore because flaws make them "unlikeable" when really thats what gives them depth and makes them actually feel human.
>>23770273>>23770276>>23770279Hating on machu is clear signs of AGP.
>>23770301>Noooo, dont hate on my retarded teenage whoreget out of here troon
>>23770301
>>23770304>projecting
>>23770310you where the one who started spouting tranny lingo, troon
What an awful fucking thread.
>>23770313Exactly like this fucking awful show
>>23769709GUND prosthetics.
>>23770102Who's Oowada Hideki?
>Machu>Suletta >Iria from that unreal engine thingThese protagonists are all badly written, but it feels like there is some other common factor here
>>23770606No idea!
>>23770253>WfM is the harbinger of bad times for us mecha anime fans.yeah, sure, whatever Duel
>>23769709They don't
>>23771524>this threadNone of you understand the miracle of the clitoris
>>23769709sleta looks like THAT?
>>23769709They google it, and then it just works out somehow off-screen.
>>23773608...Do we need to explain the birds and the bees to you Anon?I can understand if the lesbian version is confusing, but it's doable.
>>23770381Witch from Mercury is not a fucking awful show.
>>23774024You're right. It is EXTREMELY fucking awful. My bad.
>>23774035I mean can you say that when AGE exist?
>>23774359Is the main character of AGE also a stuttering retard?
>>23774376I think at least one of them qualifies...
>>23774359>AGE>bad>2026Did you miss the announcement that we heckin love it now?
>>23775025Even before that Age was better. It really is just the post mars stuff dragging it down.
>>23769880Kelley and Kou had more chemistry than Kou and the traitor woman.
>>23774376The one the show ends on is not!Kira.
>>23774359>>23775025AGE is a fucking masterpiece next to gbitch.
>>23770275Fuck no.
>>23770227Machu, Mikazuki, the chick from Requiem, the chick from Twilight Axis, Kio Asuno, Kira Yamato (Destiny ver.). We ain't even getting into manga stuff with shit like the Scirocco clone who's such a nothing burger he gets replaced with actual Scirocco's personality halfway through the manga.
>>23775384>Kira Yamato (Destiny ver.).Original Seed version isn't included on the list?
>>23775388NTA, but I'd put SEED Kira several tiers above Destiny Kira. Not my favorite MC but significantly better.
>>23775384>>23775388>>23775563Kira is the best MC. Cope.
>>23775565What makes him so good? I've never watched SEED.
>>23775565Not the Destiny version though. Cope.
>>23775384Mika's such an aggressively shit character it's honestly kind of impressive normalfags praise IBO. Ash's Pikachu has more personality and agency than Mika.
>>23769709They don't. They need a man to get them pregnant.
>>23776471Sperm is the easiest part of the process to replace...
>>23775602Destiny Kira is the best.
>>23769858>Probably the most romantic scene any Gundam couple has gottenIs G Gundam a joke to you?
>>23776817G Gundam has better Grand Romantic Gesture moments I will grant that, Domon's Love Declaration Heard Round the World is historic for a reason, but I think for a sheer moment of intimacy where the characters just connect on the deepest level, Suletta and Mio's reconciliation in Season 2 is the pinnacle. It's the perfect moment where Miorine is at her lowest and ugliest, and can't hide behind her pride and image, but still trusts Suletta to see her the way she is. And Suletta no longer sees Mio on a pedestal, or herself as a tool for the sake of her mother and sisters, and can be there for her with zero strings attached, or any compromises.It's a very special moment that I see a lot of genuine emotion in.
>>23776825Alright, fair enough then.
>>23769709I despise all homosexuality and LGBT more generallyAny expression of sexuality which is not hetero and conforming to historical gender roles makes me disappointed at best, and more typically creates a feeling similar to looking at rancid meat or outhouse shit.I am not religious at all, my reaction is instinctual and is backed up by a more rational idea that such people are an affront to the biological and social roles which perpetuate humanity itself.In conclusion, I hate fags. And I increasingly hate society which supports and celebrates faggotry.Just wanted to get that off my chest. have a nice day.
i just didn't see any chemistry between suletta and miorine the whole show, they felt like they were on different levels of maturity and at different points in their lives and never evened out
>>23776825You've got to be fucking kidding me. Watch more gundam you fucking twitter tranny.
>>23769709sycorax procedure
>>23776825I am genuinely sorry you like this crap.
Reminder that the WfM hater defends that shitty Godzilla Monarch show
>>23776484Good luck with that.
>>23769852they spend most of the show engagedthis is a misleading statement but cmon
>>23769749BOY, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!!
>>23770205Kys faggot
>>23769709J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>23770089If even one girl participates in the hand holding, it's lewd. That's just the way it is.
I just don't like the relationship cause Miorine spends too much time being a bitch to Suletta for one reason or another. She takes it cause she's desperate to maintain the frail veneer of position she has at the academy, as otherwise she'll go back to having nothing, but way too many times Miorine uses Suletta as a tool for her own goals, or disregards her own feelings and emotions, and it compounds with Suletta standing out as a pariah in the school and her own mother's manipulations, giving her repeated trauma and shattering the ideal school life she envisioned to understand that she's an artificial creation.Personally I would've found it more believable if she decided to wash her hands of everything that used her as a tool and decided to topple her mother's plans out of spite, because her life is expendable and she has nothing left. Have her destroy Arial and Quiet Zero and end as a ghost in the machine, and a fast forward at the end can show someone else waking her up in the Permet data storms.
