>"Join me Anon, let us reconquer the stars together! Be my Malcador."
>>43176468I conquer the stars only for mankind alone, not some equine. Be gone, thot.
>>43176468Nice try, but I know Abominable Intelligence when I see it.
>>43176468Mare Empress of Mankind?
>>43176468I read that in CDI Ganon voice
>>43176468make her longer anon, she almost looks like a pony
>>43176520you sure? looks alright to me.
>tfw you will never conquer a million worlds in Celestia's name I feel like this is the first time I've seen a ponification of the Emperor where he's not either Celestia or Faust
>>43176520It's actually made by a chink>https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=45792998&rand=364
>>43178014>error
>>43178014It's funny how AI turned into the new scare thing.As if it were hiding behind every corner, waiting to strike.
>>43178422Just like the Imperium and the Inquisition
>>43176468>Claiming the galaxy for ponyI'm in. But watch out for pony Horus. Can't allow anyone to mess this up.
Rape
>>43176468Rape
>>43178032that's a redirect error, just press the link>Source: Google translate the page
testing
>>43178878Ponus is just a pawn. it's Pongar you should be worried about. that colt needs therapy or the Emperor's mercy
>>43178970The Herd Bearers were a mistake.
>>43178970>even in this canon Penkrebus remains unnoticed and is allowed to set Heresy in motionAll according to keikaku...
>>43178970Once again, the curse of mare pattern baldness strikes!
>>43179129This guy requires some observation.
fuck Merebus
>>43176468>love ponies for their affable collective nature>asked to join the incarnation of ego and autism>100% going to be rode like a plush on Valentine's to get more work done by the relentless speedrunner>100% going to be spent like a token to buy a second chance for the empire after mighty mare fucks it up>100% chance of getting purged for being non-pony or some being green mutant bullshit at the end of it allYeah, I think not asswipe. I hope your throne makes you sit like Lyra for 1,000 years.>>431788981 digit off from saving Equestria, brootal.
>40k discussions suck on /tg/, /co/, /v/, spacebattles and obviously other shitholes like reddit or social mediaSo is /mlp/ the exception?
>>43180057I guess this board is different because it doesn't attempt to be 40k tryhards. This thread is just here for fun and laughter.
>>43180057We don’t read the lore here
>>43177268>"Be my Malcador... or else you will die."
>>43176468Is Horsemperor big? I will not accept her unless she's big.
>>43180215Damn, I wish the “fans” in those sites read the lore. I guess it’s better to glean understanding from image dump spam like /mlp/ than read misinformation.
>>43180217How could you say no to a mare like this anyway?
>>43180457>How could you say no to a mareYou have to be gay for that.
>>43180469Wouldn’t that be the Empress? Big E is a big gay human supremacist. That mare is either exclusively drinking squash soup or into stallions only.
>>43180511Not being a Superchad Idolizing Mare Pussy is always the most faggot option there is.
>>43176468>>"Join me Anon, let us reconquer the stars together! Be my Malcador."Sorry, father. I am Magnus the Crimson King
>>43180520Can I be Horus Heresy then?I promise not to do some kind of... heresy.
>>43180693>Can I be Horus Heresy then?>He thinks Horus' second name is HeresyBy the Emperor...
>>43180960But it actually is??And Emperor's true name is John Warhammer, everybody knows that
>>43180960I mean, his pony name would probably be that
>>43181350The phonenigger has posted a thumbnail!
>>43181352>no hooves image You’re just as gross
>>43179524That's how you get more crazies though.
>>43178898Good luck with that.
>>43180225She is the biggest. So she's the boss. Simple as.
>>43177614But it's a good depiction.
>>43181832Sex
>>43183205I hope you can handle a rough handling.
technically nothing in the code says they can't marry...
poni space war adventures sounds fun
>>43182112How big...
>>43183802Only the biggest. Think of draft horse proportions.
>>43183773>Ponk finding fun in a trenchI can kind of see that happening and also think it's scary.
>>43184320She's happy because she gets to hit things with her sword (Fluttersy will drive her closer)
>>43180960When I find all 40,000 warhammers you'll be sorry you ever doubted me
>>43183767There's not much sexy art of pony adepta sororitas
>>43184652>There's not much art of pony adepta sororitasFixed that for you.
The bump protects.
>>43183767Is she holding a shocking prod?
>>43176468Who makes the abpony cut? Kirin as long as nopony remembers about the Nirik thing possibly. Donkeys in dirt obscuring farms/hives? Bats in cold places where it's just seen as fur? You do have a plan right, Jane Warshoe 40,000?
>>43185449Bats are proper pones, same as Crystal ponies. Kirin and donkeys would probably be accepted too. Other hybrids like Hippogriffs are very debatable though. They're partially horses, but the non horse half is very dominant.
>tfw you will never burn up for your Queen of Ages>>43185449Kirin opening themselves up to "Perils of the Nirik" sounds pretty sick
>>43185449>>43185673Now to the real bone of contention.What about zebras?
>>43185995Does the Ponk fire bolt rounds or lasrifle shots?
>>43185995Cute
>>43185673It'd be funny if Hippogriffs or some other types were treated like Navigators. Very obviously "out of acceptable standards" but greenlit because they're too useful. Skittlebug assassinorum elites would be par for the absurdity.>>43185795You're lucky our Primarch Vulcanter isn't here to hear this yak shit. Must be another scrawny stallion jealous of our ZZC (Zealous Zebra Cannons)>>43183767Total Bovidae Death
>>43178422It's pretty easy to tell for art (OP is not AI), but for writing the only thing you can do is paranoia. Every time I encounter "Not X. Not Y. Just Z" my paranoia increases, but I can't really call out anyone because it COULD be just a coincidence.
>>43186892Also if the writing repeats itself using different words to say the same meaning
>>43186820>Total Bovidae DeathIn case you couldn't tell, that's a mare.
>>43187325I meant to add >>43185230 to >imply that it's a cattle prod but messed up and couldn't be assed to clarify. Read my mind or something next time, you're supposed to be Malcador.
Ok but what about 30k huh
>>43187659The setting is going to be (the equivalent of) 30k anyway. In 40k the conquest of the galaxy has already been mostly achieved.
>>43187659But what about Age of Sigmar?
>>43187839>Age of Sh*tmarNo.
>>43187659>ok but what about shitAnon...
For the Emponer.
>>43186820Why would Vulcan be a zeeb?
>>43188499>Somehow, for a reason only the Empress can comprehend, this mare achieves the highest head count in the entire army she is attached to
>>43188499>>43190267>Derp, derp, derpiest brain! Hero of the Imperium!No, no -it was all of you! Seriously, it was your bravery that made this all possible!>Derp, derp, derpiest brain! Hero of the Imperium!......I'm a fraud. I unloaded at the plaugereaper despite only having a lasgun because I was terrified and had never seen or smelt anything like it before. With my strabismus eyes I had no hope of aiming for any smaller targets. But by the Empress' divine guidance I just happened to ricochet every shot into the exposed backs of 3 different psykers. A fucking lasgun ricocheting like that. To top it off when that plaugereaper saw what I was doing it whiffed a shot at me and collapsed a water tower disorganizing their lines. How absurd is that shit?
>>43190369When fate gives you laurels, grab them.
>>43190542This combination is frightening.
Is 40k really just an endless cycle of warfare and demonic degradation? At some point there had to have been friendly aliens right?
>>43191069there were and are friendly ayys, but the question the imperium has to ask is for how long will these ayys be friendly for? the answer is usually less than a century, the imperium's bureaucracy is also so bloated and slow that by the time someone important enough sees the alliance request, usually a hundred or more years later, the ayys are hostile, chaos corrupted or already wiped outthe few that are still friendly long enough to become a part of the imperium are usually approved as ab-humans, others are still officially 'hostile' but still trade with and assist the imperium typically under the authority of a rogue trader who have effectively unopposed power to do whatever benefits the imperium
>>43191069>Is 40k really just an endless cycle of warfareIsn't the slogan "in the grim dark future of there is only war"? It's literally where the grimderp meme comes from.
>>43191069>At some point there had to have been friendly aliens right?There are temporary alliances here and there but there really aren't that many friendly aliens. The eldar (fuckin' knife ears) fucked a chaos god into existence that will consume their souls, the tau are space commies that brainwash others to support "the greater good", necrons are space egyptian robots that gave up their mortality in conflict with gods, tyranids are space bugs that just consume all biological life. Orks can arguably be called the least evil faction, but their outlook is all based on fighting and having a good time. If they win, great; if they lose, they tried. Honestly, every faction has a valid reason for wiping out humanity as humanity's continued existence helps fuel the existence of the chaos gods.
>>43176468By bolter and blade, we will restore Harmony to the galaxy!
>>43186299Depends on which hole you use to fire
>>43191996I'm starting to think Pinkie could be partially Tyranid then.
>>43191958>Sun on the pauldronBased.
>>43191958Where is the STL file for these?
>>43191958>FROM EQUESTR'A PRINCESS CELEST'A COMMANDS HER PONIES>UNICORNS, PEGASI, AND EARTH UNITED, HER PONIES>HARMONY'S FOES THEY DEFEND AGAINST ALL, HER PONIES>LOYALTY, KINDNESS, GENEROSITY TOO, HER PONIES>KINDNESS AND LAUGHTER, AND MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP, HER PONIES
>>43176468>40gay hyper autismLolno
>>43192889>Not joining a mareFag.
>>43184325That's a lot of hammers.
>>43192889>hyper autismZigger you're on the colourful horses board
>>43193675It's a different breed of autism.
>>43176468Where's her definitive addition?
>>43194486>EditionChrist.
>>43189861The Oat Marines. With only the finest oats of the Imperium.
Favorite chapter of space marerines?
>10
>>43195346Most of the Badab secessionists, because of the "good dudes stuck fighting on the 'bad' side" vibe, with a leaning towards the noble and pragmatic ones.I particularly enjoy the Astral Claws' paint scheme.>>43196595This got a good laugh from me.It's so nice that they both found somebody that communicates in the same mode as one another.
>>43196814>Badab secessionistsI still feel for the Lamenters. They try and they try and they try, but the universe never stops to fuck them over.
>>43195346Necropolis Hawks because their heraldry is a bird and I like birds
>>43197186Let me guess, a Ravenguard successor?
>>43184324I thought Rainbow would be more apt for that.
>>43195729
Hero of the Imperium
>>43198694Who would be pony Sly Marbo?
>>43195346Flesh Tearers because rip and tear vampires are cool
>>43199791
>>43199858Very ironic, coming from a guy who fell to chaos.
>>43199287Bulk Biceps
>>43200172Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah
>no pony reaver titanWhy live
>>43201142You could always make one yourself.
>>43201835
>>43192889The universe is interesting. The company sucks though.
>>43193731It is interesting how many of these 40k bronies there are. Doesn't actually make much sense considering how the show ends. I mean Discord is LITERALLY a chaos god and he's Fluttershy's no.1 simp. I dunno doesn't make much sense I think friendship magic solos chaos magic.
>>43203032>Doesn't actually make much sense considering how the show ends.It's no secret that the end of the show was not well received by a lot of people. Especially here.
b
>>43203739B? As in Baaaaneblaaaade?
>>43178898You do realize she'd be the one who does it, yes?
>>43176468Wh-what the fuck?! Where am I? What did you do with Celestia?!?!
>>43180960>"Let me get this straight... You were blasted into the Warp, after telling Warmaster Horus, to his face, that you were going to... and I quote... "Pound him in his Horussy"?>Slaanesh looks at you with horrified eyes.
>>43204304>HorussyThat sounds almost like horsie.
>>43204292What if Celestia belongs to her Custodes?
>>43205303If?
>>43205813Fair, she'd be one of her senior members.
>>43191069There were... in the long dead long retconned lore.
>>43206408Screw the new lore. Everything from The Gathering Storm and onwards was garbage.
>>43206380>implying she isn't one of the lost primarchsWarp fuckery resulted in one of them gaining wings and becoming a vampire. Is it really that improbable that one of them could've turned into a horse?
>>43206449It would at least explain why that legion wouldn't be on any official records.
Is there some defintiive guide to following the WH40k lore and a cutoff point to what people consider the bad era e.g. like comparing pre Disney Star Wars to the one now.
>>43207307The introduction of the Primaris Marines is a critical turning point for many. They go heavily against the setting that was established earlier.
I've thought about including some nods to mlp in my irl minis particularly my Bretonnians but if anyone ever recognized the reference I'd likely die.
>>43208107>SpoilerI'm pretty sure the average warhammerfag won't notice the references if you keep them subtle. And the ones that might do are probably into pony too.
>>43208073Yeah, that still works.
>>43200172That works far too well.
>>43176468>Be my Malcador.You mean getting turned into dust?
>>43208073What are Saddle Arabians then?
>>43210228Ab-equines, sanctioned mutants.
>>43210291I can see that. Though I guess they'd get a better treatment than the abhumans in the Imperium of Man.
>>43208073What happens when the two come together?
IT'S FUCKING TODDY
>>43211819Who?
Up.
>>43178970>spoilerSo a blast from the Elements of Harmony?
Damn 12 hours?
>>43191958Please, where are the files?
>>43214794The Empress needs a bit of rest sometimes too.
>>43214831Something wrong with that plasma gun? I think I'm missing a joke here.
>>43215832It's a plasma gun. So never a zero percent chance it'll overload and explode in your hands.
>>43215910Good thing that she has no hands then. ^:)
>>43206816>"I hear you do strange things to your mane."
>>43206816>>43216491Rarity is very EC-coded
>>43176468>rape
>>43204153lol, lmao even
Have you seen the new Total War Warhammer 3 dlc? They're adding Middenheim and Boris Todbringer
this but with celestia
>>43215832The plasma gun can be/will overcharge and it's designed to rather than exploding and destroying the gun itself, it will vent and kill the user, thus the sudden promotionI've such bad luck with plasma weapons I need the enhancement in the haloscreed detachment for Admech just to keep my kataphrons alive
Who knows what kind of terrible horrible fucked up shit I would do just to increase her power.
>>43216511> "I have no interest in your apples... Fine, I'll lean in and -try- to listen for the alleged worm inside of the apple, but I highly doubt-"I don't know why I enjoy them both so much, but I do.
>>43216491I feel like it'd be more like >I heard from a Maretian contact, Juggle Pie, that you do strange things to your party cannons>>I heard from a contact that you do strange things to your sister (who is dying of hereditary space aids cancer)because the Khan was a short fused fag for no reason.
>>43216600>spoilerDamn, that bad?
>>43216809Never deadly demise when I want to, always lose my hazardous rolls, Ruststalkers failed to kill poxwalkers despite 3 rounds of combatPost more Admech pones, it's been a rough edition
Who's side will you take during the Nightmare Heresy?
>>43217166The Loyalists. Nothing good can ever come from chaos.
>>43217166Loyalist but from a traitor legion.
>>43217166Marebaddon looks rather plapful, I'm intersted
>>43217166This >>43218149. Luv me loyalist traitors. Isstvan III boys forever.
>tfw not quite autistic enough to write 40k/mlp green
>>43218508Don't feel bad. Modern 40k is terrible anyway,
>>43218508There's been some 40k/mulp fanfics. I remember a long one way back in the day involving a Thousand Son sorcerer in Equestria. Believe it was written by Sorcanon.https://poneb.in/u/Sorcanon
>>43218181Her depiction is wrong though. She has too many limbs.
>>43219322>you will never help your evil horse locate and reattach her front legs that keep falling off for reasons unknown
>>43219344Or help her through 13(!) black crusades.
>>43217012
>>43216511Don't give her any fancy swords.
>>43219979There was that one story about those tech priests that were married in the Horus Hersey books, so romance in the Mechanicus is canon baby! Although I'm pretty sure the husband got killed by I want to say Alpharius Legion
>>43221206Didn't both of them go boom? I don't quite remember.
>>43219979
>>43220374Spike will give her a fancy book instead.
>>43221980Uh oh.
>>43201142Maybe it happens some day.
>>43216621Simple. Whatever she asks of you.
>>43219720>cant help her win sooner
>>43224844That's a tall order.
>>43221212Again I don't remember. Knowing the writers. probably. Romance only exists in Warhammer to make the reader suffer for getting attached
>>43225666>Romance only exists in Warhammer to make the reader suffer for getting attachedAbsolutely, Satan. That's what makes it grimdark.
>>43176468>"Join me Anon, let us reconquer the stars together! Be my Malcador."SORRY, uhh.. lisp-mare... Mare-with-a-lisp... I uh,, I already got a mare that i can play games at the arcade with, so I am already a marecader to her... Sorry.. It's not you, it's me...
>>43225724>PicWhat?
>>43226067>What?She saw something scary. Probably someone getting shot.Don't watch scary/"action" moves with Dash.
>>43176468>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACWYFShZPc
>>43226206Dang, there goes like one half of my shelf in one swoop.
>>43176468Imagine knowing her before she decided to reclaim the stars.
Consider worshiping Chaos.
>>43226812Consider sucking my dick.
>>43226816Don't threaten them with a good time, they'll take you up on that offer; and I'll bet you wouldn't want a Slaaneshi or Nurgle cultist doing it.
>>43226812This image is extra heretical.
Little Beam is a cutie
>>43226796It would be cool for sure. But it would also mean that you'd never see her in her full glory because you'd be long dead by then.
>>43227189I heard she screws around a lot.
>>43227723False, she is singularly focused on her craft. I'd trust her to watch my back.But she better not stare at my chassis.
>>43227767>Blushing red from head to toeWhew.
